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WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

The Cataline Conspiraces fit conspiracy theory decently well. The prevailing one being that Cicero engineered the events himself to boost his own image, and to create a problem for himself to solve. His handling of the events, notably executing Roman citizens without trial, hounded Cicero for the rest of his career, as did suspicion of his own part in them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catiline
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Catilinarian_Conspiracy

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Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Halloween Jack posted:

Ascribing "conspiracy theory" status to perceptions of historical events that developed centuries ago is really iffy, because frankly, it's the norm. The idea that Nero "fiddled while Rome burned" began as a more-or-less poetic statement by Suetonius which was later taken as historical fact. No one in Nero's own time literally believed that he did that, because he partially financed the reconstruction.

That's exactly what I was wondering, thanks.


WoodrowSkillson posted:

The Cataline Conspiraces fit conspiracy theory decently well. The prevailing one being that Cicero engineered the events himself to boost his own image, and to create a problem for himself to solve. His handling of the events, notably executing Roman citizens without trial, hounded Cicero for the rest of his career, as did suspicion of his own part in them.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catiline
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Catilinarian_Conspiracy

Interesting.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Muscle Tracer posted:

Image of debris crashing into WTC 7 at 1:00, images of fires raging within at 1:04 and 1:25, and excellent visual evidence at 2:00 that would be totally inconsistent with a controlled demolition.

Yup, it was a good video, addressed most of my skepticism. Thanks for posting it, Amused to Death.

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
And if you want a 9/11ish conspiracy that's actually true, Julius Caesar framed the Gallic Wars as a preemptive defensive action, but the real reason was that he was in tremendous debt, and when his term as proconsul ended he would lose his immunity to litigation. The Gallic Wars were about turning him from a bankrupt into Rome's richest man and greatest military hero.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

A conspiracy needs some kind of backroom dealings though. Caesar openly picked a fight with the Helvetii, and then just kept using the branched off conflicts as pretexts for total invasion under the guise of "defending Roman interests." While his stated goals were completely false, his real goals were not hidden to anyone, and were openly called out in the Senate by his opponents.

The Triumvirate is probably a better example. Where the 3 most powerful people in the Republic used backroom deals to split the entire country among themselves, and were completely successfull in doing so.

WoodrowSkillson fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Sep 16, 2013

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

WoodrowSkillson posted:

A conspiracy needs some kind of backdoor dealings though. Caesar openly picked a fight with the Helvetii, and then just kept using the branched off conflicts as pretexts for total invasion under the guise of "defending Roman interests." While his stated goals were completely false, his real goals were not hidden to anyone, and were openly called out in the Senate by his opponents.

Yeah, but a lot of other people were slavering at the riches in good lands, booty, and slaves that the Gallic Wars would bring in, so most of the upper-class that wasn't explicitly pro or anti-Caesar didn't give a toss. Romans never were really against the idea of wars of conquest and profit.

Antifa Sarkeesian
Jun 4, 2009

yo les digo que no, que no soy la madre de nadie, pero que, eso si, los conozco a todos, a todos los jóvenes poetas del DF, a los que nacieron aquí y a los que llegaron de provincias, y a los que el oleaje trajo de otros lugares de Latinoamérica, y que los quiero a todos
Real inconsistencies and evidence of conspiracies surrounding 9/11 and the USS Cole bombings

http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a101400colethwart&scale=2#a101400colethwart

quote:


January 10, 2003: Government Employees Responsible for 9/11 Failures Are Rewarded and Promoted

