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Shoes for pidgeons posted:cuddlepiles and glomping A literal internet hugbox Has anyone heard of Jabrosky lately? He was that one troper with a huge fetish for black women. Edit for content: Someone in the writing subforums is having trouble with his sci-fi story. What kind of trouble? quote:The ideas I hear sound amazingly cool, but I get bogged down in trying to figure out how they work. quote:I don't even know how a clock works; how am I going to come up with an in-universe explanation for a teleportation device? I'm gonna be spending the rest of my life reading up on how basic poo poo works before I can get anywhere! quote:
TV Tropes Forums > Real-ish > World Building > future-y but not in space and everyone's a furry Djeser fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Sep 13, 2013 |
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I did some digging around and I found this, where he outlines a fairly generic fantasy idea but which surprisingly doesn't have any reference to jungles, dinosaurs, or black women, so maybe... Jabrosky posted:Some concept art for a new writing project of mine which rewrites the Robin Hood myth: Nope he's still at it
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2013 02:16 |
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Tropers definitely find the act of creating a work hard. You know what's not hard, though? Naming your works! Your Work's Titles Samui Kizu posted:The only one with a definitive title so far is "Dragon Tales" ( as in fairy tales if that wasn't obvious ). Main character is a dragon ( in human-ish form ) and he encounters all kinds of fantasy stuff, but unlike normal fantasy, it's as realistic and scientifically accurate as I can make it without getting it proof read by actual scientists. And the occasional offenses can conveniently be handwaved by the MC's eccentric/trickster mentor being a *something* ( even I have no clue wth she/it is ) so mind-boggingly powerful that she can play around with things like the limit of infinity and the boundary of existence. My story is about a furry dragon and there's fantasy stuff but it's all serious and cool and there's a mentor who can do monkeycheese powerful stuff. KW posted:Eternal Bushido Eternal Bushido Endless Karate Forever Fist Oh So Into Cats posted:I am contemplating titling my current work WARNING: Contains Spiders. The story contains spiders and I keep forgetting that a lot of people won't read that. If a book is full of spiders so that once you open it they leap off the pages and down your shirt readers apparently need adequate warning. no I haven't read This Book Is Full Of Spiders what are you talking about Darkblood Carnagefang posted:The only two I've named so far: If works of fiction could wear fedoras these would be wearing the ones with a feather in the brim. Red Eyes Negro Dragon posted:Lament of a Ghetto Knight: A fantasy story following the life of the once legendary songsword known as Blacknight - master of the Wu-Tang sword style, and the dopest rapper on any coast East or West. Now a washed-up shadow of his former self, the knigga retells his adventures to a former fan of his in a seedy club. Full of tragedy, romance, comedy, murder and glamour. Inspired by the Kingkiller Chronicles, 2pac, rap music in general and lots of weed. Also includes a fantasy Ku Klux Klan with actual grand dragons. I'm not sure whether this is brilliant or terrible. Either way I want to see more.
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It's interesting but it's in a thread full of 'my magic uses heart as an elemental power'.MinistryofLard posted:The worst thing about Writers Block is that in the entire list of stupid threads, not once have they got one called "What are your story's themes?" The only time I've ever seen them discuss the idea of conflict is in the thread where they talk about whether you can write a story without any conflict. Dr Furball posted:So, I'm writing a comedic webcomic about a group of teenagers. Something of a Widget Series. Anyway, I keep coming up with what I feel are ideas for story arcs that have great potential to be funny. I come up with a good premise, begin writing...and I suddenly can't do anything with it. A webcomic about a group of teenagers with monkeycheese humor?
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 14:45 |
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:Man, what else would qualify for a trope with that criteria? "Peeing Standing Up"? "Crying In The Corner Because I Can't Get Laid"? They have a trope for tropes that are so broad and meaningless as to just be things that happen, which they call People Sit On Chairs.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 16:35 |
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Is the cool quotient of swords just so high that they're the only weapon anyone ever considers? I'm just wondering why there isn't more spear-centric or axe-centric stuff in generic storytelling. You'd think that--quote:TV Tropes Forums > Writer's Block > Is it racist to give a Native American supersoldier tomahawks? never mind
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 20:21 |
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Axeman Jim posted:So I wander over to BTL to see what's up and veterans of previous mock and TVT threads will recognise a familiar face. Geez that guy gets around, even Tropers don't want him. Wait, this is the 'my parents should face criminal charges for making me suicidal because they didn't buy me a prostitute without telling me' guy? Internet singularity approaching
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2013 23:52 |
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From a thread entitled 'Wizarding School - NOT a Harry Potter rip-off':quote:I've been thinking about writing a story set in a Wizarding School. Here's what I have so far:
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# ¿ Sep 17, 2013 23:10 |
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It's safe to say that deconstruction in the Derrida sense and deconstruction in the troper sense are divorced enough that there isn't really much you can compare between the two of them. I've got no problem with the troper definition of 'showing inherent inconsistencies and/or flawed assumptions in a given genre'. Words can mean different things, that's fine. The problem is that tropers don't follow their own drat definitions of things. Take this guy, for instance, who describes a robot drone-turned-battlebots thing that is a deconstruction of Pokemon because...they're robots, and there's a military backstory. Belisaurius posted:So I want to know if this is a deconstruction of Pokemon or it's own thing. This guy seems to be trying to deconstruct blaxploitation using PTSD. X Ray posted:So basically, I have the basic idea that there's this Buddy Cop couple (Sam Jackson and Denzel Washington), one of whom has to go to a psychiatrist (Morgan Freeman) because he suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder because of his time in the army (he's a veteran of the Iraq War). Similar to The Elements Of Crime, this movie is framed as Sam Jackson's character's explaining the events of the movie to the psychiatrist. Will Smith, meanwhile, is a local gang leader who is in conflict with the police, and Jackson and Washington's character, who are gang unit detectives, are trying to bring him down. Throw in Viola Davis as Jackson's wife maybe and Rosario Dawson as her opposite number as Will Smith's girl, we just have to get a blaxploitation spin on this to make it into a cataclysmic action movie which deconstructs the genre, but not to the point of parody. X Ray posted:
