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Tycho over at Penny Arcade has been bitten by the cookie bug:quote:I would have gotten here a lot sooner if it weren’t for Cookie Clicker. Man, gently caress that guy. You work so hard to ennoble play and craft and systems as aesthetics and whatever other Goddamn thing, but if you put a cookie on the screen and ask me to click it I will apparently do that for hours and loving hours. I’m creating three and a half million cookies per second and it feels like the apex of human achievement. I stand atop a cookie ziggurat, my arms outstretched; chocolate lightning strikes both palms. It feels like the end of The Ring. Everyone is being shown the cookie, the blessing of Grandma has been spread to many. Edit: ^^^ Candy Box had me hooked for a while, but Cookie Clicker takes the counter-watching genre to a whole new level. Dieting Hippo fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Sep 5, 2013 |
# ¿ Sep 5, 2013 06:51 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 12:41 |
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30b CpS while cookie frenzied, but it's still not enough. It's never enough.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 10:35 |
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Cheez posted:loving hell, Red. Farms suck rear end, farms need a fix. They're not going to get a suitable fix. Click the cookie. quote:Calling orteil retarded and farms bad is far from overreacting. Tearing into your rear end after you said some unbelievable poo poo isn't either. Click the goddamn cookie. edit: Do this. ScienceAndMusic posted:Guys I am clicking cookies!
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2013 03:41 |
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Ogmius815 posted:Wait dungeons are live? How do I dungeon? http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/beta/ It uses a separate (internet) cookie from the main game, so you can play that one from scratch or import your main save. The dungeon opens up at 50 factories, so importing a late-game save will get you access right away.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 21:52 |
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Merijn posted:Ey dis is bullshit, the number stops going up when I switch tabs. I'm going to hazard a guess that there is a set maximum number of time you need to wait before increasing your number. Each time you press number (without excess to spend) you're going to wait about the same amount of time to press it again. It increases your NpS almost erratically, but it matches the rate needed. It's a very clever snark, and I like it
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2013 09:10 |
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tractor fanatic posted:Wrath cookies are still worth clicking, especially if you're using an autoclicker. They're just terrible in comparison to regular golden cookies. Cookie chain just got me 6.6Qa cookies. Wrath cookies are the poo poo now, buy buy buy buy
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 03:18 |
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Bacon Drew posted:You're right. It's better for the cookies themselves. Nothing says yummy like some nice chewy period blood cookies! Red velvet cookies with white chocolate chips are awesome. Safeway has a whole platter of 'em for $5. You're welcome.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 03:59 |
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This is when the cookie wars begin.Leadthumb posted:Sounds like you just like white chocolate. Red velvet is gross, shameful imitation of chocolate, a putrid relic left over from world war 2 rationing. I'm sorry your taste buds don't work, or that you don't know any better. If there was something I could do to fix you, and everyone else who agrees with you, I would. Kyrosiris posted:Those are loving delicious. In fact, I will go eat one now. big mean giraffe posted:White chocolate isn't even real chocolate, it's bullshit. It's 10 times more offensive than red velvet, which is delicious, and contains cocoa. NickRoweFillea posted:Those aren't red velvet homie The people saw each other divided on dough products with confectioneries occasionally laced in. Cries of "They're not pure!" rang out among those in separate camps. Some saw the plain sugar cookie as the golden ideal, a flawless disc of perfection. Others preached the inclusion of fruit and were outcast from society. It wasn't the foul green cookie that did us in. No, no one would touch it. It was us. We are the cookie that ends the world.
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# ¿ Oct 2, 2013 06:16 |
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Afro posted:Finally I have 317 now, 1000 is my reset goal. These super awesome cookie chains will lead me to glory. I say as I get my third ruin in a row
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2013 05:13 |
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Jibo posted:I don't like eating cookies. But I do like baking them. So I guess that makes me the perfect candidate for this game. The biggest tragedy of all is never tasting any of the quadrillions of cookies you bake.
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2013 06:49 |
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LouDog004 posted:What a vague answer about a game with such transparent math. What amount of time would it take to get back to his old CpS? How much waiting, how many more heavenly chips? Neither you nor mewthree said why a second reset at 750 heavenly chips is best. You are really angry about cookies. You should just reset your cookies and make more. Clam down.
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 06:00 |
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M3wThr33 posted:PRISMS! I think they can be toggled when you hit 5000 heavenly chips.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2014 03:38 |
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Sindai posted:According to the wiki once you're down to the last rare egg the chance of it generating is 2.5% the chance of getting your first egg. I was about 1000 wrinklers in before I got my 20th egg the first time. For salt in the wound, it was Omlette.
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# ¿ May 30, 2014 08:30 |
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Merijn posted:5 octillion, jeez. I'm not even at 30 septillion after resetting last week. Better farm some more chips for a few weeks then. Took me a while to realize that if you are clicking on the profits all the time, you're doing it wrong.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2014 07:25 |
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Alasyre posted:Using One Mind in a permanent upgrade slot seems to cause research to stop there. I assume it's the same for other research upgrades. I thought about doing that, but I like not having wrath cookies so early in the game. That bug would keep me from accidentally buying Communal Brainsweep though, and that is a great thing.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 05:51 |
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Adventure Capitalist didn't snag me for too long. This sucked me in.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 04:35 |
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Morgulis give +11% hero soul DPS every level with no cap, that owns too.
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# ¿ Sep 26, 2014 02:37 |
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2024 12:41 |
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Trudis posted:Wait til you get here: http://imgur.com/SmncOGQ I don't see 400 cursors
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