FBI Director Robert Mueller personally awards Marion (Spike) Bowman with a presidential citation and cash bonus of approximately 25 percent of his salary. [SALON, 3/3/2003] Bowman, head of the FBI’s national security law unit and the person who refused to seek a special warrant for a search of Zacarias Moussaoui’s belongings before the 9/11 attacks (see August 28, 2001), is among nine recipients of bureau awards for “exceptional performance.” The award comes shortly after a 9/11 Congressional Inquiry report saying Bowman’s unit gave Minneapolis FBI agents “inexcusably confused and inaccurate information” that was “patently false.” [STAR-TRIBUNE (MINNEAPOLIS), 12/22/2002] Bowman’s unit was also involved in the failure to locate 9/11 hijackers Khalid Almihdhar and Nawaf Alhazmi after their names were put on a watch list (see August 28-29, 2001). In early 2000, the FBI acknowledged serious blunders in surveillance Bowman’s unit conducted during sensitive terrorism and espionage investigations, including agents who illegally videotaped suspects, intercepted e-mails without court permission, and recorded the wrong phone conversations. [ASSOCIATED PRESS, 1/10/2003] As Senator Charles Grassley (R-IA) and others have pointed out, not only has no one in government been fired or punished for 9/11, but several others have been promoted: [SALON, 3/3/2003]
Richard Blee, chief of Alec Station, the CIA’s bin Laden unit, was made chief of the CIA’s new Kabul station in December 2001 (see December 9, 2001), where he aggressively expanded the CIA’s extraordinary rendition program (see Shortly After December 19, 2001). Blee was the government’s main briefer on al-Qaeda threats in the summer of 2001, but failed to mention that one of the 9/11 hijackers was in the US (see August 22-September 10, 2001).
In addition to Blee, the CIA also promoted his former director for operations at Alec Station, a woman who took the unit’s number two position. This was despite the fact that the unit failed to put the two suspected terrorists on the watch list (see August 23, 2001). “The leaders were promoted even though some people in the intelligence community and in Congress say the counterterrorism unit they ran bore some responsibility for waiting until August 2001 to put the suspect pair on the interagency watch list.” CIA Director George Tenet has failed to fulfill a promise given to Congress in late 2002 that he would name the CIA officials responsible for 9/11 failures. [NEW YORK TIMES, 5/15/2003]
Pasquale D’Amuro, the FBI’s counterterrorism chief in New York City before 9/11, was promoted to the bureau’s top counterterrorism post. [TIME, 12/30/2002]
FBI Supervisory Special Agent Michael Maltbie, who removed information from the Minnesota FBI’s application to get the search warrant for Moussaoui, was promoted to field supervisor and goes on to head the Joint Terrorism Task Force at the FBI’s Cleveland office. [SALON, 3/3/2003; NEWSDAY, 3/21/2006]
David Frasca, head of the FBI’s Radical Fundamentalist Unit, is “still at headquarters,” Grassley notes. [SALON, 3/3/2003] The Phoenix memo, which was addressed to Frasca, was received by his unit and warned that al-Qaeda terrorists could be using flight schools inside the US (see July 10, 2001 and July 27, 2001 and after). Two weeks later Zacarias Moussaoui was arrested while training to fly a 747, but Frasca’s unit was unhelpful when local FBI agents wanted to search his belongings—a step that could have prevented 9/11 (see August 16, 2001 and August 20-September 11, 2001). “The Phoenix memo was buried; the Moussaoui warrant request was denied.” [TIME, 5/27/2002] Even after 9/11, Frasca continued to “[throw] up roadblocks” in the Moussaoui case. [NEW YORK TIMES, 5/27/2002]
Dina Corsi, an intelligence operations specialist in the FBI’s bin Laden unit in the run-up to 9/11, later became a supervisory intelligence analyst. [US DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE, 11/2004, PP. 279-280 ; CNN, 7/22/2005] Corsi repeatedly hampered the investigation of Almihdhar and Alhazmi in the summer of 2001 (see June 11, 2001, June 12-September 11, 2001, Before August 22, 2001, August 27-28, 2001, August 28, 2001, August 28-29, 2001, and (September 5, 2001)).
President Bush later names Barbara Bodine the director of Central Iraq shortly after the US conquest of Iraq. Many in government are upset about the appointment because of her blocking of the USS Cole investigation, which some say could have uncovered the 9/11 plot (see October 14-Late November, 2000)
. She did not apologize or admit she was wrong. [WASHINGTON TIMES, 4/10/2003] However, she is fired after about a month, apparently for doing a poor job.

Also why is the CIA so comfy with al qaeda and why is it so easy for them to escape jails and prisons?

I feel like this stuff is a lot more interesting than what everyone is talking about but it seems like you're all just satisfied in asserting your intellectual dominance over "conspiracy theorists" (of which I have met few in real life compared with people whose worldviews strive towards an accordance with logic) and (I will say this for the second time) accepting a literal schizophrenic as some sort of authority on conspiracies and "conspiracy theorists." This thread really belongs in GBS with the way it's being handled. Just because you once heard some guy say that he thinks missiles blew up WTC or whatever doesn't mean that everyone who thinks 9/11 was an inside job or some sort of conspiracy is an idiot or not knowledgable or whatever.


I miss lf

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Panda Bear posted:

Real inconsistencies and evidence of conspiracies surrounding 9/11 and the USS Cole bombings

http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a101400colethwart&scale=2#a101400colethwart


Also why is the CIA so comfy with al qaeda and why is it so easy for them to escape jails and prisons?

