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While I appreciate the input of qualified professionals, I have instead decided to place my cousin's teenage son in charge of this project, as I hear that he is very good with computers.
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Data Graham posted:We've moved all our threads to a microservices architecture, right? So we can start new threads anytime we want to? Unless they have interdependencies we don't tell each other about I guess, but I mean I trust my guys. I wrote up a quick test over the weekend in Node.js and stuck it in a docker container in AWS and it was super easy, so I'm thinking it'll be like a weeks work top to convert our existing architecture over Oh, no, I already told the CEO about it, he said it sounds good to him and he's already called our vendors to cancel our colo hosting by Feb 1st, that should be fine, right?
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kensei posted:Do we have a success story for the new OP? Anyone want anything in particular included besides a link to this one? Dramatic reading of larches' saga in iambic pentameter?
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Thanks Ants posted:The CEO says he can just drive down to the corner and buy a thread from there, why is there a lead time on this? Good news, the CEO got caught with the secretary in the server room so he's getting let go by the board. Also, the VM host has stains and probably a voided warranty.
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kensei posted:Do we have a success story for the new OP? Anyone want anything in particular included besides a link to this one? The lardtop story e. and the crusty old IT guy who refused to let users have Outlook rules because "they just mess everything up" among many other things I can't remember atm
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Malek posted:Also, the VM host has stains and probably a voided warranty. Looks like we have a thread title
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A Pinball Wizard posted:I mean, we have the core thread architecture now right? Let's just launch it and we can bolt on an OP later when it's ready. Nah. We need to get the documentation nailed down now... What are we using to index it?
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Am I too late to sign up to be the dev with local admin that fucks up his machine every month trying to install the new hipness package? And then fucks up the Git repo by somehow pushing merge requests that revert several critical hotfixes on the master branch  Data Graham posted:Yes the app has been in production for months, and all dev tasks are unplanned/SLA-driven and require quick turnaround, but we need to adhere to agile and vote on the complexity/importance of every issue on the roadmap and lock the work for the sprint on Monday morning I just got flashbacks. Wow.
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kensei posted:Do we have a success story for the new OP? Anyone want anything in particular included besides a link to this one? The last few pages.
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Merijn posted:And then fucks up the Git repo by somehow pushing merge requests that revert several critical hotfixes on the master branch That's reply several critical hotfixes 
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Merijn posted:Am I too late to sign up to be the dev with local admin that fucks up his machine every month trying to install the new hipness package? Lol like that isn't every dev
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Hey guys, I know it's last minute, but I just found out from compliance that we're going to need localization options for Spanish, French and Hebrew in place before we can go forward with the new thread. That should only delay is a couple of hours at most, right?
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Allegedly Allergic posted:Hey guys, I know it's last minute, but I just found out from compliance that we're going to need localization options for Spanish, French and Hebrew in place before we can go forward with the new thread. That should only delay is a couple of hours at most, right? Shouldn't be too bad. Also, can someone whip up some code to handle time zones? Shouldn't be too hard, just add and subtract a few hours depending on where they are. Easy!
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I've been asked to see if we can get a search function built into the thread. Just the new thread, we don't need to be able to search OTHER threads.
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I made a couple of posts to the new thread and now I can't find it anymore. Please make sure they're returned ASAP!!
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Shouldn't be too bad. Also, can someone whip up some code to handle time zones? Shouldn't be too hard, just add and subtract a few hours depending on where they are. Easy! Of all suggestions in this thread this one made me cringe most. Obligatory https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-5wpm-gesOY
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Dear Sysadmin, I need root access to the production box. Thank you :)
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iospace posted:Dear Sysadmin, Hi, I'm piggy-backing onto the request to get my whole team added as local-admin on this production server. We need so we can support our customers.
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While we're at it, I've noticed that coinbase.com isnt accessible, I need that whitelisted asap. It's affecting production. Cc: CEO, CFO, Your Manager
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Proteus Jones posted:Hi, I'm piggy-backing onto the request to get my whole team added as local-admin on this production server. We need so we can support our customers. God, you just reminded me that I have domain admin rights on our production servers. I have rights to ADSIedit for our client facing AD group.
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Hello, Just got off from phone with the Big Cheese himself and it seems the DeadGayForums Inc. will be in for a quite a change soon. There have been hushed talks of this XenForo business for months now and many of you have questioned the sanity of spending time and money on new it thread on the old hardware. At the telecon with the top management we tried to put our best heads together and finally struck gold. The work underway to replace the SH/SC RE: Ticket thread is to CEASE IMMEDIATELY. The DeadGayForums Inc. will lease from an outside vendor a temporary RE:Ticket Thread (Most likely a TwidditBook, but we are considering other options) After the Xenforo project finally completes, we will look into resuming an in-house development of the RE: Ticket Thread   "Please note. The information contained in this message is confidential and is intended only for the use of the individual named above and others who have been specially authorized to receive it. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this communication is strictly prohibited. The attachments have been scanned for viruses prior to leaving our E-mail system. DeadGayForums Incorporated shall not be liable for any consequences of any virus being passed on. " "Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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Sormus posted:Hello, I don’t want to play this game any more
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Yeah, my mom says you have to go home now.
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The deadline is here, and still no deliverable??? Heads are going to roll.
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Did anyone think to invite Bob to the planning meetings? It clearly isn't my department's responsibility, but he needed to be involved from the beginning. Without his input and assistance we simply can't get this new thread off the ground. Who was responsible for making sure Bob was looped in?!
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Proteus Jones posted:Did anyone think to invite Bob to the planning meetings? It clearly isn't my department's responsibility, but he needed to be involved from the beginning. Without his input and assistance we simply can't get this new thread off the ground. Ummmm, no one told you? Well, you see Bob left the company to explore new career horizons.
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Samizdata posted:Ummmm, no one told you? Well, you see Bob left the company to explore new career horizons. ....three months ago. Why, did you need to disable his accounts or something? I'm sure it's fine. Oh by the way, my password isn't being accepted - I had made it my uncle's brother's roommate's birthday so it was super secure but that wasn't working so I changed it to 12345 to match what I have on my luggage, but I guess something went wrong? It's telling me "invalid username" - not sure what that means but I keep typing in the right password and I've made sure it matches what I have written on the post-it on my monitor. Can you take a look ASAP please? I'm trying to login so I can send this important wire transfer request that just came in from the CEO - not sure why he needs it right now but he said he's out of the office and it's really urgent so I gotta get it done before tomorrow. Let me know when you've fixed the password issue.
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I really loving hate every single one of you. This is pretty much exactly how I didn't want to start the new year. A ransomware o' all your houses!
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Samizdata posted:Ummmm, no one told you? Well, you see Bob left the company to explore new career horizons. Horizon has also given her two-week's notice due to the alleged incident with Bob. You'll need to remove her account as well. While you're at it, can you please setup two new accounts for their replacements, please? They start tomorrow.
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Bob was the SME for shitposting, do you think we can bring him on as a consultant for this project? I think he’d be willing to do it as a favor to the thread? What do you mean he left on bad terms?
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