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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




LobsterMobster posted:

I'll take Hendo for POTN as well

Done

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




1st AD posted:

Fffffff I forgot to get my picks in :doh:

I wasn't sure how you were going to do worse than last week, but you've impressed me.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Intel&Sebastian posted:

I might have properly hosed up this whole season, but I did pick Hendo to win and he did and the world is happy so it's all profit from here out.

:unsmith:

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Dan Henderson, Knockout, 3
C.B. Dollaway, Knockout, 1
A FUCKIN DRAW~!
Fabio Maldonado, Decision
Michel Prazeres, Decision
Rony Jason, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Maurício Rua vs. Dan Henderson
POTN: Dan Henderson
POTN: Godofredo Castro

EVENT SIX RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
ChampRamp		16	1	1
MichingMallecho		16	1	1
venutolo		14	2	3
Chairman Kaga		14	2	3
Mr. Nice!		14	0	5
Davedog			13	1	6
Saucer Crab		13	1	6
TheReverend		12	2	8
RNG			12	0	9
LobsterMobster		10	2	10
Captain Narwhal		10	1	11
Max Awfuls		10	1	11
Szymanski		9	1	13
Lone Goat		9	1	13
vainman			8	1	15
Senordingdong		8	1	15
canoshiz		7	2	17
Roman Herbom		7	1	18
Bluedeanie		7	1	18
Fentry			7	0	20
Ishin			7	0	20
Macloud			6	1	22
MassRafTer		6	1	22
yuriy			6	0	24
golden oldies pete	6	0	24
niethan			6	0	24
xcore			6	0	24
EricHall		5	1	28
individual865		4	1	29
Lloyd Boner		3	1	30
Intel&Sebastian		3	1	30
-Atom-			3	1	30
Tyree			3	1	30
doverhog		3	1	30
Tangy Zizzle		3	0	35
kekekela		0	0	36
wooger			0	0	36
TOP 20 OVERALL STANDINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		87	5	1
Macloud			84	8	2
canoshiz		82	9	3
-Atom-			81	9	4
venutolo		79	8	5
xcore			79	3	6
ChampRamp		77	6	7
kekekela		75	6	8
MassRafTer		74	8	9
Roman Herbom		73	7	10
Max Awfuls		73	7	10
TheReverend		72	8	12
Senordingdong		72	6	13
Tangy Zizzle		71	7	14
individual865		70	7	15
Bluedeanie		70	6	16
Ishin			67	7	17
Lloyd Boner		67	6	18
LobsterMobster		66	7	19
golden oldies pete	65	6	20
Brazil has hosed things up again, with ChampRamp and MichingMallecho taking 16 out of a possible 23 points, and the RNG taking 10th place. kekekela and wooger both get to celebrate MMMDDHDHHBRHH's win with a mouth-watering donut. MichingMallecho surges into 1st place overall while everyone else floundered, but it's still very close up at the top.

DATABASE still up, somehow.

There's a bit of a break for the next few weeks, and then THREE CARDS IN NINE DAYS gently caress YOU DANA. Until then, I'll be playing the Diablo 3 expansion.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Intel&Sebastian posted:

MGS: Ground Zeroes for me. There's a cutscene in it where Snake puts an Ezekial choke on a kid. Although some other PSP goon had to inform me what kind of choke it was. I called it an arm-o-plata.

It'll take more than 2 hours before the next card goes up :(

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




MassRafTer posted:

Oh poo poo, yes it did. I was going to get some proper celebratory pictures this weekend but I didn't end up in the studio. Thanks!



Now to find a place of honor for it.

Yay!

Added to the Winner's Circle, I'll update it if you take those celebratory pictures.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




woops~

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 03:30 on Mar 26, 2014

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




First of three cards in 9 days UGH


Apr 11 - UFC Fight Night: Nogueira vs. Nelson

Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Roy Nelson
Clay Guida vs. Tatsuya Kawajiri
John Howard vs. Ryan LaFlare
Ramsey Nijem vs. Beneil Dariush

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




individual865 posted:

Changed my pick to Dariush by (T)KO, and added DAriush as a POTN (I confused Rani Yayah and Ramsey Nijem, lol). Could you change the spreadsheet for me LoneGoat?


canoshiz posted:

Oops I picked Nijem before actually looking up who Dariush was. Can you change mine to Dariush by KO, 1, and POTN to Dariush?

All them beige guys look the same, right?

(I can say this because my parents are from Iraq)

Updated both of you.

LobsterMobster posted:

Shameful Failure trophies will be going out sometime this month, hopefully

:woop:

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Did you know this card is in :siren: less than 12 hours from this post? :siren:

I sure didn't!

Camozzi/Craig was cancelled due to injury so Lloyd Boner, Bluedeanie, and Mr Nice! will need to update some OTNs. Post them in the thread and I'll update when I have a chance.

