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Lord Dudeguy posted:The hell is ThoughtFa- A place for employees to internally post pictures of their children, their food, and rant about how Obama is going to take their guns. And then your employer promotes one of them to be your boss.
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# ¿ May 9, 2014 22:44 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:42 |
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Helushune posted:Pissing me off today: SQL Server 2012 install! When you figure this out, I wouldn't mind hearing what caused it. I haven't yet worked with SQL 2012 but I've had SQL 2008 installs crap out on me like that with a really cryptic error message. Turns out the problem was installing another application beforehand that installed SQL Server Native Client as part of the package. For all the pre-install checks it does, SQL 2008 wouldn't catch this and would refuse to install until I removed the native client first.
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# ¿ May 14, 2014 22:50 |
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Galler posted:Should have just searched for coupons and clicked any of the links. Every user that I've ever seen that's in to coupons has all kinds of browser poo poo infecting their computer. Searching for song lyrics or cooking recipe sites is another good way to find some super sketchy sites loaded with junk on there.
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# ¿ May 19, 2014 23:25 |
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Do they just have a revolving door of sucker beer nerds working that job or what? They don't want to pay 50k, yet how much are they losing by cheaping out on IT? And I'm not at all familiar with the cost of living in Portland but if I had to guess, 50k would be not very good, nevermind what they are actually paying which is most likely well below that.
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2014 02:56 |
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:When you said desktop image, I thought you meant you'd re-imaged every PC at the behest of someone who was not "our security lead who just found a gaping hole in our security" - realized you just meant an image as in wallpaper. Whew. Yeah I was initially thinking the same thing. "drat, this lead fitness guy has a hell of a lot of clout, what sort of lovely fitness app did they have to include in this build?"
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2014 04:02 |
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death .cab for qt posted:
How do cars not get stolen all the time? I thought every car uses the same key.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2014 03:39 |
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Every time a germ conversation comes up it reminds me of this George Carlin bit about germs.
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# ¿ Aug 27, 2014 23:08 |
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sfwarlock posted:Not sure which thread this goes in, but I just found out one of my minions has been "resolving" cannot-log-in tickets (in a domain environment) by creating the user a local account and relinking them to their network shares using domain admin creds. While grousing about "what stupid poo poo this domain nonsense is, it just makes my job harder." Haha what the gently caress?
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 23:57 |
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WTB IT to fix my .PST. PST!
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2014 16:54 |
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jim truds posted:This weird job posting. How many lines about printers can one job posting have? Holy poo poo. gently caress printers.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 04:56 |
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:People who have to win Busy. These people who will list every single thing they have to do, while stressing the lunch that they're not going to take, because no man you don't even know dude, you just, I am SO busy. We have a guy who will happily stand there yapping as long as you let him about just how busy he is and how much poo poo he has to do. If you have enough time to stand around for 30 loving minutes blabbing to anyone who will listen about how busy you are, you really aren't that drat busy now are you? The same goes for people who have to the win the "who got less sleep last night" game. Oh man I only got 5 hours of last night im so tired! Dude I only got 3 hours tell me about it!!! Shut the gently caress up. I don't believe any of you fuckers anymore.
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2015 18:28 |
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ratbert90 posted:
And the guy who initially proposed the outsourcing will get a fat bonus for short term cost cutting and then gently caress off to another company (getting a fat raise in the process) to do the same poo poo and will never be around for when the original company has to fork over the additional expenses to fix up the initial code.
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2015 02:58 |
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Dick Trauma posted:After almost a full month of phone and in-person interviews and last-minute reference madness the HR VP just called to offer me the job I've been chasing. She wound up insisting on talking to my old CEO and I decided to go with it, contacting him first to prep him. She says he gave me a fantastic, detailed recommendation which helps balance out the stupid bullshit his company put me through. Congrats! I can't imagine the awful feeling it must have been when they wanted to get the old CEO involved at the last minute, but I'm glad he came through.
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2015 23:48 |
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mllaneza posted:How about an announcement that so-and-so really needs to clean their cube after months or years of nagging, so management isn't assigning them tickets this week so they can clean up ? Do I dare ask how completely filthy this person's cube was that it takes an entire loving week to clean it up?
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 18:25 |
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I'm pretty sure they also can' t just say "hey your first 30 and last 30 minutes of travel time don't count" either, but I am not a lawyer.
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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 17:51 |
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GOOCHY posted:Anybody have a boss or co-workers who talk *at* you, not to you? We've got someone who as far as I can tell, seems to plan out like 10+ sentences worth of dialogue if not more in a given conversation that he's going to say before initiating said conversation. Then he goes through and says those things, regardless of what you say in the interim. Sometimes if you respond with something unexpected (read: anything more than a "yeah" or "uh huh") he'll stop for a second and kind of go beep boop malfunction malfunction and then go back to his routine.
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# ¿ Mar 14, 2015 05:49 |
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m.hache posted:A business I work for on the side has a user (one of the owners) that keeps all of his passwords in a word file in his My Documents. Hahaha, gently caress.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2015 22:51 |
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Resources
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2015 00:16 |
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Your distinct personality, The Doctor might be found in most of the thriving kingdoms of the time. Your emotions and feelings are reality based. You are not misled with half formed ideas nor are you given to radical or high risk experimentation. You follow the tried and true and do not waste time thinking about things that cannot be seen, touched, heard, felt or smelled. On the positive side, you can become an exceptional expert in your particular area of the helping professions. You can deliver and maintain consistent and beneficial service to others. You do not lose sight of the reality of the situation and can usually control your own emotions. On the negative side, your emotions may want to be sensually satisfied which might lead to too much food, drink or other sensual pleasures. Interestingly, your preference is just as applicable in today's corporate kingdoms. Personality test says I'm fat, gently caress you personality test
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 23:53 |
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Why isn't my birthday a company holiday? *shuts down production systems* Now it is!
