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SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
I am such a cookie clicker cheater, but I'll never be given the cheating cookie.

I use Cheat Engine to increase the game speed by 2x. I then have a toggle macro on my mouse that presses the mouse button over and over until I turn it back off. At regular speed, the game detects between 110 and 110 click per second. At 1/2x speed it detects 230-240 clicks per second. I use 1/2x for things like the x666 production and even the x7 production. When I know when I am going to be away from the PC for a while, I use the 2x game speed and set my mouse to click. I wracked up about 55-60 trillion cookies from about 3am to 7:30am when I woek up this morning.

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SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Forer posted:

at that rate why not just Game.Earn(99999999999) and var me=Game.AchievementsById[70]; me.won=0; to remove it?

Because that's a little too cheaty for my tastes. There is still a distinct passage of time required for me to do things like buy 100 time machine.

It helped with the Neverclick shadow achievement as well. Use 2x speed to increase the rate of GCs. I had to wait for 4 GCs to get the 15 cookies for the cursor.

SlayVus fucked around with this message at 16:09 on Sep 10, 2013

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
If I scale my window down really small, where do golden cookies spawn?

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
Cookies in the bank : 20,215,951,211,285
Cookies baked (all time) : 1,133,568,062,498,927
Buildings Owned : 1,200
Cookies per second : 1,409,148,837.7 (multiplier : 1,061%)
Cookies per click : 56,498,561.5
Cookie clicks : 9,521,483
Hand-made cookies : 752,119,176,840,207
Golden cookie clicks : 155

36 Heavenly chips

I'm still trying to get 100 time machines. 83/93 upgrades. 82/83 achievements. 5 Shadow achievements. From Scratch(1 Trillion cookies) and True Neverclick.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Devonaut posted:

What the gently caress.

Ah this felt great.


SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

NIV3K posted:

Does anyone have a formula or list for the cost of Time Machines? Because I want to see how much cookies I'll need to get them to 100.

X*1.15^y

x=Initial building cost
y=Current building amount

100 Time Machines from 0 to 100

$1,106,424,597,815,920.00

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

NIV3K posted:

That sheet is telling me to buy more than 100 of an upgrade, is that really something people are doing? It seemed to me like you should just get to 100 and then stop. Someone please tell me if I'm wrong.

A quick way to show that you shouldn't stop at 100 of a building. Portals

At 100 portals the next one is 1.9 billion, for 66,656 more cookies per second. 100 times machines costs 144.9 trillion for 869,128 more cookies per second.

You can buy 17 portals for the same price as the 101st time machine. That's 1,133,152(17*66,656) more cookies per second.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
There is a problem with the spread sheet. Here are two copies of the spread sheet. One without the changes, one with the changes and my current cookie clicker window.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Chakan posted:

I reset after getting every achievement and only got 7, I have no idea why, but obviously getting 100 Time Machines requires more cookies than would give 7 heavenly chips.

That's ok though, I like cookies and chips together so the early game was pretty quick.

If you already had chips, you get less chips after a reset. You would gave gotten around 36-37 chips if you reset after every achievement if you didn't already have chips.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Do you guys think it's worth resetting to get heavenly chips before the next update comes through? The wiki (and future updates list) mention that a revamp of the prestige system is coming soon. If it's relevant, I should top out over 1 quadrillion total after buying / selling.

Selling does NOT increase you total cookie count.

SlayVus fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Sep 13, 2013

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Baby Proof posted:

I set J17 to
=if(F17="Input All Time Cookies Baked","None",sqrt((F17+(B17*B17*1000000000000))/1000000000000)-B17)

This takes your existing heavenly chips into account. I haven't tested it out yet, and I don't know if the game rounds your heavenly chips earned up or not.

I tried to do this, but I get an error. Circular Dependency Detected.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Kyrosiris posted:

I'm up to 300 billion during Frenzies. It's obscene and yet satisfying.

537 Billion CPS at the moment.

I need 6 quadrillion to get the most effects from a frenzied lucky cookie.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
Cookies baked (all time) : 887,046,174,884,855,400
Cookies forfeited by resetting : 1,767,862,052,572,680,700

I click cookie good, yes?

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Lottery of Babylon posted:

I have every upgrade, every non-shadow achievement, more of every type of building than you, and over 300 heavenly chips, but my CPS is only 1/5 of yours. How did you get it so high?

