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Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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this is def problematic

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Dec 8, 2005


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Carrier posted:

Pissflaps 23748
vaginal culture 22909
T. Finninho 18335
anime and cars 17845
Zlatan Imhobitch 16760
Adulterous Hitler 14352
Timbers Jim 13526
Suqit 13119
tremendous homo 12833
tbp 11743
SuperHunBastard1690 10345
Rape Culture Club 10329
Mr. Mambold 10027
CisSTAR 19 9821
Carrier 9735
pissy smelliott 9037
Ponce de Le0n 8920
The Great Catsby 8778
serious gaylord 8446
Bea Nanner 8109
angered paedophile 7242
good luck kitten 7003
Weaponized Cum 6944
Hallowed Turban 6763
Gigi Galli 6203
Angel Puddin 6201
Loving Africa Chaps 5946
Breath Ray 5686
Kitty Kisses 5477
NinjaSteve 4888
excuse me lady 4789
the sex ghost 4735
Hardfl1p 4556
Hegav 4474
belgend 4459
luvd 3892
Hashtag Banterzone 3643
Smokey 3564
Extra Smooth Balls 3203
Thirteenth Step 3103
Scott Bakula 3020
Taff 2983
Ninpo 2474
Butterfly Valley 2383
Total Meatlove 2208
Party in the UAE 2161
cadfael 2024
Chris de Sperg 1816
tetsman 1623
my son bort 1607
Wazzerphuk 1441
oilcheck my rear end 1417
Machinegunboyo 1132
Smiley Face 1113
crappledan 1070
FullLeatherJacket 1041
GOM 1040
be nice wicka 1028
Stinky Pit 987
Pobrecito 956
Lladre 785
Eau de MacGowan 777
euroboy 769
Paperhouse 764
oh em gee bee ess 725
The Collector 715
Botswana! 670
Babby Thatcher 649
Bland 597
Abu Dave 513
Y Kant Ozma Post 489
pizzaman5000 482
atomic gog 451
Jota 436
8raz 414
mynameisjohn 407
NeoNaoNeo 402
Fancy rear end Ho 402
Panic! At The Tesco 400
Destroy My Sweater 382
VarrosAnon 365
flyingkiwi 358
Dick Bitchwhistle 348
Kareem Abdul-Jaffar 335
Bacon of the Sea 314
jyrka 306
a real peso poo poo 304
pik_d 301
rats off to ya 295
T Fowl 291
Sanskrit Scat 288
blue footed boobie 279
c0burn 253
K U N T Z 225
Mans 204
JFairfax 201
Borogrove 196
irlZaphod 175
Objectivist Rapist 168
Russ 165

thats definitely a post

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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NinjaSteve posted:

czn i have an example of a nother joke please

sorry the jokestore called and they're all out of jokes

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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tbp posted:

"Urine" luck! The new jokes will premier sometime next week

ill start queuing up right away

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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benfica has soccer pro nem matic

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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Extra Smooth Balls posted:

stickers are worse than crack

one step away from anime

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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Dec 8, 2005


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vaginal culture posted:

Haha rice? Lol.. Its the year of quinoa
http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=44184

Get with the times

nice that you let the UN tell you what to do

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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Kitty Kisses posted:

i skipped around a bit to see if it changed to anime music at any point

did anyone ask why you were skipping around?

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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lying about being a mod should be a bannable offensive imho

its like lying about being a cop, or training to be a cop

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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im fine with the thumb as long as no more feet are posted

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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the tetris song has really bad russian words in it and im offended that the timbers sing it

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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tetsman posted:

i was an anime in my previous life

must've been a pretty lovely anime

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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why do you have a painting of a tree in your office?

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Dec 8, 2005


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vaginal culture posted:

laminate desk heh i'd quit asap. i am barely employed as it is

suqit doesnt care cuz he spends most of his time at truck stops

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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Rape Culture Club posted:

i got congratulations from the physiotherapy professor on translating that stuff so im well pleased

you're a trans hero

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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thanks suqit

im saying "thanks suqit" because only suqit would be boring enough to link to something like that

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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Adulterous Hitler posted:

deliver a truckload of dongarn rumpa to the west

thats the final level

no one has managed to do it

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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i didnt know suqit's wife was a euro truck simulator 2 fan

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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new jersey couches aren't trash



trash gets picked up

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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suqit just couldn't resist the bang & olufsen edible speakers

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Dec 8, 2005


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T. Finninho posted:

lol the moderation on rawk is some of the worst ever

maybe you should stop posting pics of tevez' scars?

