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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Has anyone got a record of Duncan's amazing post about why Imanari is the scariest man in MMA? I am trying to explain him to someone but it's already been said so wonderfully I would prefer to go to that.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Captain Log posted:

Genki Sudo getting repped as having the next Gangham Style on CNN? Don't mind if I do!

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/showbiz/2014/03/25/mxp-japan-have-a-nice-day-music-video.hln.html

It's a pity this video gets major news network recognition rather than the others. Spacewalker and Mindshift were way better.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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WAR MACHINE posted:

I'm not a bad guy, I went to surprise my gf, help her set up her show and to give her an engagement ring and ended up fighting for my life.

quote:

Later, he responded to commenter who claimed he and Mack were not together.

"F--- u talking about? She's my Property and always will be," he spat.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Bushmeister posted:

Historical martial arts manuals (those that have been found anyway) are hilariously full of such underhanded poo poo you wouldn't believe. Nothing screams "chivalry" like a training regimen of how to throw your cloak on a dudes face and then batter his helmet in with the pommel of your sword.

They've also got way more wrestling than you'd ever imagine from movies.

Wrestling: still the best base for fighting even if you are fighting in the 13th century.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Intel&Sebastian posted:

Strikeforce HW tourney

What was that promotion that ran an all-heavyweight card thinking it would be great and the tweet at the end of the day was "Never again"?

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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That is loving sick. I hope Cort sees this poo poo.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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please don't doxx atom with the donations list attached to this

mods?

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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oh god

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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LobsterMobster posted:

Phil Baroni posted an x-ray that prominently features his dong https://twitter.com/philbaroni/status/543906582069653505

:nws:

a friend of mine studying medicine linked me exactly the same x-ray about a month back, i am pretty sure that is not baroni's

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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the identity of the 6'8 350 pound goon living in a jetta has been revealed...

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Bluedeanie posted:

The Rock Bottom isn't truly a fighting move, per se

lol

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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fatherdog posted:

God I hope Arona is Fedor's NYE opponent

the last time arona fought he had his back taken by marvin 'the beastman' eastman, i have no desire to see this

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Triticum Guzzler posted:

the japanese version of cortxbomb is promoting the rizin ppv by "rapping" about vernon tiger white, etc. it's the worst thing i've ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dLfsKxYSpA

this is terrible.

in hindsight i like how cortx only had currency when mma was some weird japanese poo poo no one knew about. then he began to argue about 'percentage' submissions then got worse.

Neurosis fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 18, 2015

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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coconono posted:

if all it took was one guy dying on the mat to make fight camps revise how they do weight cuts, I'd be all about the fight day weigh ins.

what is the worth of a human life? less than eliminating people gaming weightclasses in fake sports for gay aesthetes, apparently

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Droopy Goines posted:

Kevin Randleman just died.

:(

Went to local hospital with pneumonia, suffered from heart failure while being treated.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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lmao

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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feared knockout artist.. KIMBO SLICE! claims another scalp.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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oh my loving god

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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-Atom- posted:

The biggest WHO CARES fight to ever happen

chael is generally an entertaining fighter with a good work rate and he's probably going to beat up tito ortiz. I'm interested.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Triticum Guzzler posted:

Actually far more importantly, Crusher was granted his release from the UFC, has signed with Rizin, and is expected to debut on NYE. Good for him, have to imagine retirement is coming soon. Cut Gomi too please.

Good. Seeing how glacially slow Crusher was compared to Clay Guida saddened me.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Le Saboteur posted:

Cody McKenzie is in the shape of his life!

hahahaaha

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Skip My Posts posted:

Gaze too long and lovingly at the steroid monster and you may become a guy who takes steroids and incomprehensibly solicits questions about it online but is still a big pussy

lmao

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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does anyone have the duncan post about how imanari would be the scariest person to fight despite being cripplingly stupid and strange tia

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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LobsterMobster posted:

Speaking of, Imanari fights this weekend on some WSOF Global/DEEP cross promotion card with like 18 fights.

