B-League MMA: I think it is a fairly strong child, so I will defeat her without mercy

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Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

GBS found out about our ~~gay~~ retarded sport.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2013 00:53

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:03

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I often wonder whether fighting/cutting weight is better or worse for you than pro wrasslin'. What a lovely way to go. Was he particularly big for flyweight?

# ¿ Sep 27, 2013 17:50

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Gregor Samsa posted:

Over/under on whether Tito pleads not guilty and represents himself?

I think you need to show a degree of competency to be allowed to do that, don't you?

Hello lables and jurormen, I am of course your defendant, the policecop said I was over the limit and here in a minute I am going to show you that this is literally impossible for that to have happened *stammers on for four more minutes before shotgunning a case of O'Doul's*

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 22:39

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Mr. Ortiz you cannot personally arrange for Blimpie to cater the juror deliberation for your own trial, gently caress this bullshit I'm retiring to my chamber.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2014 23:18

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

red19fire posted:

Anyone can represent themselves in court, unless they're deemed unfit, but if you do you can't petition the judge to declare a mistrial based on incompetent representation.

That's what I meant, :ortiz:

he would be deemed unfit

# ¿ Jan 28, 2014 05:15

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Cyborg said she plans to drop to 135 and retire Ronda by the end of the year.

But I'm so confused, :ortiz:

said it would be impossible!!!!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2014 07:02

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Yuriy posted:

God I hope Vinny doesn't gently caress this up

He will. Is that fight at HW?

# ¿ Mar 5, 2014 19:35

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

MassRafTer posted:

Anyone want to become a judge or resuscitator in the state of Rhode Island? It'll cost you $10.

I was going to apply in MA, but it requires you to pay $50 and to pass a course. No thank you, Taxachusetts!

http://www.dbr.state.ri.us/documents/divisions/commlicensing/boxing/RA-Occupational_Application.pdf

I looked into it here in Missouri once and it was $50 per license but I think you just had to apply and pay up and you're good to go.

How does getting pulled for assignment work? Is it just random drawn out of a hat or do new members get lovely small shows or is it broken up by region or what?

# ¿ Mar 21, 2014 04:06

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

First a twitter account dedicated to his skyrim playthrough and now this. I'm waiting for Jon Fitch to be at the official /r/mma booth at the next big brony convention

# ¿ Jun 20, 2014 22:38

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I'm gonna take my girlfriend to Invicta 8 and want advice on tickets. I know the best advice for good seats at the best value is to book the first row of the middle balcony (if the arena is that big) but I'm kind of enamored by how cheap Invicta actually is compared to UFC and am considering floor seats. Is that worth it at all, or would it be too hard to see the fight from there?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2014 21:47

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

1st AD posted:

Depends where on the floor and what venue, some of the floor (not ringside) seats offer a good view of the cage. I think lower mezzanine seats are usually the best viewing, though.

That's what I figured. Since tickets aren't available for the show yet, I looked at a different MMA promotion's setup that's playing the same venue later this month and this is their floor plan. I imagine Invicta would feature something similar, but since it's not a traditional mezzanine setup I'm not sure which spot would be best. Any experience with something like this?

# ¿ Jul 12, 2014 03:45

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Yuriy posted:

I'd rather have a guy that slangs and bangs than see a "technical fighter" like Machida fart around with Phil Davis or Hendo for an extended period of time

The difference is Machida successfully hits his opponent with many of the punches he throws, whereas Leonard Garcia does not.

Nelson connects often enough, too, but this is due to how awful heavyweight is and not indicative of any level of skill. This leads to him being in unexciting fights where someone who is actually a much better fighter easily outpoints him while he makes exhausted pouty faces.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 15:42

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Welcome to PSP! We like to have fun here but we also tackle serious questions in pages long debates.