The way tropers deconstruct Family Guy is by making it into something a thirteen year old would think is edgy. Doomsday 524 posted:If the writers decided to make a shift to make it both Darker and Edgier and to play Family Guy completely straight, without any Rule of Funny. Tropers are so bad at understanding what their own definition of deconstruction means that other tropers made a page outlining what doesn't constitute a deconstruction. But even if it's written by smarter tropers, it's still written by tropers. Not A Deconstruction posted:If the kingdom is invaded by a brutal neighboring nation, the royal family's murder described in Gornful detail, and the princess repeatedly raped before being sold into slavery, this is Darker and Edgier but not a deconstruction. As an encore, have this, from their page on works that do both deconstruction and reconstruction. Decon Recon Switch posted:The Pony POV Series is a good example. It takes various aspects of the series, deconstructs them, and then reconstructs them. The best example is the basic premise of Reharmonized Ponies; that the World Healing Wave that accompanied Discord's defeat didn't heal the mental damage he caused...but friendship can still heal it. It also took the idea that Fluttershy's Discorded self was a split personality Discord created with the character of Fluttercruel, Fluttershy's Child By Mind Rape by Discord who at first tries to take over, but eventually is reconditioned by Fluttershy's parenting and becomes the mane cast's Sixth Ranger. Djeser fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Sep 22, 2013 |
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To get off of lit nerds whining about tropers using a word wrong, here's "Your Post-Apocalyptic Badass Look".quote:Let's face it, kiddies: Whenever some sort of worldwide disaster occurs in fiction, you can be sure that the main characters will gain, at minimum, four levels in badass. Naturally, this requires a wardrobe change as well. So what's yours? quote:Apocalypse Type: Hostile alien invasion It's a shame tropers don't read or they might have read about more interesting apocalypses than alien/zombie/monster/warzone.
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2013 22:52 |
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Post your favorite least favorite lines from tropers' own writing.quote:The character is talking to a really serious and formal woman who actually a vampire. quote:
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quote:For the funny Forsworn Lord, here's Ashlau Dimodeus trying to attack some knights.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 02:04 |
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quote:Shamshalg Shows What Kind of Villain He Is: godd writang edit to add: quote:I haven't actually written this yet, but I did have this one line I quite liked: "Sacrifices have to be made for our convictions; I merely sacrificed those who did not agree with mine."
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 03:11 |
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I took a trip down into some old threads and this is what I found. Here, we have two tropers (the OP and Deboss) arguing for turning English into Lojban because it offends their Aspergers or something.deathpidgeon posted:Basically, I view English as a good language, but a very flawed one. I am seeking to fix those flaws. Almost everyone in the thread tells him trying to remove ambiguous words a dumb idea. They tell him that jokes, poetry, literature, et cetera rely on ambiguous words, and what does he say to that? deathpidgeon posted:The fix will hamper poetry and jokes. I get that. I just find improving the ability of people to communicate ideas to be more important than the ability to tell jokes or write poetry. His dogged insistence continues for a couple pages, then Deboss comes in with good old cultural imperialism. Deboss posted:We crushed wildly different measuring systems with metric, is there a reason we can't crush wildly different accents? Or at least, come up with a relatively consistent set of vowels and remove the silent ones? quote:Measuring systems are something you can replace a hell of a lot more easily than a dialect and dialects are often linked closely to identity, much more so than what measuring system you use. Deboss posted:Why is it easier to replace measuring than dialects? A lot of people seem to naturally slip into the measuring system they learned first, so it should at least be comparable. Most people I know learn to speak and pronounce from television style dialects which should be usable in this case since it's fairly widespread. That's no different than deciding everyone drives on the right side of the road, as long as it's consistent, goal has been met. Someone tells him he's assuming people are rational when they're not. Deboss posted:I'm not assuming people are rational, I'm assuming they're creatures of habit and that dialect is a habit that can be broken. I also found this thread, where someone posts their lovely horror/thriller story and asks for help. quote:I need some serious help with my writing for my story here. quote:The thing is, I have other things to do, so I only have a limited amount of time to write. Therefore, no time for all that Purple Prose you want.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2013 14:20 |
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It's either moral relativism 'look at the sort of thing that might be okay in the future' or 'rape is default for men and women and if we didn't criminalize it there'd be no problem'. To move off of rape for a bit, here's some of the latest from TV Tropes' own version of Creative Convention. This thread is 'Describe yourself'. quote:Name: (Chris) Age: (16) Ethnically: (American) Religion: (agnostic atheist) Quirks: (My imagination) Sadly, the thread's locked, so we don't get to see any other tropers' self portraits in Trope, but let's look at the tropes he says he is.
This is what they mean in context:
A bonus, from the Brilliant But Lazy page. quote:An obvious subversion here is the notable difference between someone who actually is Brilliant But Lazy and someone who thinks they're Brilliant But Lazy but is actually just Lazy. This also applies to those who are secretly afraid they're not brilliant and hence refuse to exert themselves for fear they'll be exposed.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2013 21:46 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:Whoever was saying that the Japanese words tropers use are all easy but embarrassing to translate is right - apparently "Netorare" means "cuckold". Somehow the question of why that might be considered gross or might not be super-popular is the thing tropers think is worthy of analysis. And they don't even manage to get it right - as creepy as otaku obsession with childlike (often far too literally) innocence is, I think there might be a more obvious reason why cuckold porn isn't very popular. I think they mean unpopular in the sense that it gets a lot of vocal disapproval, and not that it's an uncommon fetish. Because as internet fetishes go, it's fairly common. Maybe not as inexplicably widespread as vore, but still.