Saturday at midnight eastern

hey i came here to bring out something cool about a little japanese dude with low intelligence not to be depressed

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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fatherdog posted:

[url=http://www.mmafighting.com/2017/1/9/14220092/evangelista-cyborg-santos-retires-from-mma]


Good.

Thank God. I've never had any reason to like Cyborg, and whenever he comes up I recall him and his wife tampering with the scales to get her under weight to maul a tiny Japanese woman, but I didn't really want him to die.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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I hope the 30-25 fight is uploaded to YouTube I want to do a side by side comparison with Belfort v Henderson 1.

I forgot Belfort tested positive for T for that fight.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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ahahaha that gnp is some donkey kong poo poo

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Bluedeanie posted:

GSP met Mike Tyson face to face and asked him if he remembered PunchOut for Nintendo

Gsp is cool, though I would've asked the follow up questions of what Bald Bull is like in real life

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Captain Log posted:

It can always get worse.



Is it a plumbing contest? Those men look like plumbers.

that's the best picture they could get

sylvia/monson was enough combat between sylvia and a high level bjj player for my lifetime, i think

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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DO YALL WANT A BOXC posted:

scott coker is a treasure




Fedor
Mir
Mitrione
Nelson
Bader
Rampage
Lawal
Sonnen

they shoulda added:

sergei
davis
bonnar
tito
wanderlei
kongo
beltran
James Thompson

The world is beautiful

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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willie_dee posted:





He is in amazing shape, which is doubly incredible because there isn't a fight for him in sight.

how many steroids is he on?

he looks better with hair.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Tasteful.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Fat Twitter Man posted:

A headline: Bellator heavyweight grand prix opening odds: TBA favored over 'King Mo,' Sonnen, 'Rampage‘

lmao

i hope when fedor's hand breaks minowa is subbed in and takes his rightful spot earned by his superhulk championship

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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wondering what strategy mir is going to follow (fairly sure he'll win, just wondering what he thinks his best path will be). i assume he'll take the conservative approach of trying to minimise risk rather than gunning for the best way to secure a finish or whatever. the strategy he employed in that vein against cro cop of humping his opponent against the fence doesn't seem like a great idea against fedor given fedor's traditional strengths, but fedor got mashed into the cage by brett rogers and mir could give few enough fucks about being beneath fedor he'll see if he can do it anyway. striking seems like the riskiest.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Triticum Guzzler posted:

genki sudo's new stuff is going in a direction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMrqlo_L-gY

this is when he reveals the creepy neoliberal new world order stuff was all an elaborate cynical joke about the state of global politics and not wide-eyed idealism

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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TheReverend posted:

I thought Coker did ok with Strikefore.

Or is that just rose tinted glasses?

They had a lot of really good fights with most of the best fighters in the 'heavier than a full sized dog' weight classes not already in the UFC. Their cards ran very smoothly and didn't have a billion hours of ads in them. Whether or not their business decisions were sound behind the scenes idk, but I enjoyed their product.

Neurosis fucked around with this message at 05:21 on Apr 22, 2018

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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i'm glad hooking the leg was banned as an illegal technique after rampage showed us how cool it was when it wasn't permitted

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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Triticum Guzzler posted:

If Chael Vs Fedor happens then the promotion for the fight will hinge on Fedor's fight with fellow goon Matt Lindland

oh my god please

anyway both mir and fedor are capable of submitting chael from the bottom (though i think mir would be more likely to hump chael against the fence like he did cro cop) so even if chael is, despite the size difference, able to dictate where things happen he will still always be close to death.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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well, there goes mir's sex life for the next three months.

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Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
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this is pretty anodyne. now if you'd turned up Matt Mitrione commenting on porn tube videos about how beautiful a girl is and how the guy in the video isn't loving her right...

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