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Having had to read about this 'game' for 3 days now, good job mining all those newfangled cookiecoins for some schlub, you suckers.
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Thuneral posted:Having had to read about this 'game' for 3 days now, good job mining all those newfangled cookiecoins for some schlub, you suckers. Have fun with your no cookie empty life 
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Aug 27, 2013 04:19
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I bought all the upgrades and then closed the tab the endgame is poo poo
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Aug 27, 2013 04:25
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Why am I playing this.
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Aug 27, 2013 04:31
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goldjas posted:Why am I playing this. well, those cookies won't click themselves until you get the cursors to do that i guess in which case, those cookies will click themselves pretty frequently So uh I guess I don't know either
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Aug 27, 2013 04:32
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I clicked cookies. Now my computer clicks cookies for me. What will the future bring?
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Aug 27, 2013 04:34
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Time machines
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Aug 27, 2013 04:35
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Is the elders' curse still in?
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This game is significantly less good than the other games of its type. It's completely mindless until the endgame and then you just do a bit of math and click something once every so often. All you do is buy the first 3 cursor upgrades and then the most expensive cookie producing structure you can afford until the timeframe to the next one becomes reasonable. K8.0 fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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Aug 27, 2013 04:45
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I cant believe how addictive this game is.
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Aug 27, 2013 04:52
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I love to crap
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Aug 27, 2013 04:54
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Cookies earned (all time) : 4,823,484,147,401 yea i think im done
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Aug 27, 2013 04:55
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This is either the most retarded or amazing thing.
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Aug 27, 2013 05:05
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Child labor will double factory efficiency....do I dare?
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Aug 27, 2013 05:23
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Not impressed by the graphics
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Rhinoceraptor posted:Child labor will double factory efficiency....do I dare? The upgrades are pointless really.
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Hatbox Ghost posted:Is the elders' curse still in? For anybody that doesn't know, this version, while adding new graphics, removed a lot of the "interesting" things about the game (I think you can still see it on the experimental page), while ramping up the grinding by a ton. It's no Candy Box or A Dark Room, that's for sure, even the older less boring version. If you are interested at all, I'd wait until the dev re-adds everything; this was probably the worst time to create this thread. Coach Sport posted:Protip: tab back in now and then because sometimes a cookie pops up that doubles your cookie production for 3 minutes when you click it. Edit: There's also a good wikia page in case anybody's curious.
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Aug 27, 2013 05:47
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I maxed out all the upgrades last night, capping out around 49m cookies per second.
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Aug 27, 2013 05:48
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Doom Goon posted:Nope. Maybe its just me but it seems you actually get cookies way faster now then you did before. One thing that is new is the upgrades and that makes the process go way faster.
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I said come in! posted:Maybe its just me but it seems you actually get cookies way faster now then you did before. One thing that is new is the upgrades and that makes the process go way faster. It also didn't run in the background, so you always had to have the tab or window in the foreground. If it runs in the background now it is infinitely better. I still beat the old, foreground-only version 
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Doom Goon posted:Nope. Not worth playing.
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Thuneral posted:Having had to read about this 'game' for 3 days now, good job mining all those newfangled cookiecoins for some schlub, you suckers. Its good and I'm living the good life.
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Aug 27, 2013 07:21
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The cookie rich get cookie richer, while the cookie poor slave away at hard manual cookie clicking labor for nothing but crumbs. As I gaze upon my cookie factory and cookie mining empire, I rest easy knowing that I wipe my rear end with more cookies than the cookie masses will see in their cookie lifetimes.
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Aug 27, 2013 08:03
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no blood for cookies
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Aug 27, 2013 14:34
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This game made me realize that watching numbers rise is awesome. I always make fun of video games that do this, but this game only does this and it's great. More cookies for the cookie god.
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Aug 27, 2013 14:58
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I love this game. Welp, bye.
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Aug 27, 2013 16:15
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This game gets it.