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2013 02:19 |
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TV Tropes Main Page posted:We are not looking for dull and uninteresting entries. Let's take a jaunt through the random article button. Messy Hair posted:Some characters just can't get their hair into a neat and tidy hairstyle. Others can't be bothered. Still others actually like their hair that way. All of them have Messy Hair. Endangered Species posted:In recent decades, the term 'Endangered Species' has been popularized in many media. Endangered Species have become a major international cultural phenomena, with creatures such as the Giant Panda becoming global celebrities. While the term 'Endangered Species' probably entered common usage with the passage of The Endangered Species Act in 1973, the concept is far older. In 1948, the International Union for Conservation of Nature began formally classifying certain species as 'endangered', and the beginnings of wildlife conservation date as far back as late ancient times. Ring Menu posted:A Ring Menu (also known as a Pie Menu) is an interface element where a list of possible actions are displayed in a ring or circle, often centered around a character. Sword Pointing posted:A character points a sword forward, either to challenge an enemy or command an army. Depending on how heavy the weapon is, this might be hard as hell to do in real life for any extended time period. Recurring Location posted:A place which is not the main hub or boss area in a series, but a minor place which appears over and over again within the same series. Visible Sigh posted:Relegated mainly to lighter anime, the Visible Sigh is a little white cloud that appears near and moves away from the mouth of a person sighing. It is also used to symbolize heavy breathing after exertion and some cases where the onomatopoeia "phew!" is used in English. The cloud itself is usually circular with a small "stem" that points toward the character emitting it. Name One posted:Alice cites a statistic of some sort. Bob, however, believes this is untrue and asks Alice to give one example of this statistic. And Alice gives an example. Brown Eyes posted:Brown eyes are a sign of a trustworthy and stable character. A character who's "down-to-earth". It can even mean that they have earth-based powers. Its very rare in both Eastern and Western animation, and even film, for a Caucasian of either gender to have brown eyes. This is due to their apparent plainness and association with the generic, as most fiction is focused around characters with special traits. However, brown eyes can be used to emphasize a character's charming or seductive nature. Bonus material: Apologetics for Black Dude Dies First! quote:In the past this perception was because there were few black leads in big-budget films outside of those that focused specifically on race or used it to make a point. Historically moviemakers were generally writing to white audiences, so it was natural (at least in their opinion) for whites to get more screen time. And if the writers throw in a Token Minority to give the cast more believable racial balance, who do you think is going to die first, them or the folks who have a bigger role in the script?
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 14:47 |
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Flesnolk posted:The whole "justified trope" thing is weird, their page on it says it's when the use of a given trope is actually required in the story or is the logical consequence of something else that happened in it, but for a community that's all about listing every single goddamn thing that happens in a work no matter how minor, they're oddly defensive at times about admitting works they like have a trope in them. A bit of self-awareness of the fact trope is really just a nicer way to say cliche, maybe? Tropes aren't necessarily cliches, but they can be. 'Butler did it' is cliche and trope, 'flashback sequence' is trope but not cliche. I do think that there's a ranking though as to how 'cool' a usage is. Just using a trope is lame. Justifying it or lampshading it makes it okay because the author was totally in on the joke. Averting it means you're too cool for school. Subverting/inverting it makes you a Deadpan Snarker Crouching Loser Hidden Badass. Deconstructing it makes you Jacques Derridawesome. Reconstructing it makes you King This Troper V, ruler of Tropevania. So you never want to say your favorite work just used a trope.
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# ¿ Oct 6, 2013 20:29 |
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This list is mostly trolling, right? They're not seriously dropping cliches in their work so that a website will write a couple lines that say 'they dropped a cliche in there and had someone go "Wow, what a cliche this is!", trope lampshaded!'.
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# ¿ Oct 14, 2013 22:35 |
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Tropers just don't really get writing. "Show" a sentence that the poster above "tells" What do tropers think 'show don't tell' means? quote:Example: "The day was sunny" quote:For reference, I didn't write this. It's actually from an online comic, but it was too good to pass up. ^^ Also, it's a bit different from the presented sentence, because it's in conversation rather than presented as a description, but I feel it still fits pretty well. ^^ quote:
Okay, maybe I'm being rough on tropers. These are just writing exercises. Let's take a look at the first lines from things they've quote:From The Cherry Contract quote:“One last group of Wolkenritter. You're closest.” Hayate told Signum. “The area is temporarily blind to teleport, probably because of their ripper. Buy some time.” quote:Pardon the all-caps, but that's the way it was originally written, to be part of a comic strip to introduce a tongue-in-cheek RPG. quote:It Was a Dark and Stormy Night, 50 years later in a place with no weather nor nights yet another day began. This was Sano's 8000th day and he had no recollection of day #7999. He didn't know that yet, nor did he know that someone had colored his hair pink and a matching miniskirt was hanging from the ceiling fan. He was still sleeping, dreaming about Earth and a dark stormy night just like those he had seen in the movies, just like the ones in the beginning of poorly written stories with run-on sentences, stories with stuff like haunted houses, screaming maids, slamming doors, pirate ships and a child that might or might not be growing up in Kansas anymore, possibly due to the weather.
