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DO YALL WANT A BOXC
Jul 20, 2010

EYY WHO WANTS A PIZZA PIE ? PASTA LINGUINE ITSA FAMILY THING PAISAN EYYYYYY



Fun Shoe

Fat Twitter Man posted:

how tf do you make up an open weight grand prix and make Melvin Manhoef a freaking alternate

part of me wants to protect poor melvin from being KOed more, part of me wants to see him come in as a sub and win it

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Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity


Captain Log posted:

I'm behind on podcasts -

I'm assuming Chael has already loudly declared that he would double kneebar Mir?

welcome back friend. I assume they just brought you out of a medically induced coma or something, so here is an excellent chael-related post you missed while you were sleeping a dreamless sleep

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Chael sonnen gives 8 weeks of interviews about how he's going to easily destroy a train, all of which are stolen verbatim from Georgia Maritime and Railroad Wrestling heavyweight champion 1921-1923 "Boxcar" Billy Nesbitt. He gets immediately flattened by the train and when he finally emerges from ICU 2 and a half years later to promote his upcoming fight with a Honda civic he flippantly mentions the ease with which he ran over and hospitalised the train

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe

Soothing Vapors posted:

welcome back friend. I assume they just brought you out of a medically induced coma or something, so here is an excellent chael-related post you missed while you were sleeping a dreamless sleep

Ah hahahaha! God I missed certain aspects of this place.

Medically I'm not golden - but I'm not about to drop dead. Enough folks here know me in "real" life that if I croaked you'd at least get a funny post about it.

I do feel like I've spent about two months on a different planet. SA likes to be randomly blocked by hospital networks.

Fedora has declined enough I'd be alright to see him fight Chael. He does horrible with even slightly oversized opponents but Chael is too full blown nuts to believe he could lose a fight.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity


I'm glad you're up and functional at least!

I'm could get my metaphorical dick out for Chael/Fedor, Chael/Mir, or even Chael/Tito II again. There are so many potential bad Chael fights to be made right now, it is a very exciting time

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Mir would absolutely crush Chael in a million different ways.

Like of all the people at HW Chael might have a chance with it isn't with a legit grappler that has 40+ lbs on him.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

plz control u toxic hatsculinity


Sure, but watching Chael talk poo poo for 10 weeks and then lose in a humiliating fashion is 80% of the appeal of Bellator

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe

Soothing Vapors posted:

Sure, but watching Chael talk poo poo for 10 weeks and then lose in a humiliating fashion is 80% of the appeal of Bellator

Chael is some sort of quantum loveable fighting concept that loses ever fight he should win and wins every fight he should lose.

I wonder what happens if you put him in a box with poison, Schroedinger style. I'm guessing he would figure out how to make a box levitate with his mind and then somehow flies it into a powerline.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010


Captain Log posted:

Chael is some sort of quantum loveable fighting concept that loses ever fight he should win and wins every fight he should lose.

I wonder what happens if you put him in a box with poison, Schroedinger style. I'm guessing he would figure out how to make a box levitate with his mind and then somehow flies it into a powerline.

The Wanderlei fight is the weird outlier that went exactly the way it should have gone.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

So how long before Jon Jones shows up in Rizin

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