New Girl: "Walk with dignity you giant toddler!"

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Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

It's true, cats carry disease

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:02

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 14:51

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Daisy!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:03

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

I wouldn't know how to begin to steal a swag.

Booger!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:03

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

June, and Angela!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:04

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

poo poo, it's June! Hi June! How's Chloe?

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:04

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Oh hey, it's Angela.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:04

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Two thirds no way that's like a one eighth

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:05

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Uh oh, Daisy is running a Schmidt on Winston.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:06

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

I used to like Daisy and now I hate her.

Steal the cat forever Winston. Steal the cat.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:07

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Drunk Jess! Yay!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:08

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Sometimes firemen are women!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:08

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Poque posted:

Sometimes firemen are women!

Sometimes! Sometimes!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:09

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

Glee is going to ruin the beatles!? NOOOOOOOOO :negative:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:10

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Singing "What's Up" in the toilet bowl. Brilliant.

EDIT: This show's music choices.

Redhead CeCe!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:11

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Nick is both the best and worst influence on Jess at the exact same time.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:11

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

CAT NOOSE

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:13

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

That catte. :3:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:14

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Winston's scaring me a bit...

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:15

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

How is Nick the sane one this episode?

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:15

ApathyGifted: Aug 30, 2004; Tomorrow?

The bees are real too? Ah hell no!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:16

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Kloaked00 posted:

How is Nick the sane one this episode?

Ok, you know what, nevermind. This is the scariest prospect of the episode.

EDIT: Schmidt's gotta get caught by the end of this episode. He can't keep this kinda poo poo up for long.

soupcan58 fucked around with this message at 02:22 on Sep 25, 2013

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:18

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

And everything will inevitably come crashing down for Schmidt

Edit: Huh

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:21

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Kloaked00 posted:

And everything will inevitably come crashing down for Schmidt

And they do the exact opposite. Best show.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:23

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

The Asian markets wait for no one.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:23

Kloaked00: Jun 21, 2005; I was sitting in my office on that drizzly afternoon listening to the monotonous staccato of rain on my desk and reading my name on the glass of my office door: regnaD kciN

I DONT WANNA WAIT, FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVEEERRRRR

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:27

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

These music choices are great.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:27

Maxwell Lord: Dec 12, 2008; I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.; Grimey Drawer

Keeping the cat!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:28

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

I got your cat!

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:28

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

"I GATCHA CAT"

I don't think I've ever laughed this hard at this show

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:28

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

The music and the awkwardness made that moment. I got a slight vibe of the Landlord episode.

Also, "I GOT YOUR CAT!"

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:29

flashy_mcflash: Feb 7, 2011

aaaahahahaha I'm gonna vomit "something's coming out"

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:30

VBane: Oct 31, 2011

My favorite part was Nick and Jess resignedly but immediately starting to disrobe to get in the hot tub without a moment's pause or sputter.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 02:45

Azure_Horizon: Mar 27, 2010; by Reene

I'm using the "I want you in the rear" line on the next hot gay man I fall for. Or not really fall, but just want to bone. It's happening. Get into it.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 03:34

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

That was mostly a great episode - the subversion of classic farce with Schmidt getting away with it in particular - but I really really disliked the way they turned Daisy into a bitch just to propel Winston's arc, I thought it was unfair to a really cool character.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 03:34

Democratic Pirate: Feb 17, 2010

I thought her and Winston just had a casual thing going up until the minute he asked her to be exclusive? She basically did the same thing Schmidt is currently doing but got caught.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 03:59

hope and vaseline: Feb 13, 2001

Rarity posted:

That was mostly a great episode - the subversion of classic farce with Schmidt getting away with it in particular - but I really really disliked the way they turned Daisy into a bitch just to propel Winston's arc, I thought it was unfair to a really cool character.

Yeah, that's how I feel too. But it was actually a really good Winston episode without throwing him another wacky thing to do.

The non-stop jokes in the opener had me loving crying with laughter. What the hell is up with Shmidt's nipples

Democratic Pirate posted:

I thought her and Winston just had a casual thing going up until the minute he asked her to be exclusive? She basically did the same thing Schmidt is currently doing but got caught.

Well, then she had sex with that guy after too

I DON'T WANNA WAIT FOR OUR LIVES TO BE OVER

# ? Sep 25, 2013 04:00

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Honestly, I thought Winston-Daisy ended when he couldn't find her apartment.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 04:14

particle409: Jan 15, 2008; Thou bootless clapper-clawed varlot!

Just chiming in here. I got into New Girl a few weeks ago. I needed something to watch, and saw season 1 on Netflix, so I marathoned it over a few days. Luckily season 2 went up just as I finished season 1, and now I can watch episodes of season 3 on Hulu! I thought this show was going to be too cutesy/twee or something like that for me, but I gotta say I'm addicted. Good, adult humor, and great characters.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 06:23

Yoshifan823: Feb 19, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

Want that catte. Want to pet that catte. It's too bad we had to lose Daisy to a lovely sitcom that will hopefully die a quick death, but at least we get a catte.

Also, Schmidt looked so heartbroken at the end there, and it's all his own fault.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 06:48

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I'm kind of mad that they ruined Daisy as a character, but Winston being weird is always the best plus Eva Amurri :swoon:

# ? Sep 25, 2013 06:56

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