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ah hell my nephew learned a new word: "Annoying" imo the problem is i cant stop him stop except by lying. i dont want to lie and tell my nephew that im not annoying.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:My son was mad about a family situation. I asked him if he wanted to talk about it and he replied "dad, when I'm like this.... Your voice sounds like a toilet flushing". From one dad to another: "lol owned" Your son sounds very mature and honest though. I suspect good parenting. marshmallow creep has a new favorite as of 15:45 on Mar 6, 2021 |
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It's an amusingly polite way to say "I think you are full of poo poo."
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For some reason my 8 year old has taken to calling males Fudge Cake as an insult. My 4 year old's favorite sentences all start with "actually" This happened today: Eowyn: Ethan you're so annoying you FUDGE CAKE! Ethan: Actually I'm a human I have skin not fudge. Eowyn: Stop being a dumb fudge cake boy! Ethan: Actually Mommy likes fudge cake so I'll be a fudge cake cause she will love me more than you YOU SKIN CAKE!
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Stairs posted:For some reason my 8 year old has taken to calling males Fudge Cake as an insult. Please tell me those are fake names.
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I know this woman who named her son Odin and I was just like "that poor kid." She's a school teacher too, she should really know better.
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Beachcomber posted:Please tell me those are fake names. Ah yes the totally strange and unusual "Ethan". Also Eowyn is an old English name and seeing as how my husband is an old English I'd kindly like to ask you to mind your own drat business and stop being a fudge cake. Stairs has a new favorite as of 15:01 on Mar 9, 2021 |
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Cardiovorax posted:I know this woman who named her son Odin and I was just like "that poor kid." She's a school teacher too, she should really know better. My sister, for some reason, decided to name her kid Loki. I really don't think she thought this through.
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Beachcomber posted:Please tell me those are fake names. Don’t be a jerk here, please.
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My logic is that Eowyn was the most awesome character in a book series that actually caused me and my husband to meet (at the LOTR Oscar Party in LA) and the books are done so it's not gonna blow up in my face like Kahleesi would. Also silly me for thinking this thread was about funny poo poo kids say and not about the opinion of said funny kid's lovely parents.
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Eowyn is a fine name for a girl. Nerds are normal now, get used to it  https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1369574057314770950?s=20
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:My son was mad about a family situation. I asked him if he wanted to talk about it and he replied "dad, when I'm like this.... Your voice sounds like a toilet flushing". Good lord, that's absolutely brutal Stairs posted:For some reason my 8 year old has taken to calling males Fudge Cake as an insult. 
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"Give it to me!" "No." "Please?" "No." "Give it to me or I'll fart on you!"
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Last week I was playing a tabletop game with my parents while they looked after my siste's son H (2y). He was sitting next to dad and talked about his big "bag of figures" (smurfs, lego, animals). He likes to put them on the table one by one while telling us something about each one, "he's surprised about the bear!", "this one is hungry because I ate his eggs hahaha", etc, while we comment on them "oh was he hungry? Maybe there are more eggs in the bag?" Btw he calls Miss Piggy "Mads Piggy" (like Mads Mikkelsen — the D is silent so it's pretty close, also his dad has a cousin named Mads). Anyway, suddenly he wanted my dad to make a gesture with his hand. He repeatedly showed it and went "do like this with your hand grandpa" and grandpa replicated it, but H got more and more frustrated because it wasn't what he meant. Poor guy had some idea in his head about a very specific gesture that he couldn't execute himself, and couldn't explain either. He was thrusting his arm out, bent down at the wrist with the palm out & fingers spread. Who knows what image he had in his head though, I wonder what it was.
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My wife, laughing so hard she pulled something. Me: "We better not make momma laugh anymore or she's gonna die." My son, no hesitation: "Knock, knock!"
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marshmallow creep posted:My wife, laughing so hard she pulled something. lmao
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Carthag Tuek posted:
Wait, Mads Mikkelsen is pronounced Mass Mikkelsen? What the gently caress?
