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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Could Eddie Alvarez sue, since part of the deal was that he gets PPV points?

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
And lets not confuse BJJ with MMA. Once you are able to punch the other person, some black belts turn into white belts.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
In California you can be charged with having blood alcohol levels higher than .08 (or whatever it is now), and also driving while intoxicated.

So if you pass the tests (walk in straight line, say alphabet backwards), but they test you and your blood levels are high, they can still charge you.

From the same DUI you are charged with two counts.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

niethan posted:

Why?

(first i googled "james thompson" and when I didn't find any news on him I googled "gay marriage uk".)

I can't give any names, but a guy at my gym's sister, told him that her brother-in-law might have seen, his father and his uncle talking about, a lewd act by a semi-famous z-level mma fighter

What I am trying to say is that JT is a homosexual

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I think this is just a bjj tourney, but a dude pukes after grappling with a dude farting in his face.
http://bcove.me/rz58avbq

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
I can HEAR the fight... but it just shows an empty ring...

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Kalib Starnes will never fight for the UFC again after his last match.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Yuriy posted:

He even took a picture of him doing it



Melvin is 31, what ring is that on his right hand? A high school ring, college ring? How long do people hold on to those things?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

MassRafTer posted:

A huge one.

Tim Sylvia.

Shoot I should've kept reading. Count me in for also wanting to see Sylvia vs Thompson though.

That would be horrible, I don't want to see Sylvia win any fight.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Captain Log posted:

Thompson would gently caress Timmy's fat rear end up. A bunch.

When they fight, remind me, and we can have a probation toxx. Tim-poopy-pants is a horrible fighter, but Thompson is even worse.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

1st AD posted:

Tim Sylvia in the last 5 years has routinely shown up to fights in much worse shape than James Thompson has. Let that factoid sink in.

Counter point: JT's 2006-2010.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

attackmole posted:

Gassed strongmen. Yessssss.

e: I know fighters are wary of Bellator contracts, but has Thompson ever gotten any offers from them? Or WSOF? Or ONE? They seem like places he would fit that wouldn't just be shady Z-leagues looking for veterans to lose in suspicious circumstances to their up and comers.

Thompson isn't good enough for Bellator

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

attackmole posted:

This is a promotion that employs Ron Sparks, Eric Prindle, plus a bunch of guys without wikipedia records.

Yeah... that doesn't disprove my point.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

attackmole posted:

My point is that Bellator has history of employing bad journeymen. If they're willing to pay Mighty Mo, Thompson really isn't all that different.

Wikipedia defines journeyman as:
In boxing, a journeyman is a fighter who has adequate skill but is not of the caliber of a contender or gatekeeper.

JT doesn't have "adequate skill"

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

no u shut up

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Lid posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWzSUrlDAA

"I respect the girls who defend the country’s honor at the Olympics, in wrestling, boxing… But I do not support female MMA. A woman must be a domestic goddess, raise her children and be feminine. There a lot of different sports which help her in that. But MMA is not one of them"

Sherdog is very pleased.

Sherdog writes whatever it takes to get page hits.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

individual865 posted:

That's obviously a forum quote, try thinking critically about things instead of mashing the reply button.

Are you telling me that there is an obvious difference between mma journalism and sherdog forum posts?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

willie_dee posted:

Come to Bristol and train with JT please. He's 265 now and is always seeking sparring partners.

Noooo, I don't want JT to get a concussion before his Bellator debut.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Yuriy posted:

lol look at who that tweet is from

also volkmann and ali got into a slapfight on the twitters

tho this part was funny

Isn't Volkmann the hardcore republican who was talking bad about how socialist Obama is? Now he wants to unionize? Oh the irony.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Leonard Garcia is like Diego Sanchez, they have sloppy, wild fights, swing for the fences, haymakers, good chins, giving it everything they have, tons of heart, etc.

They are not technical or elite.

If you only want to watch the cream of the crop fight, they aren't for you. If you like watching rock-em sock-em robots, they are very entertaining.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
At least we aren't having 5 page discussions about Jon Fitch anymore.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

coconono posted:

Please do not speak poorly of the Tim Sylvia. The fact that the dude even made it as far in MMA as he did is a testament to his pathological levels of stubbornness.

Beast mode!

Fedor's biggest win was Big Nog, who became UFC champ as soon as he entered the UFC.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I don't understand why anyone would date War Machine in the first place. You'd think someone at some point might have pointed her to a few newspaper clippings of his past misdeeds. She also might have taken note of the fact that he introduced himself as "War Machine" on their first date.

At any rate, I hope she mails him every movie she does while he spends the rest of his life in prison.