Lone Goat
Roy Nelson, Knockout, 3
Clay Guida, Decision
Ryan LaFlare, Decision
Beneil Dariush, Knockout, 3
FOTN: Antônio Rodrigo Nogueira vs. Roy Nelson
POTN: Ryan LaFlare
POTN: Roy Nelson

RNG
Roy Nelson, Knockout, 1
Clay Guida, Decision
Ryan LaFlare, Knockout, 3
Beneil Dariush, Knockout, 3
FOTN: Jared Rosholt vs. Daniel Omielanczuk
POTN: Rani Yahya
POTN: Ryan LaFlare

I'm a little worried how similar my picks are to the RNG

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Mr. Nice! posted:

I made posts in a groggy haze last night. Let's see what happens.
I guess you read posts in a groggy haze this morning because you didn't update your POTN!

Intel&Sebastian posted:

A punch you should've seen coming literally years away
What if the punch was coming during the years that had already been shaved off Nog's life?


WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA
Roy Nelson, Knockout, 1
Clay Guida, Decision
Ryan LaFlare, Decision
Ramsey Nijem, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Clay Guida vs. Tatsuya Kawajiri
POTN: Roy Nelson
POTN: Ramsey Nijem

EVENT SEVEN RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
ChampRamp		15	1	1
yuriy			15	1	1
MichingMallecho		13	2	3
Macloud			13	2	3
Senordingdong		13	1	5
Lloyd Boner		13	1	5
xcore			12	2	7
Lone Goat		12	1	8
RNG			12	0	9
Fentry			11	1	10
Intel&Sebastian		10	1	11
LobsterMobster		10	0	12
TheReverend		10	0	12
doverhog		9	2	14
Bluedeanie		9	1	15
vainman			9	0	16
EricHall		8	2	17
the least weasel	8	1	18
Tyree			8	1	18
-Atom-			8	1	18
Chairman Kaga		8	0	21
wooger			7	2	22
kekekela		7	1	23
Roman Herbom		7	1	23
golden oldies pete	7	0	25
Captain Narwhal		7	0	25
MassRafTer		7	0	25
Ishin			7	0	25
Mr. Nice!		4	1	29
Saucer Crab		4	1	29
Max Awfuls		4	0	31
1st AD			4	0	31
venutolo		3	1	33
Tangy Zizzle		3	1	33
individual865		3	0	35
niethan			3	0	35
canoshiz		0	0	38
TOP 20 OVERALL STANDINGS

pre:
Goon		Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho	100	7	1
Macloud		97	10	2
ChampRamp	92	7	3
xcore		91	5	4
-Atom-		89	10	5
Senordingdong	85	7	6
canoshiz	82	9	7
venutolo	82	9	7
TheReverend	82	8	9
kekekela	82	7	10
MassRafTer	81	8	11
Roman Herbom	80	8	12
Lloyd Boner	80	7	13
Bluedeanie	79	7	14
Max Awfuls	77	7	15
LobsterMobster	76	7	16
yuriy		76	7	16
Fentry		75	5	18
Tangy Zizzle	74	8	19
Ishin		74	7	20
ChampRamp AND Yuriy take 15 out of 18 points on this card where a lot of people did worse than the RNG. MichingMallecho and Macloud finished just behind them, and are still on top of the overall rankings. canoshiz earns himself a delicious goose egg!

DATABASE where it always is, next form coming up VERY SOON.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Apr 16 - TUF Nations Finale

Michael Bisping vs. Tim Kennedy
Patrick Côté vs. Kyle Noke
Sheldon Westcott vs. Elias Theodorou
Chad Laprise vs. Olivier Aubin-Mercier
Dustin Poirier vs. Akira Corassani

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




ChampRamp posted:

I can't believe I'm in the top three overall. I'm usually jase1 level bad.

Plenty of time for it to all come crashing down. Believe in yourself!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




:siren:THIS IS TOMORROW:siren:

Lone Goat
Michael Bisping, Decision
Kyle Noke, Decision
Sheldon Westcott, Decision
Olivier Aubin-Mercier, Decision
Dustin Poirier, Submission, 2

FOTN: Sam Stout vs. KJ Noons
POTN: Dustin Poirier
POTN: Olivier Aubin-Mercier

RNG
Michael Bisping, Knockout, 1
Kyle Noke, Decision
Sheldon Westcott, Knockout, 3
Olivier Aubin-Mercier, Knockout, 2
Akira Corassani Knockout, 2

FOTN: Ryan Jimmo vs. Sean O'Connell
POTN: Mike de la Torre
POTN: Ryan Jimmo

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




xcore posted:

Did i miss this or is there still time?

