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THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
we actually won when I broke it, cheeser

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Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


THE MACHO MAN posted:

we actually won when I broke it, cheeser
I sure hope you're not applying for jobs that require you to ready anything successfully!

Bradf0rd posted:

So special that EA disconnected it for all of us. :saddowns:

However, the game before was Borking.txt. Congrats to j0ehoe for setting a new hits record.



From a later game:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgPeDTLijsE

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
QUIT DOCTORING THE EVIDENCE

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihoGAbN7M_g

This was part of a 100+ hit effort, I think.

We actually looked good for most of last night! Naturally, we lost on dumb goals, like our goalie putting it in our own net during OT.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hey guys, I'm going to witness real life Sisterhood jerseys in 2 weeks:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew




xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Does that zero mean the other team dropped?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

xzzy posted:

Does that zero mean the other team dropped?

That means they scored 0 goals. :haw:

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
There seems to be a distinct correlation between winning and me playing...

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

\o/

my 4th banner of the year, I'm like Mark Messier and poo poo.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Hockles posted:

Hey guys, I'm going to witness real life Sisterhood jerseys in 2 weeks:



Shoulda gone with the nude colored socks.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgoJufmfDW0

Faggot Guy
Aug 29, 2011

TWO TIME SUPERBOWL MVP
:lol: what jerseys are those?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Our St. Patrick's Day jerseys. Shirts or skins. That's shirt.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Skins

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Can't wait till I get jersey control back.

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

Doctor Butts posted:

Can't wait till I get jersey control back.

Someone needs to fix those monstrosities.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

sba posted:

Someone needs to fix those monstrosities.

Seriously. Hockles could never grow stubble like that.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bradf0rd posted:

Seriously. Hockles could never grow stubble like that.

I can too. See?

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6W2rRbuJkSU

I forgot to save a similar hit on a icing where the guy went even higher. Boo

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Joe just took 9 minutes of penalties in one shift before the whistle blew.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Pleads posted:

Joe just took 9 minutes of penalties in one shift before the whistle blew.



Wow. We've tried so many times but the ref always just puts the whistle away. Congrats to Joe on this accomplishment and once again holding at least one record.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
:toot:

I must reclaim my throne as hits leader

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

THE MACHO MAN posted:

:toot:

I must reclaim my throne as hits leader

you should wait until we unveil The Jim Neighbors Hood or whatever we re-create the team as next.

The Nayborhood
The Nene-borhood
The NeBORKhood

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

sba posted:

you should wait until we unveil The Jim Neighbors Hood or whatever we re-create the team as next.

With that said, stop winning please. We keep getting bumped up into Division 6 and face nothing by try-hard glitchers.

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

Bradf0rd posted:

With that said, stop winning please. We keep getting bumped up into Division 6 and face nothing by try-hard glitchers.

don't worry, we scored 1 goal in 4 games last night.

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

Scoring isn't fun though, hitting is.

So is after the whistle hitting, when you time it perfectly so a fight ends and you see someone go flying in the background.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hockey Jesus is dead

long live Hockey Jesus

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
New hits in a game record! :woop:


We were down by three goals at one point and came back to tie it up with 13.5 seconds left. We had no right to even be close in that game but when Potatoes O'Bourke scores, you know the goalie sucks. Then it happened:


:woop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UjQVUb8Qd4

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

And 26 penalties? How many rage messages do you guys get post game?

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
I think the fact that the GWG goal was scored on a power play was the best, despite all of their goals being on the PP.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/187712760
http://www.easports.com/media/play/video/187713180

This was the goal that made it 6-5. Then I banged home an ugly one in the final minute to tie it.

A solid game all around.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Games like that show why I'm like a 10 time all-star

:smuggo:

sba
Jul 9, 2001

bae

xzzy posted:

And 26 penalties? How many rage messages do you guys get post game?

not as many as we send

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

sba posted:

not as many as we send

To be fair, most of those rage messages are tweets at Rammer and EA.

We also didn't get any messages post game, sadly. We had actually just played the same team in the game before and lost by a few goals. :thurman:
Speaking of, gently caress you Stamkos and refusing to fight me after I won by tackling him. (I have no idea how I did it, but I did and it owned.)

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


I wish I'd gotten a replay of my fight where I one-shot uppercut the guy. I forget which game that was, I think the first one before I sat out one (the first of the back-to-back it appears). I love the noodle-legged fall when you finish a fight with an uppercut.

Oglogoth
May 16, 2010

Daaaaarling~
maybe NHL15 will feature the fight system from the UFC games so we can get some sweet chokes going.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
I've had multiple games with 35+ hits, and I came up 2 short of pleads' record taking a dumb late penalty. I need to get that record.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Since I've been lacking in my posting of videos...

Here THE MACHO MAN sets me up for a sweet one-timer I pinched in on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdCHjUXyq5w

Don't forget Poland!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFtpXiJvv_w

Doctor Butts takes a helluva dive from Pleads skating by.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQnltSZBI2Q

Because...well...why not? :thurman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lobue39nB6g

Don't admire your pass!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zx82ciD0BXg

Potatoes continues the cheap shots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mohYB-Yx3V4

HERE COME THE NUDE IRISH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvYavIWjZ9w

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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Long live Hockey Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qoza7SoGCP8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5phIDcuT0_4



These two goals within 2 minutes made this team rage quit. 4 at the first goal, including the human goalie, then the other 2 at the second. The second goal was supposed to be a cross-crease pass.

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