I feel like this stuff is a lot more interesting than what everyone is talking about but it seems like you're all just satisfied in asserting your intellectual dominance over "conspiracy theorists" (of which I have met few in real life compared with people whose worldviews strive towards an accordance with logic) and (I will say this for the second time) accepting a literal schizophrenic as some sort of authority on conspiracies and "conspiracy theorists." This thread really belongs in GBS with the way it's being handled. Just because you once heard some guy say that he thinks missiles blew up WTC or whatever doesn't mean that everyone who thinks 9/11 was an inside job or some sort of conspiracy is an idiot or not knowledgable or whatever.


I miss lf

See, that site has some pretty immeidate problems.

There's a topic headline in there that says:

August 16, 2001: Moussaoui’s Belongings Possess Information Sufficient to Roll Up 9/11 Plot

But if you read the actual information, it keeps saying 'potentially' or 'may have'.

But moreover: Nothing in that at all points to 9/11 being an 'inside job'. I'm not sure why you think it does. Can you explain? There's no actual theory developed there.

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

Panda Bear posted:

Real inconsistencies and evidence of conspiracies surrounding 9/11 and the USS Cole bombings

http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a101400colethwart&scale=2#a101400colethwart

Government officials of sufficient rank getting inexplicably promoted despite high-profile failures isn't evidence of conspiracy, it's par for the course. Hell, it's the same in private industry too, just look at some of those fuckup CEOs that destroy everything they touch but still end up getting hired over and over. Connections and being on good terms with the bigshots matter far more than performance ever will.

On the other hand, what separates "crazy nutjob" conspiracies like trutherism from "probably legit" conspiracy theories like that one US ship that was "accidentally" bombed by Israel way back when?

Antifa Sarkeesian
Jun 4, 2009

yo les digo que no, que no soy la madre de nadie, pero que, eso si, los conozco a todos, a todos los jóvenes poetas del DF, a los que nacieron aquí y a los que llegaron de provincias, y a los que el oleaje trajo de otros lugares de Latinoamérica, y que los quiero a todos

Obdicut posted:

See, that site has some pretty immeidate problems.

There's a topic headline in there that says:

August 16, 2001: Moussaoui’s Belongings Possess Information Sufficient to Roll Up 9/11 Plot

But if you read the actual information, it keeps saying 'potentially' or 'may have'.

But moreover: Nothing in that at all points to 9/11 being an 'inside job'. I'm not sure why you think it does. Can you explain? There's no actual theory developed there.

I'll rephrase/reiterate what I prefaced that link with: that they're inconsistencies within and obfuscations surrounding the intelligence, and in my opinion, ground for suspicion of governments conspiring to let these attacks happen/let the people responsible off the hook. I don't know why you'd require an entire theory before considering that these notions are plausible/more interesting than another Alex Jones link or less boring than another post about the physics of the towers falling down.

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Panda Bear posted:

I'll rephrase/reiterate what I prefaced that link with: that they're inconsistencies within and obfuscations surrounding the intelligence, and in my opinion, ground for suspicion of governments conspiring to let these attacks happen/let the people responsible off the hook.

That latter part doesn't follow in the least, though. That's the part that would need developing as a theory. What is the connection between all these various people? In many cases, it looks like covering their rear end, incompetence, factional fighting, etc. So what is the connection between them, and where is the proof of it?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Obdicut posted:

See, that site has some pretty immeidate problems.

There's a topic headline in there that says:

August 16, 2001: Moussaoui’s Belongings Possess Information Sufficient to Roll Up 9/11 Plot

But if you read the actual information, it keeps saying 'potentially' or 'may have'.

But moreover: Nothing in that at all points to 9/11 being an 'inside job'. I'm not sure why you think it does. Can you explain? There's no actual theory developed there.

Yeah all I see is a bunch of bumbling and gently caress-ups, which looks a lot more like regular incompetence instead of some sort of grand overarching conspiracy. Unless well-connected people failing up is a conspiracy, which I guess you could sort of say is (but really it isn't).

A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Main Paineframe posted:

Government officials of sufficient rank getting inexplicably promoted despite high-profile failures isn't evidence of conspiracy, it's par for the course. Hell, it's the same in private industry too, just look at some of those fuckup CEOs that destroy everything they touch but still end up getting hired over and over. Connections and being on good terms with the bigshots matter far more than performance ever will.

On the other hand, what separates "crazy nutjob" conspiracies like trutherism from "probably legit" conspiracy theories like that one US ship that was "accidentally" bombed by Israel way back when?

