Cooking Cockups: Now I'm angry on behalf of that gravy

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Goons with Spoons > Cooking Cockups: Now I'm angry on behalf of that gravy

iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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Resting Lich Face posted:

Allow me to share a lovely homespun recipe for weaponized onion gas:

2 white onions
1 heavy duty food processor setup with a mincing blade

We turned that sucker on, opened it up, and proceeded to deeply regret our decision. Every mucus membrane you can imagine was burning, most of us were gagging... We went out for dinner that night.

Let me tell you... mince your onions the old fashioned way; otherwise you might end up with juiced onions and that poo poo is vile.

Yeah that's why the dicing attachment exists

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iajanus: Aug 17, 2004; NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
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Shooting Blanks posted:

Now show her a mandoline.

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