He has 5 QUINTILLION all time cookies.

That is five thousand Quadrillion

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Frionnel posted:

Ugh... The 95th Antimatter Condenser is going to cost 2 quadrillion :froggonk:

Number 137 costs 719,393,118,731,390,500

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Syrg Sapphire posted:

201 costs 5.5,160,483,206,033,77e,+21 cookies, but I don't want to go over that because then it would be at 201 and it wouldn't be round and I think I might ACTUALLY have OCD thanks to this game.

What is your total amount of cookies make? I'm currently sitting at 20.5 Quintillion.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Syrg Sapphire posted:

Cookies in bank : 8.3,519,978,732,003,84e,+21
Cookies baked (all time) : 1,.13,336,613,025,315,49e,+23

I don't know what that is.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Robawesome posted:

How do you get a clicking frenzy? Just by going nuts and hammering the mouse during a golden cookie-induced frenzy?

YOu get it from clicking a golden cookie. It's like less then 1.5% chance of happening.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Robawesome posted:

Ahh I was hoping for some kind of stacking frenzy.

Also


Click harder.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Robawesome posted:

Wait, what? How does resetting the game benefit you?

If you reset, and not save wipe, you get Heavenly chips which increase your cookie production.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
This is just my opinion, but I think the way you complete dungeons is by filling them with cookies until it can hold no more. Obviously, with how many CPS you get with anti-matter it should be a really high number.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Fifty Three posted:

Pastebin is blocked at work, I can't use the cookie monster script.

code:
javascript: (function () {var jA = document.createElement('script');
jA.setAttribute('type', 'text/javascript');
jA.setAttribute('src', 'http://ajax.googleapis.com/ajax/libs/jquery/1.10.2/jquery.min.js');
jA.onload = function() {  
var jB = document.createElement('script');  
jB.setAttribute('type', 'text/javascript');  
jB.setAttribute('src', 'http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=2KRNm8Gm');  
document.body.appendChild(jB);
};
document.body.appendChild(jA);
}());
Save it as the URL for a bookmark.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
Here is the cookie monster file.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Of3fT5Hy3NFf9rjkULC9UrZA3QApV5kbc1zL4KNhp4I/edit?usp=sharing

I've tried using a few different pastebin alternatives, but they either don't provide a link to the raw document or the raw doesn't work with the javascript.

SlayVus fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Sep 16, 2013

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

nimby posted:

I have 103 upgrades, so you're doing something wrong.

If he only has 91/92 upgrades, he hasn't refreshed for the new update.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

technolizard posted:

Help this game is turning me into a grandma

Where are the stroopwafels or zebra cookies or palmiers or eclipse cookies?

drat it grand ma, WHERE ARE MY EMPIRE BISCUITS?!

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

SynthOrange posted:

Those look suspiciously baked and home-made. I prefer my cookies straight from the trees.

Anti-matter cookies are the only true cookie. They're anti-cookie.

They are also anti-nazi, anti-milk, anti-sex, anti-oxygen, anti-grandma.

SlayVus fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Sep 17, 2013

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Sage Grimm posted:

Remember when making your first million cookies was like the best thing ever? A trillion is no longer enough. A quadrillion barely scratches that itch. I need a quintillion now, man, and it's oh so far away. I'm coming down off my sugar rush and everything tastes like ashes.

I'm already working on sextillion cookies. I have 200 quintillion cookies baked all time.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
I am FREE!

IE lagged out over night and I hard reset my PC and I haven't loaded Cookie Clicker back up at all.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

Rinaldi posted:

Once I've reset, when can I re-buy Lucky Day, Serendipity, and Get Lucky? I don't see Lucky day on the list now that I've reset and I know the old ones aren't active since there's so few golden cookies. Don't tell me I have to click 77 golden cookies again.

Yup, might as well use a GC clicker script

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
If only it was possible to get a Blood Frenzy and a Click Frenzy together.

So many cookies.

SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer

The Unholy Ghost posted:

I don't understand how you guys have so many chips. I've been playing since the week this came out and I only have 174.

Well...unless you all have your computers on literally all day? :tinfoil:

I left my PC on for about a week at one point for cookie clicker.

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SlayVus
Jul 10, 2009
Grimey Drawer
The game got boring for me...

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