You missed it :(

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA
Tim Kennedy, Decision
Patrick Côté, Decision
Elias Theodorou, Knockout, 2
Chad Laprise, Decision
Dustin Poirier, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Dustin Poirier vs. Akira Corassani
POTN: Ryan Jimmo
POTN: KJ Noons


EVENT EIGHT RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank	
LobsterMobster		18	0	1
MichingMallecho		16	0	2
Ishin			15	1	3
EricHall		15	0	4
Saucer Crab		15	0	4
golden oldies pete	14	2	6
Tangy Zizzle		14	1	7
Senordingdong		14	0	8
Captain Narwhal		14	0	8
Macloud			14	0	8
ChampRamp		13	1	11
TheReverend		13	1	11
Chairman Kaga		13	0	13
the least weasel	12	0	14
-Atom-			12	0	14
venutolo		11	1	16
canoshiz		11	0	17
kekekela		11	0	17
Max Awfuls		11	0	17
Mr. Nice!		10	1	20
wooger			10	0	21
Tyree			10	0	21
vainman 		9	1	23
yuriy			8	1	24
individual865		7	0	25
Szymanski		7	0	25
MassRafTer		7	0	25
Intel&Sebastian		6	1	28
Bluedeanie		6	1	28
Lloyd Boner		6	0	30
Lone Goat		4	0	31
Roman Herbom		4	0	31
RNG			0	1	33
TOP TWENTY OVERALL STANDINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		116	7	1
Macloud			111	10	2
ChampRamp		105	8	3
-Atom-			101	10	4
Senordingdong		99	7	5
TheReverend		95	9	6
LobsterMobster		94	7	7
venutolo		93	10	8
canoshiz		93	9	9
kekekela		93	7	10
xcore			91	5	11
Ishin			89	8	12
Tangy Zizzle		88	9	13
MassRafTer		88	8	14
Max Awfuls		88	7	15
golden oldies pete	86	8	16
EricHall		86	8	16
Lloyd Boner		86	7	18
Bluedeanie		85	8	19
Roman Herbom		84	8	20
yuriy			84	8	20
Pretend I made some relevant joke about Game of Thrones, because the Queen of PSPMMA LobsterMobster took first place with 18 out of a possible 22 points. To celebrate, I won't ask her to send me a second Shameful Failure trophy for the RNG. Not much change at the top of the overall charts this week, only two weeks remain in the season, and the next card is in TWO DAYS, YEESH.

I haven't doublechecked scores in the DATABASE in like 4 events, I hope you're making sure your scores are correct.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




:siren:TWO DAYS, YEESH:siren:

Apr 19 - UFC on Fox: Werdum vs. Browne

Fabricio Werdum vs. Travis Browne
Miesha Tate vs. Liz Carmouche
Donald Cerrone vs. Edson Barboza
Brad Tavares vs. Yoel Romero

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Intel&Sebastian posted:

I wish I could hire Grifter to do a series on next season and follow people like Ishin and our other perennial top guys to see what would happen if you threw down 10 dollar straight bets on all their picks at a gambling site.

If you provide me with the odds for each fight, I can try to make something happen.

I found out that I get home access to Excel for free with my work, so I have some more tools available to me.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Intel&Sebastian posted:

Bless you Lone Goat, for surviving through this week.

Going to a Lacrosse game, Housewarming party, and a Pinball tournament this weekend, and I'm going to drink straight through the whole thing.

Lone Goat
Travis Browne, Knockout, 2
Liz Carmouche, Decision
Donald Cerrone, Decision
Yoel Romero, Decision

FOTN: Fabricio Werdum vs. Travis Browne
POTN: Khabib Nurmagomedov
POTN: Travis Browne

RNG
Fabricio Werdum, Submission, 4
Miesha Tate, Knockout, 2
Donald Cerrone, Knockout, 2
Yoel Romero, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Caio Magalhães vs. Luke Zachrich
POTN: Thiago Alves
POTN: Fabricio Werdum

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lloyd Boner posted:

I was bored so I looked at how much money you could have made using MichingMallecho's picks. With closing odds from 5dimes, if you put $10 on each of his picks, so far this season you would be up $255.60. Losing events would be UFC 171 and Gus vs Manuwa, with losses of $21.38 and $3.52 respectively. The biggest winning event would be Hendo vs Shogun, being up $109.41. If you had made a $10 parlay for all of his picks on each event, you would be up $2753.09, as he accurately picked the entire card of 4 of the 8 events, with the big winner again being the Hendo-Shogun card.

ok now do the RNG

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lloyd Boner posted:

Betting on the RNG you would be down $61.52.

Betting against the RNG, you would be up $34.71. Parlays you would be up $362.57 thanks to RNG shameful failures for UFC 171 and the TUF Nations finale.

Putting my entire savings against the RNG.