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 02:47 |
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To be fair to tropers, Futaba Channel started it. Or as they would say, EverythingsBetterInJapan OlderThanTheyThink BilingualBonus lampshaded GratuitousJapanese justified YouKeepUsingThatWord inverted EaglelandOsmosis
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2013 03:04 |
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I once wrote a paper on the cosmology and religion of the Elder Scrolls games that analyzed its real world inspirations. It was dorky as hell, but the point is that pop culture analysis can work academically if you approach it with enough rigor to actually get something meaningful out of it. TV Tropes is entirely unsuited for something like that and seeing those poor Analysis tags at the top of every page is so sad. In other news though, our favorite
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2013 23:25 |
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Antivehicular posted:On one hand, it's a TVTropes writing contest, and that means nothing good will come of it. Fully aware that nothing good will come from this, I make a promise to the TV Tropes thread that once the tropers post their stories for that contest, I will read them, judge all of them, and declare my own winners.
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# ¿ Oct 18, 2013 01:21 |
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posted:she is not out of character (unless she had been raped, at which point i would expect her to avoid all phyisical contact like the plague)
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2013 21:14 |
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quote:Razor Claw's description is "A wickedly sharp claw perfect for raking enemies. It allows a certain kind of Pokémon to evolve."; one of the definition of rake is "to claw at; to scratch". Now imagine doing that with sharp claws...
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# ¿ Oct 20, 2013 16:30 |
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There is a thread in their writers' forum called Post Your Concept. I was expecting to see them practicing story pitches. I don't know why I was expecting that.quote:"It was 1906, and the Greater London Difference Engine was debating the ethics of radium dials with a sentient perpetual motion machine. Meanwhile, the world was ending." quote:My story Archmage Reborn takes place in a world known as The Haven by its inhabitants. It is very Earth-like, though there are differences such as a golden-colored moon and that the world's landmass is a sort of "Pangea", one large landmass, though there are two separate landmasses that are kept secret from the rest of the world. quote:I once posted on here about my idea of creating an inversion Lyrical of Nanoha. Here's what I mean. quote:Simple concept for my NaNoWriMo: SCP meets MythBusters in a blog format. e: Note that all of these concern either backstory or worldbuilding, only one mentions a protagonist, and none of them really touch on their story's conflict or themes. Djeser fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Oct 21, 2013 |
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DaveWoo posted:Here's a challenge: try to find a concept in that thread that isn't sci-fi or fantasy. Is an idea that is thoroughly anime technically fantasy? If not then do I have the next summer bestsellers for you! quote:
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2013 00:35 |
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The best you can do is search the forums for their user name. TV Tropes is not a very well designed site
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2013 22:29 |
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FedoraDefender420 posted:
You have to link directly to the image.
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 13:17 |
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A troperrific online serial novel? Sounds great. Let's read chapter one!quote:The alarm clock broke the silence of the early morning with an obstinate and repetitive high pitched beep, until an arm managed to find its way from underneath the mess of sheets and covers on the bed to silence it, with more tries than she’d have liked to admit. Ran emerged from the warm little nest she had assembled during the night, with her red, almost pinkish hair covering her freckled face. She crashed her head back on the pillow with a frustrated scowl. quote:She hugged herself as the chill of the outside world got through her flowery white and blue pyjamas, and quickly made for the bathroom with fast but short steps. quote:It was only a few minutes before the door of the bathroom opened again. MOM TELL DAD TO STOP BEING SO KAWAII quote:She was about to take some air to continue when Miya put a plate full of breakfast in front of her. With an almost audible click, she forgot about her fashion woes, took up the cutlery and quickly went down to business eating. Miya smiled and patted her daughter’s head. quote:“Well, I for one don’t want to be late, so I’ll see you two later young ladies.” quote:“Be careful!” Miya shouted as her daughter slammed the door, “really now, she goes from being all sleepy to being hyper in less than half a breakfast.” quote:Ran rushed down the stairs of the building and, after shouting a good morning to the old lady cleaning the lobby, left it with a spring on her stride. It was a beautiful day. She looked up, and the sun was filtering nicely through the canopy of vegetation covering the dome. The city was nestled snugly on the side of a mountain, and the dome covering it was well camouflaged under the plants that grew on top, mostly a genetically modified creeper plant that could run over the reinforced glass for many many kilometres. The light of the sun was always green under the dome. quote:The air was a bit cold, it always was. She adjusted her military green jacket and started her walk to school. quote:A girl with black hair and a round, happy face was waving at her. She was shorter than Ran, and given that she was not very tall to begin with, it put her definitely in the petite category. She looked almost too young to be a highschooler, something all her friends teased her with from time to time. quote:“Good morning!” Sugi replied, smiling widely. quote:They talked as they walked the grey streets. Much like their uniforms, the houses in the hidden city were built to last, but from cheap materials and with dull regularity. It was row after row of four storied buildings, and with the dim light that filtered down the dome they never looked cheerful. Yet every morning they passed close to the food growing quarters, the only place one could see any bright colours over the landscape at all. Unfortunately, access was so restricted that watching it from the distance was all they could do. quote:They arrived to school as the bell started ringing, just in time to run inside before the gates closed. quote:“Oh good morning.” quote:“Good morning.” Sugi said, more composed and smiling widely. quote:Ran hadn’t been able to speak a word so far. Looking at the character bios, Nagataka is Kokawa, they're just first and last names. Who knows which is which, though. My bet is on whichever mangles the Japanese the most. quote:Nagataka and Sugi looked at her with complete surprise. Ran was trying to hide her blushed face behind her hands, and for all the shouting she was doing she sounded extremely happy. She stopped with the sudden realization that imagination had gotten the best of her. oh my god gently caress you gently caress this gently caress tropers i'm done
