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GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
Ground floor.

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Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

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T. Finninho posted:

I didn't edit it, I had a reply window open and then got on the phone, and you pathetic normals closing a thread has no effect on me ahahahaha

pathetic normals?

Really?

I just ... ugh.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Carrier posted:

Pissflaps 23748
vaginal culture 22909
T. Finninho 18335
anime and cars 17845
Zlatan Imhobitch 16760
Adulterous Hitler 14352
Timbers Jim 13526
Suqit 13119
tremendous homo 12833
tbp 11743
SuperHunBastard1690 10345
Rape Culture Club 10329
Mr. Mambold 10027
CisSTAR 19 9821
Carrier 9735
pissy smelliott 9037
Ponce de Le0n 8920
The Great Catsby 8778
serious gaylord 8446
Bea Nanner 8109
angered paedophile 7242
good luck kitten 7003
Weaponized Cum 6944
Hallowed Turban 6763
Gigi Galli 6203
Angel Puddin 6201
Loving Africa Chaps 5946
Breath Ray 5686
Kitty Kisses 5477
NinjaSteve 4888
excuse me lady 4789
the sex ghost 4735
Hardfl1p 4556
Hegav 4474
belgend 4459
luvd 3892
Hashtag Banterzone 3643
Smokey 3564
Extra Smooth Balls 3203
Thirteenth Step 3103
Scott Bakula 3020
Taff 2983
Ninpo 2474
Butterfly Valley 2383
Total Meatlove 2208
Party in the UAE 2161
cadfael 2024
Chris de Sperg 1816
tetsman 1623
my son bort 1607
Wazzerphuk 1441
oilcheck my rear end 1417
Machinegunboyo 1132
Smiley Face 1113
crappledan 1070
FullLeatherJacket 1041
GOM 1040
be nice wicka 1028
Stinky Pit 987
Pobrecito 956
Lladre 785
Eau de MacGowan 777
euroboy 769
Paperhouse 764
oh em gee bee ess 725
The Collector 715
Botswana! 670
Babby Thatcher 649
Bland 597
Abu Dave 513
Y Kant Ozma Post 489
pizzaman5000 482
atomic gog 451
Jota 436
8raz 414
mynameisjohn 407
NeoNaoNeo 402
Fancy rear end Ho 402
Panic! At The Tesco 400
Destroy My Sweater 382
VarrosAnon 365
flyingkiwi 358
Dick Bitchwhistle 348
Kareem Abdul-Jaffar 335
Bacon of the Sea 314
jyrka 306
a real peso poo poo 304
pik_d 301
rats off to ya 295
T Fowl 291
Sanskrit Scat 288
blue footed boobie 279
c0burn 253
K U N T Z 225
Mans 204
JFairfax 201
Borogrove 196
irlZaphod 175
Objectivist Rapist 168
Russ 165

Overall totals are needed.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
My poor, misinformed friend, USA is not too good - actually, they're not
that good at all! The sad reality is that any team can beat any team on
any day: that's only one aspect that makes it the "beautiful game."

I don't really expect you to understand this, as unlike American
football, there are numerous nuances and complexities to REAL futbol
that those ugly Americans, like yourself, simply will never quite grasp.
Sort of sad actually.

Anybody that knows anything about real football knows that Mexico is a
far superior team than the US: it's a matter of fact. Maybe you can
grasp this - Mexico, if they make it (doubtful at this point... TBD -
Honduras, Uruguay, etc.), has a much better chance of advancing in the
World Cup than US. Again, I'm simply stating facts... Awareness that is
obvious for even an "no-know" American like yourself.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
Lightening delay:

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Hegav posted:

same, cool crew

Same, but have to make it through Parks and Recreation first.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

vaginal culture posted:

i ttyped a lot of letters and said enhance



i dont "see" attractiveness but they all look like some great gals to get frapps with for sure! hehe

Second from right has some serious bow leg.

And she looks like she is about to fall off her shoes.

Totally would.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

T. Finninho posted:

i won some free coffee at work, looks like its all coming up greg

Work makes you pay for coffee?

:wth:

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Chris de Sperg posted:



i not good at open-field tackl


You might start by wanting to hit the dude with the ball, instead of allowing him to run past you and hope you can catch him around the waist.

