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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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anthonypants posted:

If they drop a letter in their mailbox, and it gets picked up by a mail carrier, how can they recover it before it gets delivered?

USPS actually offers recall service for anything sent priority mail, but it doesn't apply to letters sent first class obviously.

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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spog posted:

That's pretty drat reasonable pricing.

Surely you don't get to keep the drive for that price, right?

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Bob Morales posted:

It's yours to keep. You can even return it for a refund when you're done. They will only send you a drive big enough to hold your backups, though. You don't get a 4TB drive if you a restoring 20GB of stuff

I also realize that I'd recently been pricing external ssds, which are, uh, considerably more expensive than platter drives.

Things that are pissing me off - lovely thumb drives that choke on vmdk files bigger than 20gb.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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I've been walking around the Ballard one with my dog a couple times a week trying to see what they're up to. I look forward to checking it out when it opens.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Bob Morales posted:

I swear I work at the most rear end-backward place on the planet.

We have an intern who's finishing up this spring. So they offered him a full-time job.

He's 21-22, and he has a good-sized beard (which is a trend that can't end soon enough, but whatever)

It's about like this (actually he looks a lot like this guy)



So he's been an intern here for 6 months...but he can't have the full-time job unless he shaves his beard.

I'd tell them to gently caress off. Other people here have beards. Is there a limit on length? What if they told him to cut his hair?

Employee handbook says "Facial hair must be clean and well-kept", whatever that means.



Looks well trimmed to me.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Varkk posted:

My take-away from all this is that background checks don't look at SA accounts.

But CBP will closely examine your SA rap sheet when you try to enter the country.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Jerk McJerkface posted:

post your configs.

Awww yeah baby, show me dem tcp/ips! Scripts or gtfo.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Good way to find the end of things in vim though.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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slartibartfast posted:

Professional DBA here. I physically recoiled in horror as I read this post.

I love this thread. :)

Probably not the thread for it, but since we're talking about sql clusters anyway - do you have a favorite resource for a run down on setting up NDB clusters? Beyond the official documentation obviously. I'm trying to teach myself how it works and think I'll probably just have to go through the process of building one on AWS or something.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Sickening posted:

Edit out the setting one by one and hope nothing is hosed. Move those settings to proper, separate objects. I personally have never taken over a domain and not found someone who didn't know any better loving with default domain policy.

The official MOAC labs and textbooks for 70-41[0-2] have you make changes to the default policy. It's the dumbest thing.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Thanks Ants posted:

Marginally better than "lab top".


sorry for the watermark, I'm not going to buy stock images for bad jokes.


E:

RFC2324 posted:

If I was in a position to not get fired for it, I think I would just to troll whoever is checking. Did you check that site? Its obese porn.

Maybe do it with anorexic porn too or something, so people think you are even more hosed in the head than you already are.

You sound like a statistician who is into some real vanilla porn :iamafag:

BallerBallerDillz fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Apr 29, 2017

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Jerk McJerkface posted:

Both have awful cell service and no WiFi

This guy should know he probably installed the radio jammers himself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcArnepkhv0

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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I use a Samsung 2020M laser printer that I got for like 70 bucks. Not real high DPI but it works great for printing shipping labels which is about the only printing I do these days.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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SEKCobra posted:

Please tell me about MFA weaknesses

If you don't have a token or a cell phone app, and thus have to rely on the service that calls you to read out digits and use a voip phone - someone could theoretically mitm your phone and intercept the code. That's what they came up with in a sec+ class.

So it's pretty weak against Ethan Hunt, Livingston Dell, and Zero Cool.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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deadly_pudding posted:

They're probably gonna should have wiped that machine and had me reinstall the server from scratch like a week or two ago.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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jfc Microsoft. Do you have a handy link to that technet article or wherever that's from?

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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I'm also in the middle of a questionable security decision but at least this one came directly from the CEO (with adequate CYA trail) - the problem is I can't even figure out how the hell to make it work.

A remote sales guy is leaving the company, he works on the other coast and hasn't been to the office in years. Not too long ago I got him set up with a new Mac Book air but did everything remotely. He's a nice guy, and not too terrible with technology but it's a struggle doing things like fixing broken profile migrations totally remotely. He recently helped the company find an acquisition partner, so he knew his job was likely going to end in the next few months and had plenty of time to back up whatever data he wanted. The merger is about to go through and his job has indeed been eliminated. As a parting gift the company said he could keep all his equipment, figuring that if there was any data he wanted to exfiltrate he had plenty of time to do it already.

