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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Lone Goat posted:

RNG

Cain Velasquez, Knockout, 3
Daniel Cormier, Submission, 2
Gilbert Melendez, Knockout, 3
Shawn Jordan, Decision
Darrell Montague, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Nate Marquardt vs. Hector Lombard
KOTN: TJ Waldburger
SOTN: Darrell Montague

Those are some really solid picks for the RNG, Montague is a solid upset pick. Way to go chance.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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DC by submission? What the gently caress have you been smoking? I mean, I picked him to win, but I don't really see one of the best heavyweight submission grapplers getting submitted by a wrestleboxer.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr. Nice! posted:

DC by submission? What the gently caress have you been smoking? I mean, I picked him to win, but I don't really see one of the best heavyweight submission grapplers getting submitted by a wrestleboxer.

Expecting a loving RNG to get the winners, rounds and methods right is nuts. I was just impressed it will likely get 4 of the 5 fights, and if it gets 5 of 5 it will place pretty drat high tonight.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Mr. Nice! posted:

DC by submission? What the gently caress have you been smoking? I mean, I picked him to win, but I don't really see one of the best heavyweight submission grapplers getting submitted by a wrestleboxer.

You know you're yelling at random.org generating numbers and then me correlating them to the appropriate picks, right?

EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
oh poo poo, I forgot to do this

Cain Velasquez (Decision)
Daniel Cormier (Decision)
Gilbert Melendez (TKO, RD. 3)
Shawn Jordan (TKO, RD. 2)
John Dodson (Decision)

FOTN: Dodson/Montague
SOTN: Jessica Eye
KOTN: KJ Noons

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Lone Goat posted:

You know you're yelling at random.org generating numbers and then me correlating them to the appropriate picks, right?

I did not but I do now. I wondered what that RNG was. I should have recognized it.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Mr. Nice! posted:

I did not but I do now. I wondered what that RNG was. I should have recognized it.

Turns out you were right the RNG was actually pretty dumb.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




MassRafTer posted:

Turns out you were right the RNG was actually pretty dumb.
The dumbest, in fact!


WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Cain Velasquez, Knockout, 5
Daniel Cormier, Decision
Gilbert Melendez, Decision
Gabriel Gonzaga, Knockout, 1
John Dodson, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Gilbert Melendez vs. Diego Sanchez
KOTN: John Dodson
SOTN: Tony Ferguson

EVENT THREE RESULTS
pre:
Goon				Score	OTNs	Rank
Niethan				20	2	1
Ishin				20	2	1
Mr. Nice!			20	1	3
Tyree				20	1	3
canoshiz			19	2	5
Max Awfuls			19	1	6
Steve				19	0	7
Bluedeanie			19	0	7
MassRafTer			19	0	7
MacDeuce			18	2	10
Roman Herbom			18	1	11
MycroftXXX			18	1	11
venutolo			18	0	13
Grifter				18	0	13
Chairman Kaga			18	0	13
Saucer Crab			18	0	13
Tangy Zizzle			17	1	17
Fentry				17	0	18
TheReverend			17	0	18
Lone Goat			17	0	18
Eskimaux			16	1	21
-Atom-				16	1	21
Davedog				16	0	23
Skjorte				16	0	23
Macloud				16	0	23
LobsterMobster			15	2	26
Senordingdong			15	1	27
Lloyd Boner			15	0	28
xcore				15	0	28
outy				14	1	30
golden oldies pete		14	0	31
Yuriy				14	0	31
Miching Mallecho		14	0	31
deividas carmichaelevičius	13	0	34
EricHall			13	0	34
The Maroon Ninja		10	1	36
RNG				10	0	37
TOP 20 OVERALL RANKINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
Ishin			51	2	1
Yuriy			47	0	2
Chairman Kaga		47	0	2
Roman Herbom		46	3	4
golden oldies pete	44	0	5
niethan			43	3	6
MycroftXXX		42	1	7
Lone Goat		42	0	8
MacDeuce		41	2	9
MassRafTer		41	0	10
Senordingdong		40	1	11
Max Awfuls		39	2	12
Lloyd Boner		39	1	13
Macloud			39	0	14
TheReverend		39	0	14
canoshiz		38	2	16
xcore			38	0	17
LobsterMobster		37	2	18
Tyree			37	1	19
Grifter			37	0	20
Picking vets Niethan and Ishin show that they still got it, tying for first place last night. There were 23 points available, and everyone but The Maroon Ninja got at least half of them. Yuriy loses his grip on the lead in the over standings; is he better at picking while on probation? Maybe a mod can help him out with that.

