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WHILE YOU PLAY OTHER GAMES gently caress YEAH THESE AIN'T YOUR GRAMMA'S COOKIESLOOK AT THIS HI DEF CLICKING ACTION  AND WHAT DOES THIS GET YOU? MORE loving COOKIES  Post your favorite cookie strategies ITT Sample Cookie Gameplay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKFTZT13LNE OWLS! fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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My strategy is to click the button really fast.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:07
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I approve of this cookie game.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:08
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i love you grandma
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Aug 27, 2013 02:09
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Do we discuss the secret goon Autohotkey script here, or in PGS?
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Aug 27, 2013 02:09
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Thanks jerk now my finger hurts. This is the best flash game.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:10
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Bieeardo posted:Do we discuss the secret goon Autohotkey script here, or in PGS? Honest cookies only KennyLoggins posted:Thanks jerk now my finger hurts. This is the best flash game. Get a cursor! It clicks for you!
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Aug 27, 2013 02:10
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 Do we have a guild set up yet?
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Aug 27, 2013 02:12
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gently caress you gently caress this game I need more cookies.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:14
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Uh, excuse me sir but, my cookies are hot and straight out of the oven. I am insulted that you labeled them as gross. Please change the thread title from Gross to Hot. Treasure is also acceptable.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:15
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How many cursors and grandmas can I buy??????
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Aug 27, 2013 02:18
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So what's the optimal build order here, do purchases get more efficient up the line
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Aug 27, 2013 02:19
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"indentured servitude" - Grandma
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Aug 27, 2013 02:21
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This is so much better than harvesting bitcoins!
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Aug 27, 2013 02:27
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Ok guys I've almost beat the game here are some pro tips: The upgrades are useless except for cursors, all of your cookies should be spent buying bigger and better cookie-producers. Always buy the most expensive grandma or building you can afford until affording the next tier feels feasible Don't bother clicking the loving cookie once you have some decent CPS (Cookies Per Second) Delivery Types: Cursor: Fuckall CPS (Gets a big buff when you have a shitload of other producers and spend 500k on an upgrade and buy a billion cursors and grandmas and farms) Grandma: Fuckall CPS (1?) Farm: Fuckall CPS (2.5) Factory: 10 CPS Mine: 40 CPS (This is where the game gets easy and you stop clicking the loving cookie!) Shipment: 100 CPS (Holy poo poo!) Alchemy Lab: 400 CPS (Oh my god!!!!) Portal: TBD Time Machine: I will know tomorrow maybe??? Blunt Force Trauma fucked around with this message at 02:42 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 02:37
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why the gently caress is this game so compelling
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Aug 27, 2013 02:43
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code: 
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Aug 27, 2013 02:44
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You cheat-using motherfuckers are disqualified from the league. If you have any problems with it then go gently caress yourselfs. ....................../´¯/) ....................,/¯../ .................../..../ ............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') .........\.................'...../ ..........''...\.......... _.·´ ............\..............( ..............\.............\...
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Aug 27, 2013 02:45
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Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it.
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Aug 27, 2013 02:49
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I don't know what you're talking about, man, my cookies are on the level.
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Coach Sport posted:Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it. That is what that does? I thought it was just there to block my view. Need to buy more grandmas
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Aug 27, 2013 02:56
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Coach Sport posted:Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it. God drat it it's three minutes now? Last time it was only one minute. e: Woops apparently I have all the upgrades without cheating a single time, I am the king sperg here, fuckers Control Volume fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 02:56
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Underwhelmed posted:That is what that does? I thought it was just there to block my view. Need to buy more grandmas Some of them also give a flat +cookies. I was so disappointed, I make more in 2 seconds than from clicking that one cookie.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:04
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Holy loving carpal tunnel. My finger hurts so much. Finally over 1k CPS though.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:16
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First Saltybet, now this? Glad I have a second monitor.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:18
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Buying a portal just doubled my CPS. 6,666/second apiece. 
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Aug 27, 2013 03:20
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My 30 time machines produce 6,518,460 cookies per second Just sayin.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:21
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This is just like Candy Box but so much worse
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Aug 27, 2013 03:25
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poptart_fairy posted:why the gently caress is this game so compelling Have you ever eaten a cookie?
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Aug 27, 2013 03:29
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My strategy is to go to the store and buy the cookies then go home and eat the cookies because gently caress fake cookies. I win.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:33
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cookie.avi
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Aug 27, 2013 03:35
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I just played this last night and suddenly it's all new and cool looking. gently caress I'm gonna lose another night to this.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:43
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Okay now I'm sold on the game embed that in the OP, it's important
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Aug 27, 2013 03:44
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Kelp Plankton posted:Okay now I'm sold on the game Done. I'm loving cooking
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Aug 27, 2013 03:54
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 Please help me I want to stop
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Aug 27, 2013 03:54
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SovietSteel posted:I just played this last night and suddenly it's all new and cool looking. gently caress I'm gonna lose another night to this. Same here, dude, same here. I may even end up baking cookies tomorrow because of this game.
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Aug 27, 2013 03:55
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It belongs in a museum.
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Aug 27, 2013 04:00
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Laptop crashed. I didn't know how the save system worked. 
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Aug 27, 2013 04:05
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I'm going to leave this running overnight and see what happens. Currently at 60,368.8 cookies a second. Edit: 
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Aug 27, 2013 04:07
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Ok holy poo poo for some reason cookie clicker is recognized by raptr game tracking.
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