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Fabricio Werdum, Decision
Miesha Tate, Decision
Donald Cerrone, Submission, 1
Yoel Romero, Decision

FOTN: Thiago Alves vs Seth Baczynski
POTN: Alex White
POTN: Donald Cerrone

EVENT NINE RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
yuriy			13	1	1
wooger			13	1	1
RNG			12	0	3
Tyree			12	0	3
venutolo		11	0	5
vainman			11	0	5
Ishin			11	0	5
Intel&Sebastian		10	1	8
MichingMallecho		10	1	8
Tangy Zizzle		10	1	8
golden oldies pete	10	1	8
Mr. Nice!		10	1	8
Saucer Crab		10	1	8
EricHall		10	0	14
Bluedeanie		10	0	14
Lloyd Boner		9	0	16
TheReverend		8	0	17
individual865		8	0	17
doverhog		7	1	19
Senordingdong		7	0	20
Lone Goat		7	0	20
-Atom-			7	0	20
Chairman Kaga		7	0	20
Macloud			7	0	20
canoshiz		6	0	25
The Maroon Ninja	6	0	25
MassRafTer		6	0	25
Roman Herbom		4	1	28
Max Awfuls		4	0	29
Niethan			3	0	30
LobsterMobster		3	0	30
kekekela		3	0	30
Szymanski		3	0	30
ChampRamp		0	1	34
TOP TWENTY OVERALL RANKINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		126	8	1
Macloud			118	10	2
-Atom-			108	10	3
Senordingdong		106	7	4
ChampRamp		105	9	5
venutolo		104	10	6
TheReverend		103	9	7
Ishin			100	8	8
canoshiz		99	9	9
Tangy Zizzle		98	10	10
yuriy			97	9	11
LobsterMobster		97	7	12
golden oldies pete	96	9	13
EricHall		96	8	14
kekekela		96	7	15
Bluedeanie		95	8	16
Lloyd Boner		95	7	17
MassRafTer		94	8	18
wooger			94	7	19
Max Awfuls		92	7	20
I'm ruined!

yuriy and wooger got all four fights correct, scoring a respectable 13 out of 17 points, with Tyree and the RNG close behind. ChampRamp (more like ChumpRump) took a dump on this one, earning himself a Shameful Failure. MichingMallecho remains in the lead, widening the gap going into the last card of the season.

The DATABASE is a creaky mess and I've had to do a lot of slapdash repairs so please pay close attention to make sure your scores are coming out properly, this thing is a mess.

Next card up tomorrow. hopefully.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Apr 26 - UFC 172

Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira
Phil Davis vs. Anthony Johnson
Luke Rockhold vs. Tim Boetsch
Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros
Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Saucer Crab posted:

FOTN: Jim Miller vs. Yancy Medeiros
POTN: Andre Fili
POTN: Luke Rockhold

Realized I put a POTN for a guy I had getting KOed, please change it if you would to this instead.

Sure thing!

My pics should be in there, just waiting on the spreadsheet to quit being such a slowpoke.

e:

Lone Goat
Jon Jones, Submission, 2
Phil Davis, Decision
Luke Rockhold, Decision
Jim Miller, Decision
Andre Fili, Knockout, 2

FOTN: Max Holloway vs. Andre Fili
POTN: Danny Castillo
POTN: Jon Jones

RNG
Jon Jones, Knockout, 2
Anthony Johnson, Submission, 1
Tim Boetsch, Submission, 1
Yancy Medeiros, Decision
Andre Fili, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Chris Beal vs. Patrick Williams
POTN: Chris Beal
POTN: Joseph Benavidez

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Apr 26, 2014

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Bluedeanie posted:

I picked with my :h: (and also picked Rockhold because that means Boetsch will win) but also hedged my bets for Rumble on POTN.

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Rough season for me. I still pick from the heart.

LobsterMobster posted:

I pick with 3 times the heart anyone else picks with. I only pick with 80% of my critical thinking.

my picks were hacked

I'm sure there's a lesson to be learned here, but who knows what it could be!

RESULTS AS PER WIKIPEDIA
Jon Jones, Decision
Anthony Johnson, Decision
Luke Rockhold, Submission, 1
Jim Miller, Submission, 1
Max Holloway, Submission, 3

FOTN: Takanori Gomi vs. Isaac Vallie-Flagg
POTN: Joseph Benavidez
POTN: Chris Beal


