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Oct 7, 2013 23:36
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Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark.
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Oct 7, 2013 23:38
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Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you'd never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair, in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor! 
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Oct 7, 2013 23:40
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Roark posted:Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark. 
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Oct 7, 2013 23:43
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In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV!
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Oct 7, 2013 23:45
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV! Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet
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Oct 7, 2013 23:53
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Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads?
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Oct 7, 2013 23:54
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CatchrNdRy posted:Hogburto are we Jewish? I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! IMJack fucked around with this message at 18:53 on Oct 8, 2013 |
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Oct 8, 2013 00:09
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Mister Kingdom posted:Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads? ♪To stop those quoters, one-two-three, Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free, It's got DrBouvenstein's guarantee... Guarantee void in Tennessee. Just don't look, just don't look!♪
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Oct 8, 2013 00:11
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IMJack posted:I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Looks like bad news for the... Impson family.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:17
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Money's too tight for quote.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:21
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Jorghnassen posted:Money's too tight for quote. I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:27
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ProfessorLoomis posted:I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:36
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Ah, another beautiful day in the womb.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:39
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It's rotten being on the first page; no one listens to ya.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:44
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:
We're not affiliated, we're just piggybacking on their message board.
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Oct 8, 2013 00:59
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AngryCaterpillar posted:It's rotten being on the first page; no one listens to ya.
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Oct 8, 2013 01:16
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Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's!
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Oct 8, 2013 01:32
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Root Bear posted:Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's! Aww, I can't hold it in anymore! I hate this place!
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Oct 8, 2013 01:43
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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Ow my freakin' ears!
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Oct 8, 2013 02:01
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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy.
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Oct 8, 2013 02:02
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Everything Counts posted:Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy. Let he who is without sin cast the first quote.
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Oct 8, 2013 02:09
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Ainsley McTree posted:Let he who is without sin cast the first quote. Got him!
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Oct 8, 2013 02:11
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV! So we just transplant the thread? We're just going to trash the new thread too.
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Oct 8, 2013 02:43
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Women's Rights? posted:Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet NOT QUITE PERISHED, MY LOVE! Though sometimes I wish I had 
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Oct 8, 2013 04:00
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You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming.
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Oct 8, 2013 04:40
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Corte posted:You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming. 
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Oct 8, 2013 04:46
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That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!
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Oct 8, 2013 05:08
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD! 
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Oct 8, 2013 05:14
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IMJack posted:I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps.
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Oct 8, 2013 05:23
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Funky See Funky Do posted:That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD! I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
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Oct 8, 2013 05:32
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MondayHotDog posted:My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps. IMJack you're making a complete fool of yourself...Oh it's just MondayHotDog.
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Oct 8, 2013 05:32
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AngryCaterpillar posted:I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.  We just heard this place existed!
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Oct 8, 2013 05:59
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Hogburto posted:"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!" Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.
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Oct 8, 2013 06:35
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Do over Ham posted:Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut. I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. 
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Oct 8, 2013 07:01
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Sanguinia posted:I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God. We'll just see about that   Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight.... 
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Oct 8, 2013 07:08
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MondayHotDog posted:My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps. Oh, Cookie Kwan's a boring old Biddy!
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Oct 8, 2013 07:27
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Jerusalem posted:We'll just see about that Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ?
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Oct 8, 2013 07:56
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Do over Ham posted:Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ? GBS is thataway, man!
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