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evol262 posted:I like metal, but the real metalheads seem to be totally aware of the existence of any other genres of music and incapable of believing someone may not like metal; the offending person just hasn't heard the right band yet. You should tell them you only like indie-approved metal, like mastodon and any any band that doesn't fit those parameters you're not interested in. Because I told a metalhead that once, and he stuttered a bit and went on about a band that wasn't like it at all. Then I asked him if he liked earth and sort of walked away.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 06:31 |
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 08:17 |
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I'm glad you guys wrestled control back from them. I would of lost my goddamn mind if I'm the administrator and couldn't fix the email that could've been prevented by virtue of a IT management workflow.
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2015 04:32 |
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poo poo pissing me off incoherent fucked around with this message at 04:47 on May 18, 2015 |
# ¿ May 16, 2015 00:06 |
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Surprise! it was just exchange running in azure all along.
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# ¿ May 23, 2015 19:28 |
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Dick Trauma posted:I'm in Los Angeles. I don't have a name for the brewery yet but I'm curious to see who they are. And to see how quickly I can pass of management of all of this stuff to their engineering staff. I bet you its a smaller brewery that's looking for more footprint. It's an insanely hot market. LA BREWERIES!
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# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 19:04 |
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Just articulate the man hours needed to correct this error.
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 18:58 |
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poo poo pissing me off: MDM on windows 10 blows compared to 8.1. Same profile that can be used in 8.1 and 10 doesn't apply and now I have to open a ticket with airwatch to see what the gently caress is wrong. Which means a email tag of a day or two and then a random phone call.
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# ¿ Mar 24, 2016 03:50 |
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Look man it's the future, just push windows server 2016 technical preview into production
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 15:18 |
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ratbert90 posted:I did and he said he does, but that he's "too busy" to fix it. Ugh, you can't do your freakin job. Escalate that poo poo.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2016 18:42 |
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Person on the other line had anime\porn up and refused a remote sesh. It happens.
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2016 18:53 |
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keseph posted:Pissing me off: Me. My friend, time to setup that powershell repository https://richardspowershellblog.wordpress.com/2015/01/04/creating-a-powershellget-repository/
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2016 00:26 |
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Jerk McJerkface posted:I prefer my printers to be hand delivered by gentle sirs. Hauled authentically by hand, through the courtyard.
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2016 23:46 |
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Bob Morales posted:ARE YOU READING MY SCREEN dude just knows as/400. You can't do any worse to him.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2016 20:51 |
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Agrikk posted:poo poo not pissing me off: ButtFormation and Powershell and scripting All I think about when someone talks a full instance of SQL in AWS is $$$$$$$
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 17:04 |
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Thanks Ants posted:I need to clear some time out to get in on this. Cloud formation is some neat poo poo. Spring up an entire zone with your active directory extended to your own VPC on demand and having things come online.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2016 23:54 |
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Humbug Scoolbus posted:And Windows 10 just killed part of Powershell something something do it in prod
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# ¿ Aug 25, 2016 21:59 |
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anthonypants posted:How have you never heard of Google before? good rear end site. needs to all current and future apps on there with default of "sketchy".
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# ¿ Aug 26, 2016 05:18 |
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ratbert90 posted:I am a embedded Linux engineer. I am going to try to convince my boss I need a surface studio. Learn to use hyper-v. Congrats you've got a 27 inch adjustable linux box.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 20:23 |
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milk milk lemonade posted:Thor. block all attachments (except for pdf). That's what i had to do Now is the time to move to memecast and sandbox all attachments. Or option barracuda.
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2016 21:43 |
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2016 00:02 |
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Bob Morales posted:We use a program called Drivve on our copiers to route documents based on some barcode, it's a pain in the dick. Hey we bought that and never used it. Hot loving garbage.
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2017 03:39 |
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Thanks sophos for rolling out an application update and breaking itsself on 300 devices, requiring me to manually push out the update. again.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2017 19:49 |
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Orcs and Ostriches posted:The standard display resolution around here is 1024x768 on 4:3 screens. I didn't know you can post through a time wormhole.
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# ¿ Feb 16, 2017 20:45 |
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Trastion posted:I stop in and building is dark except for the stuff that is on our natural gas generator. I made sure servers were ok and AC was still working and left thinking the power would come back on. That was 8pm. 8am when people starting coming in the power is still out. Generator had been running for 12 hours at roughly $300/hr. Glad I don't pay that bill. $300/hour for JIT business continuity? That's incredibly cheap.
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2017 19:36 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Ugh, gently caress auditing. Good luck on convincing them. Nobody's really auditing anything. It's just a dog whistle for them to behave. stevewm posted:Some issues have cropped up at our test store. So I've spent several days running register and ringing customers out so I can see the issues myself that were coming up and figure out how to solve them or report them to the developer. Its been "fun". What has surprised me (though it shouldn't have I guess) is how many times problems are the fault of the customer. A huge amount of people simply don't know how to handle EMV cards yet. I thought our new system was simple... Put the card in, pick debit or credit when asked, enter PIN# or sign when prompted. Remove card when prompted. About every other customer gets a look of dread on their face when you tell them they have to insert their card. Roughly two generations were trained to mash on buttans or scribble. People need time to adjust (still, in 2017) tip: make the remove noise as loud and nagging as possible. incoherent fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Mar 7, 2017 |
# ¿ Mar 7, 2017 23:04 |
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Bob Morales posted:We didn't want to charge sales tax on shipping costs back then (quoted post is like 2 years old) Not you, the CFO has to explain to the board why they have to back pay without consulting a tax assessor. A fate worse than wrong. But it's literally tax101 if you have presence in a state you add tax? Sure some states will shake their coffers at you but you can always shine them on.
