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Mr. Altidire will score zero (0) goals
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excuse me lady posted:has anyone said none yet. NONE. gently caress ALL. I said it last page idiot!
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Aug 16, 2013 19:20
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Hallowed Turban posted:Would hate to be Knoddus right now. He'll never recover from this
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Aug 17, 2013 15:24
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I am confident that he will double his tally in the weeks ahead
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Aug 17, 2013 17:22
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Knows-he Cannotscore
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Aug 18, 2013 03:39
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Your Weird Uncle posted:waht position is he I believe he gets ball-you-man-goalside in the 14th zone
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Aug 19, 2013 16:33
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The Natch posted:Reminder that I, The Natch, said Jozy would score 0 goals all season first in a bold prediction and he wont score any all season (because he's poo poo). Actually I was first "The Natch," if that even is your real name
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Aug 26, 2013 04:31
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Looks like I'll be getting a new av soon
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Aug 31, 2013 17:13
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serious gaylord posted:Can we get an ip address check of everyone that voted 0 mods? Im sensing some insider trading. You're sensing some big time fail, because that's what your prediction was
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Aug 31, 2013 21:15
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Are Americans talking about a different Altidore than the rest of us or what 9 goals lol
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Sep 10, 2013 18:46
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I love Ade Akinbiyi http://youtu.be/w0KEMqzDF8U
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Sep 10, 2013 21:22
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rip Jozy "Big J" Jozidore you were poo poo and then you died
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Sep 23, 2013 01:31
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At this point in time, I have as many premier league goals this season as a professional and millionaire Makes me think
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Sep 30, 2013 21:30
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Jozy will either score a hat trick today or injure himself tripping over the ball, there is no in between That said I stand by my prediction of no goals
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Oct 5, 2013 13:27
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How many minutes has it been since his last goal?
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Oct 5, 2013 19:41
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tbp posted:If you mean in the league, then a long time, and there was no goals this season as you can see by the chart Yeah in the league stretching back to his Hull goal, just because it's such an absurdly large number and good for a lol
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Oct 5, 2013 19:47
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Hegav posted:Altidore has played 1922 minutes in Premier League and scored 1 goal hahaha yessss
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Oct 5, 2013 19:54
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Getting into a dangerous position is useless if you do nothing with it. Forwards are paid to score goals, and it makes me actually a little sad that that needs to be pointed out.
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Oct 5, 2013 20:23
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Carrier posted:I don't think hes played almost 2 million minutes of football, atomic gog. an infinite number of jozys playing an infinite amount of minutes
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Oct 5, 2013 20:25
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pointsofdata posted:To my view, Altidore detractors don't really criticize his play. They just offer stale talking points that ignore his progress or even invent a custom reality, all regardless of what he actually does. What progress? Dangerous positions per minute?
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Oct 5, 2013 20:28
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Shrapnac posted:Attacking third entries. Touches in the goal danger zone. So yes
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Oct 5, 2013 20:30
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Total Meatlove posted:What team is going to buy him though? Even Championship teams are going to be wary of taking a punt on him. I could see some American MLS team overpaying for him for a feel-good homecoming transfer like with Dempsey, otherwise outlook not so good
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Oct 5, 2013 20:34
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pointsofdata posted:He passes well for a forward, he gets a good number of assists so not sure where you're getting that from. He has 0 assists this season
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Oct 5, 2013 20:56
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pointsofdata take a bow
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Oct 5, 2013 23:16
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Crunkjuice posted:You guys sure have a lot of words to say about a soccer player you don't care about. Actually my posts are concise
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Oct 6, 2013 00:16
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A lot of people in this thread should start caring about being friendly, a lot of rude trolls in here
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Oct 6, 2013 13:48
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Let's see, for Canada it's *checks wikipedia* Igor Vrablic?
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Oct 12, 2013 03:44
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oilcheck my rear end posted:this doesn't sound very canadian imo Actually multiculturalism is cool and good
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Oct 12, 2013 03:47
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Hasn't helped us be good at football yet though edit: I should note that Vrablic actually scored the winning goal of the game that sent Canada to its only World Cup, and scored 12 international goals in 35 appearances before throwing his career away at 21 on a matchfixing scandal so he was, unironically, doing better than Josmer Poonior Toilett fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Oct 12, 2013 |
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Oct 12, 2013 03:47
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NinjaSteve posted:Calm down I am calm you calm down!!!!!!
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Oct 16, 2013 11:37
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gucci void main posted:Jozy will score a Premier League goal tomorrow. In fact, he will score two Premier League goals. he won't
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Oct 27, 2013 00:05
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I am still bang on with my prediction of no goals for Josmer but if the end result actually is zero goals that guy who wrote the effort post looking at other strikers should get the prize
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Nov 12, 2013 12:42
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But in a way, wouldn't we all be winners?
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Nov 12, 2013 12:43
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tbp posted:He wouldn't be able to take it. I have it on good record that Jozy's response to banter is to 1) pathetically try to retort and 2) to block or ignore all offending banterers. Much like a ball, Jozy can't handle the banterzone
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Nov 12, 2013 22:46
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Modus Trollens posted:can't score if you don't play Big Jozy will find a way
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Nov 30, 2013 18:06
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13 games lol
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Nov 30, 2013 18:54
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Shrapnac posted:He averaged a goal every 14 games in the Premier League before this season, makes you think. Sounds like big Jozy is due, praise be unto him
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Dec 1, 2013 04:52
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oh em gee bee ess posted:God help us if the Americans ever produce a competent goal scorer. Donovan tbf
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Dec 7, 2013 23:46
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ah yes
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Dec 8, 2013 05:06
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This time next year big Joze will be feasting on Munich sandwiches
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Dec 19, 2013 21:37
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