Also see Bush getting re-elected after 9/11 happened on his watch AND he invaded Iraq for no reason.

If I ever have kids I don't think I can ever really explain them them the period between 2000-2008 that won't elicit looks of "what the gently caress was wrong with everyone" from them.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Panda Bear posted:

I'll rephrase/reiterate what I prefaced that link with: that they're inconsistencies within and obfuscations surrounding the intelligence, and in my opinion, ground for suspicion of governments conspiring to let these attacks happen/let the people responsible off the hook. I don't know why you'd require an entire theory before considering that these notions are plausible/more interesting than another Alex Jones link or less boring than another post about the physics of the towers falling down.

Uh probably because there's zero evidence for thinking there's some grand conspiracy when regular incompetence and rear end-covering explains everything just fine. Being interesting has nothing to do with (and is usually inversely correlated with) being plausible. Real life is usually a pretty distinctive combination of boring and lovely.

A Sloth
Aug 4, 2010
EVERY TIME I POST I AM REQUIRED TO DISCLOSE THAT I AM A SHITHEAD.

ASK ME MY EXPERT OPINION ON GENDER BASED INSULTS & "ENGLISH ETHNIC GROUPS".


:banme:

Main Paineframe posted:

On the other hand, what separates "crazy nutjob" conspiracies like trutherism from "probably legit" conspiracy theories like that one US ship that was "accidentally" bombed by Israel way back when?

Conspiracy theories that are still in the realms of possibility. Trutherism/nutjobs doesn't care for rationality, and if they give up on one theory they will go on to another one as long as 'they' are still responsible.

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Panda Bear posted:

Real inconsistencies and evidence of conspiracies surrounding 9/11 and the USS Cole bombings

http://www.historycommons.org/context.jsp?item=a101400colethwart&scale=2#a101400colethwart


Also why is the CIA so comfy with al qaeda and why is it so easy for them to escape jails and prisons?


I miss lf

There are always going to be inconsistencies in the reporting on complicated events. We talked earlier upthread about all of the sideways stories that were reported when 9/11 was going down, is the fact that parts of those stories were retracted evidence of a conspiracy? Or is it more likely that it was media correcting and adding to the account as the story broke?

Panda Bear posted:

I feel like this stuff is a lot more interesting than what everyone is talking about but it seems like you're all just satisfied in asserting your intellectual dominance over "conspiracy theorists" (of which I have met few in real life compared with people whose worldviews strive towards an accordance with logic) and (I will say this for the second time) accepting a literal schizophrenic as some sort of authority on conspiracies and "conspiracy theorists." This thread really belongs in GBS with the way it's being handled. Just because you once heard some guy say that he thinks missiles blew up WTC or whatever doesn't mean that everyone who thinks 9/11 was an inside job or some sort of conspiracy is an idiot or not knowledgable or whatever.

First off, Prester John is providing the thread with a really good account of why he had been a conspiracy theorist and why he thinks that he stopped being one. It's interesting and pertinent to what we're talking about.

Second, very smart people can fall into the conspiracy trap. The human mind looks for patterns, and smart people are very good at finding patterns. And once a smart person has taken a position, they're very good at defending it. That doesn't mean that they're right or that they completely understand what they're talking about.

Third, "missiles blowing up WTC" is really just slightly less coherent than "[Global Elite "X"] had the supports filled with thermite and explosives so that when hijacked planes hit the WTC they could be brought down." Both are so far beyond the capabilities and behavior of anyone in government (or finance or wherever) that they're just not credible.


Why? Do you think anyone there would've done anything more than string you along and talk about Lizard People?

Sick_Boy
Jun 3, 2007

The reason Milton wrote in fetters when he wrote of Angels and God, and at liberty when of Devils and Hell, is because he was a true poet and of the Devil's party without knowing it.
Might as well throw this clusterfuck of a film here. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's every conspiracy theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-iedPkmRRY

And the thread in which I watched the whole thing and almost died, kind of: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2903479&pagenumber=4

Lord Krangdar
Oct 24, 2007

These are the secrets of death we teach.

Panda Bear posted:

Also why is the CIA so comfy with al qaeda and why is it so easy for them to escape jails and prisons?

Even if that's a legitimate question, the problem with every 9/11 conspiracy theory I've read is that no matter if you have one or a hundred legitimate questions of the official story that doesn't mean you can just automatically jump to the conclusion that your alternate explanation is valid or supported.

You're right, though, that the drive to feel superior because you know better than the people around you isn't limited to conspiracy theorists and it applies to many of the posts in this thread as well.

