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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Cookie Kwan posted:

The OP is the voice of reason.

Moe's their leader

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monsteroftheweek
Oct 9, 2012


MondayHotDog posted:

I've been called ugly, pug ugly, fugly, pug fugly, but never ugly ugly.

Hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but - wait, what was the last thing you said?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Skeesix posted:

Moe's their leader
Now that's Moe like it.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Hogburto posted:

Now that's Moe like it.

Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt.

Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking sodie too!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Roark posted:

Oh, your "teef" hurt, huh? Your "teef" hurt? Well that's too freaking bad! You hear me? I'll tell you where you can put your freaking sodie too!

Now I expected this kind of language in D&D, but not here!

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

Hogburto posted:

Now that's Moe like it.

And finally, Kid Moe.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Funky See Funky Do posted:

Uncle Hogburto, my sodie is too cold. My teef hurt.

If itíll make you feel any better, Iíve learned life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Roark was dead.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Women's Rights? posted:

If itíll make you feel any better, Iíve learned life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Roark was dead.

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary


Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

oldskool
Aug 9, 2010


Lipstick Apathy

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Hey! This is Richard Nixon's enemies list. You just crossed out his name and put yours.

Gimme back that list for a sec.

Moneypenny.....Dreadful.

LoanWolf
Mar 17, 2009


oldskool posted:

Gimme back that list for a sec.

Moneypenny.....Dreadful.

Oooh he card write good!

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

LoanWolf posted:

Oooh he card write good!

How very strange. His job description clearly specifies an illiterate!

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

We're under six!

And I'm a college student!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


CatchrNdRy posted:

We're under six!

And I'm a college student!

Okay, Catchr, if anyone asks, you require 24-hour nursing care, LOCUST's a clergyman, Funky is seven people, and Cookie was wounded in Vietnam.

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Hogburto posted:

Now that's Moe like it.

... I think I can put the "pal" back in principal!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Deviant posted:

And finally, Kid Moe.
And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Hogburto posted:

And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe.

My name is already Women's Rights Funky Do Kwan Foxtrot FART HELL. God knows it's long enough without monsterofthewhatever

Your Taint
Nov 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!


*singing* Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe! Da da da da, da da da da da, insurance fraud today!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Women's Rights? posted:

My name is already Women's Rights Funky Do Kwan Foxtrot FART HELL. God knows it's long enough without monsterofthewhatever

From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love

or possibly once more for money.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Skeesix posted:

From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love

or possibly once more for money.

...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?

Deviant
Sep 26, 2003

I wanted orange.

It gave me lemon-lime.




Fun Shoe

Striking Yak posted:

...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Deviant posted:

Will you take us to Mt. Splashmore?

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

IMJack posted:

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!
IMJack, you can't judge a place you've never been to.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


Hogburto posted:

IMJack, you can't judge a place you've never been to.

Yeah, that's what people do in Russia.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.


IMJack posted:

I'm taking you kids to the happiest place on Earth! Tijuana!

South of the border,
Down Mexico way.
That's where i fell in love,
When stars above came out to play.


ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

DrBouvenstein posted:

South of the border,
Down Mexico way.
That's where i fell in love,
When stars above came out to play.




I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Roark posted:

Oh, I'm only 25 and I've already got two mortal enemies!

I'm aged 18-49, EVERYBODY listens to me!



Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

ProfessorLoomis posted:

I tried to drink a coke on the bus, and they took away my pass!

They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!!

LOCUST FART HELL
Mar 8, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Striking Yak posted:

...LOCUST, is Skeesix at Camp Granada?

I told you last night, I don't know!

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Skeesix posted:

From now on, I'm only going to gooncamp for love

or possibly once more for money.

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

WHATDYA MEAN THE BANKS OUTTA MONEY!?

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

ProfessorLoomis posted:

WHATDYA MEAN THE BANKS OUTTA MONEY!?

ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


CatchrNdRy posted:

ook, ook, are you folks ready to go ape?

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Jerusalem posted:

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional

Ooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Jerusalem posted:

A professional in an ape costume is STILL a professional

Aw, four A.M.? Now I'll never get back to...

"Magilla, Gorilla, Gorilla For Sale!" Hey! You shouldn't have oughta taken my banana, Mr. Peebles.

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


Drink-Mix Man posted:

They got my bus pass! THEY GOT MY BUS PASS!!

They're poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway, so far the nook is relatively- OH NO!

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

No, no, no, do not listen to that man! Remain calm. You will all have a chance to be gouged!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Cookie Kwan posted:

They're poking every nook and cranny. Well, every cranny anyway, so far the nook is relatively- OH NO!

Done and done.

And I mean done.

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Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary


Writer Cath posted:

Done and done.

And I mean done.


I've got to stop fantasizing about Roark's Barry avatar Lee Majors.




....ehhhh, one more.

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