EVENT NINE RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
kekekela		19	0	1
Roman Herbom		15	0	2
doverhog		14	0	3
canoshiz		14	0	3
venutolo		13	1	5
Tangy Zizzle		13	0	6
TheReverend		13	0	6
vainman			13	0	6
Lloyd Boner		13	0	6
golden oldies pete	12	0	10
ChampRamp		12	0	10
Szymanski		12	0	10
EricHall		12	0	10
-Atom-			11	1	14
Ishin			11	1	14
niethan			11	0	16
MichingMallecho		11	0	16
MassRafTer		11	0	16
LobsterMobster		10	1	19
yuriy			10	1	19
individual865		10	0	21
Tyree			10	0	21
Saucer Crab		10	0	21
Macloud			10	0	21
Chairman Kaga		10	0	21
Lone Goat		9	0	26
Max Awfuls		8	1	27
Dr. Pancakes		7	1	28
Mr. Nice!		7	0	29
the least weasel	7	0	29
RNG			6	2	31
wooger			6	1	32
Senordingdong		6	0	33
Bluedeanie		6	0	33
Fentry			3	1	35
Intel&Sebastian		3	0	36
UNOFICIAL TOP TWENTY RANKINGS
pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		137	8	1
Macloud			128	10	2
-Atom-			119	11	3
venutolo		117	11	4
ChampRamp		117	9	5
TheReverend		116	9	6
kekekela		115	7	7
canoshiz		113	9	8
Senordingdong		112	7	9
Tangy Zizzle		111	10	10
Ishin			111	9	11
golden oldies pete	108	9	12
EricHall		108	8	13
Lloyd Boner		108	7	14
yuriy			107	10	15
LobsterMobster		107	8	16
MassRafTer		105	8	17
Roman Herbom		103	9	18
Bluedeanie		101	8	19
wooger			100	8	20
Max Awfuls		100	8	20
kekekela earned his second 1st place finish of the season, scoring 19 out of a possible 23 points on this card. But the true winner is Miching Mallecho who won the Season 13 GWGP with a healthy 9 point lead over the next closest finisher. Please contact TheReverend to sort out getting the belt. But MAKE SURE HE TAKES A PICTURE OF HIMSELF WEARING IT FIRST.

If you're unhappy with the way the results have been calculated (not because you made a bunch of lovely picks, but because something legit hosed up) check the DATABASE and point it out to me. This season has been a mess and I'm glad it's over!

I'll start sorting things out for next season, hope to have some information for you all in a couple days.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




I'm working on an experiment, and I want to try it out without it affecting the new season. So, next week's May 10 card is going to be an Exhibition Card in the same vein as the That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship we had before season 11, and then we'll start the season proper with the May 24 UFC 173 card.

It'll be up around Monday.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lone Goat posted:

I'm working on an experiment, and I want to try it out without it affecting the new season. So, next week's May 10 card is going to be an Exhibition Card in the same vein as the That One Card in Brazil One Night Openweight Championship we had before season 11, and then we'll start the season proper with the May 24 UFC 173 card.

It'll be up around Monday.

Hey folks, the experiment didn't quite pan out yet, there are still some bugs to wrinkle out so we're going to skip this card, and we'll be back for the next season before the card after.

Sorry!

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




New season starting this week~

Half of the cards occur on the same day that another card takes place, which I'm sure will cause no end of disaster~

Where the gently caress are the picture of those clowns what have already won the belt, TheReverend~

May 24 - UFC 173
May 31 - UFC Fight Night: Munoz vs. Mousasi
ALSO May 31 - The Ultimate Fighter Brazil 3 Finale: Miocic vs. Maldonado
June 7 - UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs. Khabilov
June 14 - UFC 174
June 28 - UFC Fight Night: Swanson vs. Stephens
ALSO June 28 - UFC Fight Night: Te Huna vs. Marquardt
July 5 - UFC 175


May 24 - UFC 173
Renan Barão vs. T.J. Dillashaw
Dan Henderson vs. Daniel Cormier
Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Ellenberger
Takeya Mizugaki vs. Francisco Rivera
Jamie Varner vs. James Krause

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:


FORM
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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Ewar Woowar posted:

Right, I'm back for this season. Has the belt gone to NZ yet? Because IT'S TIME!

Renan Barão vs. T.J. Dillashaw R1 KO
Dan Henderson vs. Daniel Cormier Decision
Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Ellenberger Decision
Takeya Mizugaki vs. Francisco Rivera Decision
Jamie Varner vs. James Krause R2 Submission

FOTN: Lawler/Ellenberger
POTN: Tony Ferguson
POTN: Renan Barão

I'm assuming you meant this and got a little sloppy with your tags.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Lone Goat
Renan Barão Knockout, 2
Daniel Cormier Decision
Robbie Lawler Decision
Takeya Mizugaki Decision
Jamie Varner Decision

FOTN: Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Ellenberger
POTN: Renan Barão
POTN: Daniel Cormier

RNG
T.J. Dillashaw Knockout, 1
Daniel Cormier Submission, 2
Robbie Lawler Knockout, 2
Francisco Rivera Submission, 3
James Krause Knockout, 1

FOTN: Robbie Lawler vs. Jake Ellenberger
POTN: Anthony Njokuani
POTN: Robbie Lawler

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Sorry for the delay, but I was out most of the weekend and then spent all of Monday sleeping so I only got around to watching the card tonight.

Bean Fried posted:

Renan Barao R1 TKO
Dan Cormier Dec
Robbie Lawler Dec
Takeya Mizugaki Dec
Jamie Varner R2 TKO

FOTN: Lawler vs Ellenberger
POTN: Lawler
POTN: Barao

Added you.

