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MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Wait, the guy wrote a script that actively checks for sockpuppets, and made it publicly available?

Meanwhile, he has two sockpuppets of his own - one where he pretends to be an attractive asian woman (:wtf:) as well as another sockpuppet who he claims died.

And at no point did he think that in making this script publicly available somebody might consider using it on him and realise that he is pretending to be an attractive asian woman.

There is not enough :ironicat: in the world.

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MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Are Con Langs Necessary for Fantasy

The Muse posted:

So I've been working on a series that's a high fantasy type thing, it takes place in a completely different world with different cultures and races and such. Obviously, they're not all going to speak the same language. But I've looked up resources online for language creation and I lack the time and skill to do it efficiently (seriously, how they hell is one to top Tolkien's Con Lang -s?) I've thought up a few solutions to this

Inform the reader of different languages by the narrative only
Most of the POV characters don't understand most of the various languages they come across. It could also be used as Painting The Medium, because honestly, when one hears someone speaking a language they don't understand in the slightest, you don't pick out any of the individual words, you only can pick up mostly "Ajfhgfgnasbbcbcaerraddfnbbbhaggd, "-type stuff.
Example: The young boy was speaking excitedly in Trollish. "He says that it will rain soon, " explained their translator.

Or I can:
Just make up a few words or phrases, but only for things that actually come up in the narrative

How do they both sound?

My fantasy world can't work unless I have sperged about literally every detail.

Like honestly, how do you write yourself into a corner before you've even written anything at all?

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


The worst thing about Writers Block is that in the entire list of stupid threads, not once have they got one called "What are your story's themes?"

In fact, googling "TV tropes theme" gives you one page titled "Central Theme" which just lists the themes of the various items they have a page for once in like three words and without any discussion or exploration whatsoever, and the rest is about theme tunes or theme naming.

It really hits home the idea that Tropers have no idea what a book, a TV show, a movie, or even a non-pornographic anime is meant to do.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


TV Tropes is occasionally useful as a resource for finding something you want to read/watch: i.e. I just read this book and I liked the way it did X, I will now find other books that have done ostensibly done X according to Tropers and sift through that to find things that actually do X.

Thats really the only use of TV Tropes, other than the huge compendiums of random non-analysis related stuff of which some might possibly be interesting to read just by law of averages. As a resource for literary analysis its loving useless, because Tropers really don't understand literature, analysis, or the stuff that they sperg about.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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TV Tropes hasn't created Nadsat - its unintentionally created 1984's Newspeak.

Think about it. TV Tropes takes complex, nuanced ideas and compresses them into bite-sized phrases, destroying the meanings and any nuance they may have ever had. "Alex DeLarge is portrayed as a psychopath who robs, rapes, and assaults innocent people chosen at random for his own amusement" becomes "Alex DeLarge is a Complete Monster Jerkass Woobie Evil is Sexy Anti-Hero.", and all the meaning in the first sentence is completely lost to anybody who reads it.

"“Don't you see that the whole aim of Tv Tropes is to narrow the range of thought? In the end we shall make thought-crime literally impossible, because there will be no words in which to express it." - Fast Eddie.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Metal Loaf posted:

:tvtropes: "I'm not a paedophile, I'm a lolicon. It's accptable in Japan, you racist, so if you have so if you have a problem with it you're just a kink-shaming prude who obviously has a very vanilla sex life."

I have actually had people say this to me in real life, in a public space. Minus the mockery of my sex life, that's almost word for word what he said.

On that note I actually know a few tropers in real life. They are just as insufferable spergs in person as they are onlineonline

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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I think you may have missed this from that thread.



Pay attention to the username.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Apple Tree posted:

I mean an officially anime site, not a stealth anime site. Are anime fans creating their own places, or do they just keep moving in and changing other places?

That would require a weeaboo actually being able to code.

And weeaboos are even less capable of anything useful than insufferable spergbots like the average troper. Spergbots actually know HTML.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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The Monkey Man posted:

He mentioned his real name and the story in his profile, but I'm taking it down anyway.

Actually, I think Eliezer Yudkovsky is his real name. He's actually a publicly known computer scientist, and he operates professionally under that name.

Eliezer Yudkovsky actually is basically a troper in the professional field as well. He apparently has no formal degree, no published research and is self educated. He'd dedicated his professional life to working on keeping AIs 'friendly' in the supposedly inevitable and imminent event of the singularity (which is, according to him, when artificial intelligences will finally become smarter than humans), and has set up a whole institute funded by public donations for this.

If that sounds like a strange doomsday cult, I don't blame you.

Anyway, a lot of people think he's a crank for a lot of reasons, notably because he doesn't do very much of anything actually useful. I think one guy I read said something along the lines of "Well, thats great, but I don't care if you don't have any actual code on the table."

To use a rough analogy, Yudkovsky is like a man who really, really wants a dog. He spends all his time talking about how much he loves dogs, and what he'd do with a dog when he'd get one, and making all these great recipes for dog food and everything. One day, he finally has enough money to buy a dog. He then goes out, buys a doghouse, and goes back to what he was doing before.

