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Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot




Seven girls. Non-zero guys. Unknown numbers of cups. Pro wrestling. Fake fighting. Smart. Sexy. Powerful. Total Divas is your 2013 build to Summerslam. ˇTotal Divas on E!

quote:

WWE and E!, two pop culture giants, partner to bring viewers the first-ever look into the world of the WWE Divas in the all new docu-series, “Total Divas.” Cameras will follow the lives of five Divas - both in and out of the ring - giving a first-hand look at the electric personalities, compelling personal lives and incomparable in-ring performances that have helped make WWE the most successful organization in sports entertainment history.

With the triumphant return of fan favorites, The Bella Twins, Nikki and Brie, after a year-long break, the two sisters are met with an explosive mix of energy from two gorgeous, polar opposite newbies who enter the rigorous WWE training program for a chance to call themselves Divas. The series opens with an unprecedented look inside the most-anticipated WWE event of the year, WrestleMania®, marking the first time that any television series was granted exclusive behind-the-scenes access to WWE. Produced by WWE and Bunim-Murray Productions, a Banijay company, “Total Divas” will highlight the glamorous, chaotic and often dramatic lives of the WWE Divas when the series premieres Sunday, July 28 at 10pm ET/PT following a new episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” only on E!

Who writes this poo poo? This is a pro wrestling reality show designed to appeal to E!'s majority female audience. Dont expect to like this show. But, it's pro wrestling, and that means it will always have a certain trainwreck quality to it. There are pretty ladies, really pretty men, and possible some storyline that will tie in to Raw. If the promo clips are anything to judge by, it shouldn't be boring.

Starring


Nikki Bella


Brie Bella


Nattie Neidhart


Ariane (Funkadactyl Cameron)


Trinity (Funkadactyl Naomi)


Eva Marie Saint


Summer Rae


Jose "Jo-Jo" Offerman

Plus probably some guys. Dont quote me on this.


What to expect

I dont know anything about girls.
Who is sleeping with who?
Girth discussions
Daniel Bryan and John Cena are having a match at Summerslam
Nattie Neidhart and Tyson Kidd get married
Fandango
A Bella is upset someone looks like her
The redhaired girl slapped Jerry Lawler

Schedule

Sundays at 10pm EST, 7pm PST on E!

Stream: http://smackyourtv.com/
Old episodes: http://watchwrestling.net/wwe/totaldivas/

Meat Recital fucked around with this message at Mar 17, 2014 around 01:53

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

Thank you for a wonderful post, I am jealous I cannot watch this just now

I think next week's episode is called "Tango with Fandango"

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


This is probably going to be the best weekly wrestling show in a long time

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.

Which thread will end up with fewer posts? This, the Robot Combat League thread or the British Boot Camp thread?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


I heard Tensai makes a cameo

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Voted OP 5

I got my Total Divas poster and I'm ready to see some cool catty... things.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT


Going to watch this train wreck probably. Why not

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


I hope Nattie just talks about her cat the whole time.

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot


Bard Maddox posted:

Voted OP 5

I got my Total Divas poster and I'm ready to see some cool catty... things.



Hoyl poo poo I'm seeing double. Four Bellas?!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


Gibbs looks a lot different.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



The Bellas are shooting brothers!

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"




"Man, I wish I was sober while watching this" - loving nobody

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


I'm still gonna call them Cameron and Naomi

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




When did they change her name to Trinity?

That's her real name?

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


I love this poo poo already

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

I actually found a stream, guess I am watching this with you guys and gals

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



Trinity is Naomi's real name. It's a shoot dude.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


I saw Kevin Dunn as an executive producer. That made me happy for some reason.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


I'm so confused.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


Kayfabe is dead, brother.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



They're excited to wrestle at Wrestlemania. Those poor girls

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.


NATTIES DAD: FORMER WWE SUPERSTAR

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

Bill DeMott, what an arsehole

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




Neidhart looks like some fat grade school kid.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners


Bill Demotte should be great on this


The Anvil looks fat

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot


Valeyard posted:

I actually found a stream, guess I am watching this with you guys and gals

Do share, friend.

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


RAPADOOOOOOOOOO

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



Cena knows how to fish?!

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

Meat Recital posted:

Do share, friend.

http://smackyourtv.com/

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003




John Cena will be the star of this show too.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners


Lets ask John's exwife what type of guy he is

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

I hope it's all Cena, all the time

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

Sometimes the best way to reach your destination is to not tell anyone where you're going. #teamscooterbuddies


Ug this loving owns.

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



Cena's confused face at Nikki explaining the notebook

Meat Recital
Mar 26, 2009

by zen death robot



Thank you.

crazycarl
Jun 13, 2001

Welcome to TB Diddlers in Mokena.

Where the special is always Dr Rassmusin's Hot Beef Injection and you can play "Whers my Manometer" with other diners


Miching Mallecho posted:

Cena knows how to fish?!

Wrong, someone is under the water throwing fish on shore for him

Liar Lyre
Jun 3, 2011

TOOT TOOT
All aboard!


Valeyard posted:

I hope it's all Cena, all the time

Would you rather have all Cena or all Bellas?

schweens
Jan 14, 2011

kakarot ain't got shit on me


If this turns into Cena Knows Best I'm down

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010



D-Bry

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012




Grimey Drawer

Liar Lyre posted:

Would you rather have all Cena or all Bellas?

I realised that mistake as soon as I said it

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