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Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Pander posted:

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

Goons, I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeymod or boogeymods in the house!

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Pander posted:

What he meant is that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!

I have a scoop! The President-Elect failed second-grade gym class!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


CatchrNdRy posted:

2...4...6...8 Deviant's crime was really great,

Great meaning large or immense,

We use it in the pejorative sense!

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Striking Yak posted:

We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears!

What do we want?
More equitable treatment at the hands of management!
When do we want it?
Soon!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Jerusalem posted:

SituAsian, your thread seems to have the momentum of a rainaway train.... ....to what do you owe your rampant success....

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Skeesix posted:

I have a scoop! The President-Elect failed second-grade gym class!
I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Work that pelvis.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Hogburto posted:

I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer.

Welllll, I'm rappin' Stri-king,
and I'm here to say,
if you wanna drink beer then Duff's the only way,
I say the ooooonly way!
Breakdown! Khh-kghhg-krr-kchh

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


Hogburto posted:

I would like to take this opportunity to express my fondness for Duff beer.

I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Cookie Kwan posted:

I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer.

'Ey, Surly looks out for only one guy: Surly.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

'Ey, Surly looks out for only one guy: Surly.

sorry Surly

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!


CatchrNdRy posted:

sorry Surly

Shut up.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!



No you shut up!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN


Oh I'll shut up. Shut up... forever!


...Wait a minute that's no good.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Cookie Kwan posted:

No you shut up!

If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Cookie Kwan posted:

I'd also like to express my fondness for, uh, that particular beer.

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at Oct 8, 2013 around 23:22

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

Mister Kingdom posted:

Work that pelvis.



...too much smiling.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

oldskool posted:

...too much smiling.

Come on honey, smile! I bet you've got a beautiful smile. Why don't you share it with the world?



There is no God!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

If they're not having a go with the birds, they're having a row with the wankers!

The OP is the voice of reason.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Cookie Kwan posted:

The OP is the voice of reason.

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!


The goons are right to laugh at you, Funky.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!

PRAY FOR MOJO.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Work that pelvis.



♪My ding-a-ling. My ding-a-ling.
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling...♪

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Funky See Funky Do posted:

The OP has no decency. He called me "Monkey See Monkey Do"!

All this time I've been calling her Crandall!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

All this time I've been calling her Crandall!

It's a perfectly cromulent name.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

All this time I've been calling her Crandall!

You haven't been around women for a looooooong time, have you?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Writer Cath posted:

You haven't been around women for a looooooong time, have you?

He became Charlene back in '76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

You haven't been around women for a looooooong time, have you?

Are you asking me out?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

Are you asking me out?

I'm so darned mad, it's gonna be mostly head!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


MondayHotDog posted:

Are you asking me out?

That was Writer Cath. You only get one chance with Writer Cath.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Cookie Kwan posted:

That was Writer Cath. You only get one chance with Writer Cath.

Send him back to momma, boys.

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Cookie Kwan posted:

That was Writer Cath. You only get one chance with Writer Cath.

Owww! Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Writer Cath posted:

I'm so darned mad, it's gonna be mostly head!

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


MondayHotDog posted:

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you were never going to need them again.

This became a hardcore pornography thread so gradually I hardly even noticed.

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Owww! Is that a new kind of mace? It's really painful!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!



CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007





They should have called this thread Johnny Deformed!

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


CharlieFoxtrot posted:

They should have called this thread Johnny Deformed!

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

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Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Luigi Thirty posted:

They called me Kid Gorgeous. Later on, it was Kid Presentable. Then Kid Gruesome. And finally, Kid Moe.

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

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