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SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Regarding tonight's show: it's amazing how the judges made the right call on who to send home but every other decision was inexplicable. Like, I'm resorting to TLo clichés, but they are seriously smoking crack to reach the conclusions they did.

edit: next week is KORS!!!!!!!

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KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
Yeah I don't understand all the fawning over Helen's piece. It was just a plain, boring, Chico's lookin rear end black dress. It wasn't innovative or interesting at all, and the shoes weren't THAT crazy that it needed so plain of a dress. Any other season the judges would have lost their minds over "just a dress." Unless my TV didn't show certain details or something, I don't know. Someone help me out.

bigE
Nov 26, 2004

Oh, ye of little faith.
Okay, good. I'm glad I wasn't the only one wondering why that plain looking dress won. (Or why only black dresses made the top, for that matter.)

toadee
Aug 16, 2003

North American Turtle Boy Love Association

Also the 'crossing-guard stripper' outfit wasn't on the bottom?

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Jeremy's sweater looked like it was made of wet toilet paper.

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
Kate's blouse also really bothered me because the design gave the illusion that it was too tight.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
I felt like there was some kind of secondary competition between the judges to see who could say "I don't love it" the most times.


e: Also, Helen: "I wanted to experiment with something that fit right since that's something I haven't done this season" :stare:

Kekekela fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Aug 30, 2013

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
C'mon Bradon, pull yourself together.

That dress Helen made was waaaaay to simple for PR.

Meow Cadet
May 2, 2007


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me
I thought it was amusing that the model seemed too tall for those thigh high sandals. Her knees were practically peeking over the top of the knee pads.

Also I never noticed Tim Gunn's bald spot before.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!
Did anyone else feel like the only shoes they were allowed to take were in that one compartment? Because some of these were odd choices given the normal esthetic of people like Bradon andMiranda

winner! Helen

Ironic that Miranda did not know who first glamorized the LBD but it was the very thing that won the challenge. Notice her model has Helen's hair?

Top
Ken

Really? 2nd place? too short, bulky, and a peplum? huh…

Alexandria

I thought this looked so cheap up close. I did not get the love for these shoes either I hated the Tom ford version on Anne Hathaway

Alexander

He made quite the do to about pegged pants. It's cute though

Justin

I'm having trouble with the hip and thigh area, but I love the jacket

Dom

Dom is having an M.I.A. moment.

Kate

The shoes only go with the staying of this… ensemble

Karen

Way too literal. Also her nipples are collapsing.

Bottom
Jeremy

I could see where he was going, but that top was a disaster

Bradon

This model is cursed and should be banned from our lands!

OUT Miranda

crotch is a little loose, should not have gone red w/o matching perfectly which was not going to happen with the shine on those shoes. Plain-Jane top did not help.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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Meow Cadet posted:

I thought it was amusing that the model seemed too tall for those thigh high sandals. Her knees were practically peeking over the top of the knee pads.

Also I never noticed Tim Gunn's bald spot before.

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed this. Those shoes looked uncomfortable as poo poo. Homestly though, I think that model could walk the runway in a tube top, ripped jort cargos and clear pumps and still own it. See: last week's diapers-n-denim win. She is seriously stunning.

I think Ya is the good luck charm to balance that Hofstra-freshman-looking one's bad juju.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

Homestly though, I think that model could walk the runway in a tube top, ripped jort cargos and clear pumps and still own it. See: last week's diapers-n-denim win. She is seriously stunning.

She's the girl who wore Bradon's bowtie look, right? Yeah, totally gorgeous. Bradon needs her back...

Meow Cadet
May 2, 2007


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me

Ima Giraffe posted:

Did anyone else feel like the only shoes they were allowed to take were in that one compartment? Because some of these were odd choices given the normal esthetic of people like Bradon andMiranda
They actually said to only take from that compartment, because those were the only shoes they had multiple sizes of.