You're right, no woman has ever been attracted to a bad boy.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Agent Tough Juice posted:

"Bad boy" is different from "boy who physically attacks anyone he thinks might have slighted him including some of your co-workers."

(Also, as an aside, women do not flock to bad boys in real life. They flock to guys who are, you know, confident and poo poo)

I didn't say all women, but yes, unfortunately some women seek out physically abusive men. And will even defend him after he beats her.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

coconono posted:

gently caress that, I hope they make a lamp out of him.

I have re-read this about 5 times now, what does this mean?

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Cage Warrior fighters will now get $2,000 if they finish the fight by:
1. Head kick knockout
2. Twister
3. Knee bar
4. Heel hook
5. Gogoplata
6. Flying knee knockout
7. Superman punch knockout
8. Gone in 60 seconds (KO)
9. Spinning knockout
10. Slam knockout

This is in addition to their "of the Night bonuses"

I don't think this will increase the number of those 10 finishes, but more money to fighters is always a good thing.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Agent Tough Juice posted:

I've never watched Dog the Bounty Hunter. Is he actually good at it or is he more likely to have paid the cops to tell him when they found War Machine so he could stand there when they arrested him?

From working at repossessing vehicles, there are lots of on-line tools that help you search where people could be at (relatives, old neighborhoods, etc). The police are too busy to search, so you just camp out at different spots and see the suspect, then call police. Dog isn't good or bad at his job, it is pretty easy.

Just like how people found out aatrek was a pedo, you just need to spend a little time and money on-line searching.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Cops only shoot blacks.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Randomly popped up on Youtube's trending videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMjfqzoa_RE

part of warmachine's court appearance.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Greg Jackson posted:

Who is the guy they had wearing a mask?

It was Kenny Powers from the Eastbound & Down show.

http://www.spencersonline.com/images/spencers/products/interactivezoom/processed/02354462.interactive.a.jpg

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Bas Rutten has been posting every fight of his career on Youtube. He finally got to his UFC fights, and the UFC took them down, copyright infringement :-(

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Food Court Druid posted:

Well, there goes Karo's winning streak.

Kinda random but, I didn't realize he won any fights lately, googled him and my antivirus came back and told me not to go to karoparisyan .com because "Exploit Blackhat SEO (type 1703)"

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

willie_dee posted:

The best guy on this list won't be competing any time soon I doubt. His calf muscles hosed.

No, Tito has no calf muscles, they can't be injured.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Gregor Samsa posted:

Just a few grams over

No one laughed at this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoIM1dRzGo

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Nope

Fozzy The Bear fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Nov 19, 2014

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

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colonel_korn posted:

Cosplay Fighting Championships


Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

mewse posted:

I'm at my parents place waiting for a movie to download so I googled "tito ortiz press conference" and suffered through his cyborg announcement, I really wish someone would go through the effort of subtitling that gibberish, because it would be hysterical.

:ortiz: Merry christmas yall

Good evening lebs and gentleman. Of course I’m Tito Ortiz. Welcome to press conference for the future of Cristina uh Santos Cyborg. My company Primetime 360 that we started literally last year and I wanna just work on the future of MMA fighters. So the last 15 years of my career, I worked very hard to be as most diligent as possibly could of the future of my career. So now it’s time to work for the future of OTHER people’s careers. With of course my partner George Prejean and Tony and of course our client Cris Cyborg.

I wanted to work on the future of her career. People wanted to see her in the UFC fight at 135 which is literally impossible for her to happen to make that weight. And we’ll show you tonight the reason this is going to happen. But the future of her career and fighting career is in my hands and my hands are as solid around her as possibly and to make sure the future of her fight career no matter what is as successful as possible and tonight we’re going to show that. Uh So we’ve actually worked very hard of working for uh Cris’s future of what she’s gonna be doing of her fighting and we have her fight actually will be happening in April.

Uh, so before that actually uh, I wanted to let everyone know and to reconize for a woman to cut down to a weight 135 were she's been cutting down to 145 to make the weight actually happen. I want all you guy'ses to see, she's in fight shape already right now. She's getting ready for the fight like I say in april 5th. Um, Cris can you please step up and step on the scale. I just want you guys to show you guys

And I got 1:36 in.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
Zuffa sent Scott Coker in undercover to Viacom to bleed out all of their money.

Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud

Yuriy posted:

jade bryce and bellator have parted ways

rip dat rear end



Your heterosexuality is making me uncomfortable in this gay sports thread.

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Fozzy The Bear
Dec 11, 1999

Nothing much, watching the game, drinking a bud
haha Tim Sylvia is going to be on Ariel's show tomorrow.

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