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Knormal posted:You mean... A cricket came in? Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue.
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Our old datacenter had a door that had been bricked over on the other side. On our side it was still marked emergency exit. 
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Aug 19, 2017 18:45
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That doesn't sound very legal
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Aug 19, 2017 19:03
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Mo_Steel posted:Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue. 
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Mo_Steel posted:Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue. The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Serious Hardware / Software Crap › RE: A Cricket Came in: Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue.
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nmfree posted:The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Serious Hardware / Software Crap › RE: A Cricket Came in: Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue. Seconded
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nmfree posted:The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Serious Hardware / Software Crap › RE: A Cricket Came in: Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue. Thirded.
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Aug 19, 2017 21:54
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Did I ever post the picture of the frog that got stuck in our data center? He was stone cold dead, totally dehydrated. I'll see if I can find it but it was a couple phones ago...
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Thanks Ants posted:That doesn't sound very legal When we have tower blocks encased in super flammable material, it seems anything is game these days.
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Thirded. Ugh, obviously you're unfamiliar with Robert's Rules of Order.
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nmfree posted:The Something Awful Forums › Discussion › Serious Hardware / Software Crap › RE: A Cricket Came in: Cricket closed: Cold boot solved the issue. Beautiful.
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Aug 20, 2017 08:30
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 Jesus Christ, Linus.
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Aug 20, 2017 17:51
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Why?
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Aug 20, 2017 18:42
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Apparently he can't find a fifty-foot DP cable.
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Didn't he do a "put this pc in a closet and run it off thunderbolt" a while back? Just loving use thunderbolt.
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TinTower posted:Apparently he can't find a fifty-foot DP cable. They are easy to get though... https://www.bhphotovideo.com/bnh/co...REG&sku=1238238 Steakandchips posted:Didn't he do a "put this pc in a closet and run it off thunderbolt" a while back? Just loving use thunderbolt. Where the gently caress is fiber optic thunderbolt 3, anyways? That was supposed to come out like a year ago.
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Steakandchips posted:Didn't he do a "put this pc in a closet and run it off thunderbolt" a while back? Just loving use thunderbolt.
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Aug 20, 2017 22:59
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Cricket Update: the cricket has migrated over the weekend from the warehouse to the front offices. It's somewhere between the IT and sales offices now.
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Entropic posted:Cricket Update: the cricket has migrated over the weekend from the warehouse to the front offices. It's somewhere between the IT and sales offices now. So the cricket has been forwarded to IT Support? 
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Entropic posted:Cricket Update: the cricket has migrated over the weekend from the warehouse to the front offices. It's somewhere between the IT and sales offices now. Plot twist: It's the cricket app on someone's phone
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Aug 21, 2017 13:14
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Cricket has been escalated.
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Aug 21, 2017 13:35
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There's only one, right? Cricket closed (unreproducible)
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Aug 21, 2017 13:36
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Push the cricket back to sales - they over-promised and it's not a support issue.
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Aug 21, 2017 13:37
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I love this
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Sickening posted:Some people see it as a viable strategy to tell their top performers that they are poo poo to keep them where they are. Sadly it does work. Just never let it work on you. Boss: Because you work remotely, people think you're not really working. Me: Uh, I run half our website. How can people think I'm not doing anything when I literally put items on our front page, and only two people at the company can do that? Boss: Just saying, some people have asked questions. If you need to leave, say you're spending more time with your family. Nobody will judge you. [two months later] Me:  Boss: What? I never expected this!
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Aug 21, 2017 13:53
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Haha, nice one mac!
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Aug 21, 2017 14:58
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Collateral Damage posted:Our old datacenter had a door that had been bricked over on the other side. On our side it was still marked emergency exit. The stoop outside the fire exit here gets so icy during the winter that the door just jams when you try to open it. The doors from our office to the fire exit lock from the inside and nobody has the key. One day the building's going to catch on fire, we'll go down the fire exit, get trapped in the stairwell, and burn to death.
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The fire will melt the ice out of the lock though
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MisterZimbu posted:The stoop outside the fire exit here gets so icy during the winter that the door just jams when you try to open it. The fire department would probably be very interested to hear about that safety violation.
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We've had enough shocking nightclub fires where people can't get out the building that I have so little time for people having a lovely attitude to ensuring fire escapes work.
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Our board decided to spend $350,000 last week to move the board room on the third floor, so they can "Get more light". They're moving to a corner of the building, displacing 15 people, and blocking a fire exit for this move. For the 6 times a year they meet in that room. I hope they all get thrown out that nice new window.
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Thanks Ants posted:We've had enough shocking nightclub fires where people can't get out the building that I have so little time for people having a lovely attitude to ensuring fire escapes work. Nightclub goers deserve it.
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Dick Trauma posted:We all know it's 8675309. 24601 
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90210?
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ratbert90 posted:24601 I do like using that one for 5 digit locks,  for 4 digit models though you can't do better than 1138.
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PremiumSupport posted:I do like using that one for 5 digit locks, 0451
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Fil5000 posted:0451 For 3-digit sure, but the leading 0 to force it into 4 digits kinda ruins it
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A ticket came in: user states starting a couple of weeks ago he can't get to the websites he usually visits. "Web filtering is working per HR policy, please request any exceptions through HR_webfilter@company.com" - Ticket Closed. DigitalMocking fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Aug 21, 2017 |
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DigitalMocking posted:A ticket came in: user states starting a couple of weeks ago he can't get to the websites he usually visits. It's...uh...research yeah e: you'd think after the second website he'd catch on and give up...
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