He's not an idiot in the field, just strangely focused on one thing of no particular use to anybody but his own interests. If the guy put this much effort into non-lovely AI research, I think we'd all be better off for it.

He's also deluded himself into thinking that he can write, but thats a whole different kettle of fish.

Eliezer Yudkovsky is basically what happens when Tropers leave school.

EDIT:

LaughMyselfTo posted:

The only way I was able to take Methods Of Rationality without going insane was assuming that Yudkowsky was not intending to criticize the original work.

I don't think he is - he's just a lovely writer who's really bad at making his point, and it comes off as him criticising everything because he can't write fiction. I haven't read it properly, because I'd rather stab myself in the eye, but I get the impression that he's attempting to write a book about how to apply rationality to your day to day life, using Harry Potter as a background for how to apply rationality and rational thought into situations where its not apparently useful.

Its just that he's really, really bad at writing, so what you get is HPMOR. If the guy wrote a textbook or a manual or something, it probably wouldn't be so bad. But he's deluded himself into thinking that he's a rational genius and thus everything he touches is gold, so what you get is, well, utter garbage.

MinistryofLard fucked around with this message at 01:18 on Sep 28, 2013

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Jesus, that is the most idiotic, offensive, and ridiculous way to explain moral relativism imaginable. Its like he doesn't get that his writing is still meant to appeal to people, with a traditional people sense of morality, and just overshoots the mark completely.

Moral relativism does seem to be the domain of fat goony neckbeards on the internet who try to claim they are Nietzschean ubermenschen to justify their pedophilia and nonconsensual sex rape tendencies, so I guess I shouldn't be surprised.

Tropers have claimed that opposing child pornography is just 'Western morals', and that loving thirteen year olds is a-ok in Japan because moral relativism so I can see why they like Yudkovsky's 'literature'.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Strom Cuzewon posted:

I thought that's what he was going to do. The story is about humanity finding aliens with incomprehensible and repugnant morals, so for him to suddenly reveal that the humans also have incomprehensible and repugnant morals is a pretty neat development.

But no. He actually thinks it's a sign of how advanced humanity is. Fuckin idiot.

I think thats what it comes down to.

Does he really think that women really want to be raped? Possibly, maybe even probably, but we can't be sure.

But even if he didn't, should he have gone, "Hang on, lets be realistic here. I lack the ability to write this in a way that isn't offensive and does not communicate the impression that I am condoning this. I shouldn't write this and pick a different topic to use as an example."

Most definitely.

But Yudkovsky has built himself a weird cult of people who praise his work and doesn't actually try to publish it, so nobody ever tells him he's an awful writer because if you don't charge money for your poo poo nobody is going to go on the internet and blog about how he's a loving moron or whatever, so he never realises that he's an awful writer and unable to handle writing sensitive topics with sufficient tact. The weirdo-overwhelmingly-male-never-been-raped-internet-troper-robot-hugbox is part of his cult, so he doesn't get people calling him an awful shitheel very often except for places like here, and I doubt he reads SA. (Though if I remember correctly he flipped his poo poo when he submitting something to the SPC website and they rejected it for being poo poo, so what do I know).

And if you're getting offended or uncomfortable due to his work, well, you're just *beep-boop* irrational aren't you? After all, its not like anybody's getting raped by writing about it, right? So that makes all your feelings immaterial.

Sorry if this is getting Helldumpy, but I do a CS degree where I'm surrounded by dedicated Yudkovsky cultists or people who are close so you end up learning a lot about stupid robot people who think they're *beep boop* ultra rational you are irrational *beep boop*.

Whats worse is that for a bunch of computer scientists, they don't get that Yudkovsky has never contributed anything to the field of Computer Science anyway. He's a philosopher who specialises in rationality, and uses computers as his example of rational entities. If he actually wrote papers for philosophical journals he'd probably get published, but I'm guessing he's the kind of guy who thinks that philosophy is a waste of time and he's to rational for it.

Yudkovsky pisses me off in every way.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Let's talk about what Troper's think of fantasy, and how to write it, following their amazing page for writing advice: So You Want to/Write a Heroic Fantasy.

quote:

Necessary Tropes
Magic. You gotta have magic. While in some cases there isn't any magic altogether, the vast, vast majority of Heroic Fantasy has some sort of magic. It's not called Sword And Sorcery for nothing.
If you do decide to have magic, the next thing you have to do is create a set of rules for it. They don't have to be explicitly stated in the book, but at least be sure you make it consistant.
Also make sure you explain where your magic comes from, whether it is created through rituals, a person's emotions, drawn from the Earth, drawn from their life force, won from demons by performing Virgin Sacrifice, generated by using Eye of Newt ingredients that you had to cross a Moral Event Horizon just to collect, what have you.

I can't imagine anything more boring than read pages on pages of some Troper sperging about his magic system to "show his work." Lord of the Rings isn't good because we know exactly how Gandalf's magic works - we don't, because its loving magic and the whole idea is that Gandalf evokes awe and mystery. Same goes with Harry Potter - they do make the point about 'rules of transfiguration' but the only time that ever comes up is when its for narrative tension (Hermione can't conjure up food when they're hungry, etc.)

