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He will score 4 goals and have many posters tripping over themselves to explain that it isnt that bad a tally because he "holds the ball up well" and "always looks dangerous"
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attached is the official chart keeping track of jozy during the 38 matches of barclays, so we all know where he stands
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Ninpo posted:Chart suggests 48 games OP 10 of those spots are for nights out when Jozy attempts to pull
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He's going to end up back in MLS within two years probably
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Aug 19, 2013 02:05
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Wildlife Analysis posted:lol jozy sucks amirite? If his performance in Sunderland vs Fulham is anything to go by, yes he does, however we can also look to Hull City's 2009-2010 Season for similar confirmation.
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Aug 19, 2013 03:59
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Has Jozy scored a goal yet?
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oliwan posted:uugghh this discussion is so bad i'm leaving this thread I love how you always need to defend the Dutch league to the point of calling jozy altidore a passable striker
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On current form, I have to give credit to those that have predicted zero goals, though I am still holding out hope that Sunderland Association Fascists Club will be able to kick poo poo literally off his rear end into the goal, thus getting him four and netting me a win in this competition.
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80085 posted:Decent writeup, however Eddie Johnson was in fact in the game. You may not have noticed because he doesn't know how to play, but you also should have noticed because he has stupid platinum blonde hair. He hosed up leading to the third goal, also known as the nail in the coffin
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Sep 7, 2013 06:52
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80085 posted:That may be but have you seen Eddie Johnson's hair We all kind of know Eddie Johnson is crap, I think Altidore has a mentality problem, maybe needs to train a bit more, seems like he's lazy and not taking advantage of his animalistic power.
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vaginal culture posted:Eddie Johnson is better than jozy and always was. Eddie tries his best. Jozy is garbageman. That's true, can't deny the garbageman status
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tetsman posted:Wow isn't that some backseat modding? tbp?! I looked closely at the post - and I'll allow it.
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Hi all, just checking in and reminding everyone that we are getting a bit off topic, lets discuss the goals that Jozy Altidore has scored his season in the Premier League *thread goes shockingly quiet*
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Sep 9, 2013 01:46
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it all evens out
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Sep 14, 2013 16:33
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0 is looking like a better choice every week
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Sep 14, 2013 17:10
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current standings:
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Sep 14, 2013 17:13
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Smiley Face posted:Has Jozy scored any goals yet? Check the chart I posted earlier
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Sep 20, 2013 18:16
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here is the updated chart
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Sep 21, 2013 17:08
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Pissflaps posted:lol did jozy score hahahahaha Check the chart please
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Pissflaps posted:If i'm reading it right it seems to be saying that Jozy "dogshit" Jozy scores zero (0) goals ? You've read it correctly
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Sep 21, 2013 18:26
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:It actually states he's scored 2, which is wrong. No it says zero
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Sep 22, 2013 22:09
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Jozy currently has 1 goal per 31 matches in the Premier League, if he scores 15 more in the next match though it'd be quite a respectable figure
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updated chart. also i took out the 10 useless spots that i accentendaly created cheers.
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I can't tweet anything to jozy as I am blocked from him on twitter
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Sep 29, 2013 18:27
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Carrier posted:What a terrible "footballer" Jozy is He was good in Holland
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Sep 29, 2013 18:28
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He scored a goal for Hull. At the moment, that's infinitely better than his performance for Sunderland
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Sep 30, 2013 16:18
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vaginal culture posted:I am beginning to feel bad for Jozy, i only don't like his coddling "fans" but he seems to be a nice guy with real feelings. He's rude
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Destroy My Sweater posted:don't feed the trolls jozy He keeps feeding himself ffs
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Sep 30, 2013 19:34
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oliwan posted:I still hold by my prediction of 14 goals. He was good in the Eredivisie lol
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vaginal culture posted:Is he bad? He is.
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Oct 5, 2013 19:31
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my son bort posted:How many minutes has it been since his last goal? If you mean in the league, then a long time, and there was no goals this season as you can see by the chart
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Oct 5, 2013 19:42
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Your Weird Uncle posted:why dont you change your loving av if youre so desperate to fit in you idiot Why do you defend Jozy so much he's terrible look at that chart
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Oct 5, 2013 20:01
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Did someone legitimately compare Messi and Altidore
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New rule: as the deputy in town we can't do posting about other people's posting, sorry about that but feel free to continue posting about Jozys horrid form. For me, I am torn. I want the American team to do well, so a good Jozy would be good for that, but also I don't like Sunderland and furthermore Jozy himself. So ultimately I am torn and will continue to update the JozyChart to keep you all informed.
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NinjaSteve posted:Does he? He does
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If you want to find out if Jozy Altidore has scored in the Premier League, reference the chart, otherwise the trolling is unwelcome. Thanks.
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oliwan posted:Every player in the Eredivisie is poo poo, all the clubs are poo poo, the supporters are poo poo, barclays all the way, ughahaalagagaaa You don't have to get upset because Jozy is failing so miserably, I think you just took the initial criticisms to heart and don't want to back down - but let's face the facts that Holland isn't consistent with strikers from its league
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Oct 8, 2013 22:25
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Has Jozy scored a premier league goal? *checks chart* prognosis negative
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"Where were you when Jozy Altidore scored against Jamaica" is a thing you may find me saying in the future when I'm talking to people
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