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Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

sportsgenius86 posted:

I like JJ. He's usually being brutally honest because neither of his sisters can understand subtleties
His name is jj? I honestly didn't know that and I've watched every episode since it started.

Sad to hear he's a cert for the new show then.

Wonder if he'll send one of his sisters another dick pic again.

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Cameron on the Steve Austin podcast said her and Vinny broke up last year.

I am devastated.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Sad news. I'll never forget him referring to an enormous dildo as the King of Kings.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
No wonder they took her of Total Divas. No Vinny, no use.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Samoa Joe killed him off https://twitter.com/KiddWWE/status/750808770431688704

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Cena is a confirmed psycho in this too:

https://twitter.com/Total_Bellas/status/760992643845238784

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Cena rules

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

This has gotta be fake

Onmi
Jul 12, 2013

If someone says it one more time I'm having Florina show up as a corpse. I'm not even kidding, I was pissed off with people doing that shit back in 2010, and I'm not dealing with it now in 2016.
Cena is amazingly insane.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
i mean i want to have morning coffee and a bonfire nightly with john cena, i don't see the problem there.

VoLaTiLe
Oct 21, 2010

He's Behind you

Onmi posted:

Cena is amazingly insane.

I can't believe I'm saying this but Cena has been so entertaining this year

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

John Cena, malfunctioning cleaning droid, is the best.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Does Total Bellas need its own thread?
Probably not.

Show is on in 2 mins

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
i am so stoked for robocena

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



John has no sympy for the gator tot.

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
john talking about handjobs at dinner in front of his mother in law and complaining about shoe timing is a great character

Golashes
Aug 8, 2006

team starslay3r!!!!!!
this is show is cenas only heel turn and the internet will have to accept it

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Poor JJ is gonna have to suffer through tryout drills.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
John Cena is....unwell.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Am I crazy or are those b-shots they're using really bad? Like they're shot in a really weird frame rate.

heel cena is great btw

keevo fucked around with this message at 08:26 on Oct 6, 2016

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!
Holy poo poo John Cena is a crazy person.

Just Cena freaking out because a dog shed and Bellas talking about riding all the time.

This show might be even better than Total Divas (the best show in tv).

SunshineDanceParty
Feb 7, 2006

One Road. Two Friends. One Ass.
I don't know. Total Divas is getting Lana/Rusev and Maryse/Miz.

Chewy Bitems
Dec 25, 2012

PIIIISSSSSSSS!!!!

SunshineDanceParty posted:

I don't know. Total Divas is getting Lana/Rusev and Maryse/Miz.
I'd completely forgotten Rusev was going to be on TD.

This is truly the greatest year in wrestling history.

Also with the "this is a shoot first state and I have a lot of guns" comment, anyone else thinking Cena has killed loads of people then fed them to gators?

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...
Cena's house looks like what a poor person assumes a rich person's house is like.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
You all assumed Daniel Bryan was going to be the Benoit but it is Cena who is the Benoit.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Also I propose a drinking game where you need to finish your drink every time Brie finishes her drink.

Germ Incubator
Nov 4, 2009

*Cowboy Shit*
I loved the drama over Josie biting Cena on his leg, I was expecting Cena to come back out with a shotgun like 'there's only one option, sorry,'

Muddy Burphy
Dec 4, 2010

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!

:frogc00l:

he knows...

Germ Incubator posted:

I loved the drama over Josie biting Cena on his leg, I was expecting Cena to come back out with a shotgun like 'there's only one option, sorry,'

His tone would be terrifyingly calm as he explained that he had to kill the dog

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I would bite Cena

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Johnny Ace discussing prenup areements with Cena and Bryan in a fancy drinking lounge was a bit surreal. Same goes for Brie and Nikki discussing quickies.

Also, should this thread be renamed to encompass both shows?

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
I know too much about Daniel and Brie's sex life...

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
John Cena's bad phone connection trick was so great I had to rewatch it twice.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/MaximMag/status/786688492256583680

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



John Cena is good.

NotQuiteQuentin
Jan 29, 2005

BIG OVER
College Slice
John Cena is the most nuanced character in graps. Is a complete psycho and knows it. Cuts jokes like a 15 year old but has a thorough understanding of Florida gun laws.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
He's. Ridiculous. Can't not watch.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Wanna see that contract

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
John Cena is the greatest, on so many levels

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real
Total Divas/Bells is the Heel Cena we always wanted

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reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I'm trying to even figure out how the gently caress you think up 75 pages worth of pre-conditions for a girlfriend.

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