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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > These are the people you share a road with: Let's play "drunk or hyper-miler?"
 
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Sex Weirdo
Jul 24, 2007

Fucknag posted:

Pffft like you didn't get that at Sears.

Speaking of, had a guy a while back wanted an alignment. Got it in the air and the suspension is a LITTLE loose.

" well can't you align it anyway? "

Sir I can grab your front tires and move the fronts an inch towards each other. Your ball oints are joints in name only at this point, and your rear trailing link has rusted off entirely. The car is extremely unsafe and there's no way we can align it without essentially a complete suspension rebuild.

"Well just do the best you can to get it close, I'm in a hurry."

Toe 'n go, man. The customer gets what they want, and you get paid.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Automotive Insanity > These are the people you share a road with: Let's play "drunk or hyper-miler?"