As a general rule, you shouldn't be sperging about magic systems unless the actual rules themselves are important to the plot or the themes (i.e. Bartimaeus Trilogy, where you care about the rules because the whole thing is deliberately akin to slavery) and even then, you only call attention to it when its important.

quote:

You'll need to do some worldbuilding. A lot of worldbuilding. Particularly if you are going for a series. Since you are essentially describing a world that none of your readers can lay their eyes upon, readers of this genre expect you to include a map within the first few pages of your book. Build up the environments of your world, as well as its ecosystems, the cultures that inhabit it, and their history. Don't worry if it doesn't seem like all this will go well with the book — that's what writing the separate world guide is for.
And how technological is it? It often has a Schizo Tech mish-mash of any historical era up to the medieval era.

Yeah. These people think that you 100% must have pages and pages of history written out for a fantasy novel. I think this speaks for itself.

quote:

Potential Subversions

If you want to see a Human you can just look out the window. If you want to see an Orc you can just use the internet. Why not have a cast of obscure mythological beings?


:tvtropes: "See, my book is better because instead of elves I have kappas and instead of Humans I have wendigo. The fact that my book is completely and utterly dull as gently caress in no way detracts from the fact that I have kappas!

quote:

Suggested Themes and Aesops

Suggested Plots

Revenge! The Evil Overlord, the Evil Sorcerer, the high priest (or priestess) of the Religion of Evil has injured your character. Revenge is called for!
An expedition to (or from) the newcomer race's ancestral homeland (see above).
The Magic Comes Back or Goes Away
And of course, there's always the good old treasure hunt.

Yep, they have zero ideas for themes, but plots, they got you covered! Tropers don't write to discuss themes and issues - they write to masturbate over how original they are. Honestly its probably for the best that nothing they come up with ever gets started - its complete and utter pointless drivel either way.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Bear Sleuth posted:

The page on theme spends most of its running confusing the issue by comparing it to The Aesop, what they call a moral. Why they think a theme can't be moral in consideration, I don't know. Maybe they think morals are for babies? They also advise that to learn about a work's theme you should visit its Analysis page.

Examples:


Let's just boil down rich and complex religions to obvious stereotypes. Judaism: OBEY THE LAWS.


How do you miss it? It's right in the title.


I don't know the fine points of W40K, but isn't it just an over-the-top excuse to have crazy miniatures battles?


Wonderful. I thought it was about indulging sex-change kink.

They only have examples for Religion, Table-Top RPGs, and Web stuff. No literature, film, poetry, or nonsense like that. Amazingly, there's not examples for Anime or MLP either. I'm kind of surprised.

They have them, they're sorted into subpages. You can find the links towards the top of the screen.

Their pages on literature and film are surprisingly not terrible, though I may be unpleasantly surprised by something I missed.

EDIT: and their section on My Little Pony only has like two sentences. This is surprisingly not-poo poo for TV Tropes.

MinistryofLard fucked around with this message at 10:02 on Oct 22, 2013

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Sailor Viy posted:

There are a bunch of entries like this, where one troper finds something "unexpected" because they're too dense to understand it, and then another troper awkwardly corrects them. But don't think about, y'know, deleting the obviously incorrect entry. Nothing can ever be deleted!

Hell, that last one is incredibly blatant and I don't get how you can read Phillip Pullman and not get that he's criticising organised religion. Tropers really don't get themes - they think that His Dark Materials is just a book about these kids and their magical soul-pets or something.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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You know its fake because no troper could ever lift a six foot sword, and if they could it'd be made of lovely cheap plastic and couldn't break any mirrors anyway.

The fact that the author wishes it was true says a lot more, really.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


What is up with the bizarre synching between the voice acting and the text? Like, how can you go through the effort of hacking in your own voices into RPG maker, watch the voices end before the subtitles even appear on the screen, and go, "Nah, thats good."

Also, you just know that he thinks that joke at the end of the video about fighting rats again is the funniest thing ever and is listed as a double Subverted Lampshade Hanging Self Aware Deadpan Snarker on its TVTropes page.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Let me see if I can parse Jabrosky's desire.

He wants to draw middle-eastern and African people, but he also wants to draw one who is white.

I'm seeing a difficulty here.

Also, the Aryan thing is just him conflating actual Aryan people with Hitler's ethnography crap. So, not exactly a Nazi, just somebody who read the word Aryan in two different places and doesn't understand context (like every Troper, ever).

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


a travelling HEGEL posted:

Ironically, there is a trope that describes what he's got going on. It's still racist, because the non-white people need the white guy to lead and save them, but it tries not to be.

This page is even dumber. Its like, they're cognisant of how racist a concept is, but then you scroll down to the non-white examples and they've got Doctor Who and Superman in there.

:downs: "Well, they're white, but they're aliens so they're not technically white and my Doctor Whos and my comics aren't racist at all!"

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


Goblin babies did nothing wrong.


Since I'm playing it now, let's take a look at the Getting Crap Past the Radar page for Pokemon X and Y.

