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Toxx: For every standing point the Oilers finish above the Flames, I will donate 5bux to a local Edmonton charity (which charity to be determined, but one of (Stollery Children's Hospital/Food Bank/Humane Society/YESS) If the Flames are ahead of the Oilers in the standings at the end of the year, I will do the same 5$/Standing point donation to a Calgary Based-Charity. I'd ask for suggestions for a good charity here, bue somehow I don't think this will be a problem. Also I am down for a toxx avatar bet from someone.
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Confirming a bet with Mike_V: If Nail Yakupov scores more regular season points than Vladimir Tarasenko, Mike_V wears a pro-Yak City avatar until the start of the next season or vice versa, if Tarasenko scores more points in the regular season than Yakupov I will bear an avatar proclaiming Tarasenko's greatness until the next season kicks off E: based on each players PPG stat fits fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Aug 19, 2013 |
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Shoeonhead22 posted:I'll toxx myself on the under of this: hmm well since you're being a sport and all I guess I'll do a similar one: If the Habs win a playoff series this year I'll change my name to whatever Shoeonhead or Pkfuckingsubban chooses and keep that name for the entire next season and playoffs. I can change it after that if I want. Also if the Flyers beat the Penguins in the season series I'll write a two page essay that goes into why Claude Giroux is the best player in the world. I expect a Flyers fan to man up and do a similar bet except with the Pens and Crosby though  .
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i have a hard enough time remembering who the gently caress you people are without this name-change toxx bullshit
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Zamboni Jesus posted:i have a hard enough time remembering who the gently caress you people are without this name-change toxx bullshit if i do end up getting a name change the pitbull gifs will remind you soon enough
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fits posted:Toxx: In the event it does happen, you could always go with the Red Cross for flood relief, The Drop In Centre, or The Mustard Seed.
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Donate to your local high school hockey program so that the kids Feaster drafts will have nice equipment and facilities.
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I was suggested to have my donations for my first toxx go to the Big Brothers/Big Sisters of America here so that's what I'll do.sbaldrick posted:If Roy threatens to fight someone and does you must buy a Red Wings tshirt and wear it, if it happens at the Lidstrom retirement game then it has to be a jersey. I actually like this. I'll amend it a bit; If Roy engages anyone at a fight during either Colorado/Detroit game I will wear one of my Red Wings jersey out in Denver during a busy weekend. I already have a home and away so there's a good chance I'll get bitch slapped a few times.
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mentholmoose posted:If the Flyers miss the playoffs I'll get an avatar praising Sidney Crosby and keep it until the start of the 2013-14 season. My bad, this should say 2014-15 season. I forgot it was 2013 right now.
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Wayne Gretzky posted:If the Oilers finish in the playoffs or within five points of a playoff spot I will never post on something awful forums ever again. I do not like this bet. If the Bruins do not win their division I will use a Habs-related avatar of HAS's choosing until the beginning of the 2014-15 season. Or any avatar, as long as it's hockey oriented really. If Tyler Seguin leads the Dallas Stars to a Stanley Cup victory I will get his face tattooed on my rear end.
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canuckanese posted:If Tyler Seguin leads the Dallas Stars to a Stanley Cup victory I will get his face tattooed on my rear end. With the text STEERS & QUEERS? Oh please.
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DOOMocrat posted:With the text STEERS & QUEERS? Oh please. Maybe there will be a little speech bubble and he can be saying "No homo" or whatever it was that people got really pissed about.
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Clutterbuck scores 25+ and stays on the line fulltime if he rides shotty with JT from the start. I wanna be eligible for a playoff toxx so ill get a nino avatar for the playoffs. This requires him to start and stay on that line though so its not a great toxx. Okposolypse fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Aug 19, 2013 |
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Wayne Gretzky posted:If the Oilers finish in the playoffs or within five points of a playoff spot I will never post on something awful forums ever again. Why would you make me choose to cheer against the Oilers.
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Vigilance posted:Also if the Flyers beat the Penguins in the season series I'll write a two page essay that goes into why Claude Giroux is the best player in the world. I expect a Flyers fan to man up and do a similar bet except with the Pens and Crosby though I had to write a similar Jagr essay gently caress da Flyers  I don't remember who my bet was with now though.
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If the Bruins don't finish first in their division OR if they do and lose in the divisional playoffs, I will post in any NHL-related thread in only haikus (standard 5-7-5 format) from when the regular season ends til day one of the 2014-2015 season.
