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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
isn't a scream a verbal submission? chael got done by that rule once

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Glad I got to hear Goldie say "embrace the grind" for old-time's sake.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Bader should ride out a third and shoot for Forrest Petz' record vs Sammy Morgan, which was scored 30-23 on one card

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I bet one judge scores it 30-27.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Don Frye and Dan Severn had a son, and that man is Timothy Johnson's moustache.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
wait what

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Did I miss something or was that really three punches to the shoulders/neck leading to a tko

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

I mean, good for Eddie if he gets paid but that would make UFC LW less interesting

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
did Bendo just do an oil check?

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
lol

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Someone please gif Benson's "I DID?!?" face

That was amazing

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
How is that Bellator gets to use Fedor/Rogers in their promo? I thought the UFC owned all of the Strikeforce library. Could it be because it was a co-promotion with M1?

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Chael should be allowed to wear wrestling shoes for his fights.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
or those pancrase boots.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
lol at chael

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
ahahaha i'm dying

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Fedor is insanely gassed holy poo poo

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
chael is gonna get americana'd by as megagassed fedor next round

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
well that sure was something

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Fedor probably broke every bone in both hands, so the final will be bader vs king mo

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Tito got better at public speaking because he practices six days a week; five days a week he practices three days a week, and one day a week he practices two days of the week. He's been reachin' for those grapes, makin' that cheese and whine.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
well, poo poo :ohdear:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I cannot picture Schaub getting anything more genuine than a nervous, fremdschämen-induced laugh.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

good lord :stare:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Dan Didio posted:

Sorry to say guys but the CTE has finally got to me and it seems you were all in my imagination all along.

Memento posted:

world-ended-in-2012-no-one-noticed hypothesis getting stronger and stronger every day

same

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
classic

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I hope for his sake Johny was a USADA casualty, because otherwise he's close to passing Evan Tanner for saddest nadir of a former UFC champ.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
That thing will probably produce a great little fighter of its own, once it hatches.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

Call this a hematroma, because he looks like the drat Toxic Avenger.

:golfclap:

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I remember an interview about it with Dakota Cochrane in which he talked about needing money and said something along the lines of "I hated it every time I had to go down there" (no pun intended), so I think it had to have been more than one incident. I haven't personally examined his smutty oeuvre though.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
It's not Evan Tanner sad or Matt Hughes sad (assuming you liked Hughes in the first place), but it's definitely up there with Tim Sylvia getting blown away by a 50-year-old Ray Mercer for most pathetic post-title failure.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Apparently Tito announced his retirement and says he wants to be a promoter again. Hopefully we're in for more "Of course, I'm Tito Ortiz" and "I catered the press conference myself" gems in the future.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

LobsterMobster posted:

:woop:

Bellator's champ, Darrion Caldwell, is gonna fight Horiguchi at Rizin's NYE event for the inaugural Rizin Bantamweight title

:hellyeah:

neat

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

LobsterMobster posted:

B-League MMA: Grands Prix and Untested Pee

I like this one, and it definitely won't be out of date even if we go another five years between threads.

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

CommonShore posted:

I went ahead and did it. Guys, we have a new home:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3875853

Once again, I encourage everyone to give me suggestions, edits, and corrections.

lookin good

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