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# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 23:59 |
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What software do you use to clone the drives? Our laptop fleet is getting up there in age and could really use SSDs.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2015 21:59 |
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Sickening posted:Honestly people are honestly caring too much Please drink coffee before posting!
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 17:48 |
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Mr. Clark2 posted:Anti-Virus software. We're switching from Symantec endpoint protection 12 to Kaspersky endpoint security select. Well, first of all, my boss let our SEP license expire before we had purchased licensing for Kaspersky. Then, he went on vacation right after finalizing the order with Kaspersky so the email with the licensing info sat in his inbox until he returned. Now that we've got that all sorted out...Kaspersky wont install because it detects SEP as still being installed on the workstations. Kaspersky removes SEP as part of its own installation process, SEP is gone from add/remove programs, windows bitches about no AV software being installed, but still, Kaspersky fails during install because it is still somehow seeing SEP installed. Get an account setup on the kaspersky companyaccount page and file a support request with them and see what they say about it. Use the getsysteminfo utility on one of the affected computers and include that in your ticket, since typically one of the first things their support will ask for is a getsysteminfo report. My guess is that there is probably still a registry entry somewhere out there that kaspersky is seeing that is causing the problem and it wouldn't surprise me one bit if symantec's own tool doesn't clean every last one of them up.
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 13:40 |
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We have several users who buy random poo poo and book travel on various websites (amazon, priceline, etc), all using the same company card. Most of the time there is no issue. Every now and then though, one of them will encounter an issue with the card getting rejected for no apparent reason. I've had them try different browsers and clear temp files/cookies with no luck. Also verified stupid poo poo like the card number being entered correctly and not expired. Typically this will end up with them having someone else place the order, waiting some number of days or weeks, and then they try it again and it will work then. So my question is, what the hell is happening here? Are we tripping a fraud detection system? Am I missing something? Is there anything else I can check?
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# ¿ May 7, 2015 17:41 |
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Some rear end in a top hat has scheduled a meeting 2 days in a row now at the same time each day and no showed both times with no word said to anyone about it. gently caress you guy.
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# ¿ May 13, 2015 23:29 |
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ratbert90 posted:poo poo not pissing me off: Converting a gigantic unwieldy excel spreadsheet into a nice mysql db with a good web interface. But this looks different. I don't know where anything is. Why can't we just keep using excel?
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# ¿ May 14, 2015 00:30 |
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Ursine Asylum posted:
What the gently caress?
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# ¿ May 15, 2015 05:38 |
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:PICK UP A loving PHONE HOLY poo poo MORONS But I bet if a printer stopped working somewhere he would have picked up the phone, am I right??
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# ¿ May 22, 2015 02:44 |
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Now I'm really curious to find out what ICO is.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 18:00 |
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Sickening posted:
Now is the time for ridiculously heavy, look at how important I am desks to be plopped directly in front of every power outlet and network drop.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 23:15 |
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I would rather see lap top instead of "lappy." MY LAPPY IS BROKEN
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# ¿ Jun 12, 2015 17:57 |
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:Sweet Jesus... I'm kinda surprised that the cost for 2 years of XP support for government clusterfuck legacy military systems is only going to be about 30 million, even if it's "only" navy systems. I'd have guessed higher.
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2015 17:31 |
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Bob Morales posted:
Try enabling enterprise mode in IE11 and see if it works properly there, and if it does you can enable it via GPO on all the relevant computers. I had to do this with some shitheap ancient app or else we'd have been stuck on IE8 forever.
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# ¿ Jun 26, 2015 04:22 |
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sfwarlock posted:
Facial recognition software goes haywire, matches you with a wanted criminal, car locks you inside and drives you to the police station.
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2015 22:55 |
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Swink posted:Our laptop-purchasing process: 5) Get brought a busted laptop with tire tracks all over it and informed that it was like that when they woke up this morning.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 02:11 |
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Today someone runs into my office and says "Heywehaveanewhirestartingcanyougetthemalaptop" and then promptly turns around and runs off before I can ask them any questions about who this new hire even is or what they are doing or when they are starting. Cool. I attempted to contact them after the fact for more information but they pulled the standard Houdini disappearing off the face of the planet trick. The next time I hear anything about this hire I'll have one of these bad boys ready to present, it typically does pretty well in getting people to actually give me useful information:
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2015 23:44 |
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Collateral Damage posted:Tell them to log a ticket, then hang up. All of this is spot on, but I'd to add that this only works if you have support from management on it. You need management on your side to deal with divas, other managers, and any other people who think they are too important to follow policy.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2015 18:02 |
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Sickening posted:We renovated our website! Yay! Wow, that is hosed. Is there any chance of this getting changed once management starts to see helpdesk tasks falling by the wayside because they are stuck calling customers all day about website issues? I just don't even...
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2015 16:24 |
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MC Fruit Stripe posted:
How did megaman 3 end up going?
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2015 16:05 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 04:42 |
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Migishu posted:So I mentioned to my manager if they could try to not scheduled meetings before I start as it makes it hard for me to get to them, and they were all cool with it. Meetings are hard. A while ago a bunch of VIPs kept managing to schedule conflicting meetings in the same conference room. Eventually it somehow fell into my lap to write up how to include the conference room in your meeting request so that it would appear booked to others, which I did. As it turns out, that was too hard. An executive assistant ended up printing out a room reservation form that had name, date, and time of meeting on it and taping it to the conference room door. That didn't last long, for reasons that I never heard. They ended up just going back to the original system of booking conflicting meetings and arguing about it.
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