Mr. Nice! posted:

RNG loving killed it last night.

:allears:

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

T.J. Dillashaw, Knockout, 5
Daniel Cormier, Submission, 3
Robbie Lawler, Knockout, 3
Takeya Mizugaki, Decision
James Krause, Knockout, 1

FOTN: Renan Barão vs. T.J. Dillashaw
POTN: T.J. Dillashaw
POTN: Mitch Clarke

EVENT ONE AND OVERALL RANKINGS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
RNG			17	0	1
The Maroon Ninja	16	2	2
LobsterMobster		16	1	3
doverhog		15	1	4
individual865		15	1	4
xcore			14	1	6
Tyree			14	0	7
kekekela		13	0	8
Ewar Woowar		13	0	8
Saucer Crab		13	0	8
venutolo		12	1	11
Lloyd Boner		12	0	12
Peterosehaircut		12	0	12
Patient_Toffee		12	0	12
Mr. Nice!		12	0	12
outy			12	0	12
seltzer			12	0	12
Thauros			12	0	12
TheReverend		11	1	19
canoshiz		11	0	20
Tangy Zizzle		11	0	20
Biafraid		11	0	20
Bluedeanie		11	0	20
Ishin			11	0	20
world b lee		11	0	20
hrollins		11	0	20
Omnikin			11	0	20
Macloud			11	0	20
MassRafTer		11	0	20
masato tatanka		10	1	30
Grifter			10	0	31
-Atom-			10	0	31
Max Awfuls		10	0	31
yuriy			10	0	31
Lone Goat		10	0	31
wooger			10	0	31
freud mayweather	10	0	31
Fentry			10	0	31
Bean Fried		10	0	31
Fl0yd			9	0	40
Opal			8	1	41
niethan			8	1	41
Phokus			8	1	41
Chairman Kaga		8	1	41
Roman Herbom		7	0	45
ChampRamp		7	0	45
Senordingdong		7	0	45
vainman			7	0	45
EricHall		7	0	45
MichingMallecho		6	0	50
MacDougall		3	0	51
Everybody got their bell RNG this card, with the Random Number Generator getting 17 out of a possible 24 points this card. And to think we all laughed when it picked Cormier by submission. We'll see if it can keep up this success (it won't).

DATABASE is here. I had to do a minor overhaul on it from last season, so please make sure your points are being calculated properly, I'm very lazy.

I should have BOTH of the cards for this weekend up by tomorrow.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Intel&Sebastian posted:

If the RNG wins it I say we mail the belt to a random address pulled from the phonebook, with a letter explaining the situation and that they need to provide a picture of themselves with it on emailed to someone here, and start over with a new one.

If the RNG wins I already have plans, but this is pretty good too.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




In Dana White's ongoing quest to kill me, we have two cards scheduled for the same loving day. Ugh

May 31 - UFC Fight Night: Munoz vs. Mousasi

Mark Muñoz vs. Gegard Mousasi
Francis Carmont vs. C.B. Dollaway
Luke Barnatt vs. Sean Strickland
Tom Niinimäki vs. Niklas Bäckström

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
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***

May 31 - TUF Brazil 3 Finale

Stipe Miocic vs. Fabio Maldonado
Vitor Miranda vs. Antonio Carlos Junior
Márcio Alexandre Junior vs. Warlley Alves
Demian Maia vs. Alexander Yakovlev
Rony Jason vs. Robbie Peralta

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




I have no idea when either of these cards start but you should probably get your picks in sooner than later.


Lone Goat
Gegard Mousasi Knockout, 3
Francis Carmont Decision
Sean Strickland Decision
Tom Niinimäki Knockout, 1

FOTN: Iuri Alcantara vs. Vaughan Lee
POTN: Gegard Mousasi
POTN: Francis Carmont

RNG
Gegard Mousasi Knockout, 4
Francis Carmont Submission, 3
Luke Barnatt Submission, 1
Niklas Bäckström Knockout, 2

FOTN: Magnus Cedenblad vs. Krzysztof Jotko
POTN: Andy Ogle
POTN: Nick Hein

*****

Lone Goat
Stipe Miocic Decision
Antonio Carlos Junior Decision
Márcio Alexandre Junior Decision
Demian Maia Submission, 2
Rony Jason Knockout, 3

FOTN: Stipe Miocic vs. Fabio Maldonado
POTN: Demian Maia
POTN: Rony Jason

RNG
Fabio Maldonado Decision
Vitor Miranda Knockout, 2
Warlley Alves Decision
Alexander Yakovlev Submission, 1
Robbie Peralta Decision

FOTN: Rony Jason vs. Robbie Peralta
POTN: Marcos Rogerio de Lima
POTN: Demian Maia

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




MassRafTer posted:

Please change my pick on the Berlin show to

Niklas Bäckström Round 1 Sub

Updated.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Bean Fried posted:

Missed the Germany card, besides the main. Anyway:

Brasil TUF 3:

Stipe Miocic DEC
Antonio Carlos Junior TKO R1
Marcio Junior DEC
Demian Maia SUB R1
Rony Jason DEC

FOTN: Miocic vs. Maldonado
POTN: Marcos Rogerio de Lima
POTN: Pedro Munhoz


If I can still give a Germany pick:
Gegard Mousasi DEC

Added the TUF card, too late for the Germany card.