Mr. Funny Pants
Apr 9, 2001

It's been pointed out that the government wouldn't have hid from shooting down United 93 because it would have made them look competent. I come at it from an additional angle: is there any sane person who would have objected to shooting it down? Was there any person in the government stupid enough to think that the American people would have flipped out if it had been shot down? Of course not.

The other thing about 9/11 and the "need" for conspiracy -- it was a loving conspiracy! A massive, batshit, too strange for fiction, Tom Clancy-level conspiracy. Jesus, you've even got a wealthy, shadowy, and charismatic leader hiding in a secret location and directing his minions, who were hand-selected and trained for years. Bin Laden would be right at home in a James Bond movie.

Silver2195
Apr 4, 2012

Mr. Funny Pants posted:

It's been pointed out that the government wouldn't have hid from shooting down United 93 because it would have made them look competent. I come at it from an additional angle: is there any sane person who would have objected to shooting it down? Was there any person in the government stupid enough to think that the American people would have flipped out if it had been shot down? Of course not.

There would probably have been a few people yelling about the government killing American civilians on American soil, no matter the reason.

E-Tank
Aug 4, 2011

Panda Bear posted:

I feel like this stuff is a lot more interesting than what everyone is talking about but it seems like you're all just satisfied in asserting your intellectual dominance over "conspiracy theorists" (of which I have met few in real life compared with people whose worldviews strive towards an accordance with logic) and (I will say this for the second time) accepting a literal schizophrenic as some sort of authority on conspiracies and "conspiracy theorists." This thread really belongs in GBS with the way it's being handled. Just because you once heard some guy say that he thinks missiles blew up WTC or whatever doesn't mean that everyone who thinks 9/11 was an inside job or some sort of conspiracy is an idiot or not knowledgable or whatever.

It's loving occam's razor. If you want to terrorize your populous into doing what-the-gently caress ever you want, keep it loving simple and easy to explain. You can explain that a bunch of terrorists set up bombs and blew them the gently caress up all over the country, easy. There's hardly any holes, hardly any way anyone can make a credible conspiracy theory solely in that plan. Hell, you can defuse a few of them and be the great heroes!

Logically it makes no sense to make up this grandiose scheme that could be hosed up if one small little thing goes wrong, unless literally everybody is in on it. There has not been one person coming forwards to say that they were part of the op to put bombs in the WTC, There has not been one person whom has said that they were part of this conspiracy. Do you honestly think that all the people that had to be paid off for this to happen, would not have a crisis of conscience? They are after all responsible for the biggest mass murder in the history of this nation.

If you want to discuss conspiracy theories that are full of holes, and bullshit logic, then we're going to point out the holes and bullshit logic. If you continue to try and peddle them even though they've been proven to be poo poo, we're going to make fun of you. There's no real malice behind it, it's just kind of what SA does when confronted with refusal to listen to logic. :v:

Weird BIAS
Jul 5, 2007

so... guess that's it, huh? just... don't say i didn't warn you.
This might be a bit of a tangent but can someone explain to me the whole "gold stored under WTC 7" conspiracy? Googling anything leads to a bunch of LARGEST GOLD HEIST IN US HISTORY bullshit and I'm trying to understand what exactly the truth of that one is. Just a vault for a couple of banks?

Hearing from a normally competent person that someone had everyone working on the site stop for a day to get bulldozers in to extract gold was kind of depressing.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Weird BIAS posted:

This might be a bit of a tangent but can someone explain to me the whole "gold stored under WTC 7" conspiracy? Googling anything leads to a bunch of LARGEST GOLD HEIST IN US HISTORY bullshit and I'm trying to understand what exactly the truth of that one is. Just a vault for a couple of banks?

One of the largest gold respositories in the world was in the WTC basement. Obviously, this became the prime motive for some alternate explanations, because Bad Guys loving love gold and stealing gold (see: the Illuminati, cowboys in black hats, Bond villains etc.) Don't think too hard about how this successful bank heist involved crashing thousands of tons of twisted flaming wreckage directly on top of the vault you wish to loot. After a few weeks of clearing the site the gold was removed, safe and sound (if you trust the dishonest Jewish media, of course.)

The conspiracy is based in reading differing accounts of the value of the stored metals, because those articles are certainly accurate and in no way misleading or misinterpreted. The simplest explanation is that the actual value of the metal changed on a daily basis and the conspiracy crowd doesn't have the proper information, but it's not like a little hurdle like lack of information is going to stop anyone from wild speculation.

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Sep 16, 2013

Chromatic Toucanet
Jan 18, 2012

A monochromatic toucanet.

