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The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

PLEASE WORK OUT

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Klungar
Feb 12, 2008

Klungo make bessst ever video game, 'Hero Klungo Sssavesss Teh World.'


Worst. Thread. Ever.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark.

RembrandtQEinstein
Jul 1, 2009

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.


Some of you may discover a wonderful vocation you'd never even imagined. Others may find out life isn't fair, in spite of your Masters from Bryn Mawr, you might end up a glorified babysitter to a bunch of dead-eyed fourth graders while your husband runs naked on a beach with your marriage counselor!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


Roark posted:

Twinkle, twinkle, groovy cat. How I wonder where you at? I really love the way you cook. Just like me, when I wrote this book: How To Make Love To Roark, from the author of Happiness Is a Naked Roark, Journey To the Center of Roark, and the Joy of Cooking Roark.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV!

Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


CatchrNdRy posted:

Hogburto are we Jewish?

I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

IMJack fucked around with this message at Oct 8, 2013 around 18:53

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Mister Kingdom posted:

Is this the end of Zombie Simpsons quote threads?

♪To stop those quoters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble free,
It's got DrBouvenstein's guarantee...

Guarantee void in Tennessee.

Just don't look, just don't look!♪

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


IMJack posted:

I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Looks like bad news for the... Impson family.

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Money's too tight for quote.

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

Jorghnassen posted:

Money's too tight for quote.

I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

ProfessorLoomis posted:

I can't afford Somethingawful. I use Thingisbad.

Chub Digg?! ...I don't even know what that is!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Ah, another beautiful day in the womb.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

It's rotten being on the first page; no one listens to ya.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Chub Digg?! ...I don't even know what that is!

We're not affiliated, we're just piggybacking on their message board.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

AngryCaterpillar posted:

It's rotten being on the first page; no one listens to ya.
"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!"

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:

Welcome to your new thread, Post-A-Reeno's!

Aww, I can't hold it in anymore! I hate this place!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Hogburto posted:

"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!"

Ow my freakin' ears!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Hogburto posted:

"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!"

Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy.

Ainsley McTree
Feb 19, 2004



Everything Counts posted:

Everything's too damned expensive these days! Look at this Bible I just bought. Fifteen bucks! And talk about a preachy book; everyone's a sinner! ...except this guy.

Let he who is without sin cast the first quote.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Ainsley McTree posted:

Let he who is without sin cast the first quote.

Got him!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




LOCUST FART HELL posted:

In our new thread tonight, the Simpsons Quote Thread finally gets the chance to show off the full range of their posting. Unfortunately, one goon didn't want that chance and refused to participate. But thanks to some creative account naming, you won't even notice. Show us what you got, TV IV!

So we just transplant the thread? We're just going to trash the new thread too.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Women's Rights? posted:

Note: Jerusalem died on his way back to his home planet

NOT QUITE PERISHED, MY LOVE!


Though sometimes I wish I had

Corte
Jun 28, 2005
never knows best

You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Corte posted:

You know me I like my posts cold, my mods loud and my goons flaming.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN


That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!

RembrandtQEinstein
Jul 1, 2009

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

IMJack posted:

I don't drink or dance or swear, I've even kept kosher just to be on the safe side. I've done everything the Bible says! Even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

MondayHotDog posted:

My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps.

IMJack you're making a complete fool of yourself...Oh it's just MondayHotDog.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.


AngryCaterpillar posted:

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.



We just heard this place existed!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Hogburto posted:

"To overcome the first page curse, simply quote a Bible verse!"

Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

#RXT REVOLUTION~!
2000



future scoopin'...


Do over Ham posted:

Thou shalt not take moochers into thy hut.

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Sanguinia posted:

I was working on a flat tax proposal and I accidentally proved there's no God.

We'll just see about that



Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight....

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


MondayHotDog posted:

My name is MondayHotDog. It's been 4,000 days since my last drink. It was my first - and last - blackberry schnapps.

Oh, Cookie Kwan's a boring old Biddy!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009



Jerusalem posted:

We'll just see about that



Oh, maybe he made a mistake? ......no.... no it's air-tight....



Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ?

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AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Do over Ham posted:

Is there no place for the goon with the 105 IQ?

GBS is thataway, man!

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