Mr. Nice! posted:

I hosed up and forgot to get picks in for one of the cards. God dammit.


EDIT:
Yeah and then I went and submitted a fight night form for a card that had already started. I have no idea what happened in the earlier fights. But my fight night picks shouldn't count regardless.

Deleted the Fight Night picks because they were too dang late :(

quote:

@Jason_Floyd 1m
No fight of the night bonus. 4 Performances of the Night: Cedenblad, Backstrom, Dollaway, and Mousasi - $50k each

gently caress you Dana. I'll just change some people that picked Cedenblad/Backstrom to the other two so they still get points.

Working on spreadsheets, expect them within an hour.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




EVENT TWO

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Gegard Mousasi, Submission, 1
C.B. Dollaway, Decision
Sean Strickland, Decision
Niklas Bäckström, Submission, 1

FOTN: NOPE
POTN: C.B. Dollaway
POTN: Gegard Mousasi
POTN: two other guys that I replaced with CB/Gegard in the database, and coloured them in orange.

RESULTS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
MichingMallecho		12	1	1
Bluedeanie		11	1	2
-Atom-			11	1	2
hrollins		10	2	4
Omnikin			10	2	4
Saucer Crab		10	0	6
Ishin			9	1	7
Thauros			8	2	8
MassRafTer		8	1	9
Tangy Zizzle		7	1	10
yuriy			7	1	10
Lone Goat		7	1	10
individual865		7	1	10
Chairman Kaga		7	1	10
Niethan			7	0	15
kekekela		6	1	16
seltzer			6	1	16
outy			6	1	16
ChampRamp		6	0	19
LobsterMobster		6	0	19
RNG			6	0	19
venutolo		4	1	22
vainman			4	0	23
EricHall		3	2	24
Lloyd Boner		3	1	25
doverhog		3	1	25
wooger			3	1	25
Max Awfuls		3	1	25
Tyree			3	1	25
Senordingdong		3	1	25
TheReverend		3	1	25
freud mayweather	3	1	25
canoshiz		3	0	33
masato tatanka		0	0	34
Roman Herbom		0	0	34
Grifter			0	0	34
EVENT THREE

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Stipe Miocic, Knockout, 1
Antonio Carlos Junior, Decision
Warlley Alves, Submission, 1
Demian Maia, Decision
Robbie Peralta, Decision

FOTN: Kevin Souza vs. Mark Eddiva
POTN: Stipe Miocic
POTN: Warlley Alves


RESULTS
pre:
Goon			Scote	OTNs	Rank
kekekela		16	1	1
TheReverend		15	1	2
EricHall		14	1	3
freud mayweather	14	1	3
Thauros			14	1	3
canoshiz		14	0	6
Senordingdong		14	0	6
Grifter			14	0	6
doverhog		13	1	9
yuriy			13	1	9
outy			13	1	9
hrollins		13	0	12
wooger			13	0	12
Roman Herbom		12	0	14
individual865		12	0	14
Tangy Zizzle		11	0	16
Saucer Crab		11	0	16
Bluedeanie		10	2	18
venutolo		10	1	19
vainman			10	0	20
Max Awfuls		10	0	20
Lone Goat		10	0	20
Niethan			10	0	20
Omnikin			10	0	20
Lloyd Boner		9	0	25
masato tatanka		9	0	25
-Atom-			9	0	25
Bean Fried		9	0	25
ChampRamp		8	0	29
MichingMallecho		7	1	30
RNG			7	0	31
seltzer			6	2	32
Tyree			6	1	33
LobsterMobster		6	0	34
Ishin			6	0	34
MassRafTer		6	0	34
Mr. Nice!		6	0	34
Chairman Kaga		4	1	38
TOP TWENTY OVERALL
pre:
Goon			Scote	OTNs	Rank
kekekela		35	2	1
Thauros			34	3	2
individual865		34	2	3
hrollins		34	2	3
Saucer Crab		34	0	5
Bluedeanie		32	3	6
doverhog		31	3	7
Omnikin			31	2	8
outy			31	2	8
yuriy			30	2	10
-Atom-			30	1	11
RNG			30	0	12
TheReverend		29	3	13
Tangy Zizzle		29	1	14
LobsterMobster		28	1	15
canoshiz		28	0	16
freud mayweather	27	2	17
Lone Goat		27	1	18
venutolo		26	3	19
Ishin			26	1	20
wooger			26	1	20
Too lazy to write anything funny. Some eggs, check the DATABASE, etc.