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# ¿ Oct 26, 2013 14:56 |
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Fuego Fish posted:Describing an alarm clock as obstinate, stubborn, unyielding, persistent, or any other one-word synonyms for being an uncaring machine carrying out its duty is a ridiculously common occurrence in fiction. As far as I know they stole 'waking up to the start of the novel' from Pokemon and Chrono Trigger, which are not novels. Let's keep going, at least to the end of Chapter 1. There are 81 chapters, so keep that in mind. quote:“Still, I’m not sure if my dad can do that, since… Oh dear, I suppose we better go to class!” quote:“Good morning everyone,” the principal spoke in his trademark monotone, but nobody was paying attention to him, “as you know, Ms. Shibata quit two months ago and you have had a substitute Maths teacher since. Well, from today on you’ll have a new permanent teacher, this is Miss Kokawa Hoshiko.” quote:“Welcome Kokawa-sensei,” the class answered. quote:“Oi Nagataka, is that your older sister or your aunt or something? She’s such a babe!” One of the boys asked. quote:The principal left them, and Hoshiko managed to calm everyone down by counting attendance. She smiled when she called Nagataka, which earned him a few comments and made him surprisingly unhappy, and then came Ran’s turn. quote:“I can’t believe I got detention from the teacher on the first day, really now…” quote:“Come on Ran-chan, maybe she just wants to talk about your score on the last test,” Sugi said, trying to cheer her friend up. quote:The door to the classroom slid open. She almost jumped out of her skin. quote:Ran did not have a chance to sit down. When she grabbed the back of the chair, the whole school started trembling, amidst very loud crashing noises. quote:From the rubble and the dust, a large humanoid figure stood up. It was like a twenty feet tall person, without the neck or the head. The skin was a bright metallic red, with several white stripes painted on top. Instead of a head, it had a glass half-sphere, and Ran couldn’t see what was inside under the mirror-like surface. quote:“Ran! Get back!” Hoshiko yelled as she dragged Ran away from the window, “don’t get near the window, and stay inside, no matter what, you understand?” quote:“That’s enough!” quote:Ran was hypnotized by her presence. Troper Writing Tip #2: If you're feeling tired of writing, just obscure your viewpoint character's view of the action. Now you can just say she can't see anything. I hope Ren is careful. I've heard dropping things can explode with great violence. quote:When she got back to the window, she couldn’t believe her eyes. The monster had lost an arm, and the woman was standing at the top of a utility pole. And in her hand she no longer held a branch. "Of course I will!" Sailor Literal Roman God Mercury gasped. Finally, she was engaged to a loving, fifty-foot metal fiancee. quote:“It’s not attacking her, what is he doing?” quote:“Black cat-sama! Over here!” Haha no. Are you ready for poo poo to get loving anime? quote:She was floating. She felt she was naked, but her body was immersed in the same glow and her skin itself felt as if made of light. A sudden wind came from beneath her, and her hair was sent flying up. It grew longer, longer, until finally, and with a flash, it changed its colour to a golden blonde, working itself into a long braid as the wind stopped and it fell on her back. The light wrapped around her body, and turned itself into a soft silken white short skirted toga. Its edges shone brightly, and the light curled itself into a wavy pattern that finally solidified into a golden thread adorning the edges of the fabric. She raised her hands, and a disc of light materialized just above them. It descended slowly, adjusting itself to the diameter of her body as it moved. The nails of her hands were painted pink, and over her wrists all the way to the elbow, a pair of golden bracers with a pattern of waves appeared, covering the outside of her forearm and wrapped with wide leather straps on the inside. As the disc of light descended, a mask appeared over her face. It was more of an armoured faceplate, of silver colour and with golden relieves. It started from a tiara, and along her cheeks two long narrow strips of metal protected her face, and over her nose was only a very thin strip of pure silver, it all offered little protection and covered almost nothing of her face, other than most of her forehead. The light touched her shoulders, and a shoulder mantle of deep red, almost brown rich velvet with a V neck and fluffy white fur along the edges joined up with her toga, and the same red appeared on a second skirt of lighter fabric that reached her knees. When the light finished at her feet, she was wearing Roman styled sandals with long straps reaching at her knees and golden greaves over her shins, them too with a wavy pattern on them. The sandals had little wings on the side, pure white and of real feathers. When the disc had passed her, it exploded in a million little lights, and they twirled and converged into stripes that launched on her body. From the waist, where they made a leather belt with a double hole buckle and pairs of holes rimmed in gold running along its length, then several more stripes of leather hung from it along its length, weighting down on the skirt. Up on her chest six stripes of metal ran like false ribs over her toga and under her shoulder mantle, assembling like a protective armour. A small rain of sparks fell on her, and as they touched the stripes of the belt they turned into so many tiny silver studs, plust a sparkling jewel at the end of each one, and on the edge of her red skirt into a white lace that ran the length of the skirt with minute regularity. Two pieces of lace broke off from the skirt, and tied themselves into perfect bows around her wrists over the bracers. quote:Words came into her head, and she spoke them without even thinking about their meaning. quote:The cat was looking at her with an obviously bored expression. quote:Ran grabbed the black cat and quickly jumped out of the way. She was astonished at her own speed, she had jumped a good five meters high from a standing position with little effort. quote:She was still in the air when the monster turned and, with a sweep of its arm, threw a series of energy shots at Ran. quote:She left the cat on the ground and took two steps towards the monster. quote:“Shut up and watch, I’m on a roll here!” quote:“Well done, Nostrum.” Kitteh is another one of those words that makes me angry to have to type out. quote:Her answer came when a bolt of lightning suddenly shot from the ground and crashed on the back of the monster. The ensuing explosion was massive, and sent little bloody pieces of the monster all over the city, none of them bigger than a thumb. quote:“What are you doing?” The woman asked. quote:No answer. Ran was unconscious. Rating: Trope-horrific edit: About Page posted:Now, dropping the Ham for a moment; this is a NaNoWriMo project that started as a way to have some fun writing an Anime-esque piece without taking it too seriously. Djeser fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Oct 27, 2013 |