But I'm just a dumb American, so what do I know about it...

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

He looks harder than you, m8.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Adulterous Hitler posted:

i hope your wife doesnt have a no alarm clock policy

But does she have a no alarm cock policy?

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

dunno, he's out of ITU so that's good :unsmith:

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

oilcheck my rear end posted:

please don't share personal pictures of your life thanks

Shouldn't you be plowing your plot of land?

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Zlatan Imhobitch posted:

Rhubarb and peanut together. Would that work ? I'm sick of rhubarb and ginger and can't think what else will make a nice flavour profile.

It's not Rhubarb, but...

Raspberry, ginger & lime.

Made a Raspberry Jam with ginger and lime yesterday.

loving tasty.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
That loving kid has screamed all god drat day.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
Got my hospital bill.

First heart attack I was in the hospital for 5 days. Total bill was ~$140,000.

Second heart attack I was in the hospital for 2 days. Total bill was $122,400.50.

Guess how much I must pay.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

GOM posted:

Guess how much I must pay.

tetsman posted:

how much will you have to pay?

Do you have reading comprehension issues?

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

oh em gee bee ess posted:

Also how the hell is the first bill ~$140,000, i want concrete numbers god damnit.

Do a post history search. I posted the amount.

I am thinking about a contest. Avatar or forums upgrade to person nearest to correct amount.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

oilcheck my rear end posted:

my pregnant ex-girlfriend dumped me a couple days ago

So, she is unemployed, pregnant and single. That's some Nguyen.

oilcheck my rear end posted:

i retaliated by making a terrible business decision

Hiring a chick with big bazooms is not necessarily a terrible business decision.

oilcheck my rear end posted:

life will go on but I'm going to probably punch someone

you?

Well, you see, ...

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

oilcheck my rear end posted:

I actually bought a piece of land and am going to build a new building on it

Well, at least you are smart enough to know that hiring a chick with big bazooms isn't a terrible business decision.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

anime and cars posted:

have you thiought of building a clue on it?

:regd08:

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

ooh, a nice young man just came round and serviced my boiler

just lol if you live somewhere that requires a boiler.

:newlol:

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

you don't have hot taps in your house?

Of course. It is called a hot water heater.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

vaginal culture posted:

Im a big avbadvertising fan hes an earnest man with a heart of gold

And nothing between the ears.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
$1,500.00

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp9xfM6SSTI

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Extra Smooth Balls posted:

expect the worst and you will often be pleasantly surprised

So that's how your relationship with Dick works...or is it how Dick's relationship with you works...

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

Pissflaps posted:

That's very kind of you to offer but your irregular heartbeat really doesn't interest me that much.

MODS!

Irregular heartbeat? Really?

I just can't go on.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

nice lens flare, ffs.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

CisSTAR 19 posted:

This is me. I would not date "Hardfl1p".
This is me. I would date "Hardfl1p."

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)



GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

oilcheck my rear end posted:

which one is bigge

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)
Sweet merciful Jesus -- Robin Thicke, who is the musical personification of Tony Abbott, has churned out 10 tracks which amalgamate to the artistic creativity of a singing rubber fish. On the album's title track, which basically implies that Thicke has no sense of female empowerment or their right to choose (not to mention the accompanying video clip where the married man surrounds himself with naked women), he begs, "I know you want it, I know you want it, I know you want it." Get a grip, dude. You're a washed up mid-30s wannabe white Marvin Gaye who's still riding on his father's coat tails. Couple this with the line: "You the hottest bitch in this place" and you've got a one-way ticket to having a drink thrown in your face. The rest of the album is an incoherent mess of over-produced and played-out rhyme scenes, unoriginal motifs and Thicke's penchant for unambiguous misogyny. Hopefully Germaine Greer pens a think piece about Blurred Lines so not only will she write her first article with any sense of cultural relevance of the past 10 years, but also something worthwhile will come from this absolute trash. Can you imagine if your life aspiration was to be something multiple women regretted for the rest of their lifes? Ugh.

GOM
Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

President & Founding Member of Cardiac Crew (x2)

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Jan 13, 2001


PWM POTM, September 2013

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T. Finninho posted:

its getting cold



not really, m8

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