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He makes far post peels, near post crashes, runs down the gut alone,
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 01:51 |
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mods make the loser of the jozy contest buy and do this: http://www.worldsoccershop.com/52576.html
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 01:53 |
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trem_two posted:
this is great, is it copyrighted? id like to bring it to this months meeting
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 01:57 |
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Maradonna Summer posted:mods make the loser of the jozy contest buy and do this: quote:Benefits of Jozy's Go Pro Workout: Train Smarter for Less: Same exact training program used by Jozy Altidore for the price of one personal training session. He'll be sitting down wont he
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 01:58 |
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trem_two posted:
if you squint it actually looks like a bloody turd. i think stats might be good after all
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 02:03 |
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Maradonna Summer posted:mods make the loser of the jozy contest buy and do this: Reduced from $100 to $20!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 02:18 |
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I honestly, genuinely, seriously hope Jozy goes to the Netherlands or the MLS, gets in shape, and turns back into a decent enough striker. But the ESPN hype train will keep on rolling telling us he's world class no matter what. Farts.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 04:10 |
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joshtothemaxx posted:I honestly, genuinely, seriously hope Jozy goes to the Netherlands or the MLS, gets in shape, and turns back into a decent enough striker. He's world-class in the same way an aircraft carrier is Nimitz-class.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 04:13 |
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Earthy Ape Unit posted:He's world-class in the same way an aircraft carrier is Nimitz-class.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 04:22 |
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Big Jozy is a Yamato-class player. Enormous, useless, and inexplicably beloved by his country of origin.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 07:08 |
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People keep posting videos or other PR materials about Jozy training and in none of them there is any indication he has anything at all to do with a football
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 07:41 |
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joshtothemaxx posted:I honestly, genuinely, seriously hope Jozy goes to the Netherlands or the MLS, gets in shape, and turns back into a decent enough striker.
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 07:56 |
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Here's a good video of Jozy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAAGUhTtRy8
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 11:03 |
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Ponce de Le0n posted:He'll be sitting down wont he Frankston posted:Here's a good video of Jozy lol i knew it!!
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# ? Jul 11, 2014 18:57 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 16:00 |
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Today is officially Jozy Altidore Day. Today this thread is closed. Thankyou everyone for taking part it's been a wonderful adventure. Maybe we'll have another next season? Who knows. Jozy is dogshit.
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