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Asgerd posted:Why is it that there’s such an overlap between militaristic sci-fi and right-wing weirdoes? Maybe the final version of Endless Conflict will have a mustache-twirling, cackling villain boasting about his diabolical scheme to create an affordable healthcare system, before being gunned down by some sort of Anime Reagan. Because they can wank over justified military might and dire circumstances? Also they are massive dorks so of course they want to write sci-fi. You can't have marines in fantasy settings so do sci-fi marines instead. I was going to make some comment about how it's ironic to see the anime avatar next to lovely right-wing politics until I remembered, no, that's not ironic, that's exactly what I'd expect. "The young, poor and uninsured" who vote Republican is
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# ¿ Oct 27, 2013 23:04 |
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It's weirder than just the idea that a fictional work is a world divorced from the author. They've got a whole fuckload of tropes about authors. Author Existence Failure (when an author dies), Creator Breakdown (when an author's personal troubles affect their work), Writer On Board (when a writer changes established traits to make a point), et cetera. The most telling, though, is Word of God. It's their name for when an author/creator says something to be taken as canon. As an easy example, J. K. Rowling's reveal that Dumbledore was gay was Word of God. To them, writers are like gods, separate from but lording power over the worlds they create. Djeser fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Oct 28, 2013 |
# ¿ Oct 28, 2013 02:51 |
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Let's figure this one out, one step at a time, with TV Tropes' help.The Secret World posted:An MMORPG from Funcom, makers of The Longest Journey, Anarchy Online, Age of Conan and several other games, released on July 3rd, 2012. The premise of The Secret World is that all conspiracies are true, and major clandestine organizations compete to take over the world, whilst keeping swarms of mythical creatures under wraps in the process. Players join up with one of three ancient conspiracies: the Templar, The Illuminati, or the Dragon, to fight in a secret war waged in the shadows of our world. Cthulhutech posted:Cthulhu Tech is a tabletop roleplaying game that can be described as Neon Genesis Evangelion and the Cthulhu Mythos put into a blender and set to "Speed Whip" quote:What starts off as a relatively standard Humongous Mecha premise, over the course of the series, gradually transforms into a dramatic character study rife with psychological analysis, religious references, genre deconstruction, social commentary, and exploration of themes such as societal alienation, depression, and the repressive pain of human subjectivity. Prior to Evangelion, people considered this approach unprecedented and revolutionary — and after Evangelion's runaway success, numerous other anime producers created shows with a similar approach (with varying degrees of success). And of course, the Cthulhu Mythos is tentacle things wearing fedoras and Discworld is goofy comedy fantasy that annoying nerds latch onto only slightly less frequently than Douglas Adams. Dragonfable, for those who didn't have massive amounts of free time in the early 00's, is a flash RPG notable for being a badly drawn anime flash RPG. So a bunch of conspiracies are going on, people are in giant robots, Cthulhu is there because he's a nerd magnet, everyone is smug and sarcastic, and this is all drawn really poorly with tons of gradients and terrible motion tweens.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 02:11 |
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MrAristocrates posted:The only thing there I had any experience with was Discworld, so I knew it was going to try to imitate Pratchett's style of fantasy parody, and almost certainly fail in a way that's insufferable to read. Even if they didn't, it would clash totally with all the awful grimdark that Cthulutech would bring. Anyway, I noticed that Jabrosky wrote a couple of flash fiction pieces for 'The Write Anything Thread'. If you don't know who Jabrosky is, don't worry, as he has been in top Jabrosky form. (Note that I'm not quoting the whole pieces here because Jabrosky is long-winded as hell.) Jabrosky posted:Bjorn tilted his head back as he ran his gaze up the city wall of Wasepata. He held a hand over his blue eyes to shield them from the white plaster's burning glow. Not even two elephants stacked up together could match the mudbrick structure's inhuman height, which exceeded every other manmade building Bjorn ever saw. Only the rows of woody thorns sprouting from the wall's front side, no doubt for support, convinced him that humans rather than gods built it. And this wasn't even supposed to be the grandest or most famous example of Nubadian architecture. Jabrosky posted:"I am Bjorn, a Northman from the village of Wolfheart...well, before it got razed to the ground. Now I live as a vagrant, and I seek rest and food in your fine city. I'll not stay longer than a few days." Jabrosky posted:Yet for all the Nubadians’ incredulity towards him, Bjorn found them every bit as alien to himself. By and large these black-skinned people stretched tall and lean, the opposite of his husky white Northfolk. Many had woven their frizzy hair in braids or sculpted it into elaborate crests. Bright warm colors dazzled on the Nubadians’ skirts, and gold and beads gleamed all over their necks and limbs. The richest jarl in all the Northlands could never adorn himself as these Nubadian commoners did. Jabrosky posted:The city itself glowed with the same radiance as the people who filled it. The mudbrick houses alone would dwarf any Northman’s stick hovel, to say nothing of the limestone obelisks, colossi, and temples that reached for the sky. Whether built from mud or rock, all these monuments wore murals and inscribed hieroglyphs all over their plaster. From the distant horizon rose the gold-capped peaks of bygone rulers’ tombs. The Great Hall of Bjorn’s gods would disappear into insignificance if placed within Wasepata. That one is just an excerpt, so it kind of goes nowhere after Bjork feels bad about his tiny longhouse for a bit and meets generic merchant caricature and generic urchin caricature. But then Jabrosky wrote a complete story! For certain definitions of 'complete' and 'story'. Let's see what Jabrosky posted:Holding a bronze mirror to her face, Sekhotep plowed an ivory comb through her hair. Over a season ago, only scattered peppercorn tufts remained once she shaved her head clean. Those tufts would soon grow into one thick black bush. That may have cushioned her scalp against her bed’s headrest or the many crowns she needed to wear as Pharaoh of Kemet, but dense woolly hair could also draw in swarms of head lice. Her comb must have caught hundreds of the tiny monsters by now judging from the dusty stuff between its teeth. Sekhotep grimaced from the thought. Jabrosky posted:“Preparing yourself for the hairdresser, Your Majesty?” Djadao, Sekhotep’s plump old Vizier, said as he waddled outside her boudoir. Jabrosky posted:“I don’t know, but the good news is that I have found a substitute for the time being. You know the servant girl Zoe?” Jabrosky posted:She grabbed the mirror and held it up to her face. Her hair, once a frizzy ball, now hung straight down where Zoe had combed it, covering Sekhotep’s neck and ears. Her deep brown face flushed one shade paler. Maybe it's because I'm an ancient history dork, but where most tropers just seem silly and harmless to me, Jabrosky makes me angry.