For the blissfully unaware, Getting Crap Past the Radar is when tropers think that their children's cartoons are sneaking in dirty words because they're actually super mature and EVIL CENSORS are somehow fooled into thinking its a children's show, so they have to sneak them in covertly.

Bear in mind, Pokemon's target audience is small children.

quote:

In a street in Lumiose City, there's a pair of NPCs who use the standard "lovers" models, holding hands and staring at the Prism Tower. If you pass by them, you overhear their conversation: "You know, my Emolga would really love to shock your Dedenne..." The other NPC's reaction is a confused, "...What?"

What?

quote:

You can work part-time for the Hotel Richissme, cleaning out the rooms. Sometimes, you can find beds that have apparently been drenched in perfume.
It's also possible to find bedclothes that look as though they've been chewed on.
And some are even wet.
"Someone spilled lemonade on these sheets". Yeah...lemonade. Sure, Let's Go with That.

What kind of idiot thinks "Lemonade on the sheets?" and goes straight to sex? Like, I don't understand the connection here. The rest I can at least see but that one?

quote:

Attract (a move that causes the target to fall in love with the user) is given to you by a little girl that says that she feels like the Skiddo used it on her. The implications are disturbing...

Pokemon's target audience is small children.

quote:

One woman in the Battle Chateau loves "going wild" with her Pokιmon. Her only Pokιmon is a Tentacool.

Everything is about hentai. No exceptions.

quote:

There is a female trainer (a Beauty, no less) hiding in the grass on Route 6 who wants to have a "secret battle in the tall grass" with you.

Pokemon's target audience is small children.

quote:

There's a Baron in the Battle Chateau who says he's going "...to latch on to some nice Duchess and Aqua Jet [himself] to the top of society". While the literal impression is that he's a self-admitted Social Climber or Gold Digger, it's not that hard to see the Double Entendre.

Yes it is. You're just desperately searching for it.

quote:

Besides all the innuendo, this E-rated game's backstory has war and death. Lots and lots of it. It's just kind of behind many Never Say "Die" terminologies.
One man's Pokιmon participated in the war. He was later handed a box. And the phrase "it came back to life" is used later, so it's kind of unambiguous that it died.
A Fantastic Nuke killed a lot of humans and Pokιmon in the Great Offscreen War.
It's easy to believe that Team Flare's leader Lysandre dies in the Collapsing Lair, even if easily missable postgame quotes hint that he survived.
The antagonists Team Flare are Omnicidal Maniac eco-terrorists.

Oh my god pokemon has death in it that means its for adults because eight year olds can't handle that poo poo. You gotta be real mature, like, 12, to get that kind of thing.

Also, this is not "getting crap past the radar." All of this is explicit to anybody who plays.

The rest of the page is just stuff that might possibly be innuendo but wouldn't fool a censor so if it is in they didn't get crap past anyone.

To conclude: Tropers think that "moral guardians" are trying to censor their SUPER ADULT video games like Pokemon, but censors are so stupid (or, Tropers are so smart) that they can't pick up on obvious innuendo. Jesus.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Whatever it is its still not "crap past the radar" because ratings people aren't loving morons and any joke that writers put into a cartoon for adults watching it (as many do, because hey, people watch poo poo with their kids sometimes) is not proof that its actually hardcore.

Its been brought up before, but for a bunch of people who claim to be challenging gender roles by being loving obsessed with a cartoon for eight year old girls, bronies seem to be in a massive hurry to claim that its super manly and hardcore and dark and not for little girls at all.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Apple Tree posted:

So ... the joke is that the troper is a fantasist who likes to obsess about how to solve the problem of all the sex he isn't actually having, thinks referencing a favourite thing counts as conversation, and takes more than twice as long to state his opinion as an educated professional? Is this supposed to be one of those 'funny because it's true' jokes?

Its a rewrite of an old joke about a lawyer, a doctor, and an engineer (or whatever, it changes with every retelling).

The lawyer and the doctor say the same thing as in the Troper joke, but the engineer says that its better to have both because your wife will think you're with the mistress, the mistress will think you're with the wife, and you can be in the office getting some work done.

Its a vaguely amusing joke originally, though I think in this case the punchline is "lol I like TV Tropes." Its not terrible in context.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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From a thread titled "Iran is building nuclear weapons." in OTC.

My God its Full of Stars posted:

At this point I feel like, as sad as it makes me, we have to destroy Iran as a nation. And yes, I am sad about it - the Iranian people aren't really to blame here, more so the crappy situation that the USA created with our own short-sighted goals of preventing "socialism" from spreading during the Cold War. I rather feel like we are Dr. Frankenstein who has to put down his monster, but we HAVE to do it - a nuclear Iran is only a single step away from terrorists detonating an atomic bomb in the middle of Manhattan, and the repercussions of that are too frightening to imagine.
So once more, we have to go to war in the name of our own self-defense, and the sad cycle of hatred continues.
After this war is over, the best way to divide Iran up would be to give part of it to Afghanistan, part of it to Pakistan, and use the north west corner to form Kurdistan, while the south west goes to Iraq.

