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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Supposedly About Sports > Bally Sports Broadcasting Thread: Bad Teammates
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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

#1 Pelican Fan


 bizarre

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




 I uh...

Awful Announcing posted:

In what sounds like the most random grouping ever, a new romantic comedy will reportedly be made for Amazon Studios that’s set in the NASCAR world and will have the cooperation of the racing series, Will Smith, and The Chainsmokers.

According to Deadline, the romantic comedy titled Clean Air will involve Smith’s Westbrook Studios and The Chainsmokers’ Kick The Habit Productions to produce the film with NASCAR. Alison Rose Greenberg, who is a writer on the TV series Younger is writing the screenplay.

The plot will reportedly be about a sports agent within the NASCAR world who loses a top star as a client and takes a chance on a female dirt track racer trying to break into the sport.

The film follows Lyla, an ambitious sports agent who loses her superstar client before the start of NASCAR’s season and decides to take a chance on a rebellious female dirt track racer, seventeen-year-old Piper Kyte. With her career on the line, Lyla’s challenge—getting Piper NASCAR-ready—is only won if she can also reform Piper’s reclusive father, Matthew Kyte, a former NASCAR champion who infamously walked away from the sport and hasn’t been seen in four years.

that first sentence is loving me all the way up :psyduck:

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




 piper kyte

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You


 https://twitter.com/JimmyKimmelLive/status/1430035529186246656

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

DJExile posted:

that first sentence is loving me all the way up :psyduck:

it almost reads like a mad lib :psyduck:

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



 so max indeed is going to espn radio mornings

https://twitter.com/ESPNPR/status/1430231392747655182

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

MourningView posted:

He turned into a turbo Lakers homer the second he got a show out there, it was very funny

Extremely, especially when he was archetypal "Clipper-fan-to-be-contrarian" before.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

fuck the molice

Vertical Lime posted:

so max indeed is going to espn radio mornings

https://twitter.com/ESPNPR/status/1430231392747655182

ESPN Radio shows went from having their own personalities to having no personality really fast.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Rick posted:

Extremely, especially when he was archetypal "Clipper-fan-to-be-contrarian" before.

I think that was Marcellus, Max was always a big New York homer before he got the LA show and moved out there and then he immediately flipped and became a like hardcore mad at LeBron because people think he's better than Kobe type Laker homer.

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ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

R.D. Mangles posted:

piper kyte

They didn't need to try and top Cole Trickle, but they sure as hell gave it their best shot.

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Mahoning
Feb 3, 2007


 I mean we’re talking about a sport that has had Lake Speed, Hut Stricklin, Wally Dallenbach, Ricky Rudd, and the infamous Dick Trickle as actual real life drivers. Truth is always stranger than fiction.

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




 I'm not sure we're ever going to get a better name in sports than Dick Trickle

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
And now the whole nation - pulpit and all - will take up the war-cry, and shout itself hoarse, and mob any honest man who ventures to open his mouth; and presently such mouths will cease to open.

MourningView posted:

I think that was Marcellus, Max was always a big New York homer before he got the LA show and moved out there and then he immediately flipped and became a like hardcore mad at LeBron because people think he's better than Kobe type Laker homer.

Oooh...yeah I can't keep any of these dudes straight, I only listen to them via commercials during Lakers games.

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Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

Starsfan posted:

Apparently Nice was awarded a 3-0 win because Marseille refused to re-take the field out of concerns for safety? Even though it was Nice's home fans which caused the entire fracas (and were presumably still in the stadium)?

They might wanna think about the logic of that decision..

PSG gonna get relegated after they forfeit each match due to invading fans

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



 https://twitter.com/sbjsbd/status/1430612396326985729

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

I been ballin' so damn hard I swear I think that I'm Coby


 ahahahahahahahahaha

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004




 Nichols announcing her new substack

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Lockback
Sep 2, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.


 Regardless of anything else, while I think Nichols is really great as a reporter and feature host, I always thought she did a pretty bad job hosting. One of the reasons I didn't think she was "passed over" since I don't know that she's a great host to begin with.

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CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

R.D. Mangles posted:

Nichols announcing her new substack

Rachel Nichols Bari Weiss power hour

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FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?

Edward Mass posted:

ESPN Radio shows went from having their own personalities to having no personality really fast.
Well when you aren't willing to pay the people who actually have a personality...

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GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

DJExile posted:

I'm not sure we're ever going to get a better name in sports than Dick Trickle

Sounds like someone’s never heard of 80s baseball sensation Rusty Kuntz

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You


 https://twitter.com/henry_p2312/status/1430618407691509760

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Booyah-
Dec 21, 2004

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

https://twitter.com/henry_p2312/status/1430618407691509760

i loving hope this comes true

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

 She'll probably just go back to CNN, turns out they were a perfect fit for each other the whole time

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Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

I been ballin' so damn hard I swear I think that I'm Coby


 https://twitter.com/FOS/status/1430968041928634373

Lmao

Yes please make this clusterfuck of a show. I will never watch it.

But it will be loving sensationally stupid.

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xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


 "Drink every time Wilbon says 'Earvin'" will become the most dangerous game in American history

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BWV
Feb 24, 2005



 That's a Big 2 and some old dude.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



 well that explains this preview

https://twitter.com/Zarathak23/status/1430976279474577409?s=20

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Vertical Lime posted:

well that explains this preview

https://twitter.com/Zarathak23/status/1430976279474577409?s=20

Lol

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You

Vertical Lime posted:

well that explains this preview

https://twitter.com/Zarathak23/status/1430976279474577409?s=20

Perfect

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harperdc
Jul 24, 2007



 HQ out here doing the lord’s work

https://twitter.com/pablotorre/status/1431388596058079236

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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Thank You


 https://twitter.com/Matamme/status/1431971681162219525

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




 oh my god that's beautiful

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iospace
Jan 19, 2038




 A bit delayed but...
https://twitter.com/IndyCaronNBC/status/1430538856223358984

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DJExile
Jun 27, 2007




 I'm sure you'll all be shocked to know a sports radio commentator Did A Racism. I'm sure you'll all be doubly shocked to know it's a sports radio commentator on a station in Boston.

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Sash!
Mar 16, 2001

GPTribefan posted:

Sounds like someone’s never heard of 80s baseball sensation Rusty Kuntz

Back in 2005, I had seats at a Pirates game like five rows behind first base. So most of the pictures I took at that game have KUNTZ front and center in the picture. Highlight of the game.

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Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013

I was 12 when I made love for the first time, in Tropea, with a Roman girl who was 17 years old.





 https://twitter.com/netflix/status/1431277829111435264?s=20
oh hell yeah, this is legit one of my favorite hockey stories

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004



 https://twitter.com/richarddeitsch/status/1432421774495465477

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.



 ESPN managed to get tricked by an online charter school somehow and put them on TV playing football against IMG. Two days after they played a game in PA.

https://twitter.com/kirk_barton/status/1432081893973954562?s=20

https://twitter.com/Andrew_Ivins/status/1432363373157568521?s=20

Great job guys.

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MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?


 Real hard to have a game where IMG isn't the fakest school involved

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