NHL Toxxes 13-14: Put Your Trust in Scott Gomez

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HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

If detroit is leading the atlantic division by 2 or more points or is leading/tied for leading the eastern conference at christmas time, I'll change my avatar to something along the lines of "western conference supremacy/west coast best coast".

# ¿ Aug 18, 2013 04:06

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:00

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

HOW COULD YOU posted:

If detroit is leading the atlantic division by 2 or more points or is leading/tied for leading the eastern conference at christmas time, I'll change my avatar to something along the lines of "western conference supremacy/west coast best coast".

I'm sitting ok so far

# ¿ Dec 6, 2013 20:16

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

VJeff posted:

Also, I will write a short essay (250 words each) celebrating the skills and accomplishments of every goaltender who finishes ahead of Jimmy Howard in SV% this year titled "Goalies More Elite Than James Russell Howard III".

Gotta say this was the best toxx this year by far.

48th as of now, in case anyone was wondering

# ¿ Jan 11, 2014 00:18

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Drunk Canuck posted:

Nope. You had that chance back on the day of putting your toxx in to add a qualifier. Don't try to cheat out of your cockiness.

BLOOD

WE CALL FOR BLOOD

# ¿ Jan 11, 2014 23:04

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Do we make a second thread for playoff toxxes when it comes around? or do we post them here?

# ¿ Mar 11, 2014 23:48

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Shyfted One posted:

If the Leafs win the cup this year I'll get a Kessel avatar, LAS can pick what's said underneath it, and I'll have it link to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC6vZOgYduk

I'll also get a pro leafs avatar if the leafs win the cup, which I will not change until the bruins beat the leafs in a game. :toxx:

# ¿ Mar 15, 2014 13:57

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

VJeff posted:

Alternate title suggestion:

"When you made 150,000 dollars it was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday."

Yessssss

# ¿ Apr 8, 2014 01:54

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Twin Cinema posted:

I am going to forget who your originally were in a few weeks.

We've always had brodeurs nanny in here, what are you talking about? :ghost:

# ¿ Apr 10, 2014 17:40

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

JoelJoel posted:

e: needs to be more menacing.

That's just fantastic

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 04:10

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

IF THE NHL'S BOSTON BRUINS DO NOT WIN LORD STANLEY'S CUP THIS YEAR I AM :toxx:

BOUND TO THE FOLLOWING:

1.) I will get an avatar of the winner's team, and keep it until the bruins take revenge
2.) I will write a highschool style five paragraph essay (intro, three points, conclusion) about all the things that lead to the bruins defeat at the hands of this team

Maybe something else too, that's all I got for now.

# ¿ Apr 14, 2014 04:55

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Bad toxx! Bad toxx! How can I enjoy your sadness if you don't immortalize it in pictures!!!!???

# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 18:41

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

VJeff posted:

Well I'm more than satisfied.

Says VJeff, poster desperately hoping for some leniency on his own toxx

# ¿ Apr 22, 2014 21:39

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

MononcQc posted:

Ginette Reno

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 02:55

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

These are the best name changes

# ¿ Apr 23, 2014 03:11

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

HOW COULD YOU posted:

IF THE NHL'S BOSTON BRUINS DO NOT WIN LORD STANLEY'S CUP THIS YEAR I AM BOUND TO THE FOLLOWING:

1.) I will get an avatar of the winner's team, and keep it until the bruins take revenge
2.) I will write a highschool style five paragraph essay (intro, three points, conclusion) about all the things that lead to the bruins defeat at the hands of this team

Maybe something else too, that's all I got for now.

UPPING THE ANTE

I will write a shakesperean sonnet (bastardized iambic pentameter, abab cdcd efef gg) about the team that eliminates the boston bruins (or about the bruins when they win the cup). This sonnet will be written before the regular season begins. Probably in june, but may is busy as gently caress for me so we'll see.

# ¿ May 9, 2014 05:00

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Ok soooo I need a habs avatar. Pro habs, not anti bruins. Anyone have a good habs pic?

also I will supply a 5 paragraph essay and shakespearean sonnet on the series sometime this offseason

HOW COULD YOU fucked around with this message at 03:03 on May 15, 2014

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:00

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

damnit i really like that one

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:15

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

how bout this for me:

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:18

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Duke Chin posted:

How do I search a thread? There's been a billion posts since the last time I was in here and I don't remember what stupid poo poo I said I was going to do...? Tried "search the forums" up there but I can't see to get ANY results.

click the ? under your name boss

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:20

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Serisothikos posted:

*"A Whole New World" plays*

seriously it's like the most useful button ever, except in GDTs when i accidentally click it and want to call out this guy who's so wrong all the time

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:23

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

deafmute posted:

Here ya go

Ok if someone can photoshop his head on to this:

I'd be all like whoh.

Alternately, if someone thinks up a cool and right on title text for this baby

HOW COULD YOU posted:

how bout this for me:

I'll take that

# ¿ May 15, 2014 03:41

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

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# ¿ May 15, 2014 04:02

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

Serisothikos posted:

I've got the recording done but the quality sucks so I'm going to try again; if it doesn't sound any better I'll just upload the first one.

The quality of the article will always suck

# ¿ May 20, 2014 17:54

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# ¿ Apr 23, 2024 12:00

HOW COULD YOU: Jun 1, 2006; The man in black fled across Middle Tennessee, and Pierre followed.

HOW COULD YOU posted:

Says VJeff, poster desperately hoping for some leniency on his own toxx

# ¿ May 27, 2014 04:01

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