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GreatGreen posted:The more cookie rich I get, the more cookie poor I feel... but the more cookie rich I am! It's all a metaphor for capitalist America.
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Flaggy posted:It also says the website is down now. I think it was just an update. Looks like kitty prices went down to 10% of what they were before. Unless I just didn't refresh the page yesterday.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 15:54 |
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Filling the empty holes in your soul through an empire built on slave labor and exploitation of the poor and underprivileged. A critique of materialism and an unchecked capitalist system. A Good Videogame edit: Yes! I now have a cat! vvv This Shyfted One fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Finally I feel like I have a reason to leave my computer on at night besides not having to power it on again in the morning.
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Shyfted One posted:Filling the empty holes in your soul through an empire built on slave labor and exploitation of the poor and underprivileged. A critique of materialism and an unchecked capitalist system.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 15:58 |
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For some reason I have started with this yesterday and now I tend to leave it open to increase my cookie count while I do other things. I have no idea why I do this, cause there's not realy a game to be played or anything. Also Ratpr just informed me that I ranked up in Cookie Clicker... yes, Raptr is tracking Cookie Clicker stats. Also the universe of Cookie Clicker is bleak and brutal... child labor, execution of children that don't work hard enough.. and those evil grandmas telling me that it will all be over soon and time travelers talking of a future they don't want to see ever again.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:04 |
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I don't get how you guys get so involved in games like this. I spend like a minute on it before realizing it's just more of the same and quit. I guess people really do like watching numbers go up. EDIT: Before any misinterprets this as me trying to be , it's not. I mean I waste plenty of time on video games on my own. I just don't get what it is about these kind of games that can get people so interested in them. Internet Kraken fucked around with this message at 16:23 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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Internet Kraken posted:I don't get how you guys get so involved in games like this. I send like a minute on it before realizing it's just more of the same and quit. I guess people really do like watching numbers go up.
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Internet Kraken posted:I don't get how you guys get so involved in games like this. I send like a minute on it before realizing it's just more of the same and quit. I guess people really do like watching numbers go up. Thanks for informing everyone in the cookie clicker thread that you do not appreciate cookie clicker.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:08 |
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If they could attach this game to Folding at Home or something, we could cure every disease mankind has ever suffered from in like three days.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:22 |
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This game is everything Final Fantasy XIII wanted to be
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:23 |
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homeless snail posted:I'm with you on Cookie Clicker, I just have it running in the background to gawk at every couple of hours. Candy Box and A Dark Room were way cooler and more involved. I decided to give Candy Box another try because of this game and I can safely say that it still sucks. Maybe I wouldn't think so if the whole game wasn't focused on tedious and boring "quests".
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:27 |
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I see they changed the Mathematician achievement. I'm pretty sure 256 cursors was impossible.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:32 |
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Question here. For the base 10 achievement, it says to have 10 time machines, 20 portals, 30 labs, and so forth. If I'm already past that point (I have like 20 time machines right now), how would I get that achievement?
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of bees posted:Question here. For the base 10 achievement, it says to have 10 time machines, 20 portals, 30 labs, and so forth. If I'm already past that point (I have like 20 time machines right now), how would I get that achievement? You can sell buildings back. Kind of a pain in the butt just for one achievement, though.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:41 |
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Is there an upper limit to how many things in each category you can have? Because if there's not I might kill myself.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:44 |
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Spiffo posted:You can sell buildings back. Kind of a pain in the butt just for one achievement, though. Yeah, but I really want all the achievements, so I might as well. Also I just got the golden cookie when I tabbed back to check if I could sell back buildings. Awesome.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 16:45 |
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tractor fanatic posted:I see they changed the Mathematician achievement. I'm pretty sure 256 cursors was impossible. It stated (up to 128 max) So you only needed 128 grandmas.
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Sockser posted:It stated (up to 128 max) I missed that part. I could have gotten that last night then. I just liquidate my buildings for base 10 and lost about 8 million cps. But it was worth it. My two cats don't seem to be doing poo poo though. I was at 58/72 achievements and watched my CPS as I got two more achievements and it went up by a couple thousand. Also, the amount of milk you get seems to have gone up. My milk is at 235% and it's now raspberry juice.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:11 |
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Why did they have to reveal the Neverclick achievement after I already built up my cookie empire? I'm not restarting for one dumb achievement... but at the same time, it's so tempting.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:11 |
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Ha ha ha there's an achievement for selling a grandma
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:11 |
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What's this talk of dungeons in the updates? Is it just a joke, or is there actual cookie dungeons that I haven't discovered yet?
