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Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Striking Yak posted:

Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?

Oh, Striking Yak! You and your stories. "SituAsian is a vampire." "Quoting kills brain cells." Now, let's get back to that... computer thingy... where our GBS and TV/IV... is.

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007


Funky See Funky Do posted:

That's it! This thread has held me back long enough. I'm going to FYAD!

I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh, Striking Yak! You and your stories. "SituAsian is a vampire." "Quoting kills brain cells." Now, let's get back to that... computer thingy... where our GBS and TV/IV... is.

Funky See Funky Do, where's that... metal dealy... you use to... dig food?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a runaway train.... ....to what do you owe your rampant success....

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at Oct 8, 2013 around 21:07

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Jerusalem posted:

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... ....to what do you owe your rampant success....

Posting is up two percent, and it's all because of my motivational techniques. Like donuts and a possibility of more donuts to come.

I Love Loosies
Jan 4, 2013


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Posting is up two percent, and it's all because of my motivational techniques. Like donuts and a possibility of more donuts to come.

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


General Bort posted:

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

Sure thing, Bort!

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Striking Yak posted:

Sure thing, Bort!

I repeat, we are out of BORT licence plates

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

It was not scary. It was just...abnormal.


General Bort posted:

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

I'll be honest with you Bort, I need a well thought out quote and I need it today. Buuuuuuuuuut this just isn't the kinda thing I'm lookin' for.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

General Bort posted:

Could you, um... quote any harder than this?

Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Roark posted:

Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.

Hey Skeesix, they have the internet on computers now!

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Everything Counts posted:

Hey Skeesix, they have the internet on computers now!

While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!

The SituAsian
Oct 29, 2006

PLEASE WORK OUT

Jerusalem posted:

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... ....to what do you owe your rampant success....

I warsh myself with a rag on a stick

Supercaptain
Feb 12, 2013


Bart: "Hey Mom. Thanks for coming out."

Marge: "Thank you for stopping [the tank]."

Bart: "It ran out of gas."

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


Women's Rights? posted:

While you wait, why not buy a Simpsons Quote Thread cap or T-shirt? You have the right to remain fabulous!

Check it out, Everything Counts kicking Mohammar Qadaffi in the butt. A timeless classic. Now two for a dollar.

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Roark posted:

Well, sure, the Roarkiac-7 looks impressive...don't touch it...but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest posters in YLLS will own them.

The secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing!?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


abigserve posted:

I'll be honest with you Bort, I need a well thought out quote and I need it today. Buuuuuuuuuut this just isn't the kinda thing I'm lookin' for.

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


IMJack posted:

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

A man with plenty of quotes is LESS likely to be a quotery dealer

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

IMJack posted:

I'm pretty sure he's a quotery dealer. His boots are quotery, his hat is quotery, his pen is quotery and I'm pretty sure that check is quotery!

Well, little goon, I've had lots of jobs in my day: whale-hunter, seal-clubber, president of the Fox network, and, like most people, yeah, I've posted a few quotes.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Striking Yak posted:

The secret ingredient is...LOVE!? Who's been screwing with this thing!?

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013


Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

Oi...that monkey is going to pay.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly funny Simpsons quote.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Women's Rights? posted:

Well the...the real posters won't...won't burn quite so fast in there...

No fires!

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



I start fires!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Skeesix posted:

A man with plenty of quotes is LESS likely to be a quotery dealer

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

If Phish doesn't see a prescription slip, they're outta here!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Aww, but Lenny just got some bottle rockets!

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hold up... Maybe those quotes are medicinal.

Oh, yeah, medicinal.

Without them I might go...even...goonier?

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, yeah, medicinal.

Without them I might go...even...goonier?

"Goonier?" Highly dubious.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Striking Yak posted:

Did everyone wash their necks like Mr. SituAsian asked?



Sure did!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


DrBouvenstein posted:

Oh, yeah, medicinal.

Without them I might go...even...goonier?

Jamming!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

Skeesix posted:

Jamming!

I hope you like jamming too!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Deviant posted:

I hope you like jamming too!

Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Striking Yak posted:

Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!

Who's the narc?

monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012


Deviant posted:

Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...

Okay, Mr. The SituAsian, what's your first name?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

Striking Yak posted:

Deviant posted:

I hope you like jamming too!
Don't commit your hate crimes here, Deviant! HATE CRIMES!

monsteroftheweek posted:

Deviant posted:

Hello, my name is Mr. The SituAsian. I believe YOU have a letter for me...
Okay, Mr. The SituAsian, what's your first name?

Everything's quoting up Deviant!!!

assembling this post took six hours

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great,

Great meaning large or immense,

We use it in the pejorative sense!

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Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.


CatchrNdRy posted:

2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great,

Great meaning large or immense,

We use it in the pejorative sense!

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

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