The DATABASE is in its usual space, form for the next card will be up today or tomorrow.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Lone Goat posted:

Picking vets Niethan and Ishin show that they still got it, tying for first place last night. There were 23 points available, and everyone but The Maroon Ninja got at least half of them. Yuriy loses his grip on the lead in the over standings; is he better at picking while on probation? Maybe a mod can help him out with that.


Ishin is greasing. I didn't bang my ugly wife. My rib was broken. I have dengue fever.

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
BROWN PRIDE, SUCKERS

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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I'M BACK MOTHERFUCKERS (not really)

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
I usually make it through an entire season without getting a single OTN pick right, so two in one event is a strange and wondrous thing.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Oct 26 - UFC Fight Night: Machida vs. Munoz

Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz
Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard
Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo
Norman Parke vs. Jon Tuck
Alessio Sakara vs. Nicholas Musoke
Phil Harris vs. John Lineker

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Was pretty stoked with how my picks went, now realise that 3 quarters of the competitors did better :smith:

Roman Herbom
Aug 2, 2006
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't
Lyoto Machida, Decision
Ross Pearson, Decision
Ryan Jimmo, Knockout, 1
Norman Parke, Decision
Nicholas Musoke, Decision
John Lineker, Decision

FOTN: Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz
KOTN: Ryan Jimmo
SOTN: Piotr Hallmann

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

I put as much effort into this as the UFC did marketing and making generally available, this event.


TheReverend
Lyoto Machida Decision
Ross Pearson Knockout, 2
Ryan Jimmo Decision
Norman Parke Decision
Nicholas Musoke Decision
John Lineker Knockout, 2
FOTN: Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz
KOTN: Ross Pearson
SOTN: Cole Miller

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011
i don't know who any of these people are

Davedog
Sep 11, 2009
Lyoto Machida KO RND 4
Ross Pearson DECISION
Ryan Jimmo KO RND 2
Norman Parke DECISION
Nicholas Musoke DECISION
John Lineker DECISION

FOTN: Machida vs Davis
KOTN: Lyoto Machida
SOTN: Luke Barnatt

Davedog fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Oct 24, 2013

outy
Aug 27, 2004

xcore posted:

Was pretty stoked with how my picks went, now realise that 3 quarters of the competitors did better :smith:

11/12 of the fights were won by the favourite, Gonzaga being the only victorious doggy.

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Munoz - Decision
Guillard - K.O. Round 1
Manuwa- K.O. Round 3
Norman Parke - Decision
Nicholas Musoke - Sub Round 3

FOTN: Manuwa v Jimmo
KOTN: Guillard
SOTN: Musoke

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




outy posted:

Munoz - Decision
Guillard - K.O. Round 1
Manuwa- K.O. Round 3
Norman Parke - Decision
Nicholas Musoke - Sub Round 3

FOTN: Manuwa v Jimmo
KOTN: Guillard
SOTN: Musoke

You missed Phil Harris v John Lineker

MycroftXXX
May 10, 2006

A Liquor Never Brewed
Lyoto Machida Knockout, 1
Melvin Guillard Knockout, 1
Ryan Jimmo Knockout, 1
Jon Tuck Decision
Alessio Sakara Knockout, 2
John Lineker Decision

FOTN: Al Iaquinta vs. Piotr Hallmann
KOTN: Melvin Guillard
SOTN: Cole Miller

I put no effort into this

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Machida, KO r4
Guillard, decision
Manuwa, KO r2
Tuck, submission r2
Sakara, KO r2
Lineker, KO r3

FOTN: Guillard vs Pearson
KOOTN: Manuwa
SOTN: Hettes

outy
Aug 27, 2004

Lone Goat posted:

You missed Phil Harris v John Lineker

Oops, thanks. Lineker, KO in 1.

EricHall
Aug 7, 2006
Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz -- TKO, RD. 2
Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard -- TKO, RD. 2
Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo -- Decision
Norman Parke vs. Jon Tuck -- Decision
Alessio Sakara vs. Nicholas Musoke -- Decision
Phil Harris vs. John Lineker -- TKO, RD. 1

FOTN: Guillard/Pearson
KOTN: Machida
SOTN: Parke

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




outy posted:

Oops, thanks. Lineker, KO in 1.

