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Is it too late to say zero
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2013 16:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 12:28 |
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Further to my earlier prediction and in the knowledge that this is not a recognised tiebreaker I would like to predict a Stewart Downing special; zero goals, zero assists
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2013 11:14 |
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angered paedophile posted:I'd like to change my prediction of the number of goals Jozy will score to 1776 in honor of the greatest country on Earth I'm keeping mine at 0 in honour of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2013 18:56 |
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Blue Screen Error posted:I know they won't count for this all important competition, but does anyone think Jozy might bag a couple tonight against MK Dons? The only bagging he'll be doing is at the supermarket
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2013 17:48 |
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It's funny how you guys talked the talk about Jozy being trash but didn't walk the walk with your predictions. Here in 0 goals crew we don't do things by half measures.
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2013 14:59 |
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The ref didn't play advantage because he knew that Jozy having the ball is not an advantage
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2013 20:02 |
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Even a poo poo striker can get lucky from time to time and score by pure fluke. But the Arsenal incident shows that Jozy is not only shite, he is unlucky, and that is why he will score no goals this season
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2013 17:20 |
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Here lies Jozy, he never scored
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# ¿ Sep 22, 2013 22:09 |
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vyelkin posted:If Jozy signs for another Premier League team, maybe one in need of a 'striker' like Chelsea, and then scores seven goals, does my prediction still count? If Jozy signs for another Premier League team it will be as groundskeeper
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 13:11 |
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Jozy should be sent off every time he comes on the pitch for DOGSO to an actual striker
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2013 10:58 |
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It wouldn't be the first time a Liverpool-Sunderland game has been decided by an inanimate object that shouldn't have been on the pitch
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 15:45 |
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Olewithmilk posted:3) Rory Delap 4) John Obi Mikel
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 21:27 |
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Imagine four balls on the edge of a cliff. That's where Jozy's shots landed
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 21:34 |
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Sauska posted:You know I'm starting to feel this way myself. It's not something you feel, it is an incontrovertible fact
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2013 21:39 |
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Crunkjuice posted:You guys sure have a lot of words to say about a soccer player you don't care about. Who said we don't care about him? I love Jozy because he shows how poo poo USMNT really are
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 00:11 |
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Crunkjuice posted:Why is it so hard to believe a bad player on a decent team can score? Fernando Torres has a few golden boots to his name but he's still poo poo. USMNT are not a decent team
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 08:23 |
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Crunkjuice posted:BUT FIFA SAYS WE ARE HOW ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO JUDGE MY SOCCER TEAM? We don't play in competitive matches? USMNT should follow Australia's example and join a more competitive confederation. Of course they would never qualify for the World Cup again but that would be no great loss
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 08:41 |
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I think Poyet could work well with Jozy, he's used to dealing with a massive pile of poo poo in the dressing room
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 11:05 |
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Pissflaps posted:I hate anything with 'Keep Calm And' but it should really say either Keep Calm and Jozy or Keep Calm and Altidore. Keep Getting Fat And Never Score
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 10:29 |
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Does he wear $100 hats?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2013 11:14 |
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Crunkjuice posted:He is able to score on island nations. This i can confirm. Well he's been on an island nation for a few months now without scoring
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# ¿ Oct 11, 2013 10:35 |
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The only service Jozy knows what to do with is room service
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 10:13 |
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Modus Trollens posted:I bet he doesn't tip He tips all the food into his mouth
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 10:43 |
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Pissflaps posted:I'm losing patience with Jozy. Score a loving goal you loving idiot. Shithouse. oval office!! No don't
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 11:41 |
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Scott Bakula posted:Jozy cost £8m Let me check my calculator...that's "divide by zero error" per goal
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 11:45 |
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The Mash posted:Something divided by zero isn't infinite you shitlords It's undefined but it tends to +/- infinity depending on which direction you approach from
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# ¿ Oct 17, 2013 09:56 |
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oh em gee bee ess posted:Why the hell do the Americans give so many caps to people? I mean poo poo doesn't Landon Donovan have something ridiculous like 150+ caps? They have no depth and their friendlies are against bigger teams than their "competitive" matches so they just play the same team
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 13:03 |
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I'm disappointed that my prediction of zero goals, zero assists has been foiled
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 22:09 |
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actionjackson posted:https://soundcloud.com/guardianfootballweekly/football-weekly-france-ukraine That's a bit unfair on Steven Fletcher, who has already scored two more goals than Jozy this season
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2013 11:03 |
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80085 posted:Poyet says Jozy's struggles aren't his fault. I think Gus must be a USMNT supporter. "he can kick the ball really hard, now we just need to get him to point it at the goal"
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2013 12:10 |
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This is a very amusing development
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2013 00:40 |
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Are Americans incapable of referring to things by the same name as anyone else? Why is it not player of the year?
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# ¿ Nov 28, 2013 01:12 |
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Scott Bakula posted:Lets all take the time to laugh at Chelsea It might be funny now but in the long run a striker who very occasionally scores is less funny than one who never scores shame on you, Jozy, for ruining our fun
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# ¿ Dec 4, 2013 21:22 |
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Hardfl1p posted:i think we're all caught up in how good jozy looked today that we're forgetting he scored on a miserable human pile of adultering poo poo, and that makes me happy What does Ryan Giggs have to do with this??
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# ¿ Dec 5, 2013 01:09 |
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The football sniper strikes again
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# ¿ Dec 23, 2013 11:55 |
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jazzyhattrick posted:Jozy is not an ape, but just imagine how many loving tyre swings he'd break if he was. On the plus side when he threw his poo poo at you he would always miss
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# ¿ Jan 10, 2014 12:39 |
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My favourite part is "one of Europe's top leagues (England, Italy or France)"
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2014 23:27 |
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2014 23:52 |
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T. Finninho posted:I think I'm going to give the person who ends up farthest away a punishment, just an av change. Can someone make a "Jozy's #1 Fan" av pls, normal rules apply but otherwise I'd like to see what a few of you funny av makers can do. angered paedophile posted:Jozy altidore will score 88 goals in honour of his fascist leaders sensibilities
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2014 13:09 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 12:28 |
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I takes three shots before the first smashed china. From about 5 yards I like that they think Niles is an English name
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2014 13:23 |