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CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Hogburto posted:

And Apu Nahasa... pasa... well just Moe, just Moe.

Hogburto de Beaumarchais!

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CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Hogburto de Beaumarchais!

Once you get used to the smell of melted Hogburto fat, you'll wonder how you ever did without it!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I've got to stop fantasizing about Roark's Barry avatar Lee Majors.




....ehhhh, one more.

I know, I'll just do like Moneypenny and escape into fantasy.

MondayHotDog's brain posted:

Class, instead of going to the box factory today, we'll be going to the... box factory.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH


E: wrong gif dammit

I'm learnding

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

Root Bear posted:

E: wrong gif dammit

I'm learnding



What is it with you and failure?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Anybody remotely interesting is mad in some way or another.


Writer Cath posted:

What is it with you and failure?

I just think its neat!

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

I've got to stop fantasizing about Roark's Barry avatar Lee Majors.




....ehhhh, one more.

Moneypenny, stop blowing my sex! I mean your sax, your sax, stop it.

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Everything's coming up Roark!

Cookie Kwan
Dec 10, 2007

Stay away from the west side!


Jerusalem posted:

I just think its neat!

Failure is so dangerous. Just look at Roark's teeth!

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

(shall i do the obvious? Yeah.)

Dental Plan!

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 26, 2007




Cookie Kwan posted:

Failure is so dangerous. Just look at Roark's teeth!



I need the biggest screenshot you have!













No, that's too big.

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

I know what a childhood is.


Root Bear posted:

E: wrong gif dammit

I'm learnding





Haven't we stood in five different threads long enough?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

No.

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.



How about if we dope you up real good?

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

mrfart posted:

How about if we dope you up real good?

Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets Daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience. Ever.

Moneypenny Dreadful
Jan 24, 2008

demon secretary


MondayHotDog posted:

Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets Daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience. Ever.

...this thread smells like Monday's jacket!

ProfessorLoomis
Apr 5, 2007

I LUST FOR MONKEY DEATH

mrfart posted:

How about if we dope you up real good?

When I can't stop fiddlin'
I just takes me ritalin
I'm poppin' and sailin' man
TOOT TOOT

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

...this thread smells like Monday's jacket!

It smells like the art teacher's office.

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

MondayHotDog posted:

It smells like the art teacher's office.

and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.

Mud Shark
May 12, 2012


OP is a nut. He has a rubber butt. And every time he moves around it goes "putt putt".

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.

Grimey Drawer

CatchrNdRy posted:

and this thread has a weird smell that you're all probably used to... but I'm not.

It'll take you about six weeks, dear.

thrakkorzog
Nov 16, 2007


Funky See Funky Do posted:

I don't have your money here! It's at Roark's house and..and Cookie's house!

Hey Roark, what's my money doing in your house?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Mud Shark posted:

OP is a nut. He has a rubber butt. And every time he moves around it goes "putt putt".

What is it with you Goons and that word? I'm going to shave you bald young man, until you learn that quotes are not a right: they're a privilege.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Funky See Funky Do posted:

What is it with you Goons and that word? I'm going to shave you bald young man, until you learn that quotes are not a right: they're a privilege.

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING WAY TOO HARD TO FIT IN

Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

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twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Mud Shark posted:

OP is a nut. He has a rubber butt. And every time he moves around it goes "putt putt".

Mud-Shark, my posterior contains nothing but flesh, bone, and the metal plate I got in 'Nam.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012


Luigi Thirty posted:

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

It's always Heath's fault.

Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

Daddy's special medicine, which you must never use because it will ruin your life, lets Daddy hear and see magical things which you will never experience. Ever.

What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!


Luigi Thirty posted:

Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Hey there, Blimpie Boy.... flying through the air so fancy-free...

Roark
Dec 1, 2009

A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Luigi Thirty posted:

Dear Lord, look at that blimp! He's hanging from a balloon!

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Writer Cath posted:

What is your fascination with my Forbidden Closet of Mystery?

I'd say he's coming OUT of the pep closet, heh, heh.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Drink-Mix Man posted:

I'd say he's coming OUT of the pep closet, heh, heh.
Why don't ya just nibble her elbow? That always melts her butter, right? Heh heh hah.

gary oldmans diary fucked around with this message at Oct 10, 2013 around 18:03

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


Hogburto posted:

Why don't ya nibble her elbows? That always melts her butter, right? Heh heh.

Caramel... waffle batter... liquid smoke... mmm, fattening.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005


Hell Gem

Luigi Thirty posted:

Caramel... waffle batter... liquid smoke... mmm, fattening.
I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.

ShaqDiesel
Mar 21, 2013


Hogburto posted:

I'm not the one who puts butter in your coffee.

Hogburto there are many options available for dangerously underweight individuals like yourself.

Women's Rights?
Nov 16, 2005

Ain't give a damn


Luigi Thirty posted:

Caramel... waffle batter... liquid smoke... mmm, fattening.

You gotta improvise, Luigi! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...

...

...Let's go get Hogburto.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Women's Rights? posted:

You gotta improvise, Luigi! Cloves, Tom Collins mix, frozen pie crust...

It passed the first test: I didn't go blind.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level


Roark posted:

Sir, if you'd just quiet down, I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya! A fridge too far!

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Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

Uh-huh!

Skeesix posted:

Hey fatty! I got a movie for ya! A fridge too far!

The script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie.

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