I get the feeling this guy doesn't live in the real world. Instead, he lives in the land of strategy video games, where you can pull off Versailles style divisions with no regard to ethnic borders and erase countries from the map with the stroke of a pen.

EDIT: Later, in response to people telling him he's full of crap and that the US doesn't actually have the military or money to enforce that:

quote:

That's why I think we should grant the lands to other countries - it would be a good way to get them on board, if they knew that its a land-grab.
Also, instead of Kurdistan, because thinking about it that would piss off Turkey, let's give that corner of Iran to Turkey, so they have access to the Caspian Sea.
Also, its not insane, its self-preservation. If you think Iran wouldn't give countries like Syria the power of the bomb, you are a naive fool. And if nukes start getting passed around like candy on Halloween, its only a matter of time until they get into the hands of someone stupid enough to actually use them. I'm sick and tired of using the concept of the right to self-determination as an excuse for allowing authoritarian regimes with evil intentions to get the nuclear bomb. There is a limit, and that limit is nuclear missiles in the hands of theocrats and presidents-for-life. We have to put our foot down and stop this now, before its too damned late.

He just has zero understanding of international politics at all. He thinks the entire leadership of the world is clamouring to expand their borders like it was the 1600s all over again.

MinistryofLard fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Dec 5, 2013

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Also notable is his omission of any Iranian rump state. This is what happens when you play real time strategy games instead of reading actual history.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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So I took a look at the TV Tropes Alternate History thread, because I'm a bit of a sperg about that poo poo and I want to see more of tropers not getting geopolitics.

The thread is, for some strange reason, in OTC rather than worldbuilding.

With regards to: "What if the Japanese didn't surrender after the atomic bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki?" (which is kind of dumb because there was no way they weren't going to anyway, and there's a school of thought that suggests the A-bomb had very little to do with the actual surrender anyway, but I'm willing to let that slide).

natasel posted:

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about the insane thing. This is Japan we're talking about.
The fact that it took TWO nukes to convince them to stop is a big sign that they first nuke didn't do the job of convincing them to stop.
Politics aside though, a strange cultural change ripple may come out of this.
Without Japan, there probably won't be any Anime, Manga, Hentai, (and no tentacle monster sex in the world, good or bad. ) Sushi or reverance to the Katana, Samurai, Ninja, etc.
So, if Truman had Japan turned into a lifeless radioactive wasteland, what would fill the cultural niche that Japan fills today?

Tropers literally think that people revere katanas. Jesus.

Aside from that the fact he doesn't know poo poo about what he's talking about, his main concern with regards to "turning Japan into a lifeless radioactive wasteland" (which is dumb) is "what would happen to my animes? :qqsay: "

Though to be fair somebody calls him out on it the post below, but still. I lurked these threads back when the old ones are around, and I have a feeling that natasel has come up in them at some point. Pedo, weeaboo, ultra-nationalist or all of the above?

EDIT:

natasel posted:

The anime/manga arts and sushi eating are the only things that comes to mind when I think about what would be missing in this world were Japan wiped out to the last in WW 2.
Its the only thing I know of that they created that could not be duplicated or have a close enough substitution for by anyone else today.

SUPER EDIT:

natasel posted:

Anyway, try the other of the world.
American Civil War: The South Won.
Perhaps the South's strategy used more assassins, acting earlier and with more success to eliminate the Union threat.
Abe Lincon is dead, and the catch phrase would be "The North Will Rise Again!".
Slavery is enshrined as an inalienable right to all whites and no one may infringe upon this most hard won and sacred institution upon pain of being branded a Union Rebel and an insane social outcast that is out of touch with the times and truth that inferiors are better off as slaves.
Mt. Rushmore will obviously not have Lincon's face on it, or the coin.
The American government may be abolished and reformed in a way that heavily favors the South and pro-South policies as well as war repatriations will impoverish the North but enrich the South, leaving the ideal of the "Southern Plantation Comforts" as The model for the rich and sophisticated to emulate.
Industrialization will still occur but it would be something that is done by slaves and far away from the gentrified estates of whites for the most part, and it will be brutal in ways that might even surpase Britain when it started industrializing.
Women's rights may suffer, America's pro-slavery stance will likely be upheld by its vast military strength and with the greater divide between rich and poor, black and white will develop diverse market conditions that allow for a better life for the whites, which the rest of the world can copy and enjoy.
Medicine, may advance by leaps and bounds if they are not restrained by "Human" testing concerns.
Assuming nothing drastic prevents the World Wars, America will likely side with the Nazi's as their dogmas are more similar, and tension has probably built with America with the rest of Europe trying to pressure America to renounce slavery and America beliving the Europeans are soft headed dreamers who want to ruin their way of life and slavery based prosperity.
Nazi Germany has most of Europe, America Annex's Canada and/or South America and the USSR is in stuck in a stalemate against Nazi Germany.

Meanwhile in Asia, China falls to Japan and all the surrounding nations/colonies fall under the Imperial banner.
The dust (more or less) settles with Greater America, "Asia", Nazi Europe (w/ Middle East) being semi-allied powers and Commie USSR being the sole bastion of Hope, Freedom, Egalitarianism and Fraternity for ALL Humanity (drat this is strange) in a world that has abandoned such ideals.
Suprisingly, Most of Africa is still the same. A hosed up mess with the slight change of being a place to pick up some "native" stock for slave breeding.