Tupping Liberty
Mar 17, 2008

Never cross an introvert.
Dom should be thanking her lucky stars that she was safe. I almost can't believe that was Dom who made that monstrosity. The purple heart/boobs area looks SO unflattering on her model.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



The fact that the fabric was quilted made Dom's outfit even worse. That was just bad all over. Also, I really don't understand the love the judges had for Alexandria's outfit. Why did she make silk pajamas to go with those gladiator sandals? Why are there knee pads on those sandals in the first place? Why are the shoes with multiple sizes kinda... uninspiring? Did Nina Garcia horde all the really good and intriguing shoes for herself?

uptown
May 16, 2009
Swatch licking Tim was so :kimchi:

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

Meow Cadet posted:

They actually said to only take from that compartment, because those were the only shoes they had multiple sizes of.

I must have missed that.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Tupping Liberty posted:

Dom should be thanking her lucky stars that she was safe. I almost can't believe that was Dom who made that monstrosity. The purple heart/boobs area looks SO unflattering on her model.

Until I saw the stills I didn't realize it was quilted. And that makes it SO MUCH WORSE.

Defenestration
Aug 10, 2006

"It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
"Jesus, kid, what?"
"That something smelled delicious!"


Grimey Drawer
I would prefer that we spoiler fashion week discussion in this thread, at least until the designer is eliminated and then his/her collection is revealed. Sometimes it is very easy to tell either who made what collection or whether a collection was a contender or not based on the pictures.

I like the fashion week competition collections to be a surprise.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!

Defenestration posted:

I would prefer that we spoiler fashion week discussion in this thread, at least until the designer is eliminated and then his/her collection is revealed. Sometimes it is very easy to tell either who made what collection or whether a collection was a contender or not based on the pictures.

I like the fashion week competition collections to be a surprise.

Are you saying that Patricia's Arts & Crafts fair ascetic gave her away?
I can see your point.
Maybe we just link to the TLo page with the eliminated designer's (and others') collection?

Water Resistant
Jul 10, 2003
I'm not that into fashion, but I really don't understand how a simple plain boring black dress won this week. I feel like normally that would have been in the bottom. "Yay you fitted a boring dress!"

Inveigle
Jan 19, 2004

BananaFusion posted:

I'm not that into fashion, but I really don't understand how a simple plain boring black dress won this week. I feel like normally that would have been in the bottom. "Yay you fitted a boring dress!"

It was a challenge involving shoes and that dress played up the black shoes it was made to go with. The black cape was simple but clever. At least the model didn't look like a call girl.

The other two black dresses weren't much better. Looking back at the outfits for this challenge, I can't say that I liked any of them. Each outfit had problems.

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!
I was wondering when the "Heidi gets free design work done for her collection of ___" challenge was going to happen.

I like how they tried to show that Ken isn't just a terrible and mean guy... but nothing he said can justify how he regularly acts. I highly approve of the Sandro II comments. The apology was so fake. He realized he was on camera and did some damage control

Bad Mitten
Aug 26, 2004
Intuition as guided by experience
Pleasure me Pockets. I sense a new product launch.

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



gently caress dropped crotches. Just a horrible trend all around, and of course tacky rear end Heidi would like it. Just ugh.

Tim looking like Mo from GUTS was hilarious, though.

epenthesis
Jan 12, 2008

I'M TAKIN' YOU PUNKS DOWN!
I doubt this will be a popular opinion but I mostly liked this episode. There were several good-looking garments, the judging was informative, snarky and on-target, and the right person went home. I'm not crazy about Helen's win, but I doubt she will be able to keep it together for six more challenges so I don't really mind.

E: Also, now we'll definitely get decoy collections from just about everyone who's likely to produce a decent one. I would have been really ticked if Karen had gotten to trot ten of her usual gunny sacks down the runway.

epenthesis fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Sep 6, 2013

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

epenthesis posted:

I doubt this will be a popular opinion but I mostly liked this episode.

Very good episode, but sportswear rarely results in anything great. I'm dumbfounded at Helen's win. Kate's was head-and-shoulders above everyone else. I honestly expected them to call Helen out for overplaying her immunity again, but I'll admit the jacket was pretty good.

Fresh Like Zafo posted:

gently caress dropped crotches. Just a horrible trend all around, and of course tacky rear end Heidi would like it. Just ugh.

Yup. Kors properly eviscerated that look and Tim's exposing of Heidi's input was probably the only thing that saved her. (Not really. Karen's square sweater was total rear end garbage.) On the other hand, that model's reign of terror continues unabated!