E-Tank posted:

It's loving occam's razor. If you want to terrorize your populous into doing what-the-gently caress ever you want, keep it loving simple and easy to explain. You can explain that a bunch of terrorists set up bombs and blew them the gently caress up all over the country, easy. There's hardly any holes, hardly any way anyone can make a credible conspiracy theory solely in that plan. Hell, you can defuse a few of them and be the great heroes!

Logically it makes no sense to make up this grandiose scheme that could be hosed up if one small little thing goes wrong, unless literally everybody is in on it. There has not been one person coming forwards to say that they were part of the op to put bombs in the WTC, There has not been one person whom has said that they were part of this conspiracy. Do you honestly think that all the people that had to be paid off for this to happen, would not have a crisis of conscience? They are after all responsible for the biggest mass murder in the history of this nation.

If you want to discuss conspiracy theories that are full of holes, and bullshit logic, then we're going to point out the holes and bullshit logic. If you continue to try and peddle them even though they've been proven to be poo poo, we're going to make fun of you. There's no real malice behind it, it's just kind of what SA does when confronted with refusal to listen to logic. :v:

Forget a crisis of conscience, if someone credible came forward and laid out the grand shadow government conspiracy to thermite the towers they would get super famous and be on every talk show and news channel in the developed world. I find it really hard to believe that nobody involved thought to themselves "oh boy think of the book deal I could get out of blowing the whistle on this poo poo"

EDIT:

Popular Thug Drink posted:

One of the largest gold respositories in the world was in the WTC basement. Obviously, this became the prime motive for some alternate explanations, because Bad Guys loving love gold and stealing gold (see: the Illuminati, cowboys in black hats, Bond villains etc.) Don't think too hard about how this successful bank heist involved crashing thousands of tons of twisted flaming wreckage directly on top of the vault you wish to loot. After a few weeks of clearing the site the gold was removed, safe and sound (if you trust the dishonest Jewish media, of course.)

You forgot about the Annunaki, who need all Earth's gold to repair the atmosphere of their dying planet. And you KNOW those guys would have the super advanced space weapon death ray and holographic projection technology to fake the whole thing.

Chromatic Toucanet fucked around with this message at 20:46 on Sep 16, 2013

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Popular Thug Drink posted:

One of the largest gold respositories in the world was in the WTC basement. Obviously, this became the prime motive for some alternate explanations, because Bad Guys loving love gold and stealing gold (see: the Illuminati, cowboys in black hats, Bond villains etc.) Don't think too hard about how this successful bank heist involved crashing thousands of tons of twisted flaming wreckage directly on top of the vault you wish to loot. After a few weeks of clearing the site the gold was removed, safe and sound (if you trust the dishonest Jewish media, of course.)

The conspiracy is based in reading differing accounts of the value of the stored metals, because those articles are certainly accurate and in no way misleading or misinterpreted. The simplest explanation is that the actual value of the metal changed on a daily basis and the conspiracy crowd doesn't have the proper information, but it's not like a little hurdle like lack of information is going to stop anyone from wild speculation.

Although from what I understand there was an attempt of some sort to get into the vault which failed but resulted in the National Guard being called in to guard it while the precious metals were packed up and moved elsewhere.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Zeroisanumber posted:

Although from what I understand there was an attempt of some sort to get into the vault which failed but resulted in the National Guard being called in to guard it while the precious metals were packed up and moved elsewhere.

Where did you read this? I doubt that your recollection is accurate, given that the site was swarming with public safety personnel and covered in thousands of tons of jagged flaming metal. Not exactly the best conditions in which to secretly remove large volumes of precious metals. Obviously it's really difficult to search for accurate information about anything where the mundane truth has far less hits than the crazy speculation but I just don't see how anyone could have made a serious attempt to access the vaults after poo poo started going down.

EDIT: I found this article, which isn't setting off any crazy alarms for me. So it looks like a couple opportunits tried and failed to enter the vault, which makes loads more sense than some grand conspiracy.

boner confessor fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Sep 16, 2013

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Popular Thug Drink posted:

Where did you read this? I doubt that your recollection is accurate, given that the site was swarming with public safety personnel and covered in thousands of tons of jagged flaming metal. Not exactly the best conditions in which to secretly remove large volumes of precious metals. Obviously it's really difficult to search for accurate information about anything where the mundane truth has far less hits than the crazy speculation but I just don't see how anyone could have made a serious attempt to access the vaults after poo poo started going down.

