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I believe in Jesus Altiscore to net eight (8) goals in the British Barclays Premiere League Championship sponsored by Barclays
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Adulterous Hitler posted:I believe in Jesus Altiscore to net eight (8) goals in the British Barclays Premiere League Championship sponsored by Barclays lmao
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Sep 2, 2013 13:02
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tbp, we need an updated version of the jozy goal chart
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Sep 21, 2013 17:01
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Kitty Kisses posted:Here lies Jozy, he never scored Oh god, this took way too long  
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Sep 23, 2013 01:26
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T. Finninho posted:lol someone please go back and find the highest serious prediction posted itt, I may have to give that person a custom title reflecting their incredible stupidity
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Sep 24, 2013 21:52
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T. Finninho posted:Actually new submissions haven't been allowed for quite some time? If any absentee ballots from are brave men fighting overseas happen to show up I may honor them, but otherwise new entries will be denied Jozy or Dempsey don't have an account here Finn, I don't they'll vote on this here.
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Sep 24, 2013 21:55
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I tweeted at Jozy recently and sent him the nice picture of him and he not only did not respond to me but also blocked me, he is a real rude boy.
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Sep 28, 2013 11:15
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Apparently the problem was the twitter app, I couldn't access anything and thought he blocked me. I'm now looking at those tweets in Chrome and doing several lols and lmaos.
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Sep 30, 2013 20:23
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A Jozys hatrick against Manchester United that results in Moyes getting sacked would be delicious.
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Sep 30, 2013 22:54
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tetsman posted:Jozy can only bring us joy, no matter what he does. He's the footballing equivalent of your posts.
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Sep 30, 2013 23:39
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Look at all those eggs on our faces and then go lift and eat it afterwards, it's a great source of protein. Also fish oil.
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Oct 5, 2013 23:12
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I somehow remembered Jozy scoring against England in the 2010 WC in South Africa but I looked up but it was Clit Dempsey, the biggest classmaster of them all. Sorry England for doubting you. But he scored against the failure fucks of Germany which are big tie bottlers and drug abusers so I guess it served them right.
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Oct 6, 2013 23:44
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80085 posted:No one else seems to have any problems but I will take your inquiry to heart and try to improve so you can better read my posts about Jozy Altidore. I will admit though it will be hard to please you regarding Jozy Altidore posts seeing as you spend most of your day looking them up on the internet to hilariously re-post in this thread. Hmmm you should be more careful with your accusations imo.
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Oct 9, 2013 10:06
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80085 posted:Why does Emile Heskey always get compared to Jozy? Heskey at Jozy's age was much much better. Even old Heskey put up more goals. Jozy would have scored a goal in the Australian Soccer League.
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Oct 9, 2013 10:58
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NinjaSteve posted:He would struggle imo, its a very physical league and he's a big weak shithouse. Kevin Muscat would snap him in half. Jozy is a one man A-league blooper reel.
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Oct 9, 2013 11:07
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'Jamaican me look good!' -Jozy Altidore
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Oct 12, 2013 10:30
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vaginal culture posted:Any Gifs of the Jozy assist for us west coast sleep havers? 
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Oct 27, 2013 22:05
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Ponce de Le0n posted:how many minutes did jozy play? 626min total in the league so far lol
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Nov 7, 2013 11:06
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Did Jozy score a goal? I watched the match but I am at loss without the official TBP Entertainment Chart
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Nov 10, 2013 17:36
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DID HE SCORE OR NOT WHERE IS THE CHART
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Nov 11, 2013 13:47
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loving finally.
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Nov 12, 2013 01:50
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Taff posted:I wish I could say Hypothetically speaking, in a world where you could post without limits, what would your prediction have been, Taff?
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Nov 12, 2013 16:25
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Modus Trollens posted:Its simple really, Suarez is a racist and RvP is a rapist, Jozy just needs to find a niche I think the time is right for the first trans-woman in professional football and he already doesn't pass.
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Nov 24, 2013 23:35
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Ninpo posted:More like "That'll be four dollars please". *falls over before he can close the deal*
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Nov 26, 2013 11:53
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'Oink, Oink' -Jozy Altidore
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Nov 28, 2013 20:27
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Scott Bakula posted:At what point does he become the worst ever premier league striker? After his £36m move to Liverpool.
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Nov 30, 2013 18:59
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one down, seven to go 
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Dec 4, 2013 21:13
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Haggis Heed posted:If Altidore can keep adding this to his play, Sunderland will avoid relegation and the top 4 will be looking at him in be summer IMO. Straight swap with Torres.
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Dec 19, 2013 21:34
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Pissflaps posted:A couple of what? Bangers obv
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Dec 21, 2013 16:16
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actionjackson posted:Are you embarrassed to have an erection over Jozy fan fic Every true American is grossed out and embarrassed by his own sexuality. If you aren't, you're unpatriotic and forgot 9/11.
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Dec 23, 2013 22:03
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Pissflaps posted:Altidore also searches for his name. Some angry mackem tweeted about how he'd like to see Altidore get a move to LA Galaxy and then English football fans can be far more ruthless than the most diehard Red Sox or Packers fans. Jozy just needs to relax and let the comments roll off his back like water on a duck. Only wins and his coaches matter now. Would be good for him to spend time with Howard and Cameron and breathe deeply. Twitter and email live forever. So count to one thousand before responding.
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Jan 2, 2014 18:08
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Pissflaps posted:No I am not. what is it with you and wierd uncles?
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Jan 9, 2014 12:16
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This is a good idea 
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Jan 18, 2014 13:53
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This game is a perfect example of how Altidore can't be faulted for his season. How can you succeed when you team can't get you the ball?
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Jan 18, 2014 15:31
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I don't want to live in a world where Jozy doesn't not score.
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Jan 18, 2014 16:54
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Pissflaps posted:If jozy scored more the team would be better. The guy is a garbage loving fraud.
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Jan 18, 2014 21:05
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Taff posted:Phew. This is a relief Didn't know you were a Sunderland fan!?
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Jan 22, 2014 20:01
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. El Hadji Ba and Duncan Watmore utilised Altidore's ability to create opportunities with clever touches and passes during the cup victory over Carlisle. If you get the ball into Altidore's feet and get close to him he's effective. Jozy's best moments of the season have come in situations where he's created important goals for others and this shouldn't be forgotten. http://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2014/1/21/5327124/jozy-altidore-sunderland-struggle-usmnt-backing
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Jan 22, 2014 20:11
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Both Altidore and and Heskey have scored against us, it's the eternal taint.
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Jan 25, 2014 18:03
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T. Finninho posted:I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do. 
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