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2013 03:00 |
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Apple Tree posted:Ooh, the power to make things actually happen with your writing! That's gotta be a favourite with them. It's meta and flattering all at the same time, and it doesn't actually matter whether the writing's any good because it makes magic and that means it must have some kind of meaning! Myst character sheet for Catherine posted:Hot Mom At least it's Catherine and not Yeesha.
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# ¿ Nov 1, 2013 20:26 |
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Metal Loaf posted:You know, I've just remembered something which I discovered between this thread and the previous one. I shall share it now. Behold The Stationery Voyagers. I have no idea what this is supposed to be. That is a loving wormhole to a land of insanity and lovely Sims-based comics. From what I can gather from the ridiculously extensive trope pages and the literal wiki this guy made for his works, it's someone who is about a 8.33 repeating with a plus or minus five percent on a scale of 1 to Ulililia. (Note that this is all one guy. 'Dozerfleet' is his name for anything he does.) Dozerfleet Productions posted:Dozerfleet Productions is an independent entertainment think tank and warehouse founded on October 12th of 1994, receiving its current name on May 10th of 2006. It has several outlets for entertainment purposes, including a DeviantArt outlet. Showcases of Dozerfleet content are on AmIRight as well. Dozerfleet Productions also has DozerfleetWiki, The Dozerfleet Blog, and a few other major divisions. Fact of the Month, November 2012 posted:In October of 2006, it was predicted that the Dozerfleet founder's Facebook page had a greater likelihood of lasting long-term. It was assumed, however, that the MySpace page would also be around for a while. Instead, the latter only lasted three years total. Fact of the Month, August 2013 posted:Sodality: Battle for Metheel is the first major video game pitch for Dozerfleet Comics ever to have an article about its premise feature on DozerfleetWiki. While other thoughts did exist for a possible video game, none were taken that far prior. Around the same time, a second game premise was inceived; dubbed The Gerosha Chronicles: Centipede + 49. Fact of the Month, May 2012: loving Batshit Edition posted:The so-called "War on Women" that Nancy Pelosi speaks of is nothing more than a buzzword catchphrase for "anyone who opposes the modern-day worship of Moloch that abortion is." Michele Bachmann laughs this off below: DVD-Storybook-Hybrid Webcomic posted:A DVD-Storybook-Hybrid Webcomic, or DSHW, is a special format of online comic, the term being coined by the founder of Dozerfleet on Friday, May 23rd of 2008 around 10:50 PM EDT. A few Dozerfleet works were created using the format. In 2013, further pursuit of the format was put on a shelf, as complications in its improvement and development came to a screeching halt in late 2012. Promotion of the format became even more complicated in April of 2013 with the announcement by DeviantArt of having teamed up with MadeFire to produce the MotionBook format, which was seen as more marketable. DSHW Version 3 posted:The planned third version of DSHW comes in two main flavors: Basic and Throwback. Specified along with automation options, there are a total of six children that make up the third generation of this format: DSHW-3-BA, DSHW-3-BS, DSHW-3-BM, DSHW-3-TA, DSHW-3-TS, and DSHW-3-TM. The BM and TM versions would be the most common, since the automation in BA and TA are for very special occasions where full DVD script behavior is desired. The BS and TS would also be rare as those semi-automatic versions are only beneficial for short slideshow DSHWs. Note that what he's talking about is literally just a webcomic. Maybe with an autotimer to go to the next page. He has 'history' pages detailing the history of his 'company'. What's Hot This Year 1984 posted:The Dozerfleet founder's first high school crush, Carly, was born on March 28th of 1984. What's Hot This Year 1986 posted:This is the earliest that the Dozerfleet founder can remember being allowed to watch The Empire Strikes Back on VHS. The brothers were hooked on Star Wars, watching the film repeatedly. The Dozerfleet founder began analyzing every scene that he could comprehend, and found himself both aspiring to one day make a movie as well as having a thing for critiquing film. He wished R2-D2 could have been real. And not understanding cauterization at the time, he found the bloodless amputation of Luke's hand "very unrealistic." A 3-year-old found the scene unrealistic. Other films were watched frequently back then on VHS, such as Charlotte's Web. What's Hot This Year 1989 posted:This was a brief move, as the new house wasn't ready yet; but the rent expired on the Kenosha house. A new rental house popped up soon thereafter. This year marked the beginning of the end of Ronald Regan's shining star. Virtually everything he did to save America was soon being undone by the RINO known as George H.W. Bush. However, the Dozerfleet founder was not politically aware in this year; other than being aware that the news media was completely obsessed with this thing called "global warming" that made no sense. What's Hot This Year 1998 posted:The new kids, with one girl in particular being a ringleader, lured several of the main class to a party. At said party, they passed around illegally-obtained cigarettes and encouraged the kids to smoke. In the case of some, they practically hazed/blackmailed them into trying it. Foolishly, but also out of rebellion for the school being "stupidly strict" about its enforcement of even the pettiest regulations, the kids decided to act out and accept the offer. What's Hot This Year 1999 posted:As the end of school neared, she felt she needed to get it off her chest. Carly informed the Dozerfleet founder that she would not be returning to SML for the fall of 1999. After all they'd been through together, it shocked him that this would be it. In the days before Comcast Xfinity high-speed internet at the Grand Ledge House, there was only the 1995-purchased Compaq Presario. It had dial-up, and ran old-school CompuServe. That was pretty much it as far as Internet access. Carly herself didn't really have much in the way of web access either. There was no Facebook or MySpace or Pinterest or