Updated.

Here's mine:

Lyoto Machida Decision
Melvin Guillard Knockout, 2
Jimi Manuwa Knockout, 3
Jon Tuck Decision
Nicholas Musoke Decision
John Lineker Decision

FOTN: Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard
KOTN: Melvin Guillard
SOTN: Norman Parke

Here's the RNG:

Lyoto Machida Knockout, 3
Melvin Guillard Knockout, 3
Jimi Manuwa Knockout, 3
Norman Parke Submission, 3
Nicholas Musoke Submission, 3
John Lineker Knockout, 3

FOTN: Andy Ogle vs. Cole Miller
KOTN: Phil Harris
SOTN: Alessio Sakara

I'm out all weekend, results will go up after I get home Sunday night and watch the fights, or at least read about them and determine they're not worth watching.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz -- DEC
Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard -- KO R2
Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo -- DEC
Norman Parke vs. Jon Tuck -- DEC
Alessio Sakara vs. Nicholas Musoke -- DEC
Phil Harris vs. John Lineker -- DEC

FOTN: Sexton/Andrade
KOTN: Pearson
SOTN: Hettis

Chairman Kaga
Jun 3, 2006
I FAG EVERYTHING UP BECAUSE I AM A WHINEY CUNT!
Didn't see this until now, very cool

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1kNqIShXQKGHwpFDMOF_Q-3B_ERtfGf8myEb75V0bFU4/viewanalytics

Chairman Kaga
Lyoto Machida Knockout, 2
Melvin Guillard Knockout, 1
Jimi Manuwa Knockout, 2
Jon Tuck Submission, 2
Nicholas Musoke Decision
John Lineker Decision
FOTN: Norman Parke vs. Jon Tuck
KOTN: Lyoto Machida
SOTN: Jon Tuck

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer
Lyoto Machida Decision
Ross Pearson Knockout, 2
Ryan Jimmo Decision
Jon Tuck Submission, 2
Nicholas Musoke Knockout, 1
John Lineker Knockout, 2

FOTN: Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard
KOTN: Melvin Guillard
SOTN: John Lineker

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz (R2 KO)
Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard (R1 KO)
Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo (Dec)
Norman Parke vs. Jon Tuck (Dec)
Alessio Sakara vs. Nicholas Musoke (Dec)
Phil Harris vs. John Lineker (R2 KO)

FOTN:Machida Muņoz
KOTN: Pearson
SOTN: None

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Lyoto Machida Knockout, 4
Melvin Guillard Knockout, 1
Jimi Manuwa Knockout, 2
Norman Parke Decision
Alessio Sakara Knockout, 1
John Lineker Knockout, 2

FOTN: Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo
KOTN: Lyoto Machida
SOTN: Cole Miller

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I didn't use riddle power to make these picks and will probably goose-egg as a result.

Lyoto Machida Knockout, 2
Ross Pearson Decision
Jimi Manuwa Decision
Jon Tuck Submission, 1
Alessio Sakara Decision
John Lineker Decision
FOTN: Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo
KOTN: Lyoto Machida
SOTN: Cole Miller

Tyree
Sep 11, 2003

STRETCH

STRETCH

STRETCH
Lyoto Machida vs. Mark Muņoz (ko, rd2)
Ross Pearson vs. Melvin Guillard (ko, rd1)
Jimi Manuwa vs. Ryan Jimmo (dec)
Norman Parke vs. Jon Tuck (sub, rd3)
Alessio Sakara vs. Nicholas Musoke (ko, rd1)
Phil Harris vs. John Lineker (ko, rd2)

FOTN: Jimmo/Manuwa
KOTN: Machida
SOTN: Barnatt

niethan
Nov 22, 2005

Don't be scared, homie!
Uh what's up

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




niethan posted:

Uh what's up

Got home much later than I expected on Sunday, have only watched a couple fights up to this point and HAHAHAH THERE WAS AN NC?