DaisyDanger
Feb 19, 2007

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Not gonna lie, I would wear Karen's pants every single day of my life. Not out of the house and I also have no fashion sense, but they are total lazy house pants.

I would not, however, wear Alexandria's poo poo pants if I was paid to.

Bookish
Sep 7, 2006

80% sexy 20% disgusting
I did not get Helen's look at all. The weird long sides of that jacket just looked like it would get in the way whenever you tried to work out in it. I was pretty impressed how well Alexandria kept it together after pretty much being laughed at straight to her face over her poopy pants.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Her model corpsing was just heartbreaking, and I say that as someone who gives no poo poo whether she stays or leaves.

KIT HAGS
Jun 5, 2007
Stay sweet
I didn't really care for Helen's look (again) this week.
-Dom's outfit reminded me of Tron.
-I actually liked the pants Karen made, like a lot. I don't know why the judges were acting like everyone should wear tight leggings to work out--not every woman wants that.
-Alexander's model looked like she was going to a workout class back in '87.

KIT HAGS fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Sep 6, 2013

evilwaldo
Aug 2, 2004

@dcurban1: #FlyersTalk @28CGiroux and @Hartsy19 What do the C and A mean to you? We as fans expect more.Are you leaders or do you just make funny vids

@dcurban1: #flyerstalk @28CGiroux @Hartsy19 The A and the C are supposed to mean something. Leadership not stock quotes to reporters. Time to lead.
The dropped crotch was horrible. No woman would wear that around the gym because it would get in the way of using every piece of equipment.

If it was a lounging around the house challenge than yes it works but it was workout and those clothes do not work in the gym.

Karen's jacket was about style and look. Women would pay extra for something like that and Kors pointed out that the shading over the neon green was a great idea. Neons are the hot workout colors and that shading makes you do a double take.

Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004

evilwaldo posted:

The dropped crotch was horrible. No woman would wear that around the gym because it would get in the way of using every piece of equipment.

I loved the doomed "but wait I will have her stretch for you to prove how functional this look is" attempt.

4R7 THi3F
Aug 8, 2005

oh... so you ARE sick....

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

On the other hand, that model's reign of terror continues unabated!

omg, I KNOW. SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK GOOD IN HER OWN CLOTHES. why hasn't she been kicked off yet?!

Ima Giraffe
Apr 30, 2009

Pucker Up!
Thank GOD Kors was there for poopie gym wear!

winner! Helen

The neon was well deployed, and I agree with Nina: all sizes will buy that jacket

Top

Kate

She looked so frustrated on the runway when Helen won… it was delicious.

Alexander

Cute as always.

Justin

"there was more cheek than I would have liked"

Dom

The red looks like holsters

Jeremy

Laker workout wear?

Bradon

Grey candy cane pants

Bottom

Alexandria

Never really had a chance of going home since Heidi loved the pants. Also, cursed model. She always looks really surprised to be looking terrible

Ken

I just noticed the stain on the front. (It's not the picture either)

OUT Karen

No More BOCA!

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



Kekekela posted:

I loved the doomed "but wait I will have her stretch for you to prove how functional this look is" attempt.

I guffawed when her model started squatting. I wanted her to stop out of embarrassment, yet I wanted it to continue because Alexandra's sour face made me happy.

Rapsey
Sep 29, 2005
I can't believe alexandria runs marathons and made drop pants to wear for running. Unless you have really skinny legs the skin chafing would be unbearable.

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

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I'm sort of amazed that perennially-off-trend Jeremy didn't decide to crochet a tae bo legwarmer set with matching garters out of muslin or something this week.

Cavatica
Nov 2, 2010

My main issue with Karen's piece was that they were sweats that were cut off at the most useless lengths. I don't mind that she made bulky sweats because honestly, in the winter time I love bulky sweats when running. But capri sweats have never appealed to me (despite Juicy and VS Pink making a killing off of them], and 3/4 length sweatshirts just seems useless as hell. I wasn't blown away by Heather's design, but at least there was a jacket there. I honestly would've been alright with Justin's design.

Also I really didn't realize how much I missed Kors. :(

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Kekekela
Oct 28, 2004
Wow, Dom's outfit looks so much worse in that picture than I remember it from the show. :barf:

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