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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
It was a fix.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
To enter the Rizin ring actually requires incredibly courage, because you never know what kind of hosed up, science experiment you might be facing.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

royce hasn't paid his taxes?? [does the frank mir headphone nod but more sinisterly] THe current political climate in germany necessitates that we face The Gracie Problem with sober senses...

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

There it is. That's the good stuff.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Eventually one of these guys is going to die in the ring, and then a law is going to pass saying you can't be over 40 and compete and then Dan Henderson is going to fall apart like a skeleton in a Harryhausen film.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Tito, are you a Metsican or a Metsican't?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
TWO Lorenzo Fertittas!?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The three women from that film should have been the judges for Kimbo/Dada.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
And then slow it down by half.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

the reason it's no longer customary to include your photo in a cv is because none of the recruiters could figure out if roxy's surname was modaferri or Msc. Computer Science

lol

All of the women on this Invicta card have made up names.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Aspen Ladd and Kelly McGill are not real people.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

If this fight goes to decision it's going to be 30-24 UD.

Aspen Ladd is winning this fight and she's not even looking at her opponent.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Two cops entered the octagon at the end there, just in case a competitive fight broke out.


EDIT: Part of D'Alelio's highlight reel is her elbowing Amanda Nunes in the knees, this is cool as hell.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Digital Jedi posted:

Let's go KGB girl!

I thought she was actually Russian, haha.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
I can't tell if her head movement is just plain better than D'Alelio, or if she's just way fresher. Probably both.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
This is pretty good. Da.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Holm vs. Nyet.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

Lee had her reeling on the feet, not sure why she kept trying to play on the ground, it cost her.

D'Alelio just went full dracula. Nothing to be done about it.

Oh, hello, Kim Winslow.

EDIT: Tiburcio looked like she was trying to decide wether or not she'd been knocked out when she went down.

Shirkelton fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Mar 12, 2016

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

Goddamn she's out on her feet now.

Really? She looks good for someone who just dropped hard.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
She's stoked, but I think she lost. Maybe I missed something important in the first?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Tiburcio should get on Frey's shoudlers and fight Kim Winslow.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Tiburcio is cool. Frey is also cool.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
All of these women talk in their intros in a wierd way; like they're not comfortable with the concept of a metaphor.

Also, it's cool that someone like Roxy can fight someone called the 'Argentine Assassin'.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Le Saboteur posted:

Filthy Thomas in the corner.

Roxy's been beastin'.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Holy poo poo, Roxy.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
This is so wierd.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
This is The Full Dracula.

EDIT: That looked like a knockdown, not a slip.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
This is the craziest loving thing. What the hell.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
"I think Roxanne is channeling a Mortal Kombat character."

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
If Roxy could move in from a different angle than straight, this fight would probably be over already.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Duke is the Stefan Struve of the WMMA world.

This lady's superior striking is being severely tested by Duke's masterful grasp of 'octagon control'.

Shirkelton fucked around with this message at 05:14 on Mar 12, 2016

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Every MMA fight should involve one commentator mentioning that Ann Wolfe knockout, because it is from real.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Veeeeeery funny.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Northjayhawk posted:

Who is this female color commentator? I think she adds to the broadcast, she isn't just a token.

Julie Kedzie, she used to be a fighter. She's sort of Invicta's Joe Rogan and Joe Silva all rolled into one.

Shirkelton fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Mar 12, 2016

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Yeah, Invicta has a pretty good crew.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Dada is saying that Kimbo 'didn't beat him' which sounds like tough talk, but is also, technically, completely true.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
That's the fight where Misaki gets knocked down, pops back up like a fairgrounds game and puts Riggs out, right?

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Yeah, I can believe that dude died twice.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
How much over the limit would 100 - 120 MPH be?

Also, Invicta 17 is starting.

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
TRUNKS:
BLACK
PLEASE DON'T SUE US WARNER BROS.

Le Saboteur posted:

Great start to the card with a straight robbery by the judges.

In Women's MMA there's a secret, 'wildcard' rule where if you throw one spinning backfist a round it beats your opponent punching you repeatedly in the face and backing you into the cage.

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