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Aug 27, 2013 16:22
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Definitely still play this game, the guy seems to be doing daily updates ever since the 24th, and on his "What's Next" list it includes (yes im actually loving spoiling cookie clicker) -adding back missing features (more grandma types, grandmapocalypse) -milk and achievements -  dungeons
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Aug 27, 2013 16:32
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That's just some lame Candy Box ripoff bullshit, the best parts of Cookie Clicker are the parts where you click the cookie imo.
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Aug 27, 2013 16:41
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It says I'm missing 2 upgrades, when do i get prompted for those - everything is at 100 units currently except for the last two (85, 54)
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A Yolo Wizard posted:It says I'm missing 2 upgrades, when do i get prompted for those - everything is at 100 units currently except for the last two (85, 54) There are additional upgrades for 120 and 160 cursors Every other upgrade for every other unit appears at 10
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Aug 27, 2013 17:40
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Finally, a game I'm good at.
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Aug 27, 2013 17:44
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this cookie game is a hoax. Crossposting from TCC:gggiiimmmppp posted:The visible universe (excluding dark matter and energy) has a mass somewhere between 1050 and 1060 kg. If a cookie weighs 500mg, this means the cookie ceiling of the universe is somewhere between 2x1053 and 2x1063, assuming that you are able to convert all of that mass into cookies (keeping in mind that most of it is still hydrogen and helium). The number falls dramatically if you have to make do with the existing matter; if we pretend that cookies are made entirely of carbon (since I can't find any good information about the molecular content of cookies), given that carbon only makes up about 4600 parts per million of the universe's mass, we're left with a much more reasonable 4.14331x1013 to 4.24275x1016 (and that's assuming that you have enough water and everything else, though anything which evaporates in the baking process is reusable). One goon producing 50 megacookies per second produces 1.5768 × 1015 cookies per year, overwhelming the universe in only 26.90734398782343987823439878234398782343987823439878234398782 years. Given that there's no hard limit to cookie production, and that a goon making 50 megacookies per second today who continues to reinvest said cookies in time travel will be producing considerably more cookies a year from now, and given that innumerable people on the internet are playing this cookie game, I'm going to have to call bullshit.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this cookie game is a hoax. Crossposting from TCC: So you've never heard of the Cookieverse?
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gggiiimmmppp posted:I hate to be the bearer of bad news but this cookie game is a hoax. Crossposting from TCC: Um, again. Time travel. They are pulling additional cookies (and therefore additional mass) from time travel. Not to mention, people eating the cookies. The matter can be reuseable. edit: also the cookieverse, pulling additional matter from a universe that isn't our own
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Spiffo posted:Um, again. Time travel. They are pulling additional cookies (and therefore additional mass) from time travel. You don't have to reuse anything, you can leave them in the bank, and furthermore there's no indication that the cookies spent on time machines, portals and the like are ever used in the first place. For all we know, they're made out of cookies. Just because the cookies are spent doesn't take them out of the equation or return the raw materials. poverty goat fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 27, 2013 |
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gggiiimmmppp posted:You don't have to reuse anything, you can leave them in the bank, and furthermore there's no indication that the cookies spent on time machines, portals and the like are ever used in the first place. For all we know, they're made out of cookies. Just because the cookies are spent doesn't take them out of the equation or return the raw materials. You're right. But whether they're spent or not doesn't matter. The amount of matter (and therefore cookies) in our universe is irrelevant because the bulk of our cookies are coming from alternate universes or the past.
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That raises other important cosmological quandaries; at some point you'd exceed the mass of dark matter, halting and reversing the expansion of the universe. If we're going down this road, we should seek cookie equillibrium, nothing more, or we'll wind up in the awkward situation of having to export cookies or import dark cookies (ugh) to prevent the big crunch endgame.
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gggiiimmmppp posted:That raises other important cosmological quandaries; at some point you'd exceed the mass of dark matter, halting and reversing the expansion of the universe. If we're going down this road, we should seek cookie equillibrium, nothing more, or we'll wind up in the awkward situation of having to export cookies or import dark cookies (ugh) to prevent the big crunch endgame. You do what you gotta
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