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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Unormal posted:

Now feed it into a markov chain generator.

Way ahead of you, it's amazing.

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2 dozen fruit, 3 dozen fruit well sweetened, and milk, if this mustard, pepper, salt, good oil, and milk, cakes, a tin of mint-saucers, 1 piece of cheesecakes, 6 medium-sized lobsters, wine-glasses, knives, forkscrews.

Beverages.—3 dozen plain biscuits to take it.
knives, forks, and milk, if this last-named article cannot be obtained in the neighbourhood so it can be managed, and pound cakes, 2 pound cakes, 6 baskets of household bread, 3 or 4 dozen bottles of ale, packed in ham, 1 tongue, 2 veal-and-ham pies, 2 pounded so it is useless to take 3 corkscrews.

Stewed fruit, 3 dozen fruit turnovers, 1 piece of clared cabinet pudding (this last-named article cannot be good), a few baskets of ale, packed in hampers; ginger-beer, soda-water cannot be obtained in the neighbourhood. Take 3 corkscrews.

Beverages.—3 dozen fruit turnovers, 4 roast ducks, 1 ham, 1 tongue, 2 blancmanges in moulds, a few jam puffs, 1 large cold cabinet pudding (this must not suitable forks, 1 ham, 1 tongue, 2 veal-and-ham pies, 2 shoulders of brandy. Water can usually be obtained in the neighbourhood. Take 3 corkscrews.

Beverages.—3 dozen cheese, Take 3 corkscrews.

Beverages.—3 dozen rolls, 6 medium-sized lobsters, 1 piece of cheesecakes, and sauce well sweetened, and sponge cakes, 2 spoons, mustard, pepper, salt, good), a few baskets of course, 6 lbs. of butter for a piece of collared calf’s head, 18 lettuces, 6 bottles of brandy. Water (this, of collared calf’s head, 18 lettuces, 6 medium-sized lobsters, wine that plates, tumblers, 1 piece of claret, champagne discretion, and spoons, must not suitable forgotten; as also tea. Coffee is scarcely necessary to say that plates, tumblers, 1 piece of tea. Coffee is not suitable for tea), 4 roast ducks, 1 ham, 1 tongue, 2 sponge cold cabinet pudding (this, of cold roast ducks, and pound cakes, 2 sponge cannot be managed, take it.

Beverages.—3 dozen plates, tumblers, wine-glasses, knives, forks, and pounded sugar, and lemonade, of salad, 6 cucumbers.

Stewed fruit, 3 dozen rolls, 6 loaves of sherry, 6 bottles; 6 bottle of salad dressing, a bottle of salad dressing, a bottles well corked, a bottles of sherry, 6 bottles of butter (this last-named article cannot be for a picnic, being difficult to make.

A stick of horseradish, a piece of salad, 18 lettuces, 6 bottles well sweetened, and pounded so it is not

3 or 4 dozen bottles of ale, packed in ham

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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

I think this is actually going to be an ASCII time management game where you manage a procedurally generated kitchen to make food for people that show up. Difficulty will ramp up by increasing the number of ingredients that show up, increasing the number of kitchen stations (a deep fryer, a wok, a stove, oven, etc), and increasing the complexity of the food that the guests want. For example the cooper will want to have a stew or something like that, but that jerk Duke is gonna want a bunch of goddamn eel pies or something.

I'm going to just abstract out the ingredient finding part to your sending out minions on little quests and focus on the actual kitchen part.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Floodkiller posted:

As a fighter-like start with House of Feanor, go with a stat line of 2/5/4/3 or 2/4/5/3 (depending on how safe you want to feel Constitution wise). Bring your starting melee and evasion up to +10 or as close as possible. When spending XP, know that stats are usually better than skills if costs are equal (so 500xp in a stat is better than a 500xp skill in most cases), with the exception of smithing (grab just enough to get your free smithing perk of armor or weapon smithing and then ignore it). Another rule of thumb is that your melee and evasion stats should match or exceed whatever floor you are on (50' is 1, 300' is 6, etc), so you don't start falling behind in combat.

For play, try to get a bow and arrows for plinking away at stationary enemies or archers. I usually like to work towards Lore Master in Perception to not have to play the identify game and usually get a free refund on XP for the skill after it identifies everything I'm carrying. It might also be worth picking up Song of Elbereth to scare enemies away if you find yourself getting surrounded of trapped often.

This, basically.

Sprinting + Flanking is a also really nice combination and it's fun to just run circles around everything, hitting them as you go by.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Gungeon is amazing and everyone should play it.

EAT THE EGGS RICOLA
May 29, 2008

Wezlar posted:

the real question is why isn't Cross Country Canada on STEAM? Also number munchers??

because you can play it for free here: https://archive.org/details/msdos_Crosscountry_Canada_1991

(and also like a zillion other old games)

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