I didn't know Harry Turtledove had a TVTropes account.

MinistryofLard fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Dec 5, 2013

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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poptart_fairy posted:

Why are katanas, samurai, etc, do detached from the mythical reputation they get from anime obsessives anyway? I'm not that read up on Japanese cultural history so a lot of the mocking this stuff gets is way beyond me. Katanas and Samurai have always been neat skinny swords used by dudes in ridiculous armour to me!

They're from the ~~mythical east~~ and thus superior to Western swords because they're quadruple folded or whatever it is.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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oh my god, I've found peak troper. Meet Dark Lady Celebrian.

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-CRASHES INTO CONTRIBUTOR PAGE WITH HER BODY PAINTED LIKE A NA'VI WHILE WHISTLING ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT THROUGH A CAR WASH- HELLOOOO TROPERS. THIS IS DARK LADY CELEBRIAN SPEAKING THANK YOU FOR RIDING THE CELEBRIAN EXPRESS

I am this universe's aspiring superhero, and I'm someone who wishes she could end the unhappiness of every single person in the world. If I could I would take the whole world out for cake and ice cream, end all poverty and world hunger, and..well in general I hate seeing people unhappy and I will do all I can to try to make them happy. ^^

SO WACKY AND RANDOM MONKEYCHEESE GUISE LOLOLOL

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am also a very proud soulbonder with 84 main soulbonds who I call my "guardians." I would not be who I am today if they did not come into my life 4 amazing years ago. They are my world and I love them all dearly and I would not trade them in for anything.
My job class is currently dancer/summoner.

She's also a "soulbonder", which I think is the ur-form of people with "headmates" that we now see on Tumblr. I feel like a palaeontologist discovering the missing link between humans and apes, except, infinitely more retarded and pointless.

Jesus christ. I'm fairly sure she has an encyclopaedia dramatica article somewhere, but I had no idea she was on TV Tropes,

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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I dunno, the idea of a person, selected at random by an abstract Destiny, being basically forced to destroy something he has nothing to do with and has no desire to destroy, to the point of being unable to die until he does so could be an interesting story. An exploration of the ancient Greek conception of destiny as an abstract force that you can't escape from, no matter what you do, and as a pretty good parody (satire? lampooning? Not entirely sure whether that would count as satire) of the generic fantasy plot.

It could work as comedy, it could work as drama. Its not a bad idea, and in the hands of a decent writer it could be an amazing book.

Thing is, that describing the character as a pointless list like what that troper did ("Name: blah, strengths: blah, weaknesses: blah") removes anything that makes a story sound interesting and replaces it with a set of essentially superfluous attributes. The guy thinks that what makes his character interesting is that the guy has the perfect sword and can't die, not why he has the perfect sword and can't die, to the point of literally listing the personality as 'bland.' and writing as much about that as his weaknesses.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Eh, Tropers don't like Big Bang Theory because they don't like to see themselves reflected in the characters on it in their relationships with women. I guarantee you that every single straight male troper does one of the four things in their relationships with women that the main characters of BBT do, and thats why they get so butthurt when the show points out exactly why these things are stupid.

Every troper talked about in these threads is either Sheldon ("I've evolved beyond the need for human reproduction."), Raj (Mark von Lewis's patented tactic of standing in a corner desperately hoping women will talk to him because he can't), Howard ("I yell 'where the bitches at' when I walk into a party") or Leonard (self hating guys who are desperate to please women and wonder why they won't sleep with them despite how nice they are).

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Given that I recently saw the new Hobbit movie, lets take a look at what TVTropes thinks about analysing Lord of the Rings.

LoTR is a bit like a literary inkblot test, in that people read their own politics into it a lot. With that in mind, I'm sure TV Tropes' take will be...

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Frodo and Sam: Ho or No?

