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pentyne
Nov 7, 2012
Please find a leather cowboy hat somewhere in the desert.

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
This is great. You're great. I'm so happy. Talk to the train conductor.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




I just powered through the original Dropsy thread and I am just aquiver with anticipation!


It's hot out in the Western sun, he should ask those nice railroad workers for some headgear before heading north to the mine!

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here
Head directly towards the skull and crossbones. The red circle must indicate importance, right?

Iriquois
Jun 6, 2013
I have no idea what this is and yet some primal joy within me has awoken. You go, Dropsy.

Also search the coat for valuables.

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
Oh yeah, Dropsy's back in action!! :cb:

Hobo Pyro
Oct 17, 2010
Check the pockets on that sweet new coat, then head for those teepees. The locals might have some supplies for you on your journey.

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

Hells yeah! Dropsy's back! Can't wait to see what the lovable scamp does next.

Fake edit:

Hobo Pyro posted:

Check the pockets on that sweet new coat, then head for those teepees. The locals might have some supplies for you on your journey.

Do this!

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Hobo Pyro posted:

Check the pockets on that sweet new coat, then head for those teepees. The locals might have some supplies for you on your journey.

Just don't eat their plants again Dropsy :ohdear:

spacetimecontinuu
Dec 31, 2004
Check dem pockets

Dr. Bones
Nov 4, 2005

Private First Class in Blankman's Boot Camp of Goonery


Aces! New Dropsy!

Definitely check the coat pockets, and ask the nice men for a hat. Be sure to check the hat for snakes first!

Jeremor
Jun 1, 2009

Drop Your Nuts



This is great, downloaded the music too. Awesome.

Definitely get a cowboy hat and go investigate those Teepees.

HOW COULD YOU
Jun 1, 2006

The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.
Take cactus, cactus is friend

Shimmergloom
May 20, 2007
This! This is a good day! Dropsy is back! :iia:

Also: yes - check the coat's pockets!

RadioPassive
Feb 26, 2012

Does the dog fit in the coat pockets?

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
That mineshaft looks like it's good for an adventure! Head there.

After checking the pockets.

Abilifier
Apr 8, 2008
Check the coat pockets, then say hi to the two men. Be a nice clown.

Freudian slippers
Jun 23, 2009
US Goon shocked and appalled to find that world is a dirty, unjust place

RadioPassive posted:

Does the dog fit in the coat pockets?

Oooh! Pocket dog! It will keep him safe and give him a good vantage point. Put dog in pocket, Dropsy! Does dog have a name?

stfu salad
Feb 28, 2005

"I created the universe, the automobile, and even your father's narrow urethra!"
Ask to bum a smoke off of one of the railroad workers. Smoke it like it is cool.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you

Freudian slippers posted:

Oooh! Pocket dog! It will keep him safe and give him a good vantage point. Put dog in pocket, Dropsy! Does dog have a name?

Eughh is his name.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Ooo, that cactus is up to something, investigate! If it isn't up to anything we need to clown it.

(Clown, vb: To add paint to a person or thing in order to give the impression of a clown's face, imbuing it with the magic of clown.)

nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Check out the cactus, try to take a drink from it. Dropsy's thirsty.

keykey
Mar 28, 2003

     
No western is complete without the law, dropsy needs to be the law!

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
Piss

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





The worm has turned

DeadMansSuspenders
Jan 10, 2012

I wanna be your left hand man

Fashion a cowboy hat out of the cactus. Sun stroke is more of a danger than a few picks to your hands, Dropsy.

Gaspy Conana
Aug 1, 2004

this clown loves you

Mummy Brigade posted:

Welcome back Dropsy! Check them coat pockets, there may be valuable items in there to help in your Wild West Quest!


Two whole dollars!

Outrail posted:

Ooo, that cactus is up to something, investigate! If it isn't up to anything we need to clown it.

(Clown, vb: To add paint to a person or thing in order to give the impression of a clown's face, imbuing it with the magic of clown.)



bollig posted:

That mineshaft looks like it's good for an adventure! Head there.

After checking the pockets.





PS - ~neverrrmind~

Gaspy Conana fucked around with this message at 19:48 on Jun 27, 2013

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Gold! Gooooooold! We're rich, doggonit!

>TAKE GOLD

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
There is a stick and a wheel. Play that old fashioned game where you push a wheel with a stick.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


RandomPauI posted:

There is a stick and a wheel. Play that old fashioned game where you push a wheel with a stick.

Yes, do this.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

CaptainYesterday posted:

Gold! Gooooooold! We're rich, doggonit!

>TAKE GOLD

gently caress the gold

Take the wheel, it is the first part of and foundation for the ULTIMATE SOMBRERO

Really. Wear it as a hat. It will give you strength as you add things to it.

Diogines
Dec 22, 2007

Beaky the Tortoise says, click here to join our choose Your Own Adventure Game!

Paradise Lost: Clash of the Heavens!

Play sticky-wheely, that old fashioned fun game.

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

Put the stick through the wheel and try to ride it like a unicycle.

Cloudspit
Mar 8, 2009
Take the stick and save it for later. Feed the dog a piece of gold. It might be magical gold.

Austere things
Feb 4, 2013
Take the stick and play fetch with your adorable clown-puppy....and then maybe pocket some of the gold for future use.

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin

There's bound to be something interesting here!

MohawkSatan
Dec 20, 2008

by Cyrano4747
gently caress yes, Dropsy.

Bear in the Woods
Jun 1, 2013
Pocket the gold and try to make a unicycle out of the stick and wheel.

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
Try to find some leaves or something to fashion a hat out of the wheel! We wouldn't want your fair skin to burn in this hot desert sun :ohdearsass:

us vs also us fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Jun 26, 2013

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Uniwagon! Also take the gold.

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