This week's form coming soon.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




June 7 - UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs. Khabilov

Benson Henderson vs. Rustam Khabilov
Diego Sanchez vs. Ross Pearson
John Dodson vs. John Moraga
Rafael dos Anjos vs. Jason High
Yves Edwards vs. Piotr Hallmann
Erik Perez vs. Bryan Caraway

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:


FORM
SPREADSHEET

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Bean Fried posted:

POTN: I put Sergio Pettis in the form but wish to change it to John Dodson

Updated

Lone Goat
Rustam Khabilov Decision
Ross Pearson Decision
John Dodson Knockout, 2
Rafael dos Anjos Decision
Piotr Hallmann Decision
Bryan Caraway Decision

FOTN: Rafael dos Anjos vs. Jason High
POTN: John Dodson
POTN: Diego Sanchez

RNG
Rustam Khabilov Knockout, 1
Ross Pearson Decision
John Moraga Knockout, 3
Jason High Submission, 2
Piotr Hallmann Submission, 2
Bryan Caraway Submission, 1

FOTN: Erik Perez vs. Bryan Caraway
POTN: Jake Lindsey
POTN: Rustam Khabilov

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Seltzer posted:

I just submitted right now, after the Perez fight. I picked that one wrong on purpose. Idk if this is too late or not.

It's too late. :(

I actually watched this card, which means results will be on time, instead of completely forgotten about until midweek!

WINNERS AS PER WIKIPEDIA

Benson Henderson, Submission, 4
Diego Sanchez, Decision
John Dodson, Knockout, 2
Rafael dos Anjos, Knockout, 2
Piotr Hallmann, Submission, 3
Bryan Caraway, Submission, 2

FOTN: Scott Jorgensen vs. Danny Martinez
POTN: Benson Henderson
POTN: Piotr Hallmann

EVENT FOUR RESULTS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
Roman Herbom		22	0	1
MichingMallecho		20	2	2
Senordingdong		20	0	3
Lloyd Boner		19	1	4
doverhog		19	0	5
TheReverend		19	0	5
Thauros			18	1	7
Ninja PD		18	1	7
yuriy 			18	0	9
freud mayweather	18	0	9
EricHall		18	0	9
-Atom-			17	1	12
ChampRamp		17	0	13
Tyree			16	0	14
hrollins		16	0	14
Bean Fried		15	1	16
outy			15	1	16
Trast			15	0	18
Bluedeanie		15	0	18
wooger			15	0	18
vainman			15	0	18
savinhill		15	0	18
venutolo		14	1	23
Ishin			14	0	24
Lone Goat		14	0	24
masato tatanka		13	0	26
MassRafTer		13	0	26
Chairman Kaga		13	0	26
Saucer Crab		12	0	29
individual865		11	0	30
LobsterMobster		11	0	30
Niethan			11	0	30
kekekela		10	0	33
RNG			8	0	34
Mr. Nice!		8	0	34
TOP 20 OVERALL STANDINGS

pre:
Goon			Score	OTNs	Rank
Thauros			52	4	1
doverhog		50	3	2
hrollins		50	2	3
TheReverend		48	3	4
yuriy			48	2	5
Bluedeanie		47	3	6
-Atom-			47	2	7
outy			46	3	8
Saucer Crab		46	0	9
MichingMallecho		45	4	10
kekekela		45	2	11
individual865		45	2	11
freud mayweather	45	2	11
Senordingdong		44	1	14
Lloyd Boner		43	2	15
EricHall		42	3	16
Lone Goat		41	1	17
wooger			41	1	17
Roman Herbom		41	0	19
venutolo		40	4	20
All picks lead to Roman Herbom this week, scoring 22 out of a extravagant 29 points. The RNG and Mr. Nice! are back to their old ways, proving again that Week 1 and Season 7 were anomalies, respectively. Thauros takes first place overall and has a name I can't make a good pun out of.

I really hope everyone is checking the DATABASE because I'm putting almost no quality control into this.

Next form up hopefully tomorrow.

Lone Goat fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Jun 8, 2014

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Seltzer posted:

Boooooooooooo. Check the timestamps. I'm packing my bags and taking my talents to the Sherdog Bellator Prediction thread.

I already deleted it, but the timestamp said like 10:20-something.

Also it was brought to my attention that Yuriy's total season points weren't calculating properly. I've adjusted his score and updated the top 20 rankings in my previous post.

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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




June 14 - UFC 174

Demetrious Johnson vs. Ali Bagautinov
Rory MacDonald vs. Tyron Woodley
Ryan Bader vs. Rafael Cavalcante
Andrei Arlovski vs. Brendan Schaub
Ryan Jimmo vs. Ovince St. Preux

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
SPREADSHEET

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