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Lyoto Machida, Knockout, 1
[A FIGHT THAT DOES NOT EXIST]
Jimi Manuwa, Knockout, 2
Norman Parke, Decision
Nicholas Musoke, Submission, 1
John Lineker, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Luke Barnatt vs. Andrew Craig
KOTN: Lyoto Machida
SOTN: Nicholas Musoke

EVENT FOUR RESULTS

pre:
Goon				Score	OTNs	Rank
RNG				19	0	1
The Maroon Ninja		17	1	2
outy				17	1	2
Saucer Crab			17	1	2
Skjorte				16	1	5
Max Awfuls			16	1	5
Chairman Kaga			15	1	7
venutolo			15	0	8
Davedog				14	1	9
niethan				14	1	9
TheReverend			14	0	11
MassRafTer			14	0	11
Lloyd Boner			13	1	13
EricHall			13	1	13
Roman Herbom			13	0	15
golden oldies pete		13	0	15
LobsterMobster			13	0	15
Lone Goat			13	0	15
Fentry				12	1	19
eskimaux			12	1	19
Tyree				11	1	21
Senordingdong			11	0	22
Grifter				11	0	22
xcore				11	0	22
canoshiz			10	1	25
Mr. Nice!			10	1	25
deividas carmichaelevičius	10	0	27
-Atom-				10	0	27
MycroftXXX			8	0	29
Bluedeanie			8	0	29
Steve				7	1	31
Tangy Zizzle			7	1	31
Ishin				7	0	33
Yuriy				6	0	34
Macloud				6	0	34
Miching Mallecho		5	1	36
TOP 20 OVERALL RANKINGS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
Chairman Kaga		62	1	1
Roman Herbom		59	3	2
Ishin			58	2	3
niethan			57	4	4
golden oldies pete	57	0	5
Max Awfuls		55	3	6
Lone Goat		55	0	7
MassRafTer		55	0	7
Yuriy			53	0	9
TheReverend		53	0	9
Lloyd Boner		52	2	11
Senordingdong		51	1	12
venutolo		51	0	13
LobsterMobster		50	2	14
outy			50	2	14
MycroftXXX		50	1	16
Saucer Crab		50	1	16
Skjorte			49	1	18
xcore			49	0	19
canoshiz		48	3	20
HAHAHAHAH THE RNG WON??? This card had everything and I haven't even watched it yet. 24 points were available, and I'm ashamed of all of you. Ishin and Yuriy pissed and pooped themselves respectively, while Chairman Kaga kept his pants comparatively spot-free to take the lead.'

Check the database for errors, but keep in mind that Guillard/Pearson has been stricken from the record. No card this week, but two cards the week after, expect both forms in a few days.

Also, I also felt this video was appropriate, given the capricious whims of fate that have brought us here today.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1feEqgRZQI

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything
Yuriy is like the Alistar Overeem of this leg of the Goonweight.

You just got Big Foot Silva'd, son.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

-Atom- posted:

Yuriy is like the Alistar Overeem of this leg of the Goonweight.

You just got Big Foot Silva'd, son.

Given the nationality, I think Fedor and Werdum'd would be more appropriate.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006
Grimey Drawer

Lone Goat posted:

HAHAHAHAH THE RNG WON???

:stare:

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Two cards in one week! Posting everything all at once because it's easier.
Whipped this together in like 15 minutes, if I screwed anything up I'll fix it after the weekend's over.

***

Nov 6 - UFC: Fight for the Troops 3

Tim Kennedy vs. Rafael Natal
Liz Carmouche vs. Alexis Davis
Ronny Markes vs. Yoel Romero
Jorge Masvidal vs. Rustam Khabilov
Colton Smith vs. Michael Chiesa

FORM
SPREADSHEET

***

Nov 9 - UFC Fight Night: Belfort vs. Henderson

Vitor Belfort vs. Dan Henderson
Cezar Ferreira vs. Daniel Sarafian
Rafael Cavalcante vs. Igor Pokrajac
Paulo Thiago vs. Brandon Thatch
Santiago Ponzinibbio vs. Ryan LaFlare
Rony Jason vs. Jeremy Stephens

FORM
SPREADSHEET

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Davedog
Sep 11, 2009
Fight For The Troops 3
Rafael Natal DECISION
Liz Carmouche DECISION
Yoel Romero SUB RND 3
Rustam Khabilov KO RND 3
Michael Cheisa KO RND 2

FOTN: Carmouche v. Davis
KOTN: Michael Chiesa
SOTN: Dennis Bermudez

Fight Night
Hendo KO RND 2
Cezar Ferreira SUB RND 2
Igor Pokrajac KO RND 1
Paulo Thiago SUB RND 1
Santiago Ponzinibbio DECISION
Rony Jason KO RND 2

FOTN: Hendo vs. Belfort
KOTN: Hendo
SOTN: Paulo Thiago

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