That brings me to the clusterfuck of trying to get him moved over to a personal email address. He uses Mac and really likes Outlook 2016. He wants to continue to use Office 2016 and went and bought a personal O365 account using his gmail address to register. He also wants to import the whole .olm of his work account with previous emails, but much more importantly contacts and calendar events. I'm still a pretty junior tech and we use hosted exchange, so I'm not super familiar with Exchange, and definitely not familiar with migrating between Exchange and personal mail. I've spent a week now trying to get an email address working in Outlook that will sync his imported contacts and calendar events with his phone. We've tried adding his Gmail account then importing the olm with no success. We've tried switching to the fast insider ring and getting the Outlook 2016 for Mac update that has built in Google sync, but we can only get it to sync one way, even if we jumped through all the hoops to get his contacts out of Outlook and into Google, contacts he creates or edits in Outlook for Mac won't sync with his phone. We've tried accessing Outlook.com with the gmail address he used to sign up for O365 and then adding the ugly Outlook.com address that gets associated with it to his Outlook but that won't even work.

I know that trying to get Google, Apple, and Microsoft products all working together wasn't going to be super easy but god drat this is a mess. I've been lucky enough to get right into duties that are more Jr. Sysadmin that helpdesk, although I do both (our helpdesk is quiet enough that I have plenty of time for both) - This seems like something that should be super easy to solve and it's driving me loving bonkers. This is the first real issue that I've tried to work out where I feel like there just isn't a reasonable solution. I guess manually move all the contacts and calendar events to Gmail and then only use the web interface and iphone app. He's not thrilled with that decision though. I'm spending an unreasonable amount of time on this for someone who isn't even an employee any more. :(

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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MF_James posted:

Some times you have to give a poo poo to the porcelain god, but otherwise, give no shits Also, give no fucks, there are limited amounts of fucks and they should only be given in the correct circumstances.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0169ATMBM/ref=dp-kindle-redirect?_encoding=UTF8&btkr=1

This is obviously a silly spoof but it also actually has some decent advice in it. I recommend the audio book.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Scratchmo
Well I complained yesterday about not having enough work to keep me busy and the universe was listening. Came in this morning and barely had time to pour a cup of coffee before getting a nagios alarm about the temperature of our core switch. Opening our tiny server room was like opening a sauna with the broken AC blowing hot air in my face. Once we turned that off the move and cool I set up while my boss was on paternity leave saved the day and kept things cool enough to hobble through till a tech came out.

Pissing me off: the tech who said "yeah! sure, it's fixed!" and leaving way too quickly. I didn't have a good feeling so I kept working on the plan from earlier in the day of moving some VMs so we could shut down a few hosts. Of course as I'm standing up to leave, as the last one out of there tonight, I get another nagios alert. I feel bad for having to call my boss back out, especially with an infant at home. I offered to try to take care of it for him but I think he wanted to yell at the hvac people himself.

Not pissing me off: having stuff to keep me busy all day! And having a cool management team that let the intern pretty much come up with and implement a(n admittedly pretty straight forward) plan to move around VMs, shut down hosts, and mitigate things as much as possible.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Get enough IT people in a room and someone will mention an antiquated technology within the first 30 minutes to demonstrate their bona fides. Stripe's law.

Oh yeah, I remember people talking about that back in the day. They didn't call it Stripe's law of course but same idea. That was back on a BBS, long before the SA forums.

I know like ten people beat me to this joke but I don't care.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just let everything pull dhcp and ddns it all.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Aunt Beth posted:

PREACH. Nobody I work with silences their phones - ever. And they all keep the ringers on LOUD. In a meeting? Nonstop alert sounds. On a conference call? Nonstop alert sounds. It's a friggin switch on the side of every iPhone people, how hard is it to toggle?

Holy poo poo, really? I quickly excuse myself and go grab my phone from my desk charger if I get tied up troubleshooting something away from my desk for more than ten minutes. I don't want to bother the folks around my desk with any vibrating notifications that might come in. We may have a lovely open floor plan but thankfully it's usually silent, no desk phones, people are usually reasonable with their cell phones - the loudest noise is either the foosball or ping pong in the lounge.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Dick Trauma posted:

Got an email at 0230 from someone on maternity leave. Said there's a message on her laptop that her hard drive needs tonne backed up and she's not able Hoboken Microsoft outlook anymore.

Well... ok.

I think that's actually their new version of server manager, Microsoft Hoboken. No idea how a user would get it on their work station but :shrug:

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Something Awful Large Print Edition for the olds.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Is there a bash scripting thread somewhere? Do those sorts of questions just go in a Linux thread? I didn't see anything in Cobol either. This stupid script I'm trying to write is pissing me off and I'm running out of ideas four troubleshooting it.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Haha, nice. Fortunately I don't write my bash scripts from my phone on the bus. :eng99:

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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RFC2324 posted:

check out juicessh. make you bus ride productive!