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If Tuukka doesn't have at least 5 shutouts* in the regular reason I will get an avatar that whomever posts the next toxx's choosing** and I'll keep it for the entire playoffs. *Unless he is injured and ends up playing 66 % of the season or less. ** The avatar has to be workplace safe.
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T-Bone posted:really going out on a limb there eh Okay, 7 shutouts. Now I'm going out on a limb. E: Besides, with my luck I'll probably end up with a Matt Cooke avatar or something 
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^^ yeah, matt cooke pony-tar TOXX: If the caps finish in the top 3 of their division OR above the Penguins, I'll get a Caps avatar of one of their fan's choosing (probably mcvey) and hold it for as long as they are in the playoffs.
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If anyone can think of anything that might make my toxx better, I will consider adding it to the toxx.
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I dunno if this is the place for it but I'm going to do what I did a couple seasons ago and get an avatar of whatever Nashville Predator scores their first regular-season game-winning goal.
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Thufir posted:I dunno if this is the place for it but I'm going to do what I did a couple seasons ago and get an avatar of whatever Nashville Predator scores their first regular-season game-winning goal. Didn't you end up with some what-the-gently caress's-his-name guy the last time?
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Yeah, I got Matt Halsichuk thanks to Rick Nash scoring a late goal.
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This toxx is in honour of Ladislav Smid's one year wedding anniversary and the fact that he hopefully will no longer steal cheerios from the unsuspecting roomates of the women of Edmonton that Ladi once made love to. Should Ladislav Smid fail to set a new career high in points with 16, I will mail a box of cheerios to a fan of each team that was lousy enough to let Ladi score. So should he score 8 points, 8 goons will receive a box of cheerios in the mail.
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FFStudios posted:If anyone can think of anything that might make my toxx better, I will consider adding it to the toxx. I'm gonna be honest, posting entirely in haiku sounds awful. Not so much for you, but for us as readers.
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myron cope posted:I'm gonna be honest, posting entirely in haiku sounds awful. Not so much for you, but for us as readers. I'm just trying to think of something really humiliating. e: On the flip side, being vilified by the NHL community here would be a punishment in itself barnold fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Aug 21, 2013 |
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AboveAndBeyond posted:^^ yeah, matt cooke pony-tar Incorrect. MassaShowtime posted:This toxx is in honour of Ladislav Smid's one year wedding anniversary and the fact that he hopefully will no longer steal cheerios from the unsuspecting roomates of the women of Edmonton that Ladi once made love to. This is brilliant.
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Toxx: I will buy a shirtzee of whomever finishes with more points this season - Tyler Bozak or Mikhail Grabovski.
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So I want in on this, but I have no idea what to toxx myself with. Any suggestions? I'm a Sharks fan, but I have a secret place in my heart for the Wings and basically every Russian ever.
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HELLO LADIES posted:So I want in on this, but I have no idea what to toxx myself with. Any suggestions? I'm a Sharks fan, but I have a secret place in my heart for the Wings and basically every Russian ever.
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Thufir posted:I dunno if this is the place for it but I'm going to do what I did a couple seasons ago and get an avatar of whatever Nashville Predator scores their first regular-season game-winning goal. enjoy your paul gaustad avatar i'm sorry
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Hand Knit posted:This is brilliant. I aim to please as Ladislav once did not. As Ladislav taketh (cereal) I giveth away (cereal).
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Should Phil Kessel fail to thrill the world with his athleticism and score 30 hockey goals, I will get a different avatar than Phil Kessel's beautiful face mug.
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Trevor Bird posted:enjoy your paul gaustad avatar Nah, it will be someone who will only be in the lineup sporadically this year and then never scratch the NHL again. So Taylor Beck, probably.
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I'm going to  that the Panthers make the playoffs. If I lose I'll buy an avatar for the fan of the #8 seed in the eastern conference with the most posts in the final regular season n/v and cheer that team on for the entirety of the playoffs.
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The Collector posted:I'm going to preemptive thank you for the avatar and i hope you enjoy the 2013-14 new york islanders
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The Washington Capitals will win the Stanley Cup and Braden Holtby will be an Olympic goalie. I will donate X to charity (not sure which one, right now I am thinking Canadian Tire Jumpstart), where: X = $5 + $5 for every round of the Playoffs the Caps don't play + $10 if Holtby is not on Team Canada (so min 5$, max $35). I look forward to donating my $5 
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