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Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

Also he is 40 years old and not exactly taking great care of his body. He'll probably finish out that contract to get paid but you know his body isn't going to hold up so those final fights are going to be even uglier than normal.

Actually, most injuries come in training, so he's in pretty good shape compared to most fighters.

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Nierbo
Dec 5, 2010

sup brah?

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Actually, most injuries come in training, so he's in pretty good shape compared to most fighters.

lmao

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Roy Nelson's​ a massive dumbass who somehow managed to have a long UFC career in spite of being as lovely and annoying to work with as possible. He's going to praise Bellator to high heaven then in 6 weeks be right back to being an annoying prick and complaining that he deserves a better contract and a title shot after losing 29-28 to Kongo

Absolutely

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Actually, most injuries come in training, so he's in pretty good shape compared to most fighters.

rofl

Also, gently caress, why not Roy Nelson Bellator HW Champ? He's at least marginally better than their current champion.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
Bellator doesn't even have a heavyweight champion now, the Russian guy who was holding the belt disappeared back to Russia and never returned to Bellator and it took them several years to strip him of it.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Roy Nelson is certainly better than no one whatsoever.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Bellator doesn't even have a heavyweight champion now

That was the point, yes.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Roy Nelson's​ a massive dumbass who somehow managed to have a long UFC career in spite of being as lovely and annoying to work with as possible. He's going to praise Bellator to high heaven then in 6 weeks be right back to being an annoying prick and complaining that he deserves a better contract and a title shot after losing 29-28 to Kongo

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



Apparently Nelson was getting $75k show money in UFC. loving LOL

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Paid by the pound.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?




Fun fact: Roy has fought 10 times since the and has only been able to do what he did to Kongo twice, and against even worse competition

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Memento posted:

That was the point, yes.

Oh, well in that case I disagree, Roy Nelson sucks and no champion at all is better than him.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
Melvin Manhoef's promotion WFL held an MMA card today in Holland, in the co-main event Andy Souwer armbarred Rodney Glunder's son who stepped in on 2 hours notice. So I guess Souwer is sticking with MMA?

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Melvin Manhoef's promotion WFL held an MMA card today in Holland, in the co-main event Andy Souwer armbarred Rodney Glunder's son who stepped in on 2 hours notice. So I guess Souwer is sticking with MMA?

Thats cool

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


How the gently caress is Andy Souwer only 34

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Bluedeanie posted:

Fun fact: Roy has fought 10 times since the and has only been able to do what he did to Kongo twice, and against even worse competition

It was kind of funny when he threw the exact same punch at Struve, and had that picture of his trainer on a chair with gloves on sticks. Then he complained to Ariel that Burger King sponsored Silva over him, and the slide began.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Nelson was kind of nice to have around when he was a guy who casual fans could recognize/ironically cheer for, but the real reason to cut him is that he can't hang with top heavyweights anymore, less because he declined and more because the division has improved a lot.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.


Anyone know the source of this?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lid posted:



Anyone know the source of this?

Alfie Davis vs Nick Baker, UCMMA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL3Z3NPMWsw Kick happens around 5:10

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Cheers

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Searching for UCMMA axe kick gets this:
http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/vault/mma/axe-kick-knockout-mma-fight

full fight: https://www.mma-core.com/videos/Alfie_Davis_vs_Nick_Baker_Greatest_head_kick_knockout_EVER/10132806

e: oh mannnnn

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
UFC Fight Pass B-League events:

Eurasia Fight Night - Fight Nights Global 68 Fri, Jun 2, 2017 12:00PM ET
https://www.ufc.tv/video/efn-68

Mikhail Mokhnatkin vs Sergey Pavlovich
Vitaly Minakov vs Antonio Silva
Nikita Chistyakov vs Tomas Deak
Nikita Krylov vs Stejpan Bekavac
Baga Agaev vs Tony Johnson
Dmitry Aryshev vs Asif Tagiev
Oleg Dadonov vs Jackie Gosh
Rustam Chsiev vs Giorgi Lobzhanidze
Alexey Sidorenko vs Hasan Yousefi
Vasiliy Zubkov vs Islam Yashaev


Cage Warriors 84 Fri, Jun 2, 2017 4:00PM ET
https://www.ufc.tv/video/cage-warriors-84

Nathaniel Wood vs Marko Kovacevic
Norman Paraisy vs Matt Inman
Brad Wheeler vs Matt Inman
Tom Green vs Alexander Jacobsen
Craig White vs Håkon Fos

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
PFL just put out an ad for their event in Daytona at the end of June. It's actually pretty decent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5oTKORdde8

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/nbwanglei/status/870291612089241600

savage

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Melvin's gonna Melvin.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002

El Roncho posted:

Melvin's gonna Melvin.

Yeah, he missed weight by 11lbs

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


krylov & bigfoot coming up on fightpass FNG

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


just remembered Krylov vs Maldonado could happen in FNG since UFC never made it happen

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006




Marvelous

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Yeah, he missed weight by 11lbs

wow, apparently 5 missed weights in his last 7 bouts.
One of the ones he didn't miss was agreed catchweight up front.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
e: oops, meant to post this:

https://twitter.com/AXSTVFights/status/870833419382472704

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Posting this in B League

https://twitter.com/titoortiz/status/871290532005265408

red19fire
May 26, 2010

https://twitter.com/marc_raimondi/status/871835303148900353

Good.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Hell yea

36 years to life with the possibility of parole.

Which given his docile manner I'm sure he won't screw up in prison and be a model citizen to get that parole, right?

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Digital Jedi posted:

Hell yea

36 years to life with the possibility of parole.

Which given his docile manner I'm sure he won't screw up in prison and be a model citizen to get that parole, right?

he is going to kill someone and/or turn gay extremely quickly

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

he is going to kill someone and/or turn gay extremely quickly

He already found Jesus, so that's out of the way.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

DumbWhiteGuy posted:

he is going to kill someone and/or turn gay extremely quickly

He has already tried to kill himself, hope he pulls it off on his second attempt.

mewse
May 2, 2006

quote:

War Machine was given six separate life sentences for his 29 charges by Judge Elissa Cadish and is eligible for parole in 2053 after serving 36 years at the age of 71.

Hope he doesn't live that long

Gay Horney
Feb 10, 2013

by Reene
Chuck definitely needs the money. He's an MLM distributor now.

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Gay Horney posted:

Chuck definitely needs the money. He's an MLM distributor now.

I know funding is hard in the business of organizing marxist-leninist-maoist cells but your mind is a valuable weapon against class enemies chuck

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