I shudder to think what mangled nonsense I'd get from Swype if I started trying to hack at my servers from a phone ssh session squeezed into a rush hour bus. I actually have juicessh for true emergencies but I worry that somehow the stupid keyboard is going to think by cat /var/log/messages what I really want to do is rm -rf /etc

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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In at any capacity. I can fit DSL on 16MB

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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MC Fruit Stripe posted:

I honestly don't know how I'd react if someone said gently caress in an aggressive tone at this point in my life. It's not a sound I'm ready to hear. I do know I'd let HR tell me how I should react, though.

gently caress is a great word, but you don't use it aggressively. Yesterday on a call with 2 other sys admins, while screen sharing, I found a silly config issue that the app team had made, and quickly laughed out a haha-what-the-gently caress-haha. That's the right way to use gently caress. If you're calling an employee loving stupid, or saying "so you can loving make it", you're not worthy of my consideration.

What about "OOOOOHMYGOD, SOMEONE PUSHED THE WRONG loving CONFIGURATION AND NOW BGP IS ALL hosed UP :derp:"?

May only apply if you work at Level 3.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Call before you dig dook.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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ChubbyThePhat posted:

This is accurate. Especially the waterproof part. We can wash our money.

Herp derp wouldn't that be money la-


A Pinball Wizard posted:

something something money laundering

Awww :rimshot:

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Dick Trauma posted:

FFFFFffuck I hadn't even considered that. I... I don't think he means that. People were so enthusiastic about when of the programs it would be crazy to ignore that in favor of doing it on our own.

No... he must mean something else. He loves using business terms instead of plain English so perhaps this is some weird one I've never heard, like ICO or some such thing.

I think it might just be a typo.

Bust out the Singer, you get to learn how to tailor a suit.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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pixaal posted:

You found their porn collection!

GargleBlaster posted:


c:\windows\temp\z.tfiles\stuff\hardcore\lucy.mov


It's the accounting share. If it's porn, it's all kitten stompers and like historical pictures of hovervilles.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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xzzy posted:

Plus it's a video conference, those things habitually eat poo poo and burn 20 minutes of people's lives for no good reason. Making any decisions off a single problem with one just means they're looking for excuses to get the headcount down.

We were also recently acquired, our new company does a weekly all hands that is the most useless garbage meeting in the world. Not surprisingly after four or five weeks of it going well, we had an audio issue where they couldn't hear one of our managers introducing a new hire for about ten seconds before we realized our conference system got hardware muted somehow. I committed the grievous sin of walking in view of the camera and unmuting it. My manager now has to write up a short report after every Monday morning meeting and submit it to their CIO within 20 minutes of the meeting ending, detailing what time we got to work (it's a 9am meeting on the west coast when most our office was used to getting in around 10), what time we had the room set up, the steps we took to test everything before the meeting, our opinion of the audio and video quality, and any incidents with preliminary root cause analysis. For a weekly all hands that's 100% utter bullshit, usually detailing the intra-office team building scores in crossword competitions and poo poo. It's loving awful.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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No, whiny pissbaby, Gsuite is not Outlook, how very astute of you to notice. Endlessly complaining to me about how we're literally the only professional company in the world that doesn't use Outlook isn't going to give me the power to switch email providers for the entire company. It's just going to make me hate you.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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It's a mess with 2fa and application passwords. You have to log in twice to get calendar and email. Google calendar is not that hard to figure out on its own. :colbert:

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Jaded Burnout posted:

On Jan 1st I asked my current client whether they wanted to discuss my contract termination and they've not been able to get it together enough to have the meeting.

My contract ends April 6th. I think they just assume I'm going to renew. Spoilers: I'm not.

Posts like that make you sound like a jaded burnout.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Man you folks are picky. I like IPAs, along with almost every other type of beer, ciders are great, particularly ones made from pear or apple or both or berries! I like peaty scotch, also unpeated scotch. Tequila too but it has to be an anejo, blanco, or repasado. Mezcal is good too! Gin is good as long as it isn't from a plastic bottle or can. A kale smoothie is delicious. So is tea, as long as it's black or green or oolong or white or herbal. Coffee is great ofc. Man life is too short not to enjoy almost anything I can shovel into my maw.

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Hey neo, you don't have PMs, you in the PNW?

V--- eh, sorry, only know people in aerospace up here.

BallerBallerDillz fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Mar 3, 2018

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BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

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Paladine_PSoT posted:

He could make better analogies than sports...

"Oracle is like aids, most people find it debilitating and lethal, but I have enough money that I dont notice it"

:boom:

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