EDIT: I found this article, which isn't setting off any crazy alarms for me. So it looks like a couple opportunits tried and failed to enter the vault, which makes loads more sense than some grand conspiracy.

It's so long ago. I just remember reading about it sometime in 2001, probably late-September/early-October. And yeah, that NYT article looks like what I remember reading. Just mixed up the principals by saying "National Guard" when it was actually NYPD and FDNY guys doing the moving.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

Sick_Boy posted:

Might as well throw this clusterfuck of a film here. It's not a conspiracy theory, it's every conspiracy theory.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-iedPkmRRY

And the thread in which I watched the whole thing and almost died, kind of: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2903479&pagenumber=4

At a perfectly reasonable and not at all insane 5 hours, I'm sure that did nearly kill you.

Can I ask if drugs were involved?

Wow. I'm excited to kill some time over the next few days.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
The Huffington Post has a good piece called Like Sandy Hook, the Washington Navy Yard Shooting Will Soon Be Co-opted By Conspiracy Theorists

Paul Vale posted:

Right now a film is being cut for YouTube. Within the edit, clips from various media broadcasts of Monday's navy yard shooting in Washington DC are being selectively stitched together. The film will start by suggesting a deception has occurred, one wrought on the American people by shadowy, unseen forces. It will distance itself from other conspiracy theory videos, purporting to show "just the facts" about the events at the naval dockyard.

The film will highlight the complicity of the media that reported on the shooting, as well as the law enforcement agencies that responded to emergency calls. "Why would they lie?" the film will ask, followed by "who would have something to gain?" The film's creator will then place himself (or herself) at the heart of events; having personally investigated the shooting (by going through the wealth of online material available) they have uncovered "the truth" about what really happened in DC that day.

After highlighting several inconsistent facts disseminated by the news media in the hours directly after the story broke, the "official motive" of the shooter will be questioned. The film will highlight reports of three gunmen rather than one and question which firearms were used and by whom. Having exposed the "cover-up", the naval dockyard killings will by given a grander context, linked with the 2012 shootings in Newtown and Aurora.

As the conspiracy grows, events in DC may even be given an international flavour, tied with the killings in London on 7/7 or New York on 9/11 - the film unmasking a vast conspiracy which has provided the motive force for several recent historical events. The film will conclude by pointing to the national government as the primary source of deception, followed by a clear reason as to why - gun control. The film will ask: "Isn't the naval dockyard shooting just what the government needs to reignite the gun control debate?"

Finally, the film will call for political activism. "Share this information," it will say, "this affects you". The threat is tyranny - a dictatorship the government desires but requires an unarmed populace to install. This form of activism, in which conspiracy theory is used as a conduit through which to channel a targeted political message, requires that anyone who supports the "official version" of events are discredited by any means possible.

Conspiracism is certainly not a new trend in the US, but its popularity has been greatly exacerbated by the deep-rooted, ideological and political divisions suffered by the country since 2008, adding focus to a population that in successive surveys between 2006 and 2011 had already showed large-scale endorsement for "some kind of conspiratorial narrative about a current political event or phenomena".

The films are made because simply highlighting anomalies and questionable "facts", specifically the ones that support a political narrative, allied to a disregard for logic or coherence makes this form of online activism simple and hugely effective. What's more, this ideological intensity brings about its own psychological rewards, offering a valiant self-image that plays to the ego, all of which can be attained without doing any fact-based research, investigation, travelling to the scene, interviewing the people involved or anything beyond sitting at a computer with a broadband connection and some rudimentary editing software.

Yet the political implications are profound, not least the damage this type of expression does to genuine, fact-based dissent, while the "anything goes regardless of veracity" ethos can easily be co-opted and used against minority groups.

The conspiracy theories that arose after Sandy Hook were informed by a specific ideology and were embraced on such a wide scale not because of their truth but because adherents "selectively embraced conspiratorial narratives that delegitimized specific regimes" - the Obama administration. Expect the same in the coming days and weeks...

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Mass Shooting conspiracies are like a case study of the entire 'false flag' idea. It is a political tool to convince people not to react in the expected way. For example I think alot of 9/11 truthers were primarily trying to get people to reject Bush and the War on Terror (but going about it in a terrible way). With mass shootings it is obvious what political groups benefit from a false flag narrative - and they are influential enough that it actually works.

asdf32
May 15, 2010

I lust for childrens' deaths. Ask me about how I don't care if my kids die.

McDowell posted:

Yup, it was a good video, addressed most of my skepticism. Thanks for posting it, Amused to Death.