Google+. Cell phones were not ubiquitous. Long distance landline calls were a fortune. Though she was only 14-some miles away, she may as well have been moving to the moon. What's Hot This Year 1999 posted:[He starts working at a grocery store and injures his leg while mowing the lawn.] What's Hot This Year 2000 posted:When the Dozerfleet founder visited Carly in the summer of 2000, he asked her if she'd read the recent issue about the inception of Stationery Voyagers. She seemed confused. He walked away, convinced that she didn't care. After all, she wasn't even bothering to read Yo-Splaz! anymore. If she cared, she wouldn't be so clueless. Deep down, he cared about her, and always would. But it hurt too much to think about. So he tried to bury his feelings for her, and find someone else to care about. Purging his need for Carly would prove a fruitless exercise, however. The other girls at SML were not the innocent creatures that were advertised. There were constantly on the prowl, looking for bad boys that they could use. These girls had issues with their home lives, and wanted to act out by drinking and having sex without getting in trouble. The boys at SML, for the most part, were too squeaky clean for purposes of that agenda. And since the Dozerfleet founder was practically a Boy Scout compared to what they wanted, he stood no chance and had no credibility with them. The flirting process went nowhere, providing a constant source of frustration. You hear that Carly? TRIVIAL What's Hot This Year 2001 posted:[He starts getting feelings for a friend's sister.]
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2013 09:50 |
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Dozerfleet is fascinating in an outsider art kind of way, like Prophet Royal or something. Does it still count as outsider art if supposedly, he's gone to school for video design? His time at college was pretty much about what you'd expect from a hyperconservative spergbot. Crouching Foreign Film, Hidden Sick Mind posted:It was supposed to be "Topics in Film Animation." But FILM 203, held on Thursdays from 6:10-9PM in the TLC basement, turned out to be anything but what the class description read. There was no discussion of keyframing. There was no discussion of the art of framerates. There was no discussion of visual style; no practice runs with CGI, nothing of the class description. Instead, it was "Let's watch live action films made in other countries, and give our opinions of them." Often times, that meant watching the most pointless, pornographic pieces of trash that the teacher could manage to find at a local video store. And he somehow managed to include an actual assignment in the class towards its end, just so it could still be called a class. The Ring runs rings around expectations posted:Not but a week after getting the idea to write 90 Has No Secant, the Dozerfleet founder attended FILM 203 class and was told he'd be watching The Ring. Some of the strange kids sitting in the back of class cheered, and wondered "how?" They knew about the upcoming movie. The Dozerfleet founder hadn't heard. The teacher then explained that his class would be watching the Japanese version. What's Hot This Year March 2003 posted:On March 26th, news emerged of a new case being decided in Texas courts: Lawrence vs. Texas. The idea of it was that the new judges on Texas' supreme court were going to decide that Belgian pop culture customs were more important than the constitution - or even the common sense need for the nation to have a moral compass! That was SEDITION! Yet, nobody, least of all Gee-Dubbya, was all that intent on holding those judges accountable for sedition. What's Hot This Year January 2004 posted:ARTS 132 [Figure Drawing] was taken again. It did only so-so last time taken, so this repeat was an attempt to at least get a C. Alas, results were the same. At least this time, the class got spoiled once and was allowed to draw a young woman, rather than the blobs, hags, and creepy old guys that were usually the models. What's Hot This Year August 2004 posted:OADM 275: Student Diversity Basics, began on Wednesday, August 25th of 2004. It met from 1:10-4:00PM in Old Central 140. Most of it was mindless propaganda and indoctrination into multiculturalism. What's Hot This Year March 2005 posted:It was bound to happen, and then it did. After the Dozerfleet founder posted a thread to the Ring Forum concerning the weapons of Saddam's that made their way into Syria, which the mainstream media admitted to in 2012, long after the damage had been done, the uber-leftist admins decided they'd had enough. The Dozerfleet founder would have to get his fix of Ring trivia somewhere else. But good riddance. No more throwing pearls before those swine. What's Hot This Year December 2005 posted:The gift-giving This man is a fractal trainwreck. Every time you move in closer to see what's going on, each detail is as bizarre as the whole. e: IvanRider's (his user account) User Page posted:Trivia: I'm an advocate of Young-Earth Biblical Creationism. Djeser fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Nov 9, 2013 |
# ¿ Nov 9, 2013 15:31 |
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Channel Awesome is just a magnet for nerd drama in general, I guess. I tried saying I liked one set of reviews on another site and twenty people called me an idiot because the person who did those said something that got someone else in trouble one time. So considering that crossed with TV Tropes, yeah, there's probably no way you could hope to get it removed. Maybe try a different tack, and request to have it locked? Then you can satisfy tropers' inherent need for categorization while keeping people from actively trying to stalk you.
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2013 02:37 |
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Smoking Crow posted:
"Yeah, people call us obsessed with rape and boobs and think we're a useless site with a terrible community that fosters lovely writing and pedophile apologetics. Now stop trying to make up for it."
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 11:47 |
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Internet reviewing is a job, and just like a job in the business world, you have no recourse if someone is harassing you. Sexual harassment suits are thrown out all the time because the plaintiff was "rude".
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