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Dec 8, 2005


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vaginal culture posted:

soccer is super boring to me now

sorry dzeko turned out to be poo poo m8

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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William Freddie McCullough - BLOOMINGDALE - The man. The myth. The legend. Men wanted to be him and women wanted to be with him. William Freddie McCullough died on September 11, 2013. Freddie loved deep fried Southern food smothered in Cane Syrup, fishing at Santee Cooper Lake, Little Debbie Cakes, Two and a Half Men, beautiful women, Reeses Cups and Jim Beam. Not necessarily in that order. He hated vegetables and hypocrites. Not necessarily in that order. He was a master craftsman who single -handedly built his beautiful house from the ground up. Freddie was also great at growing fruit trees, grilling chicken and ribs, popping wheelies on his Harley at 50 mph, making everyone feel appreciated and hitting Coke bottles at thirty yards with his 45. When it came to floor covering, Freddie was one of the best in the business. And he loved doing it. Freddie loved to tell stories. And you could be sure 50% of every story was true. You just never knew which 50%. Marshall Matt Dillon, Ben Cartwright and Charlie Harper were his TV heroes. And he was the hero for his six children: Mark, Shain, Clint, Brandice, Ashley and Thomas. Freddie adored the ladies. And they adored him. There isn't enough space here to list all of the women from Freddie's past. There isn't enough space in the Bloomingdale phone book. A few of the more colorful ones were Momma Margie, Crazy Pam, Big Tittie Wanda, Spacy Stacy and Sweet Melissa (he explained that nickname had nothing to do with her attitude). He attracted more women than a shoe sale at Macy's. He got married when he was 18, but it didn't last. Freddie was no quitter, however, so he gave it a shot two more times. It didn't work out with any of the wives, but he managed to stay friends with them and their parents. In between his many adventures, Freddie appeared in several films including The Ordeal of Dr. Mudd, A Time for Miracles, The Conspirator, Double Wide Blues and Pretty Fishes. When Freddie took off for that pool party in the sky, he left behind his sons Mark McCullough, Shain McCullough and his wife Amy, Clint McCullough and his wife Desiree, and Thomas McCullough and his wife Candice; and his daughters Brandice Chambers and her husband Michael, Ashley Cooler and her husband Justin; his brothers Jimmie and Eddie McCullough; and his girlfriend Lisa Hopkins; and seven delightful grandkids. Freddie was killed when he rushed into a burning orphanage to save a group of adorable children. Or maybe not. We all know how he liked to tell stories.

Hashtag Banterzone fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Sep 18, 2013

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Dec 8, 2005


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T. Finninho posted:

what is this

a biotruth

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Dec 8, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

lets go back to the previous pwmand pretend this one never happened its bad

ill post more so it stops being so bad

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Dec 8, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

its problematic



nice job cutting off the list right before it gets to your name to avoid blame

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Dec 8, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

who do you think is to blame

the top 11 posters itt

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Dec 8, 2005


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im going to see a second city show tmrw

im hoping amy poehler is there and she makes some parks and rec jokes

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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i would love some cavani stats right now

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Dec 8, 2005


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Lladre posted:

I am going to the middle of Jersey (The new one in the States) this Saturday and I am concerned I will be accosted with no running water and trench latrines. Is old Jersey just as bad?

what part? tbp entertainment might have an office there

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Dec 8, 2005


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Total Meatlove posted:

IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TEAM AND YOU COME IN HERE ASKING ABOUT WHICH ONE TO SUPPORT I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A WIGAN AV AND BAN YOU IF YOU DON'T POST ABOUT THEM AT LEAST ONCE EVERY GAME THEY PLAY

ps ilu flaps

wigan isnt in the BPL so it doesnt work

they should have to become a fan of Jozy, Geoff Cameron, tim howard, guzan, brek shea and edu

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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chicago was a cool city

tho I dont like chicago pizza as much as ny pizza

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Dec 8, 2005


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T. Finninho posted:

as a reader of other forums do europeans make those "who should i follow" posts or is it unique to this forum

no one does in the nba thread

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Dec 8, 2005


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Angel Puddin posted:

greg is giving out gang tags again it will all end spectacularly well just like last time he tried

i will not support this doxxing

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


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I wish there was a chels gang tag

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Dec 8, 2005


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Pissflaps posted:

the more pregnant sexy pregnant girl gets the sexier she becomes this is real bad

thats a mirror and a beer belly not a baby

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Dec 8, 2005


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T. Finninho posted:

i'll change the title for like a week, prob

TPBM? there's never been a 4 letter acronym iirc

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Dec 8, 2005


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poo poo you're right, and I think I even suggested MCAM

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Dec 8, 2005


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Babby Thatcher posted:

Lord Tebbit told The Argus he would be writing to Mr Cameron over the “offensive” message, adding: “I must say I don’t Twitter nor Tweet myself but I shall certainly be writing to the Prime Minister to suggest that he enquires into what happened.

“He must discipline whoever it was that acted in his name and on his authority in such an offensive manner.”

can you explain the tweet? idgi

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