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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Yuriy posted:

This starts at 10 AM EST, link in Indy's schedule above.

http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20882-pxc-40

So far its some dude dicking with VLC.

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Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

coconono posted:

So far its some dude dicking with VLC.

Yea, I went from Indy's posted schedule, but the tapology event says it started at 5:30 EST.

Gonna guess we don't got poo poo till Oplot starts.

individual865
Mar 26, 2007

Life on the outside ain't what it used to be.


College Slice

ALERT! I hosed up the start time, CWFC prelims start in 40 minutes here: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Cage...113165568775888

Main Card starts at 2PM on cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com

As always, join us in #mma to discuss!

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


origami posted:

Aleks had a fight earlier this week and apparently had a controversial loss:
http://www.fightersonlymag.com/cont...ng-63yr-old-man

He's been arrested and they're trying to replace him. Apparently the people running the show are rich as gently caress and love losing money, so one of the people they're trying to coax into the ring is Fedor.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

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Fun Shoe

Triticum Guzzler posted:

He's been arrested and they're trying to replace him. Apparently the people running the show are rich as gently caress and love losing money, so one of the people they're trying to coax into the ring is Fedor.

Love or hate him, few men have given less fucks about fighting than Fedor. No way in hell he unretires for his shameful, sinner of a brother.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Yeah I don't think there's a way in hell it happens unless he's squandered all his money away building whites only churches. I'm interested in seeing just how lovely the Russian heavyweight they eventually find is though.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

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Fun Shoe

Please do a play by play of this card again. There isn't a soul at work today and I can only stare into the void of nothingness that is life so much.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010


Triticum Guzzler posted:

He's been arrested and they're trying to replace him. Apparently the people running the show are rich as gently caress and love losing money, so one of the people they're trying to coax into the ring is Fedor.

Who is they and do you have a phone number? I know a guy that might be intrested.

slev
Apr 6, 2009



Tito is injured and out of the fight.

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/st...834994440753152

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything



Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Guess coconono isn't going to give UNICEF any money now.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

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Fun Shoe


Holy God could they be any more dead as an org?

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

this is a job for the Punk

How is it that this is somehow simultaneously unbelievable and totally, utterly predictable?

Luchadork
Feb 18, 2010

Take a look at the masked man
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
Chris Benoit killed his family


Hahahahaha never change, Tito.

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

SAVE_US.CHR


Ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

e: ahahahahahaha

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

I'm too dumb to get probated


i hope they pull king mo from his fight and match him against rampage. it seems plausible

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011


we did it

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

I DO WANT TO HIGHLIGHT


A neck injury? that's a first

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

maffew buildings posted:

i hope they pull king mo from his fight and match him against rampage. it seems plausible

I like this idea better since Vegh got hosed anyway

quote:

@SBNLukeThomas 58s You know what would be dope? If Bellator got Attila Vegh off the shelf to fight Rampage on short notice. I'd still favor Vegh to win.

Also there's a Bellator thread y'all

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


willie_dee posted:

Who is they and do you have a phone number? I know a guy that might be intrested.

http://legendashow.com/en/contacts Vladimir Voitekhovskyi I guess

also haahahahahaha

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



Without the Tito / rampage freak show it's now listed with cable channels as 'sport' and not 'comedy'

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

http://legendashow.com/en/contacts Vladimir Voitekhovskyi I guess

also haahahahahaha

Make it happen Willie, or have him offer to fight Rampage

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything


Bellator has announced a press call at 5:30 p.m. ET

GET READY, FELLAS.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002




RIP Bella Torres

Pimp Cauldron
Aug 3, 2002

A twisted pictoral of phoenix, AZ



This is only going to get more hilarious.

Save Russian Jews
Jun 7, 2007

who the fuck is this guy anyway, i can't even see his face


Lipstick Apathy

Ahhaahahahahh i love this loving sport

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



I can't say I am surprised, but it's still hilarious.

Fozzy The Bear
Sep 27, 2009

My reaction after reading this
------>


Could Eddie Alvarez sue, since part of the deal was that he gets PPV points?

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


I bet Spike will just throw him a pile of cash to keep him happy.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Hahaha the RFA main event has seen a welterweight gas himself out by holding rubber guard for 3 minutes. He can't even complete an omoplata despite the guy on top having his posture completely compromised.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


The 10th Planet fighter was outstruck and outwrestled and outgrappled by a basketball player training with Roufus. Sounds about right.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

I bet against K-1


Mr. Nice! posted:

Guess coconono isn't going to give UNICEF any money now.

gently caress you tito, I'm donating out of spite now. A loving NECK INJURY? WAS IT FROM YOU RUBBERNECKING DURING A CUCKOLDING?

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010



Never doubt the influence a small group of MMA nerds can have on the upper echelons of B league HW MMA. JT won't be fighting CroCop or for Legends this year.

Did I mention that JT likes to have time to prepare for things?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



coconono posted:

gently caress you tito, I'm donating out of spite now. A loving NECK INJURY? WAS IT FROM YOU RUBBERNECKING DURING A CUCKOLDING?

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


willie_dee posted:

Never doubt the influence a small group of MMA nerds can have on the upper echelons of B league HW MMA. JT won't be fighting CroCop or for Legends this year.

Did I mention that JT likes to have time to prepare for things?

I can't tell if you're talking in code or not

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010


Triticum Guzzler posted:

I can't tell if you're talking in code or not

Dave Grool
Oct 21, 2008



Grimey Drawer

WSOF prelims starting I made a GDT

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

Respect the Land



http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2013/...nents-spray-tan

opponent had a spray tan, fight doesn't count

omg chael crash
Jul 8, 2012





This is why all those South Philly goombas have such excellent records.

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Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.



Kinda feel that makes sense. How is that any different from actual greasing? Granted I say this without ever having used spray tan, is it really perfectly dry?

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