Jozy's thread: He makes far post peels, near post crashes, runs down the gut alone,

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Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

Maybe if he plays against Belgium with all their big beautiful African-Belgarians he will compare himself to them and play better. My buddy stateside said every white guy in the NBA would play real hard against Larry Bird.

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Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

track day bro! posted:

I love and respect Jozy.

He's a good lad, op

# ¿ Jul 7, 2014 15:21

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

tetsman posted:

I ran the numbers (advanced stats community member here) and this is correct

I think you have a wrong coefficient or something because as fat as that fucker is, he's much more poo poo.

By my calculations we're looking at 6:9 reduced to 2:3 for the proper FtSR

# ¿ Jul 10, 2014 17:28

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

tetsman posted:

I used Nate Silver's Power-Offsides Situation and measured it against the KFC Rating and the 1:1 was clear, op. Perhaps you are afraid of numbers.

Yup, there it is. You used the KFC Rating instead of the KFC Extra Crispy Rating. Try plugging it in again.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 01:45

Earthy Ape Unit: Jun 17, 2014; by XyloJW

joshtothemaxx posted:

I honestly, genuinely, seriously hope Jozy goes to the Netherlands or the MLS, gets in shape, and turns back into a decent enough striker.

But the ESPN hype train will keep on rolling telling us he's world class no matter what. Farts.

He's world-class in the same way an aircraft carrier is Nimitz-class.

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 04:13

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