Wikipedia blames the collapse on the raging fire which was allowed to spread due to complete lack of water. This caused the metal to expand (not melt) and eventually resulted in collapse

wikipedia posted:

NIST determined that diesel fuel did not play an important role, nor did the structural damage from the collapse of the Twin Towers, nor did the transfer elements (trusses, girders, and cantilever overhangs). But the lack of water to fight the fire was an important factor. The fires burned out of control during the afternoon, causing floor beams near column 79 to expand and push a key girder off its seat, triggering the floors to fail around column 79 on Floors 8 to 14. With a loss of lateral support across nine floors, column 79 buckled – pulling the east penthouse and nearby columns down with it. With the buckling of these critical columns, the collapse then progressed east-to-west across the core, ultimately overloading the perimeter support, which buckled between Floors 7 and 17, causing the remaining portion of the building above to fall downward as a single unit. The fires, fueled by office contents, along with the lack of water, were the key reasons for the collapse.[13]

Sick_Boy
Jun 3, 2007

The reason Milton wrote in fetters when he wrote of Angels and God, and at liberty when of Devils and Hell, is because he was a true poet and of the Devil's party without knowing it.

Shbobdb posted:



Can I ask if drugs were involved?


Not on my end of the deal (jokes about popcorn buckets of pills notwithstanding). Can't speak for Creepy Conspiracy Lady. Keep in mind the commentary is full of typos and mistakes for various reasons: it was written "live", I had a huge fever through most of it and the film was killing my brain.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Fuzzyjello posted:

I had a similar experience with Glenn Beck.

Tell me more. I am genuinely curious about how you got out of this hole and where you're at currently.

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




It was asked earlier in the thread if the tower 7 stuff was bullshit and I mentioned I had a classmate who was in WT7 evacuating it before it collapsed and that he took some photos.



Sorry about a photo of a photo. I couldn't find the digital image and don't have a color scanner. This is well inside the building and if I remember right a floor up from ground. I seem to remember it being said that debris from the street was blown in and up several floors. I know this thread is more about the meta issue of truthers and not really about the events, but I figured it was relevant. Because I think a viable method of refuting truthers is pointing to individuals who actually participated in the events. I have four or five other photos that the distribution of was mostly limited to Kings Pointers and that aren't really out in circulation. If any wants them posted (again they be lovely photos of photos) just let me know.

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

BrandorKP posted:

I have four or five other photos that the distribution of was mostly limited to Kings Pointers and that aren't really out in circulation. If any wants them posted (again they be lovely photos of photos) just let me know.

You know what to do. :justpost:

Gygaxian
May 29, 2013
One think I can't understand about the conspiracy crowd is how they latch onto random politicians as being messengers of truth. Wesley Clark, Jim Traficant, Ron Paul (mostly Ron Paul), etc. I keep seeing "Jim Traficant stands up to Zionist Agenda" or "Wesley Clark reveals New World Order" videos of those guys whenever I'm looking for Youtube videos of political speeches.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Gygaxian posted:

One think I can't understand about the conspiracy crowd is how they latch onto random politicians as being messengers of truth. Wesley Clark, Jim Traficant, Ron Paul (mostly Ron Paul), etc. I keep seeing "Jim Traficant stands up to Zionist Agenda" or "Wesley Clark reveals New World Order" videos of those guys whenever I'm looking for Youtube videos of political speeches.

They need someone with authority they can point to who isn't just a prolific conspiracy writer.

That said the Wesley Clark video is interesting because it is about NeoConservative arrogance - even though the NeoCons were completely at odds with Bush I's 'New World Order'.

Phyzzle
Jan 26, 2008

BrandorKP posted:

It was asked earlier in the thread if the tower 7 stuff was bullshit and I mentioned I had a classmate who was in WT7 evacuating it before it collapsed and that he took some photos.



Sorry about a photo of a photo. I couldn't find the digital image and don't have a color scanner.

You . . . framed it and hung it on your wall?

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
Looks like a photo album to me.

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EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas
I've not had time to read the whole thread, so apologies if this has already been covered - I don't buy the 'they let happen as an excuse to invade Iraq' angle. There are far better reasons that could more easily of been manufactured (there's evidence, for example, that Saddam was set up to believe it would be just fine to invade Kuwait without intervention).

That's probably already been covered, but what's interesting is that Al Queda and terrorism just wasn't in the UK narrative. It was always about Sadam's ability and desire to attack others in the region. That's why it always sounds strange to me when Americana say 9/11 was an excuse to attack Iraq. No one wqs even suggesting a link in the UK.

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