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Alhazred posted:Wait, Mads Mikkelsen is pronounced Mass Mikkelsen? What the gently caress? duhhh yeah obviously  but only kinda. its not a long flat A as in mass, its a short flat A. the closest analogue i can think of is an american saying "malcontent" but instead of -lcontent its just S e: im searching youtube for clips where he says his name e2: i guess this will have to do: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLMZdbVtzQQ&t=2s Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 18:54 on Mar 19, 2021 |
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I'm pretty sure Danes are chill with any pronunciation you'll use for their words. Theirs is a nation all who's default setting is laid back unbotheredness. Besides, they don't know how to pronounce it themselves anyway.
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:I'm pretty sure Danes are chill with any pronunciation you'll use for their words. Theirs is a nation all who's default setting is laid back unbotheredness. Besides, they don't know how to pronounce it themselves anyway. speaking for my countrymen: no*, no**, yes * racism ** ut supra if youre white we dont care its fine. my friends white dad has lived here since at least late 1980s and he still just speaks american at everybody.
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Carthag Tuek posted:speaking for my countrymen: no*, no**, yes Yeah, I know  But damnit I like the disney version of you's.Its pronounced Mats, with a hard T.
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https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/03/cargo-ship-stuck-in-the-suez-canal-children-have-ideas-for-how-to-move-it.html posted:Max, 12: “Just turn it.”
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Henry’s idea is cool & good and could create liquefaction that enables the ship to settle deeper into the water and into the sediment. A sufficiently powerful earthquake right now would do the same thing. Do use tugboats rather than helicopters to spin it around, though. I can only find one paper on induced liquefaction to free grounded ships, so it may actually be a bad idea.
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flavor.flv posted:
I love this stuff - show me letters or essays kids have written, or ideas they have about something, and I just smile for days  Unrestrained imagination is the best!
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i am myself a British Youth(tm) does this mean i should just post all the British Youth Slang i know
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My soon to be 7 year old son drew a picture of two people and showed it to me. Him: "This is a mom and a dad. They're happy because they don't have any kids." Me: "Well if they don't have any kids then who will they play with?" (He runs off and comes back a minute later) Him: "They have a dog"
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oh nevermind my bad i misunderstood the thread i should not post in new threads when im On The Sauce
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:My soon to be 7 year old son drew a picture of two people and showed it to me. Isn't this somewhat worrying? 
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went to pick up my nephew at kindergarten & some kid came up to me whats your moms name? hi! it's [name]. whats your moms name? mom. um.. i forgot
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Saw a patient the other day, his 4 year old daughter was with him and remembered me from a few weeks ago. She quickly told me: "I'm going to be 5 soon, and I'm growing a little every day, and can you come visit me?"
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a mysterious cloak posted:Saw a patient the other day, his 4 year old daughter was with him and remembered me from a few weeks ago. That is so cute!
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a mysterious cloak posted:Saw a patient the other day, his 4 year old daughter was with him and remembered me from a few weeks ago. did her voice go way up? ive noticed my nephew does that like "do you wanna come play with me maybe?" its so cute
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A few weeks ago I announced to my students that I'm having a baby. Earlier this week as I was getting ready to dismiss them one says to me "Mrs. Bravo, when you have your baby, maybe me and him can be friends, when he's like five."  : You would make a great friend for my baby! When he is five, you will be twelve! :  HOW CAN I BE TWELVE
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Carthag Tuek posted:did her voice go way up? ive noticed my nephew does that like "do you wanna come play with me maybe?" its so cute She did a little bit! Then I asked her to make sure I was giving her dad the right amount of medicine and she goes, "That's perfect!"
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heard, muffled, from behind a door wife: I think you're about 47 inches kid: WHAT?!
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A woman with a buzzcut walked past the kindergarten and suddenly I hear one of the kids shouting "ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL  " Luckily she was a good sport about it.
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My sister's four-year-old today announced that jellyfish are her favourite underwater animal because, and I quote, "They're so mysterious!"
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