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:30 |
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The dungeon is the game itself, imprisoning you in a nightmare world of cookies and addiction which you struggle to break free of.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:48 |
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Spiffo posted:Ha ha ha there's an achievement for selling a grandma Tag your cookie clicker spoilers, you scum.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 17:49 |
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Current goal is to just get 50 time machines, hit that upgrade to double their production, then sit back and smoke my cookie cigar in my cookie office e: I earn double the cookies per click than my factories, farms, and grandmas earn combined :shepspend: bawk fucked around with this message at 18:06 on Aug 28, 2013 |
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kazil posted:Thanks for informing everyone in the cookie clicker thread that you do not appreciate cookie clicker. Yes the games forum definitely needs more hugbox threads -Grandma edit: It won't give me the base 10 achievement - I've certainly got enough of everything. Unless for some reason they decided to make the achievement exact instead of minimum
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A Yolo Wizard posted:edit: It won't give me the base 10 achievement - I've certainly got enough of everything. Unless for some reason they decided to make the achievement exact instead of minimum
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:07 |
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I have 200 milk and it's raspberry juice instead.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:10 |
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I have a complaint about the time machine. It only seems to allow you to take the same cookie once. Shouldn't the time machine output grow and multiply as you continue further into the game? I mean you can in theory take the same cookie a near infinite amount of times in the time stream. Therefore having each time machine have a static output makes no sense because you should be able to create billions and trillions of the same cookie multiple times before time collapses.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:11 |
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homeless snail posted:Uh yeah, that's kinda the point of the mathematician/base 10 achievements. Gotta sell your grandmas. The point is when you make low number specific achievements days / weeks after people have accumulated far beyond those, that it is pretty poor game design!
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:12 |
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Yeah the only way I got the 15 clicks to a million cookies achievement was by starting the game before the achievement or the cookie click counter was implemented. I refreshed my page and I had my then-current cookie bank and CPS untouched, but the game at that point registered that I had done all that in 0 clicks, so I immediately got the achievement.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:15 |
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A Yolo Wizard posted:The point is when you make low number specific achievements days / weeks after people have accumulated far beyond those, that it is pretty poor game design! Oh no. My cookie clicking achievements are incomplete due to the poor design of this intentionally idiotic/casual as hell game. Which is about clicking cookies. God drat the lack of foresight on the part of the individual who tossed this poo poo together in a few hours.
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TangentEnigma posted:Oh no. My cookie clicking achievements are incomplete due to the poor design of this intentionally idiotic/casual as hell game. Which is about clicking cookies. God drat the lack of foresight on the part of the individual who tossed this poo poo together in a few hours. You don't understand, THIS GAME IS MY LIFE
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:23 |
Ahahaha this is the best EIGHTY FOUR MILLION COOKIES PER SECOND
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:26 |
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poo poo, I'm only at 6.8 mil/sec. I need to step my game up.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:32 |
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The game gets slower as the cookie counter increases. I'm at 40 million per second and I'm about to go into work here soon and this is really the only way I can see to cause a measurable level of growth in this game at this point.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:34 |
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TangentEnigma posted:Oh no. My cookie clicking achievements are incomplete due to the poor design of this intentionally idiotic/casual as hell game. Which is about clicking cookies. God drat the lack of foresight on the part of the individual who tossed this poo poo together in a few hours. oh i forgot about the part where you can't criticize the work of others because its "silly." my bad. hopefully noone does something too serious like make a whole thread about it; that would truly be Something Awful
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Giggily posted:I have 200 milk and it's raspberry juice instead. Same, I don't even know what's happening anymore.
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# ? Aug 28, 2013 18:40 |
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A Yolo Wizard posted:oh i forgot about the part where you can't criticize the work of others because its "silly." my bad. hopefully noone does something too serious like make a whole thread about it; that would truly be Something Awful The only one taking this seriously is you. The only one. In the world.
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I'm at over 300 million cookies per second and trying to get to 100 time machines. I'm at 86. I went to bed, woke up, and still can't afford the 20 trillion cookies I need for my next time machine. And that's just for number 87. Progress has slowed down so much that I'm basically needing to just leave the game running on its own for days at a time to make any appreciable changes to my CPS. Beware, my friends, for the cookie abyss will sap your will to live. There is no game here, no fun. Only cookies. I must have more cookies. I must.
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