Questions like:
-Is Leonard Garcia a good fighter? (Status: PENDING)
-Which fighters are hot? Fellas, we don't discriminate! (Status: ANSWERED. Machida w/ Beard)
-Is Wanderlei smarter than a flightless parrot? (Status: ANSWERED. A bird pecks at the fence in the blue corner, the song Sandstorm echoing throughout the arena. The red corner remains empty)

All of these are still more interesting topics than the logistics of establishing an MMA Hall of Fame with lovely-enough eligibility standards to induct Fedor.

# ¿ Jul 14, 2014 17:15

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Petition to create some kind of PSP FYAD-lite and sticky this thread there, tia

# ¿ Aug 11, 2014 21:48

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Do you think Bjorn would have immediately and publicly fired War Machine had he still been president? I feel like he would have found a way to name War Machine Vice President of Emulating Matt Hughes' Role of Angry Twitter Guy Lacking Self Awareness.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 17:52

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

The problem is I'm pretty sure that bounty comes from Christy Mack, not the state or county. I don't have much of a handle on what porn stars take home so she might be able to pay that out no problem but I'd still feel kind of greasy taking money from a battered woman who's about to have serious medical bills.

But I don't do my hair like that either so obviously Dog and I differ on matters of taste and moral fortitude.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 21:16

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

MMAmania has it that LVPD has issued seven warrants for his arrest on battery resulting in substantial bodily harm, battery by strangulation, two counts battery with substantial bodily harm, one count gross and open lewdness, one count assault with a deadly weapon and one count coercion/threat with force.

# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 22:27

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

So what's the line on War Machine vs. Joe Son?

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 02:08

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

http://www.jrn.com/ktnv/news/Money-pours-in-for-Christy-Macks-recovery-War-Machines-capture-271189561.html

quote:

Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) -- As the hunt for MMA fighter War Machine continues, his ex-girlfriend Christy Mack continues her recovery in a hospital room after he allegedly beat her in a Las Vegas home last Friday.

Hundreds across the world have contributed to her medical expenses which doctors said are already in the hundreds of thousands.

MMA fighter Jonathan Koppenhaver, known as War Machine, has been on the run since he allegedly beat his adult film star ex-girlfriend Christy Mack, even tweeting, "The cops will never give me fair play...still deciding what to do."

Now, it's not just the cops War Machine has to worry about. Dog the Bounty Hunter told War Machine over Twitter he has 24-hours to turn himself in or "I am coming after you." Now, his time is up.

Christy Mack tweeted photos from her hospital bed saying she has suffered 18 broken bones, missing teeth, a broken nose, and a ruptured liver, but her fan base is showing their support through donations to her medical expenses on a site started by a fellow adult film actress Kendall Karson.

With donations ranging from just $5 to $3,500, the money keeps coming in, and so does the advocacy against domestic violence.

"People are hating on her on social media saying that because she's an adult entertainer that it doesn't really matter," said adult film actress and close friend Alexis Monroe. "We're not just entertainers. We have lives, families, friends."

Dr. Nicholas Toscano, a New York celebrity dentist, offered to fix Christy Mack's smile pro bono in a gesture not only to help her but other victims of domestic violence.

"Unfortunately she's become the poster girl for what a lot of women suffer every day at the hands of abusive men," Dr. Toscano told Action News. "If just a few doctors would take cases like this every day we could change a lot of people's lives."

Dr. Toscano has yet to treat Mack but said judging from her pictures, the injuries are severe and her road to recovery will be a long one, "She needs a lot of reconstruction and it's not something that happens overnight."

People advocating for War Machine's capture have contributed to a reward fund, including the Harrison family from the TV show "Pawn Stars." The Harrison family contributed $10,000, bringing the total reward to $20,000. It's up for grabs for anyone who has information leading to an arrest.

War Machine is thought to be in the San Diego area where he resides, and San Diego Police said the case has been turned over to the U.S. Marshal's Office.

*drops War Machine's severed head on counter* Yeah, it's one of a kind, I think I can part with this for $10,000

*long sigh* Look, the thing is I need to be able to sell it, and this isn't something anybody wants. Plus, it's missing pretty much the entire body...

