|
And yet Jozy has more chance of a trophy this season than Juan Mata
|
#
¿
Jan 26, 2014 16:41
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:42 |
|
|
Tsaedje posted:Out of his depth against a team literally 80 places below his team. 5/10 Get sent off, score an own goal, concede a penalty
|
|
#
¿
Jan 26, 2014 16:55
|
|
|
If you start to feel yourself feeling sorry for Jozy just remember he gets paid for this poo poo
|
|
#
¿
Jan 26, 2014 17:36
|
|
|
T. Finninho posted:Hmm can't argue with the quotes, I will go with the majority then, it's all about the PL goals. I think Eredivisie goals should be included, at the accepted conversion rate of 18:1
|
|
#
¿
Jan 31, 2014 17:46
|
|
|
When I look at Jozy I definitely think "this is a striker who is not losing the ball enough, and clearly it is the rest of the team's fault for not giving his the ball enough for him to lose"
|
|
#
¿
Mar 26, 2014 12:48
|
|
|
I like that his theory is based entirely on "Suarez scores a lot but also loses the ball quite often" and the other data he includes show that there is no correlation
|
|
#
¿
Mar 26, 2014 12:59
|
|
|
Who ate all the pie charts
|
|
#
¿
Mar 26, 2014 14:43
|
|
|
Total Meatlove posted:I can't even begin to place what accent they're attempting, it's maybe brummie? I think it's from the Archers
|
|
#
¿
Apr 11, 2014 11:57
|
|
|
Real games like international friendlies, concacaf and the eredivisie
|
|
#
¿
May 3, 2014 22:44
|
|
|
if jozy is "in shape" now imagine what hed be like "out of shape"
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2014 22:47
|
|
|
Kaveman posted:Jozy took his shirt off and gave it to some kid. did the kid tell him to put it back on
|
|
#
¿
May 7, 2014 23:25
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:I wonder how big his willy is. so does jozy
|
|
#
¿
May 8, 2014 13:03
|
|
|
the metro have picked up on jozy's #bantz http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/08/sunderland-striker-jozy-altidore-trolls-his-own-fans-during-twitter-row-4721428/
|
|
#
¿
May 8, 2014 13:05
|
|
|
Pissflaps posted:Imagine making fun of Jozy's woeful premier league goal scoring record while he's making love to your life partner in your own bed. he might miss a stroke tbh he doesn't have much control of his body to start with
|
|
#
¿
May 8, 2014 13:16
|
|
|
he's more like purple aki
|
|
#
¿
May 11, 2014 10:26
|
|
|
can't believe today we finally find out the winner of the jozy competition (it's ninpo)
|
|
#
¿
May 11, 2014 10:55
|
|
|
The only scoring Jozy will be doing in Brazil is with prostitutes
|
|
#
¿
May 17, 2014 20:30
|
|
|
Spangly A posted:Nah, he'll stumble in the box as always. he might hit the post though
|
|
#
¿
May 17, 2014 22:09
|
|
|
I believe in Jozy 's inability to score goals
|
|
#
¿
May 24, 2014 10:05
|
|
|
Hardflip posted:https://amp.twimg.com/v/4d28a317-6051-4741-b9ba-5a91ce8923a6 thanks for the link, taff why does jozy pronounce "fatter" with an s
|
|
#
¿
May 24, 2014 12:38
|
|
|
Dunban posted:http://nnelli.wordpress.com/2014/06/01/comparing-the-usa-strikers/ I love that the stats are weighted in Jozy's favour by the league score, still clearly show that he is a garbageman, and the guy still comes to the conclusion that he is the best. I mean obviously long passes are as important as goals
|
|
#
¿
Jun 2, 2014 10:20
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ Apr 28, 2024 02:42 |
|
|
Jozy is a secret African Muslim, much like
|
|
#
¿
Jun 4, 2014 17:52
|
|