The somewhat ambiguous nature of Sam and Frodo's relationship has long been a topic of discussion among scholars and fans alike. Most people agree that the bond between them is very close, whether they consider it platonic or not; the two spend most of the story in each other's company, share many thoughtful conversations, trust each other with their lives, and end up living together even after Sam's marriage. Sam also sleeps with Frodo's head in his lap several times during their journey, kisses his hand or cheek on numerous occasions, and feels torn between his master and his wife.
Interestingly enough, Sam is the only one of the five prominently featured hobbits to show any attraction towards a female during the course of the novel. Frodo and Bilbo are never in any openly romantic relationships whatsoever; Merry and Pippin get hitched later in life to two hobbits we know nothing about. Sam's love for Rosie, rather than being subtext, is plainly obvious to himself and to everyone around him, to the point where even Rosie's father has caught on. He thinks about Rosie wistfully as his strength wanes on the slopes of Mount Doom, and later blushes mightily when Frodo talks about how brave and famous he is in front of her. Eventually she bears him a grand total of thirteen children, and only after her death does he leave Middle-earth to see Frodo.
Nevertheless, many have commented that the term "friendship" isn't quite strong enough to describe Sam and Frodo's bond. Some have called it brotherly; others speculate that Sam is a polyamorous bisexual, or believe that Frodo is Sam-sexual, or ship Sam/Frodo/Rosie. An example of a purely platonic relationship is that of Frodo and Merry or Pippin, who are described as Frodo's "closest friends" in FOTR, ch. 2. Note that this quote is from before the Quest kicks off. Frodo has undoubtedly been fond of Sam for some time, as shown at the end of this chapter, but at this point Sam is still his slightly dim-witted gardener. Later, as the journey grows more arduous and the two of them are forced to go on alone, the already unusual master-servant relationship (Frodo is never shown giving Sam orders, and calls him a friend, which implies equal status) will shift into something more, well, ambiguous as the two of them become more dependent on each other alone.
Although any Ho Yay was certainly unintentional on Tolkien's part - being a devout Catholic writing in the 40s and 50s, he would most likely have disapproved of queer relationships - there are two relevant quotes from the books that liken their relationship both to a marriage and to an animal partnership. One appears in The Two Towers, during the passage where Sam battles Shelob to save Frodo. There Sam is described as "a small creature [...] that stands above its fallen mate."
The second is written in the epilogue (published posthumously), where Sam tells his daughter that Celeborn and his wife, Galadriel, were separated when she sailed west. Elanor responds by likening Sam and Frodo's relationship to theirs, noting that Frodo also left Sam behind when he departed for Valinor. She tells Sam, "He knew that [...] Galadriel would leave him. I think it was very sad for him. And for you, dear Sam-dad." Sam does not correct her comments as a childish misunderstanding. Neither does he explain to Elanor that he is in fact married to Rose Cotton, or that the two relationships are of a different nature; instead he says that his sadness has lessened and confides that he hopes to see Frodo again, thereby implicitly validating his daughter's insights.

This is what passes for analysis on TV Tropes: Are Frodo and Sam loving. :negative:

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Interpretation

The Lord of the Rings is no allegory of any kind, but rather fanfiction of a sort inspired by Nordic mythology, as well as various other sources. There are too many references to ignore: The One Ring is from Nibelungenlied and Plato's Ring of Gyges; Gandalf is Merlin and Odin who were powerful sorcerers and made sacrifices to be reborn; when the elves travel across the ocean they go to Tir Na Nog, which lies to the west and to which you can only go with the elves.

There is no such thing as inspiration or influence - there is only literal, fanfiction.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Metal Loaf posted:

What does this even mean? I've no clue how often I've read this nonsense, but what he was trying to say in this sentence is still inscrutable to me.

I think it was some kind of PE jogging session or something.

The troper in question was being insufferable, so three people asked if they could just punch him and shut him up. The teacher was supervising the students mile ahead. The Troper snapped and yelled at people, thus making him a badass. He probably broke a pencil afterwards in rage.

MinistryofLard fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Jan 2, 2014

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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JackMackerel posted:

From the Imageboard discussion page:


ahahaahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

Guys... we don't want to start a war either. Otherwise they'll rip us to pieces... with articles!

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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U.T. Raptor posted:

Oh, hey, look what I found while going through one of my image folders. I don't even remember having this, must have gotten it from a previous version of this thread :allears:

BEEP BOOP STORYTELLING:


Notice how themes aren't mentioned at all.

I think I've said it before, but if tropers summarised 1984 they'd say that its a story where a guy wakes up, meets a girl, has sex with said girl, then gets arrested by the government and brainwashed. That's all they'd have to say.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Cornwind Evil posted:

The fact that you STILL get them, even if it's the barest trickle, both says so much and yet utterly baffles me. I'm familiar with sudden irrational rage and the urge to do something stupid because of it in the grip of the initial heat, but STILL coming back to that well? Months and months later? It reminds me of someone who I feel truly wronged me and my family and may still punch in the face if I ever meet him in person, and the only time I ever think about him is if something reminds me and I forget soon afterwards. It's like the person decided that all the abuse they likely got in high school was worth it, because it let them learn to polish their grudges to a mirror shine and pull them out over and over, like some kind of achievement. They hate all the 'Jerk Jocks' and 'Alpha Bitches', yet blindly let them continue to win over and over long after the initial events ended.

No don't you see Roland Jones is Potatohead's The Rival and SA is the Big Bad The Fundamentalist Moral Guardians of this story with a Xanatos Gambit to make good honest pedophiles look like horrible creepers. Just like every good 'Tropereffic' story Colonel McBadass has an archenemy, a face against his noble quest to free 15 year old girls from the shackles of not having sex with him - he's a real badass now. :shepface:

The grudgewanking and threats to take down the wretched hive of prudishness and fundamentalist Christianity that is an internet comedy forum are all part of his Batman Gambit. In his own mind, he's just like Lelouch.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Morkyz posted:

In their Harry Potter thread, there's a guy advocating for genocide.

Betcha any money that the first post was in response to the third.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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I don't understand how Tropers fail at understanding 1984 so badly. Its not a subtle book, it explicitly states everything its trying to say.