# ¿ Aug 14, 2014 17:31

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

colonel_korn posted:

The Nick Diaz of medieval combat

Was just gonna post that. He even found a way to emulate the Stockton Slap during a swordfight

# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 21:05

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Ogantai posted:

hahahahahha

# ¿ Aug 16, 2014 08:00

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

War Machine is so bad at fighting he literally could not finish a rear naked on a reality tv personality who he woke up by punching

# ¿ Aug 17, 2014 18:29

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Why would you ever say you want Kalib Starnes back, even jokingly?

# ¿ Aug 19, 2014 15:31

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

LobsterMobster posted:

Bellator has cut the following gents:

Attila Vegh

Shahbulat Shamhalaev

Des Green

Bryan Baker

Mark Godbeer

Justin Torrey

Egidijus Valavicius

Sergio Junior

Rodney Wallace

Ron Sparks

Patrick Cenoble

Austen Heidlage

MIGHTY MO

Kind of surprised they haven't let go Frodo since he wants to be let go. He hasn't fought for a while due to visa issue

I don't follow Bellator very closely, are these seriously real actual fighter names? They almost all sound like an online D&D halfling name generator.

# ¿ Aug 26, 2014 04:24

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Bubba Smith posted:

I wonder if the Alvarez deal had anything to do with it. We'll give you 1 LW who wants a million dollars in a division we can't support for 1 LHW that is more personable than all of our others put together (- Joey Beltran).

Even though it has been explained to me on these boards, I still cannot comprehend why people find Joey Beltran "personable" or why they want to watch his fights.

# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 21:05

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

LobsterMobster posted:

Because z-league trashweights have a natural guillotine defense: hotdog neck

I don't follow pro wrestling that closely, has Hulk Hogan really never been tapped?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 16:13

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

E: double post

# ¿ Sep 4, 2014 16:13

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

fatherdog posted:

I think there's also a time limit involved.

How much time elapsed between Randy retiring for the first time and then triggering his first contract dispute by trying to fight in Affliction or whatever the specific scenario was?

# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 22:53

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Dangersim posted:

how does he throw nothing with power except if the spinning backfist touches you you're done

I don't know but it makes his fights hilarious

# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 03:59

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

fatherdog posted:

http://gfycat.com/GreedyHonorableHairstreak

I don't know poo poo about dancing, but from my layman's perspective he seems like he's not horrible.

It's a refreshing twist from The Expendables.

# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 03:54

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

If you think we're going to see a Stephan Bonnar/Tito Ortiz animated series then I'm not sure Spike is as terrible as you're assuming it is.

And Spike is still pretty terrible.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2014 16:07

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

So how bad is Bellator's middleweight division? Because all evidence I've seen points to "very."

# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 03:55

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

It's like one of those meth deterrent time lapse mugshots.

You can see the drive leave his eyes. It's chilling.

# ¿ Oct 2, 2014 21:42

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Triticum Guzzler posted:

I was gonna suggest his twitter picture of him with the helmet should be Atom's next av but this is way better

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 17:09

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I thought Emmanuel Newton was supposed to beat that one guy who did the cool kicks and submissions, but now it seems like he is going to fight a guy with a broken neck and Tito Ortiz-level head proportions

# ¿ Oct 10, 2014 23:13

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

The UK Anderson Silva seems to have entered his Demian Maia era, but without doing anything of any real accomplishment to get there.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:16

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

What a weird and bumbling scramble.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:28

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I'm a big fan of Banjo Kazooie Mount

# ¿ Oct 11, 2014 03:58

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

I met Roxanne at this past Invicta card and she was very nice and pleasant, and that is the easiest and most powerful way for a woman to earn a nerd's undying affection so I can see why she is as popular as she is. Also you guys are dorks who are overthinking this and I'm sure she has an Office Space Michael Bolton reaction to people mentioning that song to her by now.

# ¿ Oct 23, 2014 15:49

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 02:03

Bluedeanie: Jul 20, 2008; It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?

Reports are the suspect is getting off on a technicality, Filho weighed in heavy so it was a non-felony shooting

# ¿ Oct 30, 2014 04:01

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