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2018 02:17 |
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Spring Heeled Jack posted:Christ, after our team has been developing this app in an Azure kubernetes environment for 2 months our CIO wants us to move everything on prem for some loving reason. The app is supposed to go live 4/3 and it hasn't even left dev yet, no testing has been performed. Man, to have that on your resume: I was able to successfully move back on prem a poorly thought out cloud play.
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# ¿ Mar 13, 2019 21:21 |
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https://twitter.com/stevesi/status/1107915637077139456 microsoft just holding your email hostage nbd. And to be clear mail.app is awful, but i'd never hamfist my users like this.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 22:03 |
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Symantec bought touchdown, then sunsetted it LMAO.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2019 22:35 |
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That deffo sounds like "not your problem".
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# ¿ Mar 21, 2019 01:13 |
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Epicly pissing me off: vmware loving up my windows mdm enrollment certificate update. A week of backend bullshit for them to 1) not use my certificate i spent 400 dollars on and 2) doing a SS cert and thinking its fixed.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2019 19:18 |
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BaseballPCHiker posted:But god forbid one of us underlings actually works from home when something comes up. Email from the head boss saying all work from home needs to be approved in advance. Showed him the email from my boss that said it was OK. This leads to a whole chain back and forth on whats allowed and what isn't. If I thought it would be this big of a deal I would have just taken PTO. Always take the PTO. Sounds like a bureaucracy hellscape and you're better off. Especially with catty other dept getting butthurt.
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# ¿ May 8, 2019 21:11 |
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Khisanth Magus posted:No way in high hells am I doing "freelance" work. I have a wife with health issues which requires decent health insurance. Being "managed out the door" will screw you out of this "decent" healthcare. There are remote-only jobs that will treat you decently. The alternative is to get talking to a recruiter.
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# ¿ May 9, 2019 18:30 |
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DigitalMocking posted:Way not pissing me off: Hope u did this irl after hitting enter, cuz I fukin would
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 02:39 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Anybody who claims they can do everything they need to solely in the web apps offered by G Suite is a liar G suite is an surprising example of google app abandoning despite being a revenue source.
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# ¿ Jun 28, 2019 18:03 |
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First of May posted:Hey boss, I was able to increase the amount of traffic our internal CRM can handle by 10 times over, saving literally thousands of man-hours every year. Put it back.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2019 23:20 |
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tactlessbastard posted:On the bright side it went by quickly. On the downside, my baby started walking today, I hear. This right here is poo poo that pisses me off. Sorry dude.
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# ¿ Jul 11, 2019 05:35 |
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Thanks Ants posted:Azure AD can sync password hashes with an on-premises AD, which is nice. You can also license a tier of the product where users can use all the normal Office 365 web portals to change their own password, which is also nice. What's not nice is that if you just use the Office 365 admin portal to do a password reset, it generates an 8 character alphanumeric (no symbols) password regardless of what your AD password complexity policy is set to. Then when the user attempts to log in with this newly reset credential they get told it's time to reset the password as you'd expect, but the form will not accept the password they've just been given as the existing one, because AD never wrote it back since it didn't meet the complexity requirements. Only do it in the azure portal, not o365 password writeback details posted:Supports password writeback when an admin resets them from the Azure portal: Whenever an admin resets a user’s password in the Azure portal, if that user is federated or password hash synchronized, the password is written back to on-premises. This functionality is currently not supported in the Office admin portal. incoherent fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Sep 5, 2019 |
# ¿ Sep 5, 2019 21:05 |
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IF you're looking for some morning coffee here is some of that pureuncut of a thread from /r/sysadminquote:So when I arrived at the office at 730 am still looking like a shell shocked survivor of Omaha beach. The CFO immediately pole vaulted into my cubicle the moment I sit down and proceeds to hammer throw me and my manager into his office. He starts breaking down that "finance software we've never heard of" hasn't been brought back online and it's going to cause a catastrophe if it's not back online soon. I go through the list of critical applications that could not fail and what he was talking about was not on there. I professionally remind we are in crisis mode and can't take special requests right now. He insists that the team has been patient and that is app is basically there portal to do everything. I think to myself then why I haven't heard of it before part of the security audit six months was to inventory our software subscriptions. Unless and I cringed there's some shadow IT going on. quote:We looked and looked to understand how it worked because the web app appeared to have windows paths but also had Linux utilities. I did not understand how this thing was cobbled together but we eventually figured it out this maniac installed wine on the redhat server then installed cygwin on wine then compiled the windows application and it ran for 15 years kinda of.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 19:45 |
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EconOutlines posted:Someone dropped the ball. shouldn't, ya know, that stuff be printed out into a permanent file?
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2019 01:10 |