Of the bits of the WMG page that aren't stupid crossover garbage, half is people bringing up stuff that is explicitly stated in the book like its some great insight ("It might not actually be 1984 guize! The party might be the one firing the rockets! Big Brother might not exist!"). The other half is people sperging about things that aren't explicitly brought up in the book but don't matter (It doesn't actually matter whether or not the three Superstates are real and who is actually allied with who, the whole point is that nobody knows because history and memory are at the whim of the Party).

I don't know why I continue to be surprised by Tropers missing the point of books so badly, but I am.

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Darth TNT posted:

On that note, once used an idea i learned about in a computer game based on Greek Mythology (and Egyptian and Norse Mythology, but that's beside the point) in my story. I thought that it was apart of actual Greek Mythology and therefore up for grabs (nobody owns the rights to Greek myths), but then it turns out that it was likely the creation of the game makers. What do i do now?

This one is great. For all their obsessive focus on worldbuilding loving around for ten years without putting words on paper because they're too scared or lazy to write anything they don't do any actual loving research.

Like, if you want to change, ignore, or rewrite poo poo from a mythology for the sake of your narrative (for whatever reason), feel free. Nobody cares but Tropers because they're boring spergs. But you have to at least know what you're changing. If you're spending ten years worldbuilding and haven't learned anything in that time, what the christ have you been spending your time on?

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Penny Paper posted:

Which explains the existence of the "trope" What An Idiot.


I got more fuel for the fire. Check out their individual "What An Idiot" pages for "Family Guy" (whose humor runs -- or used to run on -- people just being stupid, like The Simpsons), "The Simpsons", literature, and, of course, My Little Brony: Friendship is Bullshi--I mean, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic

quote:

Season 4's "Krusty Gets Kancelled" includes a scene where Mayor Quimby – running for re-election in a cutthroat campaign – freely admits to the press that he had looted Springfield's finances to arrange the murders of his political enemies. He diverts attention by quoting the catchphrase of ventriloquist's dummy Gabbo (the episode's Villain of the Week), "I'm a bad wittle boy!" and all is forgiven.
You'd Expect: With several police officers standing nearby, for Quimby to quickly be arrested.
Instead: The police do nothing as the press corps and others in the large crowd cheer wildly for Quimby. Not only is he never taken into custody, but Quimby easily wins re-election, even as more bodies begin surfacing in Springfield Harbor and nobody asks questions.

beep boop what is a 'joke'?

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Kaiser Mazoku posted:

How can regularity be alarming? That's a total oxymoron.

The alarming bit is that it happens so regularly. Like, "Her kids get hit with alarming regularity," means that her kids get hit so often that its alarming.

Tropers overuse it because tropers overuse everything, but its a valid phrase.

Content:

Some guy posted a thread in worldbuilding about a 'Genre-Savvy Empire'. I can't be assed reading the whole thing, but on the whole its not a completely awful setting for a story (provided the writer has an actual story in mind for this rather than just masturbating to his 'genre savvy Empire.' I can dream.).

The first comment though?

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After skimming what you've written (TL;DR, sorry) I'd say it's not so much "genre savvy" as it is "Exploited Tropes."
If you want a truly Genre Savvy Evil Empire, take a look at the Evil Overlord List. I've got a story in the works that makes full use of that. Sure, it's more tailored to individual leaders, but it can still be adapted to fit an Empire (especially the parts about Mooks and Trusted Lieutenants.

I continue to be amazed that people look at the Evil Overlord List and, rather than chuckling and saying "Ha hah, movie villains do do that a lot, yeah." thinks "This is good writing material!"

How do you write a story crappy genre fiction if the villain makes literally no mistakes, ever?

MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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paradoxGentleman posted:

I exaggerated a little.Sorry about that. I didn't check out literally every single thing I find interesting. No one has that much free time. But I do have a recent example.


A couple of days ago I've finished American Gods and decidet to check out its article at TvTropes. I tried to see if there was anything particularly disgusting like you guys say.

The worst I found was Wednesday being called a Casanova (which I guess is a slightly scummy trope in and by itself, but at least that article does explain that those characters aren't necessarily good) and the use of two tropes called I Have Boobs, You Must Obey and Deus Sex Machina when there really was no need to.

Really? No weird obsessing over the bit with the fertility goddess' vagina swallowing the guy?

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MinistryofLard
Mar 22, 2013


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Saeku posted:

Also one day my teacher showed up in class wearing a neon pink T-shirt and devoted a large portion of the class to talk "peacocking" and the benefits of Pickup Artistry.

Not gonna lie, that was the most fun I've ever had in a university course.

What? Jesus christ.

A lot of the people I know in CS degree are hardcore Yudkowskybots and really don't get why I laugh at them. One of them got really spectacularly angry when someone pointed out that Yudkowsky's beliefs about AIs and the singularity were a literal religion. Pretty sure getting emotionally invested in your belief system is pretty irrational.

I've also had his Harry Porter fanfiction recommended to me multiple times by people who are otherwise very smart. Somehow these guys just have this AI shaped blindspot.

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